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naughtynaughty:
*yimu* nah so we dy hear

So na so u dey do abi?...if i catch i go flog u

naughtynaughty:
dey there nah

Susana is ghensin dt old alhaji. Dt money she's bn givin u? is frm him

Funny madam..susana na my sista roomate oo

talktonase:
Old married rich men stealing our GFs since 1800's

Dont mind those aristole who wont leave our future wives,..but d girls tire too oo them go marry old men that may die next 30 yrrs later and bcom widows @35..smh..truly we need change..buhari do somtin oo befor susana go marry that politician of 58 yrs

oya gals come tok wetin de cos am

scantee:
No i never said she is cheating on me, i meant her attidude lately and the suspense she is creating is making me think otherwise..

Bro, every man in his right sense will think the same way u do.. f**k dat gal.

Trunaijian:
You are putting too much pressure on her. If you really love her, there are some measures you must take. Though not easy, they are necessary
1. Call her less
2.Don ever call her friends and ask them to talk to her or narrate your ordeal.
3. If she asks you for anything, if you are disposed, give it to her and still maintain your infrequent communication.
4. Date another girl
As hard as the above measures may seem, they are to open your eyes to the reality of marriage. If she is gonna be yours, she will get back her senses and make up. Sometimes people get bored and tired of relationship. Not that they don't care, they just get bored. When you space yourselves, you will taste something different and realize what you have been missing or realize and value what you have. If she is yours, she will come back. You have fought for her already. Its left for her to choose.

And when she comes back, bleep am sweet one make she dream am every time, and then dump am..all those kain women no worth marraige cos dem fit do same if dem don enta 4 house

Andyblaze:
My friend told me he feels too big to take orders from a woman, that in his place its even taboo to serve a woman and so he refused a job he was given after he found out the CEO was female.

What advise can I give him?

Cc : lalasticlala seun ishilove

Chai ,chai there is God ooo
Op that man need deliverance..if it were me i wouldnt mind brushing her cowleg 2

DAVIYJONESS:

Anyways thanks 4 d post its inspirational

DAVIYJONESS:
My name is davijones I'm the man of ..... You know it.
Here I am once again to do what I do best create list about reality.

Enough!!!

Let's get to business.

LAZINESS
: most nigerian girls have this mentality of I don't have to work to eat and get shelter even get material things, so they tend to share their body with different guys , most times the highest bidder get the honey-pot.


2. LACK of ORIENTATION : some times its lack of proper orientation and guidance from family. Some don't know how to keep their body because they don't know the value, they believe sex is done like everyday activity. With this anybody can get such girls.

COMPETITION of the FINEST : girls compete with one another, they always want to look better than one another, this lead to sleeping with lots of guys to get money to look more beautiful than their counterpart. In this case the guys with money can sleep with them as many times as they want.


LOST OF VIRGINITY: . Virginity is like a birthday gift, when you open it ,it loses it value and can be acess by anybody. Most girls after loosing their virginity it needs frequent servicing like motor engine, if your GF is not a virgin and she is in enugu for 6months without you being there, you have a reason to suspect her of cheating.

WHEN THEIR BF can't provide their every need : nigerians girls date for financial support. For you to make one faithful you must buy her,hair,rechage her phone,help her family,feed her etc. If you are one you can only do 2 of the mentioned, she will need anther man to provide the rest. In this case their reward is her body.


the INABILITY to say NO : I remember a girlfriend of mine 6years ago, she just can't say no to guys with CAR. All girls have weak spot , some for handsome men, some for funny guys. In the attempt to keep those guys that make them feel great about themselves, they keep them with sex. If your GF love you with your car, I'm sure she will love me too with the same car or with a better one.


no SENSE of REMORSE :girls don't feel remorse because they feel its their body and you don't own them, before man and God they don't care. They feel its normal. the same girls sharing the honey-pot like public toilet during the week will go to church on sunday and shout halleluja.

Written by daviyjones

Lalasticlala

Shoutin halelujah And still be praying 4 a faithful husband.

HateU2:
Bashing is allowed because every nairalander is not complete without bashing someone. I wanna ask a funny question.
**erm** Why is it that when you guys wants to 'cum' you will always make a sound as if na electric shock catch you . I mean even the 'silent type' during sex can't keep that 'shock' to himself .
Describe the feeling biko. Don't ask me to ask my boyfriend because I'm not sexually active for now .
For mature set of peeps and just for fun.
Like I said bashing is allowed, I can decide to reply the bashing or just give you that 'silence is the best answer for a fool' stuff.

Fine question, but before i answer ur question ans mine 1st(ladies 1st u knw) y do u gals hold us tight when u want to cum?...that same way u feel bt wont xplain thats how it is wit us.

mother is SUPREME & once in a lifetime..now am a matured man now i know i wont risk my mom 4 any cheating shit LovePeddler.

**spreads cassava leafs and sit**sips my dogoyaro and watch silently**as i high*

ladyF:
Please give me a broke graduate.
I don't want to be visiting anyone in prison please.

Lie lie

sickstars:
we ladies are happy doing that

Why are u pained in our behalf?

My dear its because we are the ones spending ***sorry***providing it with so much efforts and u people are the ones spendiing it waistfully..that said i want my bea to be pretty and all but come should it be all on fashion?..pls dont call me stingy..i do buy clothes 4 her and so i know ur clothes ar even costlier than ours.

pamellla:
y won't I stay? c'mon money can't buy my own love o!!!!
I love my boo for who he is not for what is in hx pocket

am not saying money is not important but there are other things mor important dan dat.

relationship or in any case marriage is all about bn apy with ur partner.
what is d essence of d money wen I m not happy in d relationship or marriage.

dat said I can't date a poor guy but a guy with ambitn nd potential.

