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BusinessRe: Access Bank To Deactivate ATM Cards Trapped In Other Banks' ATMs by slimyem: 6:18am On Jan 09, 2014
tiamiyukunle69: GTB bank did the same to me last December when my card got trapped in First Bank's ATM. They issued another one saying the security whatever on my card has been compromised. At last N1000 was deducted. To me it's just a means of making more money by the banks and preventing security breach on our ATM cards. Meaning that every time you get your card trapped in another Bank's ATM, be ready to part ways with N1000. Lobatan!!!
You left out the N50 VAT charge.cool
BusinessRe: Access Bank To Deactivate ATM Cards Trapped In Other Banks' ATMs by slimyem: 6:16am On Jan 09, 2014
Caracta: Never trust a bank.


I hope the new cards will be re-issued IMMEDIATELY in any branch of the bank. Not that you'll have to travel several miles to the branch you opened the account with. If this is not possible, then it's time to port aggressively!
Most of the time,you can apply for atm at any branch and also pick it up at any too but immediately?
I doubt there's any Nigerian bank that issues debit cards immediately. It'd take least two days I guess...
Anyone can correct me if I'm wrong.
FamilyRe: Please,i Really Do Need Your Advice.. by slimyem: 11:51pm On Jan 08, 2014
I think you need to stop listening to your parents with respect to that man. You wore the shoe. You knew where and how it hurt. They don't!

Rationally,my opinion like most would be "Never look back" especially since abuse was a factor but I know you want to hear different. You want to be cheered on ,encouraged that he's changed and all that. You want to hear "give him one more trial" and regardless of what's said here,you would still have the aces.
Be wise. Life is beautiful!
FamilyRe: Why Women Are So Special by slimyem: 11:30pm On Jan 08, 2014
staggerman: Husband turned off the TV and announced to no one in particular.
“I’m going to bed.” And he did… without another thought.
Anything Extraordinary Here?
Share this to phenomenal women today… they’ ll love you for it!
And Forward this to as many men as you can so that they know why women are so special……!


http://www.christiansinspirational.com/must-read-reason-why-women-are-special/
Without another thought how?
...at his mostly super mansty state? huh
Nah. She'd still have work to do before he shuts his eyes. Bless us!

We are awesome!!!cool
FamilyRe: Why Women Are So Special by slimyem: 11:17pm On Jan 08, 2014
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Which Bank Has The Best Online Platform? by slimyem: 10:36pm On Jan 08, 2014
None!
Most people here would name their bank especially if it's never failed them forgetting or oblivious of the fact that a large number of other customers like them have had terrible experiences using the same platform.

If it's never failed you,its the best. If it's failed you more than a few times,you d trash it.

A proper survey might be a better way to get your answer.
All Nigerian banks in my opinion experience similar issues with online banking and they all have a long way to go.cool
PropertiesRe: 3 Bedroom At Akoka Off Unilag Rd by slimyem: 10:19pm On Jan 08, 2014
Its too much.
Negotiable?
PropertiesRe: Two Bedrooms Flat Ensuit For Rent At Aguda- Surulere Lagos by slimyem: 10:13pm On Jan 08, 2014
Milito: I just wanted to check him out wt tht question. I also called him yesterday & he informed me tht the place was no longer available (he sounded sincere though).

Mr Folu ur answer to my question about parking space (which is actually a test) is a little disappointing.

You told me tht yest u'll come and state it here tht it has been taken.

That was d answer I expected! "tht d place has been taken".

Mr Folu recall I also asked u if any other one is available at tht range & u replied wt a categorical 'NO', but tht u'll keep in touch if something comes up.

