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Politics / Re: Police Announce New Measures To Reform SARS by slimpoet11(m): 6:08pm On Dec 22, 2017
Meanwhile

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Career / Re: Another Female Law Graduate Vow To Attend Call To Bar With Hijab Next Year by slimpoet11(m): 7:54am On Dec 17, 2017
I'm a Muslim, but i find dis post dumb..

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Music/Radio / Re: Faze Ft. Harrysong – Business Man (Video) by slimpoet11(m): 8:44pm On Dec 12, 2017
bright007:
This video was done in computer village , ikeja

I guess u also listen 2 his interview via kennis music fm 104.1 d oda day.. wink
Religion / Re: Police Disrupt Vigil Service In Ghana, Arrest Pastor Over Noise (Photos) by slimpoet11(m): 11:14am On Dec 01, 2017
MasterKim:
True na.
All dz churches and mosques sabi annoy pesin wit dere noise. Especially dz ori oke pipul. Na everyday be dere vigil including Sunday and Monday


You mean ori oke oke ibujuen?
Crime / Re: Gambia Girl Beaten, Raped, Killed & Her Body Dumped On Street (Graphic Photos) by slimpoet11(m): 11:06am On Nov 29, 2017
Pervert everywhere
Romance / Re: Guy That Needed 500 Re-tweets To Go On A Date Shares Photos From Their Hangout by slimpoet11(m): 10:24pm On Nov 22, 2017
Ya'll crucifying the guy.. Make una chill abeg.. Na one thing must kill a man na grin
Politics / Re: Anambra: INEC Official Arrested For Fake Ballot Papers, Photocopied Result Sheet by slimpoet11(m): 2:50pm On Nov 18, 2017
Every spirit of erecting statues when workers are not paid and pensioners are hungry in their old age, I command you die by fire in Jesus Name.

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Romance / Re: Obsession With My Girlfriend Is Tearing Me Apart. Help! by slimpoet11(m): 8:13pm On Nov 10, 2017
You are a rookie. Only a rookie will fall "helplessly" in love with a girl and give her everything she asks or requests for. You became desperate
When you give a lady all she requests for without noticing corresponding loyalty from her, her interest in you will naturally wane.

As a guy, you have to learn the art of making a lady yearn for you. Becoming too available by always being there at a beck and call will make her lose interest. You should have maintained a balance. You became a conquered territory. It's only natural for her to lose interest.

Now my advice...
Maintain a distance from her for a while till you regain control of your emotions. It's for your own good. It might be for weeks or even months. Stay away till you take charge of your emotions. I understand you love her. But extremities are not good. You almost killed yourself because you became hopelessly and helplessly attached to her. It's very important as a man to think with both your head and heart in matters of love. For now, you think only with your heart. Your brain is currently in the cooler. Once you regain emotional control, you will think clearly and make the right decisions for your future, whether to stay or not.
Of course, I know what I am asking you to do is hard. You will most likely take the easy way out - flowing with your current emotional attachments to her. But you will only subject yourself to more hurt in the future.

In the meantime, relate with other ladies to spread the emotions. Occupy yourself with other activities you love. Spend time with friends and family too. That will take your mind off the pain gradually.

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Health / Re: Monkey Pox Hits Lagos, 2 Suspected Cases Recorded by slimpoet11(m): 7:52am On Oct 10, 2017
Chicken pox�
Bird flu�
Lassa fever�
Ebola�
Monkey pox�
Have we Nigerians in any way offended the gods of the animal kingdom?
Celebrities / Re: If Wizkid Is A Lion And Ycee Is A Beast, Then I'm Alangba (lizard) - Donjazzy by slimpoet11(m): 7:21pm On Oct 03, 2017
You just gotta luv his humor

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Business / Re: Bill Gates Speaks Pidgin English On BBC (Video) by slimpoet11(m): 5:15pm On Sep 24, 2017
Seconded
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji And Her Family Elegant In Portrait Picture by slimpoet11(m): 5:51pm On Aug 05, 2017
Angeleena:
adorable....just look at how,we know of the "ikeji's, through a female child,from the family,at some point the dad mite have fasted and kept on trying to have male children, and God decided to bless him with one,knowing that one of the numerous daughters, would do,wat ten sons wouldn't have done.... sure in his next world,papa wouldn't mind having daughters, over and over again.
you nailed it dear.

