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wonders shall never end...

is this even a question??
...like hugging and kissing is something sacred??
Next question will be...'can you look at your gf in public'?
Duh!!

Joeblis: Had to lick the anuz of my girl after sh*ting coz there was no tissue or water arround.it wasnt funny sha and the taste waz yummy!

this is a joke...right??

2gbasky22: babe na shamefull tin o....first of how old are u, what were u doing all these while? Where did u grow up?, was it in ur mothers house? Wen are u geting married?
Why did it took u xo lng to open up?
But seriously u are a disgrace to womanhood sha



cooking is one of my hurby even though am a guy i wonder why a gurl of ur age will nt knw hw to cook!


If u ready to learn its nt difficult, jst be cool headed and be intererted in it.......k

but na shame sha_

i see.....

Chanchit: I jst can't believe it, when people say they can't cook... Anyway let me start the lecture ASAP, lets start by teaching you how to boil water for ur bath...
5cups of water inside your kettle
1spoon of dry pepper... Your common sense should tell you when its ready for use, i knw u can't be that dumb... So after your bath, we'll move to more important dishes... Good luck..

lmao!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]This is how scammers pick your email and send you scam mails.
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off-topic!!!!

joanpinkie: i actuall loved dis guy so much dat i waz/d one footin some of his bills till he graduate , n i nva notice dat he nva gav me anytin for d four yrs we were tgda, now we are not 2gda.

e yah...
Sh1t happens!!

[quote author=Ms.AfroZest]Pretended to be having a seizure so the police won't arrest him, cause his papers where expired and we had no money to settle. Was rolling in the mud like an ogbanje. He still left me for another wh*ore
[/quote]Dang!!!!

i don't have stup1d people around me so i dont get stup1d messages...
My phones were on all thru the night..
I never switch off!!

...and blah blah blah...
Next please!!!

hustla: Are u being stupid on purpose?
The emails wld have been extracted using email harvesters and sending with advanced mass sender with a dedicated smtp server and u r ere ranting lyk a rabid fowl..
Use ya sense naa!

[quote author=deal_ordea]My guy, don't mind that mumu!!! A simple AMS can allow you to relay millions of email's using RDP which will bypass any channel to your inbox using SMTP... Only a fool will think seun supplied all info[/quote]you guys are the silly and mumu ones since the word SARCARSM is obviously alien to you!

r231: shame on you

you are suppose to be a mod.......somebody accused another mod of selling email address and you find it funny

why the thing dey pepper you nah..??
Laugh catch person,you say make im nor laugh because him be mod?

i stay away from topics like this on Nl because no matter what you say or are trying to prove,every woman is seen as materialistic/gold-digging even when you are just expressing a desire to be pampered/spoilt by your man once in a while...
That said,i wouldn't stay five minutes from the minute i discover a man is stingy!!
Stingy men are abhorrent!!!

@post......ok!

obongproff: Guys, pls what do you think of this kinda situation? If there are two ladies in your life, say Miss A and Miss B. You are crazy about Miss A but Miss A only has feelings for you and is attracted to you. Then there is Miss B whom you have feelings for you and are attracted to. But Miss B is totally crazy about you. Which of these two will you take to the aisle, since you can't "polygamise"? Bearing in mind that both of them are cute.

Humourous and stupid comments are also welcomed.

come again please?

over-recycled thread!!!
https://www.nairaland.com/842035/long-lost-luv.the-one-got
https://www.nairaland.com/495757/long-lost-love
https://www.nairaland.com/624742/long-lost-love-one-got

best place and time-at the point of ejaculati0n/0rgasm...

why is this thread not in the jokes section?

Olegeme: Ladies who put tattoo of their Men's name are 1 in a million,i consider this to be true love.Because most of the girls (ladies) will never
want to walk with a Man's name on their body,if a girl does this for you consider her.True love is hard to find nowadys.

this is some real BULLSHIT!!!!

^my friend.pack this your nonsense 'aspa' epistles go one side make we hear word abeg!

is this a movie script??

ifihearam: I just dey imagine the scenario. Shame go kill u ni!

which kain shame i wan shame for my bf?
...the guy sef go laugh join me...