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RomanceRe: How Do U Deal With A Girlfriend That Declares You Married To Her On Her Facebook Page Without Your Consent? by slimyem: 11:10am On Mar 15, 2012
this is one big lie!
if anyone wants to declare a person being married to him/her,the other party would have to accept the request of family/relationship.
no one can do this without you consenting to it!
except this story happened in your dreams,find another lie! cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Beauty by slimyem: 6:30pm On Mar 14, 2012
everybody appreciates beautiful things but excessive drooling over members of the same sex sounds suspicious!
RomanceRe: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by slimyem: 6:24pm On Mar 14, 2012
jay bee: ^^^
bug in the code I suppose.

Why don't you try posting then amending our post with the emoticons afterwards
oga jaybee,that's extra extra work nah!
Haba!
When should we expect this to stop?
RomanceRe: I Love My Boyfriend, But He Is Too Fat... by slimyem: 6:15pm On Mar 14, 2012
Idowuogbo: Boneyemz tell me u joking? Are u indirecttly saying she should sit dere and accept his obesity bcus she loves him or wot?

Fat can be managed ke? Dis gal is high I swearigawd.
madam,go and sit down jor!
Read all over again and let your brain boot s l o w l y.
Like i said before,what if ahe was married to him before he got this big?
Would you advice her to divorce him then? Because he is fat?
If she's not attracted to him anymore,so be it!she can leave him and wait for prince charming!
But if the guy loses weight in a few months/a years's time,she'll come running back.right?
smh@you jumping at me.
And btw,its still her choice.my opinions are NOT being shoved down her throat!:p
RomanceRe: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by slimyem: 2:58pm On Mar 14, 2012
jaybee,why does my post duplicates itself at any attempt to use an emoticon?
This new Nl is so sucking! cryjaybee,why does my post duplicates itself at any attempt to use an emoticon?
This new Nl is so sucking!
RomanceRe: What My Ego Is Trying To Make Me Do, But I Dont Want To Be In The Spotlight, Any Advice? by slimyem: 2:55pm On Mar 14, 2012
^say whatever!
If you think anyone would believe those lies,you must be high on engine oil mixed with soak-away water!
Nonsense!
RomanceRe: What My Ego Is Trying To Make Me Do, But I Dont Want To Be In The Spotlight, Any Advice? by slimyem: 2:55pm On Mar 14, 2012
^say whatever!
If you think anyone would believe those lies,you must be high on engine oil mixed with soak-away water!
Nonsense!
RomanceRe: What My Ego Is Trying To Make Me Do, But I Dont Want To Be In The Spotlight, Any Advice? by slimyem: 2:35pm On Mar 14, 2012
Bullshit!
RomanceRe: I Love My Boyfriend, But He Is Too Fat... by slimyem: 2:31pm On Mar 14, 2012
Sagamite: Oh puhlease! Stop chatting shyt!

So she can't be with him because of the kind of person he is and his kind of body?

Why does she have to choose one?

Why can't she have tall, muscular and sexy man with a great persona?
.
and you should stop groaning like you are about to eject some hard shite!
If you read up again,i asked questions!i didnt impose anything on her!
And she doesnt have to choose any of my options!
Dont get all riled up over nothing!
RomanceRe: That Pastor Without Arms And Legs Is Married! by slimyem: 2:22pm On Mar 14, 2012
stale gist! angry
RomanceRe: I Love My Boyfriend, But He Is Too Fat... by slimyem: 2:15pm On Mar 14, 2012
[quote author=9ja-ninja]what kind of comment is this, when we started the arrangement you werent fat, how will you just add weight on me.
i agree with the work out with him part it can be a bonding experience.

girl hint hint hint. monitor is food. be in his business. who said you cant get the whole package.

just in-case you dont know diseases are like cousins with obesity: diabetes, heart disease, cholesterol, osteoarthritis, gout, hbp and a bunch of others. if not for his physical appearance so you wouldnt end up with a sick man in future. you know people with diabetes are hard to feed, they are on a diet like forever if not they lose hand or leg or some shit like that.

ps i love their diet, its very healthy and actually taste good but hard to make.