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Celebrities / Re: Dr. Craze Clown And His Girlfriend's Throwback Photo by slimpoet11(m): 7:42pm On Jul 08, 2017
You just have to luv dis girl call sexybbstar with her sensible comments... Chop kiss bae

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: FIFA Explains Why World Cup Qualifiers Date Was Changed by slimpoet11(m): 5:44pm On Jul 01, 2017
Okay.. Next
Celebrities / Re: Wale And Wizkid Pictured On Set Of "My Love" Video Shoot by slimpoet11(m): 2:05pm On Jun 28, 2017
Meanwhy wizkid and davido beef still continues grin

Religion / Re: 22 Things Christ Followers Should Totally Quit by slimpoet11(m): 1:04pm On Jun 25, 2017
permit:
.why sabbath? Alsame u ar fornicatin!
[center][/center] grin grin
Religion / Re: 22 Things Christ Followers Should Totally Quit by slimpoet11(m): 10:53am On Jun 25, 2017
Quit sexing every sunday. Keep it sabbath
Romance / Re: What Should I Do To This Girl?? by slimpoet11(m): 12:29am On Jun 25, 2017
You are a rookie. Only a rookie will fall "helplessly" in love with a girl and give her everything she asks or requests for. You became desperate
When you give a lady all she requests for without noticing corresponding loyalty from , her interest in you will naturally wane.

As a guy, you have to learn these art of making a lady yearn for you. Becoming too available by always being there at a beck and call will make her lose interest. You should have maintained a balance. You became a conquered territory. It's only natural for her to lose interest.

Now my advice...
Maintain a distance from her for a while till you regain control of your emotions. It's for your own good. It might be for weeks or even months. Stay away till you take charge of your emotions. I understand you love her. But extremities are not good. almost killed yourself because you became hopelessly and helplessly attached to her. It's very important as a man to think with both your head and heart in matters of love. For now, you think only with your heart. Your brain is currently in the cooler. Once you regain emotional control, you will think clearly and make the right decisions for your future, whether to stay or not.
Of course, I know what I am asking you to do is hard. You will most likely take the easy way out - flowing with your current emotional attachments to her. But you will only subject yourself to more hurt in the future.

In the meantime, relate with other ladies to spread the emotions. Occupy yourself with other activities you love. Spend time with friends and family too. That will take your mind off the pain gradually.

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Romance / Re: Young Couple's Pre-wedding Doggy Pose Photo Goes Viral by slimpoet11(m): 7:01pm On Jun 23, 2017
durentchigozie:
i just checked your profile pics ooo madam. You're not any better.
hahaha. Dude you gat no chill grin

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Celebrities / Re: Davido And His Crew Arrive Ukraine For "30 Billion" Tour (Photos) by slimpoet11(m): 6:59pm On Jun 23, 2017
purplekayc:
See tour dates till Sept.
asin ehn.. I'm just thinking out loud bruh.. Dude is blessed
Celebrities / Re: Little Segun Wire Blasts Falz For Saying Musicians Should Stop Hailing Fraudster by slimpoet11(m): 10:00am On Jun 23, 2017
dadaic:


Lol.. find out who runs BET, you know nothing my brother. A coke pusher. He won the BET for himself. Not for Nigeria. Why isn't the award in Nigeria's archive. Before 419 became a household name. Was the country any better?
from d look of tins, i no ur in support of yahoo If people can support Yahoo boys against Falz like this, then why won’t our corrupt leaders win elections. I’m sure they can easily buy you
Celebrities / Re: Little Segun Wire Blasts Falz For Saying Musicians Should Stop Hailing Fraudster by slimpoet11(m): 10:54pm On Jun 22, 2017
Jodha:
I concur with that writer...let he who's without sin cast the first stone....

Falz should remove the bahd guy from his name first...
nawa u oh. Yahoo Boys taint Nigeria's image, make it hard to attract investments & go oversees. Falz won a BET Award for NGR & & you're coming for him?

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Celebrities / Re: Falz Slams Nigerian Singers Who Hail Fraudsters And Yahoo Boiz In Their Songs by slimpoet11(m): 10:39pm On Jun 22, 2017
I've never liked yahoo boys ever since one snatched my girlfriend in uni and still bought me fried rice and chicken as compensation grin

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Celebrities / Re: Falz Slams Nigerian Singers Who Hail Fraudsters And Yahoo Boiz In Their Songs by slimpoet11(m): 10:34pm On Jun 22, 2017
Any girl who is comfortable with her boyfriend being a yahoo boy and fraudster, that girl wasn't properly brought up.