Clap 4 urself..

ladies ar sometimes unpredictable ..cos sometime it may be trust but random guys every time?..my guy jeje pick ur bathroom slippers tip toe comot d relationship...u better dey find spare tyre na oo

prettythicksme:
Bleep dat shiiit!i cant do without dick in my life never

Oya waiter bring one big plate of isiewu and small stout for the babe

midehi2:
gbam! who will now cuddle us?

Dis babe u get brain

Evathyst:
I've been observing some guys here with their Lady-bashing attitude. The likes of Tosyne2much, Emusmith, Tomfrench, Falconey and co. With their long epistles on '10 this, 10 that about ladies'.


So, I decided to post this price which I stumbled upon on facebook. Enjoy!



20 FACTS ABOUT NIGERIAN GUYS;
1. They can never love one lady.
2. They love sex more than anything.
3. They are very talented in lying to a lady.
4. They talk softly while conning ladies.
5. They are Heart breakers.
6. They can promise girls heaven on earth without fulfilling any.
7. They love we ladies before sex, after we do it with them, they hate us.

8. They fear pregnancy, but hate protected sex.
9. They are specialists in confusing girls.
10. 80% of conning boys are broke.
11. They're wicked.
12. Using and dumping girls is their hobby
13. They want to bear the title I'm the one that
disvirgined this girl.
14. Many of them are jobless.
15. A lot of them are pretenders.
16. Their 'I love you' means I want to have sex with you
17. Guys don't believe in relationship without sex.
18. All they want is sex. No sex, no dating.
19. They don't ve one girlfriend, on 2go or
facebook or whatsapp they'll keep asking any girl out.
20. Naija boys like sex pass their life.

TRUE OR FALSE


#All pun intended#

Cc:
Lalasticlala
Ishilove
Farano
Avicky
Estharfabian
Cutehector
Ritababe.

21. Pity, u cant do without guys**thumbs up for all d guys in da house(including me)** fact u cnt do witout us.

agarawu23:
Good afternoon romance landers,

I decided to create the topic here since this is the section where we have high % of single/dating youths who are planning to get married in future .

My "average" means someone whose salary isn't that much be it from the 18k minimum wage up to 50k.

We were discussing on this thread when the Op called 900k a "budget" wedding https://www.nairaland.com/2862648/budget-wedding-n900k-350-guests

So how much should an average guy budget for his wedding ?

Chai dis one important sha..oya make i kak watch film make i get sense plan my own.

Beginning:
I have a Chinese girlfriend and we love each other so much. I have met her mother. We have talked about married but there is only one issue.

The issue is sex.She is too tight that we always end up in pre-intimacy. We always spent some minutes forcing my dick to enter but it can't. The only thing that I used is only a finger. The big problem is that sometimes during the forcing, the head of my dick feel painful. She feels hurt with the situation.

Please is there a way we can bypass this issue?She is not a virgin( she has slept with her ex boyfriend ).

Simple..we all kno asian men has the smallest dick 3'' so that explains the less expansion in the vigina her ex is small oboy go and find any lubricant..so any time u get intimate hold am near u

lanicky:
Gbenu...You post Iranu ggrin

Cow girl rocks

You fit receive free kini, but you find it difficult to give. Stingy guy.

Free kini?..laughing in homer simpsons ton Hee Hee Hee,..kini we see last night bu have to promise heaven and earth to receive tomorow night?...abeg only d guy win e no mean say u no go still control inside

pamellla:
of course now behind every successful man, there is a woman

Honestly baby..if he was still poor and u saw a rich guy trying to woo u would u hav stayed?...dont get me wrong...baby you know in this 21st century no girl wants to struggle with a man but rather go for a made man..hapi new year

@op 2,3,8 and 10 omo dat my options...u be wise man abeg help me tell all those oroscos when wan chop money say make dem ready open d kondos

****sits down,*** ***Wraps weed and light*** ***smoke and watch all d gold diggers comment

firstking01:
All these people above me saying mind ur bizness, i just dnt knw the right words to use and qualify u guys. Maybe una dey straff peple's wife too, who knws. Op remember, open rebuke its berra dan secret love, tell the husband, bt nt without a concrete evidence, dats if u luv ur friend. My peace.

God bless u and ur generation,..hapi new year brother true words from a wise man

the truth will surely come out even if u remain silent,..but i know women are ggod with secrets they can keep it to the grave..minding ur biz is very matured of u..and keeping'it depends on the kind of freindship of u and d husband..if it was my close freind or my brother why would i keep it..the choice is urs..many people sayin mind ur bizness would tell if it were their brothers wife.

all u guys sayin dont tell d husby(no offense).its good to mind ur business because nobody wants to be an enemy of a party or branded home wrecker,.but put urself in the husband shoe how would u feel if u found out something of such is been kept from you?..people tend to mind their business when it comes to marital issues, but how has that help the society?..my guy tell the husband but in matured way...na all this kind women dey make us men like to use ladies anyhow.

all u guys sayin dont tell d husby.its good to mind ur business because nobody wants to be an enemy of a party or branded home wrecker,.but put urself in the husband shoe how would u feel if u found out something of such is been kept from you?..people tend to mind their business when it comes to marital issues, but how has that help the society?..my guy tell the husband but in matured way...na all this kind women dey make us men like to use ladies anyhow.

gozmok1:
mtn Should compasate us with 10 gig with each for lyk 3months

True talk my brother, happy new year

Sylver247:
lol sister am not stingy.
I do get her some gifts once in a while. I can't just give her money when she didn't ask for it or show any interest in me

Charlie..i tire 4 u sef as girl full everywere reach so?