If a new one comes up, u re supposed to state it here tht the earlier one has been taken, u then tell us "tht a new one is now available wt so and so features".
I expected the same thing but I didn't have the time nor the strength to argue when I made my post.
So far,he appears inconsistent and insincere in his dealings. He is getting one last call from me and I'd be back to post the result.
PropertiesRe: Two Bedrooms Flat Ensuit For Rent At Aguda- Surulere Lagos by slimyem: 7:58pm On Jan 08, 2014
mr folu: Yes at this point in time.
still expecting the call.
Are you sure you have d number to call?
PropertiesRe: Two Bedrooms Flat Ensuit For Rent At Aguda- Surulere Lagos by slimyem: 7:06pm On Jan 08, 2014
mr folu: Sorry for any disappointment, but we can not collect money for an apartment that has been paid for by another person mind you. The information was correct at that point in time. Another one is available I will call your number.
another one?
At the same price,location and conditions?
PropertiesRe: Two Bedrooms Flat Ensuit For Rent At Aguda- Surulere Lagos by slimyem: 6:58pm On Jan 08, 2014
mr folu: Yes it has parking space but the rooms does not have wardrobe, the tenant will have to construct that to his or her taste.
thanks.
Mr folu, You are an unserious guy/ agent.
I had someone call two days ago,you directed her to someone else.
The person you directed us to said to come for inspection by 5 p.m
By 5p.m ,he was called. The same person said it was too late that we should call back the next morning which was yesterday morning, we called and he said the place was already taken.
We went on to call as a new customer and the same place was described to be available.
...and here you are again saying its still available. What are you up to? Are you sure you are not a scammer?
If you are not serious,please close this damned thread and stop wasting people's precious time.
Its pissing!!!
FamilyRe: Guys, Would You Like Your Wife To Call You Daddy? by slimyem: 12:52am On Jan 08, 2014
Does it matter?
...as long as he knows he is the one being communicated to.cool
A lot of Nigerian parents call each other mummy and daddy especially in public. E nor spoil anything.
FamilyRe: Boys Night Out Discussions by slimyem: 12:46am On Jan 08, 2014
PureOhio: I get the ladies are more hörny. embarassed or I was just reading fantasies of the Girls' thread lipsrsealed
More like the latter. cool
FamilyRe: Do You Want Revenge Or You Want To Stay Married? by slimyem: 12:28am On Jan 08, 2014
kulyie: of course NOt angry grin
why are you spamming this section with pictures of other people?
Did you get their consent before posting their pictures all over? What's the point? Are you alright? huh
You seriously deserve a ban!!!
FamilyRe: He Lost His Dad Whom I Never Met, One Year Ago; How Do I Console Him? by slimyem: 12:16am On Jan 08, 2014
Console him? After one year?...and that's why you started this thread?
You want to give him your shoulder when he is not even asking? You want him to know you feel his pain?
I applaud you!!
You are a friend indeed and in need.
Just give him the cookie. Real good! He wouldn't even remember he ever had a dad talk less one that died a year ago. cool
#agborandun#
FamilyRe: Do You Want Revenge Or You Want To Stay Married? by slimyem: 12:08am On Jan 08, 2014
Who would the revenge be directed at?
Him or the ho?
Depends on the options I have anyways. I'd pick the most appealing and most wicked. cool
Revenge is the next sweetest thing after sex.

......actually you really would not know what you would do until it happens to you.
FamilyRe: Boys Night Out Discussions by slimyem: 11:36pm On Jan 07, 2014
Why are the ladies clamoring for sex gists from these boys? Won't it be boring?
...like y'all cannot predict what they'll mostly say if it takes that course. how honed they are
,how the beds rock,walls shake
and wildlife howl at the moon every time it gets there...even when its not half the truth. tongue
FamilyRe: Please Help : She Always Want Me To Ask Her For Food. by slimyem: 6:12am On Jan 07, 2014
Royal Roy: I guess all your Naija toasters have to wait up till midnight to catch a glimpse of you these days. Lollllz
lol.
Na so o..
..or very early before work starts. Me sef tire. You are doing a good job here by the way.
FamilyRe: Please Help : She Always Want Me To Ask Her For Food. by slimyem: 12:00am On Jan 07, 2014
What do you mean by "it might bring problem in the family"? Is that a threat?
Its their house and you are squatting with them. Live by their rules!
For as long as you have no other option and they attend to you request whenever you make it ,simply ask when you are hungry. What so hard in that? huh
FamilyRe: Nigerian Woman At Large In The USA For 419 Spanning Many States by slimyem: 11:52pm On Jan 06, 2014
Well......undecided
FamilyRe: Boys Night Out Discussions by slimyem: 11:35pm On Jan 06, 2014
TV killed this thread with his commentundecided
FamilyRe: Is It Okay For A Couple To Watch Pornography by slimyem: 11:14pm On Jan 06, 2014
What for..when they can make their own?

