₦airaland Forum

Rihanna=Cleopatra

This zoo should be every where in Aba, so that when u throw dirt anyhow, u'll be asked to retrieve it!!

Lovexme:
No, thanks. I'll stick with my 3GB for 1000 plan.

Tell them...

That moment when you want to study visual art and you dad want you to be a medical doctor!

mekaboy:
Nonsense. has the govt ever helped the landlords in any way?

They buy land u collect tax, omonile collect their own. They have to fix the roads by themselves. Buy cement and pay for labour complete.

when they finish everything without any support from govt, then you come out to tell them how to collect rent.

Where were u when they were sourcing for funds? Did u provide any installment plans for purchase of building materials.

Fashola, I know you tried in lagos, even though u used just 30% of funds available to lagos state.

Now u act like u have pity for the poor. Which of the building projects you put up for the masses in lagos can the poor afford?

How much does a flat go for? Now your talking of house rent.

You forget that the landlord will pay the 40% increase u intend to add to electricity? You forget the landlord has to buy fuel after u remove subsidy?

Or you don't know the landlord has to buy dollars at 260 to import items to sell?

You have compassion for the poor, yet you re brand website with 78m.

Do you know that you would have empowered over 150 enteprenurs with 500k from that 78m. Instead you approved 78m for a website that has no value to the people.

Abeg make we hear word.

Chaii, see quarrel o!

2pointsonly:
can we see your slip?

Chelsea don cut am!

If you didn`t bath like this during childhood, honestly you really missed.

Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! Don`t come here to tell me how your papa get money so you didn`t bath like this cos I can`t find anyplace where your father is listed as the richest man in Africa.

You missed be say you miss. ho-haaa!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hehehe,I d tell u!

Aboki na aboki.

In phyno's voice....Kil dem all!!

Biafra teeth!!

Afterall, Ugbuefi slept off in a seating!!
#1Nigeria

Anthonyoz:
Make NTC take it easy on mtn becos the kind of charge mtn don dey charge for call rate don dey worri me can you imagine 3:21sc for 150naira

Hian!

My own na cry remain me. I subscribe 1k, dem d claim say na 2gig. Suppose 2b 4 1mnth (bb, BBC). exactly 2 weeks, dem say me don finish 2gig, na so I shout!! When,how,why Can I fit get any answer!

The way I take remove the sim eh, fix in ma glo, d flx 3gig 4 1k!!

Dem 1 use me alone pay dia fine, God punish dem!!


#TeamGlo!!

And enough shops on that target street....

God help us!!

igraman:
shoro niyen ...
I'm using tecno 7C tab. and its always mobile with me. I refuse to be compromised. carry your theory away from here now !

Hahahahahah

irunooboo:
Most guys like to brag on social media but when it comes down to action they chicken out After my previous thread on why NL men are sexually poor, i got Tons of pm's from guys trying to prove a point. I replied one guy and we met at a restaurant in Ado-ekiti on tuesday to talk and know each other. eventually i had a soft spot for him and i went to his house last night. After gisting for a while, we started kissing and smooching and his breath smells alchohol badly. I observed he is not good at foreplays too but i ignored thinking his sexual performance would make up for it. Alas the guy cum after 3mins and started defending himself saying my pusssy is tight and its been long he had sex. I got angry and pretended i was satisfied while i dressed up and left. My question is why do most men cum so fast is it too much sugar intake or over excitement? I still cant find a man who can satisfy me sexually

Hehe!

After much Viagra, you're looking for a poor boy to kill abi


Ur location and signature though!

Iykopee:
Who is not vulnerable in Nigeria?

Even the Linus himself is vulnerable

Go for Msc Boko haram!

preshnop:
just saying oooo,acting..........

Lol

flawlessT:
Stage Drama

No be only stage drama!!


Oh my chidinma!!!


#BabyMama3loading...

Flavour and chidinma....

Just wondering what their excuse would be this time!

Tah! Who dash d'banj??


Jim killed it,anytime, anyday!!!

Same clothes he wore to Iran.

Baba eh,who be your wardrobe whatever sef

See Degree lie!!!
So 2face now senior Jazzy abi
Ok na,shebi na dis Nigeria
We de!!

ayusco85:
dont u remember any other thing that happened after u got tipsy, before you went to bed? just curious..... and i guess am speaking for dem oda guys too

Like me!

Cos those boys called Andy can do o, like Enugu------(fill in d blank spaces)

I no cumuma call person name!!


#Raggae blues

Kjking:
Finally I'm here!!! started reading from page one!!! now let's continue.... I've never been touched by a story like this before....

Ur own better say come now o, niggas don de here since yestada d hear Andy n Rita mata....Can d story gree fit finish?? Chai!

Kaii, people full this world o!

marlockj:
Op am now confused.
Ur early story said u sold ur only phone for 5k.
So which phone u take receive you mama call.
Cuz it cnt b Andy,from ur story and it can't be Rita.
So how phne take enter ur hand

Late comer!!!!!

xfanlegal:
ur Mum called, n was gonna call bck so she cld speak wit ur Rita friend; which phone did u answer d call wit? Tot urs ws sold already

She explained in the previous page, to someone who also asked the same question.

That a good samarithan gave her a Nokia touch.

And I love it when the story teller/writer/OP says....'And one day'

It makes me drags my chair,re-arrange my legs and settle for it to come!

marlockj:
Op why are you begging ppl.them they beg jim iyke to finish his role in a movie?

if dey lik mke dem wait, if dem no lik mke dem goo.

Na by force.

Ur story is touching.

Before you knw nw some idiooots will start shouting fiction

For mentioning Jim Iyke....one bottle of origin 4 u!!

#MyRoleModelOfLife

Chai...
Abeg hit me wn ur bk on 2 continue

MysticZeus:
Whether Real or Fiction, this is really Touching.

Seconded!!!