₦airaland Forum

Rapsowdee01:
Lol... If u vex me i go just run enter ur house come carry babe

No be if u go fit enter my house??

Rapsowdee01:
I can never forget when i was in ss1 and i folded my question paper in my mathset cos i finished 30 minutes into a 1hr 30mins exam... After the invigilator had said oya everybody submit and everyone was scrambling to submit quick so the man will collect it.. Me i just walked out forgetting that my question paper was already in my mathset and my answer sheet was the one with me.... It was when my friends were asking ''What's your answer to that 3b'' and i just opened to check i saw it... Omo see marathon !!!

Hehehehe....Insane Bolt, oh sowi, Usain Bolt!

Number 6 sha!
Op you have heard many graduates saying it, you didn't see o!
This English language sef sef!

akanniade10:
Same here! #11 got me stunned

I swear!

I've always known KCEE's own to be like that!
Chaii op!

Edwinmason:
i have laff my belle finish

Heheh,I d tell u!
Especially that falz own!

yinkakani:
Does not look like he's stealing transformer to me. Besides, who'll steal in broad day light? .



[size=25pt] RIP THO' [/size]

Bros, there are some weed one'll take and begine to see the day as night o!


#OshogboWeed

See those midfield legs...

Explorers:
21. Women have the ability to make their voice sound “sexier” in order to entice their men when needed. Men, however, do not possess such an ability and simply have to rely on other factors.

And that pix is Angelina Jollie!

Who's bleepin her o

prinsam30:
na u talk am ooo my hand no dey oooo

Haha, na food I cook.
Them go soon begin fire me

prinsam30:
God help us in this country
wailers na who una wan blame for this now

Who again pass bubu
Since him come,na either fire here or there....Mostly market!

jojomario:
This is nonsense until they implement "PAY AS YOU VIEW"

I concur!!!!!

One of those pop ups is a cardless withdrawal, I still don't get it...pls, explain further if you have a good insight.

Tanx

WE ARE OUR OWN PROBLEMS!!!!!!

Politically i tell you!
This country is divided into three groups of people today!!!

1) Those who want PMB to fail so that they can justify what they told their friends before the elections. They want him to fail so that they can say "i told u not to vote this man!!!

2) The second group are those who have decided that PMB can never be wrong! Therefore even when he picks Amaechi as a technocrat minister, he was right! Even when he is yet to find solutions to the problems of our dear country, he is still right!!

3) The 3rd group are those that doesn't belong to any of the above mentioned groups! Not because they don't care but because they lack the awareness of what is going on in our country today!!

I have problems with all these groups of people! First and foremost, I want to know your political culture as an individual, are you a parochial participant? Or a subject participant? Or you're a participating participant What is your part in all these? What have you contributed in addressing the issues in your house talk less of the
country

People wake up everyday without money to even afford a newspaper, yet they decimate proper and structured
criticism!
We are our own problems! The invincible hands of capitalism is hanging around our neck! This is why pure water is now N20, this is why garri will soon become N50 a cup, this is why water-leaf, yam and cassava can no longer be accessible! When you ask why the price of
our local goods are changing, the farmer accuses d dollar, the mechanic accuses the dollar, the carpenter accuses the dollar! For christ sake, what business has our goods related to dollar? You catch a fish in river benue and you increase the price, you accuse dollar! I am not saying d price of dollar is ok but yet am against the advantages taken by Nigerians on fellow Nigerians!

I cant support or criticize this government on economic
reasons because we still await the success of the 2016 budget.
Until the budget is passed, all this government has don is fight corruption, fight boko haram, huddle fuel, travel all over the world!
Yes! now boko haram no longer kill us but hunger is
killing us! Boko haram left and hunger came! Pls we can't fight hunger, we prefer boko haram. Instead of dis suffering then #BringBackOurBokoHaram.

Do i see a sign of incompetence in both the legislative and the judicial arm of government? Why is the budget having too many grammer?? Please we want results.
PMB, needless to say this that if they conduct presidential
elections today, you will fail, even within Aso rock! If your mother was still alive, am sure she might not even vote her own son for a 2nd term! This is not because you have failed as a president but the number of angry Nigerians are increasing as the suffering increases!

The so much talk about "Change" is now being mocked with so many meanings. People even prefer corruption to the change agenda of your party!
Yes! in the streets, things are that bad. Yes! in the streets, things are worst. Yes! in the streets, the people are hungry, testy, suffering and some are dying!!!
Do something now because come 2019, the people in the streets are planing to change The change...

nell4:
you guys should hurry up

U just spoke my mind, I swear!!

Dope!

ZeeAfrica:
Op honey, i love u baby.

14 years...lol

sokoh400:
Geographically No, politically Yes

Hehe...direct answer!

stanogb:
Lol... Or Nnamdi Kanu proposes to Zahri Buhari gjadly...

All join o! Lol

Ekepete!!!

I concur!

AF...April fool

Buhari proposes to Olajumoke!

Dis April fool is strong o!

Omg, Nairaland is a country!!!

OMG, Nairaland is a country!!!

Segadem:
Lalasticlala come and see our moseses oh

Moseses, hahaha,dis is more hilarious!

Nairaland is a country, I swear!!!

project8:
wike be like "didn't I tel u I was gona humiliate amechi" and akpabio b like " ur d man"

I d tell u....ur d man!!!

I am just here....walk up to me and gon tie it!

#Simple

Dap!

The thunder wr go fire this nigga still de do press-up!
Which way 9ja

Hian! Gbese rio!