P0rn is for wankers cool
FamilyRe: Divorce And The Suffering Of The Nigerian Women! by slimyem: 10:56pm On Jan 05, 2014
coogar: you are a complete idïot!
even when a woman is promiscuous, she should be rewarded for her promiscuity? you should return any certificate you might have acquired in the last 20 years - you surely don't deserve them.
https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu1wtlGGPZ1qj2vh0.gif
FamilyRe: Is It Ok To Give Him My Password? by slimyem: 10:40pm On Jan 05, 2014
Facebook and twitter password?
Kini big deal?
Is he not your husband?
Why are you hesitant about letting him have it?
Why does he even want it so bad? huh

If you had said he's being requesting for atm pin or work related passwords..then this thread might have been worth starting but in this case...undecided
FamilyRe: His Father's Death. by slimyem: 7:29pm On Jan 05, 2014
How was he being communicated to before? huh

Mumu question.
CelebritiesRe: >> Maheeda – My Daughter Has Never Seen My Nude Pictures by slimyem:
My daughter is not even aware these Unclad
pictures
exist even though she has seen pictures of me in
bikini. She is not even allowed access to the social
media
Did she actually say this?...especially the boldened?

Do you have to ALLOW a 15 year old to access social media before she has access to it especially in 2014?
Does she not go to school? Have friends? huh
or are they based in China?
Mumu statement!!

Preety girl the daughter is btw.cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Experience With A Native Doctor by slimyem: 3:53pm On Jan 05, 2014
What is this?

Person maga u for change na I'm u call experience? huh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Two-headed Calf (PHOTOS) by slimyem: 3:49pm On Jan 05, 2014
Samanther: if dem give u, u go chop am?
Why not?
Is it not beef? huh
FamilyRe: My Uncle Doesnt Want To Re-marry Because He's A Believer. by slimyem: 3:12pm On Jan 05, 2014
He is an ADULT.
He made a choice and he is sticking to his beliefs. Why are you taking aspirin for his aches? huh
After taking sense into him what will happen?
He will heed to you and take a wife? huh
FamilyRe: Wife Absconds With 2 Kids by slimyem: 3:01pm On Jan 05, 2014
redcapman: d 2 families held meeting, d woman came wit her mum, she didnt bring d kids,they pleaded for resolve but d hubby n his family insist ending d marriage and seek custody of 1 or both kids but d woman n mum insist keeping d kids
I thoughtyou said the woman absconded...
If she absconded,she wouldn't show up for the meeting. She simply LEFT him for reasons known to them both. If the two families have not gotten to solving it ,what can nlers do?
I don't even know why the man is bothered when he cannot even feed himself properly. He should go get something out of his life. Make money especially and live. His children will come looking for him when he does/when they grow older.
FamilyRe: My Roommate Snores So Loud What Do I Do? by slimyem: 2:40pm On Jan 05, 2014
bellong: Not really, some after adjusting sleeping position do not snore again. His room mate could be in that category.
At least,you said "some".
The last time I slept next to a snoring person and used your method,my face was swollen as can be the next morning. I tapped/woke the person up close to 12 times before daybreak.
FamilyRe: Living With Parents After Wedding by slimyem: 2:26pm On Jan 05, 2014
Everyone's abandoned the op for jaybeyblu...

Jaybeyblu...congratulations in advance.Thumbs up to you for defying all logic and going ahead with this marriage still!
Looking forward to your misery thread in a few months..
I wonder wat it would be titled...cool

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