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RomanceRe: Babes Wetin You Go Do?? by slimyem: 11:32am On Aug 15, 2012
i go just burst into laughter nah...and then we settle the issue...cheesycheesy
RomanceRe: Did You Fall In Love In Secondary School? by slimyem: 11:03am On Aug 15, 2012
Moukafoam: Na pple like u Dey claim hard to get outside grin meanwhile house boy don drill the oil well dry tongue
...and you are such an id1ot!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Members Ask For The IMMEDIATE ELECTION Of Moderators by slimyem: 10:41am On Aug 15, 2012
^you nor get work!!!
RomanceRe: The Bad Side Of Falling Inlove Twice... by slimyem: 10:39am On Aug 15, 2012
what is this?? huh
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What Is Your Birthstone? by slimyem: 10:33am On Aug 15, 2012
birthstone?? huh
Of what economic importance is that??
Wetin you wan take am do??
RomanceRe: Experience And Definition Of A TRUE FRIEND by slimyem: 10:28am On Aug 15, 2012
i have had friends and i have had friends and i still have friends...
I don't know if i can really qualify anyone as true though....
Good friends..maybe!
But TRUE??
That's such a big word!
...maybe because i haven't found a reason or a platform to test their friendship...
But TRUE friends are RARE...TRULY RARE!
RomanceRe: Did You Fall In Love In Secondary School? by slimyem: 10:20am On Aug 15, 2012
rokiatu: Hah!! What a beautiful topic. I fell in love ine secondary school yes.

I was 12 he was 14 an to be honest with you, I was not so into him like he was into me. Took me 4 months to give him a yes.
grin grin grin grin two and the half years later, we parted ways we didn't break up though, Beleive it all not, I still couldn't get this guy out of my head, dated other guys and then destiny brought us back together at the end of 08 he was even more crazy in love with me this time. Fast forward to 2012 we are now marrried. wink wink wink wink He is the love of my life, my everything and I love him so much I can't put it to writing I how much I love him. smiley smiley smiley

If this was 2014, I could have talk about the kid bit, but hey lets wait a little. grin grin
....and they lived happily ever after!cheesy
RomanceRe: If You Are In Tunji's Shoe,what Will You Do,ladies And Guys Please .... by slimyem: 9:59am On Aug 15, 2012
stale trash...!!cheesycheesy
RomanceRe: He Is 23 And Has Never Used The Word ''I Love You'' by slimyem: 9:58am On Aug 15, 2012
here's my take...
1. Are you the guy??
2.if you are not,how is it your business??
3. Where is the problem??
I can't find any from everything you listed...
RomanceRe: Does A Guy Has The Right To Seize His Girlfriend Phone? by slimyem: 9:50am On Aug 15, 2012
Kockane: Go and date Chris Brown first, wen he take punch comot ur two front teeth, help you rearrange ur mascara, nobody will tell you to submit ur fone and run for ur dear life! grin
which chris Brown?
Wetin concern market woman with mad mad man?
Clear make i see road abeg!!
RomanceRe: What Would You Do In This Scenario? by slimyem: 9:45am On Aug 15, 2012
[quote author=lola.luv]Idowuogbo!!!
grin

Back to the topic:
The truth is, because the guy has already hit it, he feels entitled like she's snatching his breakfast out of his mouth or something.
If she really wants a change, she might have to call it quits with him. Because you don't put new wine in an old wineskin. And two cannot walk together except they agree!
She can start afresh with someone that shares her beliefs
and she should be aware that the journey isn't going to be easy.

Btw, it's a full house wit id, coco and mash!cheesy[/quote]babe,chop knuckle abeg!!!cheesycheesy
RomanceRe: What Would You Do In This Scenario? by slimyem: 9:44am On Aug 15, 2012
freecocoa: Paddy calm down o,no be me get the wahala o,me sef never do that thing before o not to talk of stopping,no be only Onila and hotima (abi wetin be that one name sef) be virgin for NL oundecided.

