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i go just burst into laughter nah...and then we settle the issue... ![]() ![]() |
Moukafoam: Na pple like u Dey claim hard to get outside...and you are such an id1ot!!! |
^you nor get work!!! |
what is this?? ![]() |
birthstone?? ![]() Of what economic importance is that?? Wetin you wan take am do?? |
i have had friends and i have had friends and i still have friends... I don't know if i can really qualify anyone as true though.... Good friends..maybe! But TRUE?? That's such a big word! ...maybe because i haven't found a reason or a platform to test their friendship... But TRUE friends are RARE...TRULY RARE! |
rokiatu: Hah!! What a beautiful topic. I fell in love ine secondary school yes.....and they lived happily ever after! ![]() |
stale trash...!! ![]() ![]() |
here's my take... 1. Are you the guy?? 2.if you are not,how is it your business?? 3. Where is the problem?? I can't find any from everything you listed... |
Kockane: Go and date Chris Brown first, wen he take punch comot ur two front teeth, help you rearrange ur mascara, nobody will tell you to submit ur fone and run for ur dear life!which chris Brown? Wetin concern market woman with mad mad man? Clear make i see road abeg!! |
[quote author=lola.luv]Idowuogbo!!! ![]() Back to the topic: The truth is, because the guy has already hit it, he feels entitled like she's snatching his breakfast out of his mouth or something. If she really wants a change, she might have to call it quits with him. Because you don't put new wine in an old wineskin. And two cannot walk together except they agree! She can start afresh with someone that shares her beliefs and she should be aware that the journey isn't going to be easy. Btw, it's a full house wit id, coco and mash! [/quote]babe,chop knuckle abeg!!!![]() ![]() |
freecocoa: Paddy calm down o,no be me get the wahala o,me sef never do that thing before o not to talk of stopping,no be only Onila and hotima (abi wetin be that one name sef) be virgin for NL ohehehe.. Make me sef go consult my punny innerman say..how far nah... ![]() ![]() ...say make i pause abi make i continue? ![]() |
yes,i am... Afterall..its just a defining identity.. Nothing more! ![]() |
[quote author=O_D_B][size=20pt]How you go ban OK/2/NV till 2022! Haba![/size][/quote]lmao... Promise Seun you'd stop posting your lewd pictures all over the forum...and start acting decent. M sure he'd reduce your sentence if you do... ![]() ![]() |
Satani22(wonder where that handle dissapeared to) bushy-anus.. Bigvagina.. chaircover. Okontami.. |
this is a joke...right?? |
[quote author=Atheist:-D]What does innerman mean?[/quote]bro,ask the op o... Na so she take explain the situation nah... ![]() ![]() |
op,no one is/can make you become a cheat... Its in you already! You are jsut greedy and have serious self-control issues! Deal with it! |
lots of repititions and lots of blah.... Next please!! |
Nope! i attended an all girls school and we were taught to run in the opposite direction from any boy/man... Besides,my life in secondary school was very triangular...school...home and church! No time for nonsense! ![]() |
Ina suki-Adamawa... ![]() ![]() |
i never see the boyfriend wey go seize my phone even if na im buy am... KSTJ-ko sohun to joo! ![]() |
Lol you can't have a relationship with sex as an important ingredient and then make a sudden selfish decision to break the transmission just like that... Only a few men would agree to such terms.... She has to pick the choice that's most important to her in this case.. Her innerman or her physical man? Chances that she'd have both are slim! |
gone are the days when i save phone numbers of supposed sweethearts with my boo, aphrodisiac, nkem and bla bla... Now,its just your name....and nothing more... If e pain you,pack your load and go! No negotiation! ![]() ![]() |
yes o.. All hail Nigerian artistes..!! Getting hits,making a living and remaining relevant legitimately in the face of trial,tribulations and terrible system... Better than our thieving leaders in every way! Una do well jor! ![]() |
kunletiwoo: YOU NO TRY OO #Slim#!lol wetin i for do? Me sef be big baby that year nah... ![]() ![]() |
...and then this makes me remember the story my mum told me of the maid she got when i was a baby... The maid had been stealing my food for so long and had never been caught.. Then this day,she stole the milk but didn't know some got on her shirt...them my mum came in,saw the milk on her chest and accused her... The insisted and swore that she didn't eat the milk...until my mum gave her a mirror to check her chest... she froze and started begging and crying...lol ...dunno what happened to her after that though...lol |
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meanwhile house boy don drill the oil well dry 

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