you know what God help us all. No one knows who or what they'll end up with.[/quote]what are you going on and on about?
Its my opinion and she has a choice of taking or leaving it?
What if they already got married before the guy became this big?
Would you ask her to end the marriage just cos of that?
Yes,being fat is a requisition to lots of diseases but it can be managed!
That's my point and what this is supposed to be about!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who Are The Legends Of Nairaland? by slimyem: 2:02pm On Mar 14, 2012
with all the suggestions i've read on this thread,the dictionary meaning of legend is seemingly wrong! angry
RomanceRe: I Love My Boyfriend, But He Is Too Fat... by slimyem: 10:57am On Mar 14, 2012
why are you with him in the first place?
Because of his looks?
What matters to you most?
The kind of person he is or the kind of body he has?
Would you rather have a tall,muscular and sexy man with a terrible persona?
If you truly love him,his being fat wont be such a big issue.
If you dont like it,help him through it.
Work through his diet,encourage him to work out often.infact join him in working out too.
it doesnt hurt! And it'll get better!
RomanceRe: Runaway Husband by slimyem: 10:50am On Mar 14, 2012
so what's the real problem? huh
RomanceRe: Which Nigerian Girl Cheats More? Igbo, Yoruba, Hausa, Edo by slimyem: 9:31am On Mar 14, 2012
this a a really useless thread!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Kpolli Is 18 2day by slimyem: 9:28am On Mar 14, 2012
18?
For reals?
Anyways,happy birthday dude!
Cheers!
RomanceRe: To Virgins And Non-virgins by slimyem: 9:27am On Mar 14, 2012
*coughs*
RomanceRe: Ladies How Do U Feel When A Man Stares At Ur Bobby And Butt? by slimyem: 11:15pm On Mar 13, 2012
tiniyata: oya slimyem and #Idowuogbo,make una come show me una nyashh and breastt,make i see the one wey big pass
if you see both biyests,you are going to stop breathing instantly!
RomanceRe: Ladies How Do U Feel When A Man Stares At Ur Bobby And Butt? by slimyem: 11:04pm On Mar 13, 2012
Idowuogbo: On like ur powdered milk abi? grin grin grin
yes!
Powdered Peak milk!
But yours is watery Nunu!
Pity!
I hope 3rnest doesnt choke on it!
RomanceRe: If I Were A...... by slimyem: 11:01pm On Mar 13, 2012
Idowuogbo: Hmmm i swear i go tear ur yansh , enlarge ur mouth , disfigure ur nostrils.

Walai ma ba be je , ma da be ru.

I no go liv until i see ur placenta wrapped round my Mabunga grin grin grin grin grin
and i'll hang you on your neck, blade-whip you on your robust yansh till the cheeks bleed painfully,light a fire under your crotch to kill the germs in your insides,rub a dozen of aboniki on my condom and Bleep away till you go limp!grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Ladies How Do U Feel When A Man Stares At Ur Bobby And Butt? by slimyem: 10:54pm On Mar 13, 2012
3RNEST: > walk in, drag @slim & @ido ears, wetin dey do una two we dey discuss yanch & breastt matter una dey fight..oya knee down rise ur hands up for 365hours..brb.
bro,dont punish us nah!
Join in the fun.
Idowumagoat has some milk in her biyest for you.
RomanceRe: Ladies How Do U Feel When A Man Stares At Ur Bobby And Butt? by slimyem: 10:53pm On Mar 13, 2012
Chimezie198: Slimmmy. Why would I stare at your slappy br.east and flatty nyansh?
why would you stare when you've got no eyes at all?
RomanceRe: If I Were A...... by slimyem: 10:50pm On Mar 13, 2012
Idowuogbo: hahahahha

I would like to penetrate ur ears 2 grin grin grin grin grin

Haa! dem go hear u moaning for Ghana

Emi oluomo Badosky!
i'd gag you with my d1ck and make you stick to tongue in my shithole.
I know that does it for you always.
Innit?
RomanceRe: If I Were A...... by slimyem: 10:44pm On Mar 13, 2012
fcck like no man's business!
Idowumagbo will be my first call.will fcck her brains out till she cries for help!
RomanceRe: Ladies How Do U Feel When A Man Stares At Ur Bobby And Butt? by slimyem: 10:42pm On Mar 13, 2012
fasa2020: why embarrassed ?
why should anyone stare at those things in the first place?
Cant they just look and look away?
RomanceRe: Ladies How Do U Feel When A Man Stares At Ur Bobby And Butt? by slimyem: 10:34pm On Mar 13, 2012
tiniyata: @idowuogbo,why are you been so harsh on slimyem,wetin she do you na? she might be slim but got good backside and good pumpkins too. OR you and her de drag bf?
u dey mind the oldie?
I'm not surprised.She's just feeling threatened by moi!
RomanceRe: Ladies How Do U Feel When A Man Stares At Ur Bobby And Butt? by slimyem: 10:32pm On Mar 13, 2012
Idowuogbo: see dis boneyemz alias slippers front and bck,she sef dey talk o shocked shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin grin

@op
it turns me on undecided undecided undecided cheesy cheesy cheesy
see this idumagoat thinking she knows something when she actually knows nothing!
Smh!

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