₦airaland Forum

ChappyChase:
Hahhahahahah! So you don notice the bobo!?

Me de wit am here live na...
E go toilet,siren!
E go bathroom,siren!
E 1 chop,siren!
Etc

ChappyChase:
The Convoy Governor is talking!

Hehehe,Governor siren!

Angelberry:
imagine, some have food but cannot eat....some can eat but have not food...who remember this prayer Children in the south are ready to go to school and the govt is doing nothing about it. Even the so called free education is not totally free but somewhere in the north they are paying parents to send their daughters to school. What a country we live in

Irony of life!

For those of u still using the app,don't attempt to upgrade it, else u'll just 4get abt it.

Phizzlephizz:
Bro tie rubber band on it for 24hours before you sleep with any girl, it would swell up thrice the usual size...thank me later













19 and in Final year little wonder this is your priority #kidgraduateseverywhere

Where exactly do I tie it?, cos we nid 2 start tying some d**k nw o!

OP me no sabi o!

Last paragraph....Awesome!!!

kilokeys:
False..

Logically, the stomach temperature is within 37 to 42 degrees C.
There is no room for oils to congeal.
When food is cooler than core body temperature, it is warmed by body heat automatically.

I think I concur with the sound of this.

MKO4ever:
The middle and upper part of the body still make the difference

Well said!

Mostly the middle.

Hahaha...but he's not 2pac or mj na.

Vector d viper!
Anyday,anytime!

Well said!
But wait for some gala wailers to start their work.

Yeah yeah...Happy palm sunday!!


FTC is as easy as first class.

Quote me and die!

LastMumu:

Bros you no narrate the thing complete joor, Nigerian youths wishful thinking has always started from 100 level in school.

100 level(fresh in school) - I'll graduate with a first class!

200 level (after a couple of C's) - l must graduate with a 2:1

300 level(Reality setting in) - hmmmm 2:2 is not a bad result. I can get at least a150k job after graduating.

400 level (some F's here and there) : Baba God, I don't want to come out of school with third class.

NYSC (After managing to scale out with a 2:2) - This NYSC is a waste of time, I need to finish this service on time to start making cool cash! At least 100k job won't be too bad

After NYSC and a couple of GNLD interview experience - This country sef don tire person, I will manage 50k job just for the experience.

After 1 year, no job - any job vacancy thread they see on nairaland they apply. Accountant needed in an Oil and gas company - applied!
Engineer with 10 years experience needed - applied!
Graduate Trainee in Zenith Bank - applied!
Dangote Truck Drivers needed - applied!
Bouncers needed in a popular night club in festac - applied!
Anything they see they just apply. As I dey now, I don apply for 5 different jobs just this morning alone and still counting.

CHRONICLE OF A NIGERIAN GRADUATE

Mama Amaka, abeg give dis my nigga sound origin!!!

SUPERPACK:
God never created man and woman to be equal.

Tell them! It's even in the bible.

drdrei09:
That awkward moment when you have misplaced the soft copy of the document.. ...

Chaii!!

otokx:
Is he back?

He made the speech in Equatorial Guinea o!
I just wonder if Rivers state is now in Equatorial Guinea!
#SMH

Leptospirosis is a bacterial infection, caused by the bacteria leptospira!

Not a viral infection sir!

talktrue1:
waiting for confirmation

Tis confirmed, am right here in cali!

Ehmm,mama amaka, abeg give me lemon water, that big eva rubber size!

Its just like saying we in the hostels should stop drinking garri, sake of Ebola.

How the hell do you want us to successfully complete a day here without sipping garri

He threw away his cap and wore school uniform abi
Ok na, auncle solo, weldon!

I always have my ways with the queues....

This their hijab abi lojab...or wtever jab they call it is just annoying!
Makes them (housas) look more unkept!

mebad:
Grow a thick skin to the insult until another better paying job comes .

Thick skin

That's way too far bro. Let the insults keep pouring on my bare skin!!

Na alert sure pass!

mineANDurs:
I laugh in swahili
When we were faithful, guys were cheating on us Left, Right & Center and we were told to endure it. Now that we decided to play a "little bit" of "their" game, they become pissed.
See wat we r enduring on daily basis?
U r welcomed to d endurance club and pls pray harder k?

She's carrying his baby...
Lemme tell you, that marriage may end up crashing. Then tell me who wins

I was standing right there, it was so pitiful dis evening!

RIP...

419 u mean
Oh maybe I shouldn't have said dat

Their business...
Am outta the house already,heading for my hustle!