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RomanceRe: If U Are Straight Can You Become Gay For N1billion by slimyem: 9:27am On Aug 22, 2012
pro01: To tell you the truth, most (if not all) of the people that viewed this thread would do it - even for far less than one billion sef. Fly wey no like the smell of shit no dey miswaka enter latrine out of mere curiosity. People do much more terrible things for far less. Forget their veneer of goodness and affectation of virtue.

To put it in context, N1b is slightly over $6m (SIX MILLION American dollars). . . most people would readily re-negotiate their morality to lay hands on even a fraction of that colossal amount of money. Indeed, if the proposed act of homosexuality is to be done in secret - with iron-clad assurances that the general public or anyone else would never get to know about it, I dare say that 95% of people viewing this thread right now (and by implication, 95% of the populace) would get an instant e.r.e.c.t.i.on - be it penile or clitoral, or both (for the hermaphrodites among them) - at the mere prospect.

What is funny, however, is that this 95% would publicly and privately purport to belong in the elusive 5% that would not consider such act under any circumstance. That's how it all works.
no one asked you for long stories/analysis...
Would you do it or not is the question...
Hian!cheesy
RomanceRe: Relationship. Why It's So Important... by slimyem: 9:24am On Aug 22, 2012
ok!
RomanceRe: Am I Deluded Or Choosy?? by slimyem(op): 9:18am On Aug 22, 2012
^thank you...
Your opinion's duly noted!
Music/RadioRe: Do You Sing To A Song You Don't Know? by slimyem: 4:40pm On Aug 21, 2012
haha!
Makes me remember a time in church...
Was standing beside this lady during praise and worship..
The song was...'Unquestionable, you are the lord....'
..and this sister's version was 'Unconstolable (dunno if that's even english),you are in the lord'...she was singing it so boldly..lol
Anyways,I managed not to laugh about it until i got home...cheesycheesy
...i just keep quiet when i dunno the lyrics to a song..
RomanceRe: Why Is This Boy Yabbing Me Everywhere N Twitter? by slimyem: 4:33pm On Aug 21, 2012
[quote author=onila-is-cool$]I am just 2 blessed for yr liking. .leave me alone[/quote]i'm not holding you...
Remain blessed!!
RomanceRe: Why Is This Boy Yabbing Me Everywhere N Twitter? by slimyem: 4:20pm On Aug 21, 2012
[quote author=onila-is-cool$]oh screw off![/quote]duh!
grow up!!
RomanceRe: Why Is This Boy Yabbing Me Everywhere N Twitter? by slimyem: 4:08pm On Aug 21, 2012
Onila is such a kid...
Hian!cheesy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why People Dont Get Jobs by slimyem: 3:55pm On Aug 21, 2012
nice thread...
Interesting and realistic points...
He who has ears....
RomanceRe: How Far Will You Go To Save Your Relationship? by slimyem: 2:53pm On Aug 21, 2012
...not too far...cheesy
EducationRe: How Did You Spend Your Time After Graduation? by slimyem: 2:18pm On Aug 21, 2012
i slept a lot..
Watched movies...
Played a lot..
Travelled around..
#not a good choice#
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Keep Their Age To Themselves. by slimyem: 1:57pm On Aug 21, 2012
Museni: So hw old are you?
you do not have a good reason to know...
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Dyt, Happy Birthday To You! by slimyem: 12:01pm On Aug 21, 2012
happy birthday dear dyt...
All the best today and always..
Muaaah!
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by slimyem: 9:58pm On Aug 20, 2012
Idowuogbo: Stop making noise jare! Badosky in da manilla lon she le, deal with it or better stil... find d nearest life wire and kiss it.
Ode!
i'm not surprised...
agbero o le shalai wu iwa agbero.. cheesy cheesy cheesy
ode! tongue tongue tongue
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by slimyem: 9:45pm On Aug 20, 2012
what's going on here??
seems like you peeps are just chit-chatting nonsense..
from Ileke to High chief to breezy and Idowu....una four don scatter and interwine everything..
title says two can play the game..not four!
hian! angry angry angry angry
FoodRe: What's Your Most-hated Kitchen Chore/task? by slimyem(op): 8:50pm On Aug 20, 2012
REALITY101: Sorry ma'am don't vex for ya boy . I was only wondering how the oil still gonna splash while using this. . .. I do fries and chicken breas t a lot on my fryer and nada splash smiley So I was only curious. Maybe yours is made is Lagos
mister..no vexing...
i dont have problem with other food items...meat,yam,plaintain,potatoes and blah blah..they don't splatter like fish does whether using a frying pan or a deep-fryer..and i mean deep fryers like the below...
of course,u know there are different kinds/brands of deep-fryers..dont you??
splatters occur with fryers like this..without the lid.

RomanceRe: Why Do I Find It Hard To Fall Inlove? by slimyem: 7:18pm On Aug 20, 2012
[quote author=Onila-is-cool]cry cry cry I fall inlove once in 10 years[/quote]Congratulations!!!
RomanceRe: Can You Donate Your Kidney To Your Lover? by slimyem: 5:47pm On Aug 20, 2012
Emekuuss: shocked don't let him knw u just said dis o
if he knows,i'm sure he'd be proud of me...cheesy
RomanceRe: Whats ''UNROMANTIC'' About You? by slimyem: 5:43pm On Aug 20, 2012
Sagamite: Everything.

The most unromantic man you can ever come across.
you must be such a bore!!!
RomanceRe: Can You Donate Your Kidney To Your Lover? by slimyem: 5:20pm On Aug 20, 2012
[size=30pt]HELL NO!!![/size]
RomanceRe: *12 Signs Your Falling In Love* by slimyem: 5:03pm On Aug 20, 2012
Duh!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Missing Person. by slimyem: 4:54pm On Aug 20, 2012
Rebsy: http:///Rp1eLEv4. U can view dis link for details!@slimyem
i can't open it...
Internal communication error or something like that...
Post the story here pls..
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who Was The First Nler To Start A Fight With U On Here? by slimyem: 4:18pm On Aug 20, 2012
Reality 101...
Fccking azzwipe...cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Get Irritated When Ur Partner Shows So Much Love & Concern? by slimyem: 4:13pm On Aug 20, 2012
^speak for yourself man!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Missing Person. by slimyem: 4:05pm On Aug 20, 2012
Rebsy: So dis is how it all ends? Hmmmm...heart of man desperately wicked! RIP Cynthia!
jeez!
Is she dead??
What happened??
RomanceRe: Three Things You Can NEVER Do For Love. by slimyem:
wengerjay: Wht are u people taking frm behind i beg.Me no fi do cunninglingual.
its cunnil1ngus dude/maam..
...and btw,you missing out big time!!

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