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Romance › Re: Thread Closed by slimyem: 10:03pm On Aug 18, 2012

what kind of a man post his pictures online for rating because he doesn't understand why a girl or two like him? huh

Shiooor!!!

Romance › Re: A̶̲̥̅̊ ₪ D̶̲̥̅̊ Then I Met Her Sha... by slimyem: 8:37pm On Aug 18, 2012

mods,please move to trash!!!

Romance › Re: Thread Closed by slimyem: 7:42pm On Aug 18, 2012

kilimanjaro: You are welcome to the world!
What would you do if your strikingly beautiful female boss woo you? You would probably post your pix on DSTV for the whole Africa to rate your look!
My rate :-
Your face look like agonyin beans.
I score you 2/10.

Dang!!!

Romance › Re: Am I Deluded Or Choosy?? by slimyem(op): 7:29pm On Aug 18, 2012

pendo89: you sure have a point.
Say u meet a guy today and he's fine in all aspects but tolerance. Reason? circumstances may have nurtured this in him.
The mentioned imo are attributes that can be worked upon to 'reduce' their levels, because we are not born with humility,patience kindness or God fearing.
They are only refined by life's situations, so if one is dating and choose to face stuff together,the rugged edges on them are made straight.
They become better people.The people we desire to have as mates.
There are exceptions I must add which one must never embrace.

hmmn...
Attitudes can be shaped...or nurtured into ones desires over time but not before one is able to live with/tolerate the present attitude of such partner for as long as it takes for him/her to reach the desired....
I see and get your point..and i can accept them with certain 'ifs' just like the one i gave above...

Literature › Re: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by slimyem: 7:17pm On Aug 18, 2012

Idowuogbo: Yemz,stop fronting jare! It's a game o!
All dis harshness no make sense at all....

@breezy
Bubba! were u at?

no one's fronting babe..
U nor even know harshness if u see am...
Your style is not my style..
Face your game and leave me to mine! tongue

Literature › Re: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by slimyem: 7:10pm On Aug 18, 2012

masterpiecer: Remember I asked u to tolerate my indulgence?
I might not b comfy wit d 1~step~@~a~time tin, might b taking 2 ~ 3 somtimes, thus d french kiss

its alright boo..
Just don't get ahead of me...
I don't like to be rushed..
...and i know u understand...
Btw,lets give other room to get familiar now..
All eyez are on us already... cheesy

Literature › Re: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by slimyem: 7:06pm On Aug 18, 2012

freecocoa: *whispers*

Then loosen up a little,if you must correct him,do it lovingly,you sounding bossy.

#justsaying#

that wasn't loving enough??
You nor see the boo i put for there??
Abegii!
Besides,he's not complaining...face your Don!! tongue

Romance › Re: No Matter How Angry You Are With Your Man Would You Return His Diamond Gift Back by slimyem: 7:03pm On Aug 18, 2012

laelae!!
Its a gift mister!!
Why would i return a gift??
I'd rather sell it or regift it if i don't want memories of it...
Returning gifts like that is just childish.. cheesy

Literature › Re: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by slimyem: 6:58pm On Aug 18, 2012

freecocoa: Masterpiece i pity you walai,by the time this game is over you go don slim pass yemi.

don't scare him away abeg...
I'm gon treat him nicely... cheesy

#no jokes!#

Literature › Re: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by slimyem: 6:54pm On Aug 18, 2012

masterpiecer: ~Slim~
Sounds perfect
*blows a french kiss*

you don't blow a french kiss boo..
A french kiss is supposed to be slow,long and passionate..
Our lips and tongues have to be entwined..
Remove the french first..i take the kiss

Relax!

Literature › Re: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by slimyem: 6:51pm On Aug 18, 2012

Shollypopz: Can i change my partner?!-argh!
when does d game start sef, let Slimyem and masterpiecer start naaw

why your body dey hot??
Relax joor!
The game's not now...the date and time hasn't been fixed yet!

Romance › Re: Am I Deluded Or Choosy?? by slimyem(op): 6:48pm On Aug 18, 2012

pendo,i get all of that...
I've actually never seen a God-fearing man in every sense of the word...or maybe our definitions of the word 'God-fearing' just vary according to our beliefs and exposure...
..i don't get the part of the attributes being cultivated over time though...
If he doesn't have those qualities,then he doesn't have them!
I have always believed one can't change a grown man and i still do!
I wouldn't even enter into a relationship with the hopes/plans of changing a man into what i want...
Above all...you have spoken well..
Thanks!!

