₦airaland Forum

IkeJAH:
Nne, Keep it up.The way you describe situations is amazing.

I d tell u !!

So captivating!!

N55! Here in...in...#SleepsOff!

Bro, your dad will receive sense soon!!

I had similar encounter growing up, though mine was with a step-mother. My dad and I were cats and dogs in that house, all because of his wife. I was completely different from my siblings; I don't seat in the parlour with them to watch TV, I don't gist with anyone at home, etc. That was because the anger in me could crack Aso-Rock, lol.
He stopped me from going to even a drama practice going on in our church, but allows my brother.

But each time he beats or quarrel me, I kept telling him one statement...'Don't worry, one day you'll see everything clearly like you're watching a TV'.

And that one day came, he received sense!! I just summoned courage one day to ask him allow me go to that drama practice, because every one was calling for me. I played a major role in it.

Guess what, the man asked that he should drop me. I was like wow, are you for real?

That was it...when I finally left that house for school, this man fit miss me die!!

So bro,device a means, don't just give up, he'll receive sense soon, trust me!!!

agohmamuda:
OK bro. Make I find Ifesinachi motors.

Lol

agohmamuda:
Well done bro. As from now if I see a piece of paper on the flow, or ground I will pick it up and drop it inside a waste bin. I won't get tired. Never.

Hahaha...
Go to Aba, u'll be very useful!

Happens only in Nigeria!
#RIP sir!

Titto93:
Someone should tell this op that we're in Naija

our fruits are:

1. Orange

2. Mango

3. Pineapple

4. Banana

5. Watermelon

6. Pear

7. Apple

8. paw paw

9. Garden egg

10. Cucumber

11. Carrot

WTF is:

1. Blackberry

2. Cherry

3. Pomegranate

Hehe, I d tell u!

Karanka:
Happy Birthday Sir. Nigeria wasn't mature enough for your style of leadership.

I concur!!!

baralatie:
Happy Birthday to GEJ
Very great writeup!

Very Very great!!!!
#Seconded!

When usain bolt chases you with a cutlass...lwkmd!!

#EndTimeChase!

MTN...Everywhere you go!

Now I know!!

KINGTELLER:
Some folks here dont believe, its a pity... The company in question was once a subsidiary of a defunct telecom firm, if u like believe, if u like dnt, I still have the offer letter with me... case close

No one said you lied, it goes both ways!

NaGodWin in all cases!

KINGTELLER:
I have gone for an interview before, when the interviewer asked me how much |I'm expecting as take-home, NGN 200k just fell-out of my mouth.. The man didn't say anything, when I was given offer letter, my salary was 200k monthly

It's also possible that you gave them a smaller figure.


That's why OP's answer is cool and fair enough!

Shet!! C beauty...
Di'ja-like gal

iamVirus:
lol
OBO

Baddest!!

Hahaha...ur father sha!!!

Can't just stop laughing...omg!

Lai Mohammed-Information!


E fit am die!!

madridguy:
Reading....

I d tell u!
#TooLongAbeg!

rexkexmilan:
Damn! I feel for that Niqqa! Damn Hoes .

BTW, Isn't that my Homeboy BW .

Yeah yeah, he is!! #BW

baminasri:
Right now, I find it very hard to call myself a Nigerian. What is the point of pledging loyalty to a country that cares not for the HND graduates?

As an HND holder, I graduated with distinction (Top of my class)from the top polytechnic in Nigeria. With high hopes, I applied for the ongoing shell graduate recruitment. The recruitment process involves an online registration and series of online aptitude tests prior to oral interview. What broke my heart during the registration was when I saw the column fo where to indicate your class of degree. First option was first class. Second was second class upper. Third was second class lower and the fourth was third class/HND.
This means that irrespective of your grade in the polytechnic, shell sees you as a third class graduate.
Well, I have moved on. Better things ahead. My advice to HND holders is to embrace entrepreneurship. That way, we can gain respect in the society. And for the country called Nigeria that have refused to stop this BSc/HND dichtonomy, what out for HND holders who will shape the economy soon!!!

How to deal with your frustration...Remember that thread?



#LifeGoesOn!!

SirWere:
I would have laughed but I know the things Konji has me do.....


I once trekked about 5 kilometeres just to meet a girl

Federal trekking!

nikkiking:
Who let the dog out

Lol

drberry:
No more Special Adviser to the Personal Assistant to the Senior Special Adviser to the Chief of Staff to the Honorable Min. of Niger Delta Hon. Chibuike Romiti Amaechi.

Hahaha,this got ma ribs cracking!!

U can be funny!

*In don Jazzy's voice*

I concur!!

*In don Jazzy's voice*...

C ur face like boniface!

nikkiking:
In Amechi's mind..... una papa

I go show una say abi the real lions of cross river.

Tah! Which Cross River be dat??

He can only be a rat in Cross River!

#wail on sha -_-

So you're telling me that Buhari who was president when I was not born, is now the new president of Nigeria again! who are these youths who they say are leaders of tomorrow sef

SSpeter:
awwwwww....sorry

Tanchu -_-

SSpeter:
awwwwww....sorry

Tanchu -_-

Story 4 D gods....#wasted MB!

Niga bring it here or 4get bout it!

German Juice....#In cynthia Mogan's Voice