₦airaland Forum

Deckline:
Fry sperm!

naso

My love for nairaland... Always looking for ways to teach me new things

sapeleboi:
this is called bold laps

Very very bold

stupidity:
This is why I like white girls. (Met few in Ghana) after getting laid with a white girl, bro don’t bother ring her number again. If you do she’ll just tell you “you two had fun and you shouldn’t expect anything like friendship”

Straight up.

pocohantas:
1) Why do Naija guys think sex is a loss to the lady?

2) Why will a guy and girl have sex, then Naija guys will call only the lady olosho with borehole pùssy?

3) Why is there so much emphasis on female chastity and virginity, but none for guys?

4) Why is male infidelity more tolerated/accepted than the female one?

5) Why do Naija guys turn totometer, trying to calculate the mileage of their girlfriend's vagina?

6) Why will you give a Naija man a blòwjob and he'll be wondering which man's dick you learned it with?

7) Why would a Naija guy date a girl and when they break-up, he will be happy he at least fuckéd her. Does it take something away from her? If yes, what? Is it a gift or collateral to the guy? If yes, why?

8 ) Why are there thousands of thread on guys analysing the female vagina, its depth, width, colour... in relation to her sexual partners?

9) Why is a sexually experienced guy a stud and his female counterpart, a slut?

10) Why are Naija girls slutshamed for being sexually expressive, whereas the guys can share sexcapades on ashawo beer parlour thread?

12) "Virginity is the best gift a woman can give her husband".
Do you agree with the above statement. If yes, why?

13) "A man can love his wife and fùck around, but a woman who does same can kill her husband". Do you agree with this statement. Discuss in not more than 6 lines.

14) If sex is indeed pleasurable for both,why does the female get all the antagonism and the guy gets the accolade?

If you can correctly and sincerely answer these questions.
The answer you seek lies therein.

the moment I have been waiting for.
Guys, over to you.

HonEmeritus:
The snake shouldn't have been killed in the first place...
What happened to our wildlife conservation in Nigeria?
That was how some set of youth pounced on a baby whale some days ago... it is well!

Oga wildlife conserver....
How many scorpion u don't catch keep?

Me did not see any youth there o!
Or maybe I need to know the meaning of the word 'youth'.



That's all...

1StopRudeness:
That's not very smart kankan.....
unless car 7 won't mind bashing cars 4 a 10 any how...which kind manoeuvre does he wanna use to get out of its location cos there's technically no space btw 7 and 12.....the car isn't a snake u know...its only easy in theory(anyway the guy said logically not drivingcally)


3 cars gats move

Car 5 makes a curve reverse btw 2 and 10
Car 4 moves closer to the back of car 1
Car 7 follows car 4 bumper to bumper
Blue car is free to cruise

You sabi book die!
E be like you be driver

daftpikin:
Leave the guy.

He should just add PhD so he would be a general

Or maybe prof. to be a field Marshall. Lmao
People can ask weird questions.

And he claims to have a dream with the Army yet no background checks till now.

It was a romantic moment on Saturday, 6th January, 2018, when Mrs. Betty Beshel got married to her long time heart rob, Mr. Nji Patrick.
The now Mr. and Mrs Patrick Nji exchanged their marital vows with excitement and love in St. Charles L'wanga's catholic church, calabar. Then proceeded to Calabar International conference center (CICC) for a warm reception.
It was a thing of joy as many persons came from far and near to witness the beautiful couple do their thing.
The bridal train was wonderful as all the ladies dressed beautifully.
And the groom's men? They killed the show!
Happy married life to them!
Banji2018

Digital native doctor
I guess he has a laptop and free wifi

Omoh, that man gather swag die!
See pencil

VERQUEST111:
Carolina has played penalty enter throwing



for pointing out David for her bf or whatever death.

Hehe, am telling u!
Penalty enter throwing...rib cracking!

Rscotty55:
It was a beautiful atmosphere as seen on AIT

And I wished I was there o...

You missed big time.
Tis always a hit!
Next year, ama invite you over, personally!

Olosho

People are just mad!

Wow!
Dude having a thing with success.
Big ups CR7

Nigga, let them be!

And he took pix on the red carpet!

Celebrity thief

purem:
Dis 1 no sweet jor

No b ur mom?

Oboy, leave am o!
As she be ur mum,na de d mata hash pass sef
E happen to me wella. No be say dem say

pawesome:
u for fail self wit dis kind english

Hahahah!

Paperwhite:
Good luck to all the shortlisted applicants.The race is still on."Onward Together" people.

Congrats

Ahmiee:
my dear at 27 your not a bad market. just try to keep yourself busy be open for options. cause your not even sure of the guy abroad. except if u wanto wait for him cause from what i can deduce from your story the guy is not established yet. both serious guys and unserious all want sex. then the doctor bla bla. u said u cant have sex with him cause ur not attracted to him. then why are u dating him if he should propose to u will u marry him?. go out and meet other guys try to know them. share views and definitely u will find someone that matches your taste

One cold origin 4 dis babe!

The there the wait!

PMWSpirit:
Nice ride but sha for me, its Mercedes benz - the best or nothing

God bless your family!

adadike281:
May his soul Rest in peace. Which one be Valhalla and they no know, I don't understand, can someone kindly explain?

Open secrete!
Just look for the movie 'Vikings' and watch, all your questions will be answered.

phintohlar:
and he didn't listen... Oh my world

Lol

phintohlar:
about wat?

Asked them to keep their marriage off social medias.

They sack at will.
They do any how with workers.
I wanna know if am a foreigner even in my own country.


This poo gotta stop!

Before you quote me,be informed that am a victim of this, so I know what the O.P is saying.

That dude just made some cash.


Top notch bet!