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jhydebaba: Lepacious, saucy, deluded, choosy, old lady needs a God fearing man.
When you have spent the better part of ur life looking for a super man without success, you will drop all the qualities to any man. Then you will marry a dwarf cuz you've got no choice.

type in english please!!!

[quote author=frank3.16]U are demaded and chrazy[/quote]bros,please get a dictionary..
U seem to have word problems...

Idowuogbo: I don't go hunting.

I got me 1 of dose already.....

okay..
I hear..
Oya,clear make i see road..

[quote author=fresh_dude]I surpass those or I try to. Ok, let me say something that might sound off: I was raised to think that that('that' here is used for all those qualities) was the basic of the human character. Now, we were/are expected to be beacons so to speak. Not that I claim to be a reference to others but I strive.

PS:Now I sound like a politician.[/quote]i get you..
I was raised to think the same too but then the world we live in showed me something different..
..like those things/qualities are alien..and if available...scarce!!

Idowuogbo: In other words,u wan apply abi? O fe te...

apply for wetin??
Why are you so paraniod??
Don't worry you hear...D
I go remain for you wen i finish..
You don't mind left-overs..do you?

Idowuogbo: U dey fear?

fear??
Duh!
Not even close!!
.
.
Btw,stop derailing....
Stay on topic...
You dey sight those kain men for your area??

BoboYekini: lol. who she dey front for? fresh dude?

if you believe anything idowu tells you,then you'll believe elephants can fly!!

[quote author=fresh_dude]Well, I think that the fact that you have to ask that question tells a lot about our generation's abysmally deteriorated standards. All those come standard issue for every member of my family. No compromise! *winks*[/quote]@bolded..i know that..right!
..so i'm safe to say you are one with all of those qualities...huh??

Idowuogbo: Aunty ke? U no am fresh na!

u??
Fresh??
Thunder fire the hand wey you take write that unbelievable nansense!!
Hian!!

BoboYekini: lol. i wan believe slimyem ain't dis nasty in real life. else, hmm.

believe what you want to believe here...
Forget about real life..!

Coefficient: Ok, I'll answer with this short reply.
Let me say you're right to yearn for the qualities you wish to see in your Mr. Right.
Every woman (and men too) wants a responsible spouse or partner. So don't start thinking you're running mad. [s]
However, from the above adjectives, I can deduce that you want a dog unless you're waiting for Jesus Christ to marry you

*whispering* someone called you boneypaks. Is it true?[/s]

this is the good thing about asking for opinions..
You can always sift and throw out the chaff..
Thanks!!

ok sir!!
Next please!!!

[quote author=fresh_dude]How am I supposed to get past your handle when it represents the IP/OP? Still, I'm not a closed-minded one. How does one get the xraying done?[/quote]are the qualities in the original post too much to ask??
Do men with those qualities exist??
That's the question...
Forget about who's doing the asking...

rottenegg: 29!!! O girl, your delusion been don start tey tey!!

dey there make idowu dey whine you...
Duh!!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]You want to tell me that there is no one Yoruba man in Delta state?
Ok, travel to the SE and you'll find one.

I'm a lil iffy about this topic. But slimyem is Yoruba, carry go. There goes one friend [/quote]slimyem ke?
Abegi o..
I don't do girlfriends...least of all a NL girl..
Mbanu!!

rottenegg: I concor to both statements. Bony and has a sharp mouth! She must be 12yrs.

no.i'm actually 5 yrs old..
Satisfied??

Idowuogbo: 12? Dat wretched witch gon clock 29 next month.

Jeez!
Idowu,why are you revealing your age on a public forum nah..??

Idowuogbo: To top it off, shes extremely boney.

what are you still doing on a boring thread??
Hypocrite!![quote author=fresh_dude]With the way your mouth is running, I doubt responsible men will stop by to try to have a chat. Surely you don't expect the man to be all that you listed and then present him with sharp mouth and impatience. Now that's deluded![/quote]lol..
i'm not on this forum to act nice or show off desirable qualites because i started a thread....
Don't x-ray my handle..
X-ray the question in the initial post mister!!

Emmy9ite: I love yoruba peeps too,they are the only people that can postrate when they are greeting some1 on the phone. There girlz are also cute wif big bo.obs!

smh!!

[quote author=pearl~hapi]am from deltstate nd based dere too•i am based there too and I want both male and female friends as stated in my post•hope I answered yhu well[/quote]what do you have to offer as a friend??
..what age-group are you interested in??

duh!
Of what economic/intelluctual or romantic importance is this question??

claremont: Qualities of an Atheist.

really??
I'mnot ready to compromise on the God-fearing though...

Idowuogbo: Boring!!!

duh!
Find your level!!

nne3870: babe you harsh o! Yeah they do exist and all anambra men perfectly fits in so dn't play wit any that comes your way. Am serious o

Anambra ke??
Mbanu!!

rottenegg: Deluded is not the right word but the good thing about it is that most females are. . . .most of their lives!!

my friend,half-statements are not allowed here..
Complete it of fcck-away!

op,you wan cause trouble between two friends abi??
Just face wetin bring you come market or stay away from both of them..
Simple!!!

answer the following questions first...
-what tribe/part of the country are u from?
-what part of the country/world are u based?
-what gender of friends are u interested in??

Una be fool: I do'nt have any ex but if I had one, I would pick "unbreak my heart" by hmmmm can'nt remember

Toni Braxton!!

Inik: Let's cut them some slack, honestly I think Nigerian women are the most romantic women in the African continent. What's your take on this issue?

is this supposed to be sarcarsm??

mykejones: Lol..No need to worry on our responses..Ur biological clock will tell you if you are either choosy,deluded..or both!
Tick..tuck..

forget biological clock...
Swallow your tick-tocking and answer the question or fcck away..
Thanks!

Coefficient: They never forget that adjective 'God-fearing'
I wasn't disappointed.
Btw, I heard a God-fearing man is one who runs away when God is mentioned
Is that so? Please tell me, I dunno.

yes,it is so..
Now,where is your answer??

*yawns*
read it halfway and skipped the rest...
I don't need this manual to know when i'm in love or when someone truly loves me...
End of story!!!

Some say i am choosy.
Choosy?
Oh yes,i am choosy...
I want to marry a man that has been raised almost like me or preferably better than me-with the same kind of values...
Does he exist??
That honest,kind-hearted,loving,hard-working,respectful,responsible,dilligent,God-fearing man.
Are there any of them left or am i just deluded?

smh!!

none of the above abeg!!
Who wan suffer?
Next please!!!

Idowuogbo: So?
Dry!!!!!

pour water nah..make e wet!!
Mtcheeeeew...
Nansense!!!

ayobase: Can u give him a french kiss in the ''public''?

why not??
Is that supposed to be a big deal??

pls move this thread to jokes section...!
Next please!!!

Eamon-Don't want you back!
Kelly clarkson-Because of you...!
Cher-believe!
Shanell-2 seconds too late..
Roxette- it must have been love