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Romance / Re: Describe Her Using A Movie Title by slimpoet11(m): 10:47am On Jun 22, 2017
White house down
Romance / Re: Sudden Increase Of Single Ladies Above 28: Ways Of Salvaging The Situation by slimpoet11(m): 11:42pm On Jun 20, 2017
[quote author=GoldenSpine24 post=57708630]Nice one op.
I believe it's directed towards all those who desire a marital union cos its obvious from some of the comments from ladies here that being married isn't a criterion for happiness....
Anyways My 5 cents,
Reason 1....Some of them have been jilted unfairly early in life and maybe failed to grow emotionally and are still scared of losing their hearts again. However, to counter that, If you never use your heart to love, who cares when it gets broken? Bro i swear i wish 2 buy u one bottle angry

Reason 2....Some make a choice. Maybe environmental background or advise suggests that when they are older than a certain age they could settle. Again, we will always learn everyday. Marriage is the only institution you receive a certificate before you begin....

Reason 3...The attitudes. Oh, lawd! the attitude of some ladies make u want to cringe!!! Some are unnecessarily rude without cause, some believe that they are divine gift to man and therefore show an extreme level of pride cos of attention left, right and centre. Some get so choosy and blind their eyes to true intentions. If a man is financially dependent, has ambitions, worthy goals but not as rich as you would want him to be....I think if a lady despises such a man,she needs to be checked again. What prevents you from also sharing your ambitions or goals with him abi you nor get? Have something worthwile your are working towards, maintain a positive attitude of where you are headed and watch how he will unleash his undending stream of love and support towards you.

Reason 4..Preconceived Ideas..When you prejudge an event or person, you will almost find nothing good. Imagine a lady telling me the other day; All men are the same no matter what. How do you prejudge a person before getting to know him..then i told her i assumed she was going to be married to a woman..When she forbade it, I asked her; Then why do you pray to God for a kind, loving and chaste mate if all of them are already the same, does it make sense? Keep an open heart dear ladies..

The truth is; if you are one who desires marriage, not getting a suitable mate at a certain time can have its emotional toll on you either male or female. It's not easy for our ladies out there. We know they go thru a lot.

If you are a lady and fall within the scope of this thread, you know if you have some homework to do. You know where the shoe free you or pain you. We are not perfect doesn't mean we would not try. Why not look for the nuggets of wisdom from all the comments and improve yourself; attitudes, goals, open hearts?

All the best to the ladies.


Peace Out [/quote Bro chop knuckle.. You nailed it gbam. 10000likes

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Romance / Re: Sudden Increase Of Single Ladies Above 28: Ways Of Salvaging The Situation by slimpoet11(m): 11:35pm On Jun 20, 2017
Pls gals receive brain in Jesus name & be independent. No guy will spend money on u for free,u'll pay for it, either by hook or by crook,work hard,pray hard, nothing comes for free. And be contented with whatever u av. And to those girls who are ready to open 'yash' for any James & John who buys them material things, 'You worth more than diamond and Gold' use ur brain

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Romance / Re: Sudden Increase Of Single Ladies Above 28: Ways Of Salvaging The Situation by slimpoet11(m): 11:29pm On Jun 20, 2017
cococandy:
You people are disgusting.
What is your business with single women? Did they ask you for help? Did they cry to you about their single status?
Why aren't you just as worried for your single brothers above 28?
You're all very stupid if you think a woman being single at a certain age means her life is worse than anyone else's.
Such retardedd posts littering nairaland.
Lol take it easy dear, why do u have 2 sound so pained? grin you look bitiful by d way.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Recruitment Exercise For 2017 Begins by slimpoet11(m): 12:41pm On Jun 19, 2017
I love reading people's comments I just can't help myself. It's like an addiction. So in honor of those comments that I have read, I have decided to write my own comment. And it's all for you. I hope you enjoy reading my comment as much as I have enjoyed writing it. It's not an interesting comment, but I'm pretty certain you have read the comment up to this point, so you may as well just keep reading right down to the end. And also thank me for wasting your time cause this is very useless. grin

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Religion / Re: Do You Know Evans, The kidnapper Can Still Make Heaven While You Rot In Hell? by slimpoet11(m): 10:15pm On Jun 18, 2017
cold:
Oh yes Evans the terror, who kidnapped, tortured, extorted and killed people in the line of his business can still make heaven only if he repents and begs for forgiveness. All he has to do is go on his knees and beg god to cleanse him and wash him white as snow. And voila! What do you know, he's on the straight and narrow path to paradise.
But an Atheist who's remained upright all his life. Never hurt anyone, never wronged anybody. Just went about his business will be heading straight for hell for the mere fact he doesn't believe in a god. Christian logic! Smh!
hart off sir.. You nailed it
Celebrities / Re: DJ Bign: "Females Consume Hard Drugs More Than Males In Nigeria" by slimpoet11(m): 1:35pm On Jun 12, 2017
Awon end time females grin
Romance / Re: Long Distance Relationship(exclusively Baby) by slimpoet11(m): 11:43am On Jun 10, 2017
Distance does not ruin people's relationship. You don't
have to see someone everyday to be in love.

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