Slimyem and co,the girl say "innerman" na the spirit wey don occupy her abuna cheesy.
hehehe..
Make me sef go consult my punny innerman say..how far nah...cheesycheesy
...say make i pause abi make i continue?
cheesy
FamilyRe: Are You Happy With The Name Your Parents Gave You? by slimyem: 11:59pm On Aug 14, 2012
yes,i am...
Afterall..its just a defining identity..
Nothing more!cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Seun Why Now? by slimyem: 11:54pm On Aug 14, 2012
[quote author=O_D_B][size=20pt]How you go ban OK/2/NV till 2022!

Haba![/size]
[/quote]lmao...
Promise Seun you'd stop posting your lewd pictures all over the forum...and start acting decent.
M sure he'd reduce your sentence if you do...cheesycheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Funny Nairaland Usernames by slimyem: 11:51pm On Aug 14, 2012
Satani22(wonder where that handle dissapeared to)
bushy-anus..
Bigvagina..
chaircover.
Okontami..
Jokes EtcRe: People Mistake Me For Rihanna! by slimyem: 11:43pm On Aug 14, 2012
this is a joke...right??
RomanceRe: What Would You Do In This Scenario? by slimyem: 11:34pm On Aug 14, 2012
[quote author=Atheist:-D]What does innerman mean?[/quote]bro,ask the op o...
Na so she take explain the situation nah...cheesycheesy
RomanceRe: They Are Making Me Become A Cheat by slimyem: 11:19pm On Aug 14, 2012
op,no one is/can make you become a cheat...
Its in you already!
You are jsut greedy and have serious self-control issues!
Deal with it!
RomanceRe: 45 Things Girls Want, But Won't Ask? by slimyem: 11:11pm On Aug 14, 2012
lots of repititions and lots of blah....
Next please!!
RomanceRe: Did You Fall In Love In Secondary School? by slimyem: 11:02pm On Aug 14, 2012
Nope!
i attended an all girls school and we were taught to run in the opposite direction from any boy/man...
Besides,my life in secondary school was very triangular...school...home and church!
No time for nonsense!cheesy
RomanceRe: How To Say “I Love You” In Your Local Language? by slimyem: 10:55pm On Aug 14, 2012
Ina suki-Adamawa...cheesycheesy
RomanceRe: Does A Guy Has The Right To Seize His Girlfriend Phone? by slimyem: 10:51pm On Aug 14, 2012
i never see the boyfriend wey go seize my phone even if na im buy am...
KSTJ-ko sohun to joo!cheesy
RomanceRe: What Would You Do In This Scenario? by slimyem: 10:41pm On Aug 14, 2012
Lol
you can't have a relationship with sex as an important ingredient and then make a sudden selfish decision to break the transmission just like that...
Only a few men would agree to such terms....
She has to pick the choice that's most important to her in this case..
Her innerman or her physical man?
Chances that she'd have both are slim!
RomanceRe: How Do You Save Your Lover's Number In Your Phone? by slimyem:
gone are the days when i save phone numbers of supposed sweethearts with my boo, aphrodisiac, nkem and bla bla...
Now,its just your name....and nothing more...
If e pain you,pack your load and go!
No negotiation!cheesycheesy
Music/RadioRe: 10 Ways To Create A Nigerian Hit Song by slimyem: 11:08am On Aug 13, 2012
yes o..
All hail Nigerian artistes..!!
Getting hits,making a living and remaining relevant legitimately in the face of trial,tribulations and terrible system...
Better than our thieving leaders in every way!
Una do well jor!cheesy
FoodRe: Do You Steal Baby Food? by slimyem: 10:49am On Aug 13, 2012
kunletiwoo: YOU NO TRY OO #Slim#! smiley
lol
wetin i for do?
Me sef be big baby that year nah...cheesycheesy
FoodRe: Do You Steal Baby Food? by slimyem: 10:47am On Aug 13, 2012
...and then this makes me remember the story my mum told me of the maid she got when i was a baby...
The maid had been stealing my food for so long and had never been caught..
Then this day,she stole the milk but didn't know some got on her shirt...them my mum came in,saw the milk on her chest and accused her...
The insisted and swore that she didn't eat the milk...until my mum gave her a mirror to check her chest... she froze and started begging and crying...lol
...dunno what happened to her after that though...lol

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