Literature › Re: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by slimyem: 6:13pm On Aug 18, 2012

masterpiecer: Anyways.
Slimey seem to sound more romantic & cordial to me, n considering dat we r "partners" 4 now, u might av to tolerate ma indulgence Slimey

okay..
Lets compromise..
Why not just call me 'slim'?? huh

Romance › Re: Am I Deluded Or Choosy?? by slimyem(op): 6:11pm On Aug 18, 2012

sucezTP: Just wondering if you wre serious about that or,... Still masking your opinions.

babe,i'm serious o...
Forget my opinions...
I need yours in this case..

pendo89: yes they do.even on this very forum they do.

okay...
So i'm not asking or lookin for the impossible...right??

Literature › Re: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by slimyem: 6:03pm On Aug 18, 2012

freecocoa: If him just enter my bedroom,we don win be that.

na 'touch and follow' you wan use?? huh

Gist me abeg!! cheesy

Literature › Re: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by slimyem: 5:59pm On Aug 18, 2012

freecocoa: I never even see am sef,help me tell am say i dey bedroom dey wait am if you see am abeg.

bedroom ke??
From where to where??
Your punny don dey hot already..eh?? tongue

Literature › Re: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by slimyem: 5:55pm On Aug 18, 2012

freecocoa: Okay na.

The bobo is trying to be lomantic and you are forming formal things here.

that's my strategy miss..
Face your Don abeg!! tongue

Literature › Re: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by slimyem: 5:54pm On Aug 18, 2012

Cuddlemii: Its like u r going another direction. See woman, u go soon forget the purpose and get carried away with the love of your team mate
Which one is get to know eachother? U get weak point Slimyem, focus on beating the men, no falling inlove!

i can't game without understanding my partner miss...
I have to be friendly with him first before i start playing him.. cheesy

...except you have other rules of the game that aren't known to us though..

Romance › Re: Thread Closed by slimyem: 5:51pm On Aug 18, 2012

WebSurfer: Madam thank you for your time, buh I didn't say use words like tout to rate.. Thx

see this man o...
You wanted an unbiased view and i gave you one..
Why not list the kinda words you want posters to praise u/the picture with in your original post? huh

Nansense!!

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Literature › Re: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by slimyem: 5:44pm On Aug 18, 2012

Cuddlemii: Seems all contestants are not available now
When do we do this and what time?
Can it be done tomorrow or its inappropriate?

send e-mails and get everyone aware...then let contestants get familair with one another on this thread forst before picking a date for the gaming..

Literature › Re: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by slimyem: 5:42pm On Aug 18, 2012

masterpiecer: Nice to.meet u Slimey
*reaches for a hug*

*arms wide open...and receives hug*
btw..i'd prefer you call my name in full...its slimyem!!

Romance › Re: Is This A Curse? by slimyem: 5:35pm On Aug 18, 2012

aint you supposed to be making preparations for your wedding with your nairaland sweetheart?? huh

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You think we'll swallow this nonsense again? huh

Fail!!
Fccking lair!!

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Romance › Re: Thread Closed by slimyem: 5:32pm On Aug 18, 2012*

face-looks like a teenager's..could be better!
Hair-like a tout's.
Body...just there!
Overall score-5/10!

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Literature › Re: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by slimyem: 5:19pm On Aug 18, 2012

masterpiecer: *smilling with a menacing grin patiently waiting 4 d she~~~scape goat~~ to be paired with*

oh yeah??
Ok nah...
Bring it on!!!

Literature › Re: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by slimyem: 5:13pm On Aug 18, 2012

..the pairing isnt bad....

Romance › Re: Am I Deluded Or Choosy?? by slimyem(op): 5:03pm On Aug 18, 2012

sucezTP: .... Peeping and wondering....

wondering what sweetie..

Literature › Re: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by slimyem: 4:56pm On Aug 18, 2012

Idowuogbo: If born2fuck catch ur kpecus hen!

i donate born2fuck 2 you with love sweetie!!

Literature › Re: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by slimyem: 4:53pm On Aug 18, 2012

Cuddles,some two other people dey that your list wey nor dey use bullets but grenades and rocket launchers..
Don't put me at their mercy o...biko! cheesy

Literature › Re: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by slimyem: 4:36pm On Aug 18, 2012

cuddles,please pair me NOT with person wey go dey throw bullets o...cuz I've got no armour! cheesy

Literature › Re: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by slimyem: 4:12pm On Aug 18, 2012

...Cuddles,please remind Idowu that this is not Oshodi or Ojota o...make she screw back the unscrewed nuts asap!!

Romance › Re: Am I Deluded Or Choosy?? by slimyem(op): 3:14pm On Aug 18, 2012

^^are you saying the desired qualities in the original post are too much to ask??
Do they define perfection?

Literature › Re: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by slimyem: 3:06pm On Aug 18, 2012

....its looking more plausible..
Lets go there!! cheesy

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Errrm..Cuddles,are you going to give us different scenarios and make us pick which we'd love to work with or are we going to come up with our own scenarios??

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