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[quote author=~Killz~]I can see you are posting from uganda. . . Hope the bananas are good. . . [/quote]confused much?
i can see you need to be knocked back to reality!

what's going on here?
Does anybody need to be told i'm in charge of Nl now?

m here wondering how a girl can be forced to a bj when a gun isnt pointed at her or a knife about to slit her throat.

Anyways,if you end up hurting him or doing something really crazy,you'd be selling a piece of yourself to the devil and you'll never get it back.

Talk to over with someone trusted and you'll heal in time.
No man is worth all the trouble you are putting yourself through.
Seriously!

is deflowering her going to be a kind of security for him or what?
Dumb!

embarrassed and shy...mostly!

sadly,this is what obtains in the world we now live in...
hopefully,Junior will find his own path and make his own choices independent of his parents much later in life.

its no news that most air hostesses are chic,sexy and attractive
and flirting with a customer isnt a big deal.
Now mister,how is this suddenly strange to you?

Idowuogbo: Sharrrrap!!! u like it jo

Y u forming? am sure u cant wait to pm me

lmao!
Keep dreaming of me and wait for that pm till forever!
Ololdo!

...and what's up with this friend request thingy?
Is NL the new facebook?

Shinor: Go the traditional way. Write an epistle to Bishop introducing yourself, your background and your future plans for life in general. Use scriptures to back your thesis. This should not be shorter than 4 foolscap pages in legible handwriting no text language or wafi slangs. Queens English recommended. For very serious statements, use Latin. Download English to Latin online translator. DO NOT MENTION THAT THE DAUGHTER TOLD YOU HE DOESN't LIKE NON YORUBAS.

classic!
Lmao!

Shinor: Go the traditional way. Write an epistle to Bishop introducing yourself, your background and your future plans for life in general. Use scriptures to back your thesis. This should not be shorter than 4 foolscap pages in legible handwriting no text language or wafi slangs. Queens English recommended. For very serious statements, use Latin. Download English to Latin online translator. DO NOT MENTION THAT THE DAUGHTER TOLD YOU HE DOESN't LIKE NON YORUBAS.

classic!
Lmao!

if you think the friend genuinely like you and you dig him too,why not?
I would never do such though...
Its best to move outside the circle just like idumagbo said!

jeez!
What were you thinking when you said 'i do'?
Like 2buff said,you should focus on what is now not what could have been.
Search again the things that made you decide to choose your husband as the one forever and explore them.
One man is a plate full already.manage it for better or worse!

[quote author=~Killz~]You mean bananas. . . . . the . . . .?


****Dialing Slimyem's number**** [/quote]and what does my number have to do with this?
Btw...my lines are dead!

some peeps were screaming their heads off about leaving yesterday but i see they are still typing off.
Though lots of things are wrong here..no emoticons,you cant quote more than one person in a post, and bla bla but wth!they are a few positives too.
I loved the old Nl better and this one...not so much but i'm staying cuz this place is home already.
Relocating wont be that easy!

penelope9: Hi my dear nairalanders, my sweet friend is getting married soonest and she told me that her husband to be might be capable of betraying her at the dying minute after testing him on several occations.I was short of words,SHOULD SHE CONFRONT HIM OR WHAT.Dear nairalanders i need your opinions no INSULTS PLEASE.

why confront him again when she already has enough reasons to back off?
Things people do just to be called Mrs!
Smh!

hello mods,
on mobile,i cant find the emoticons on the reply page.
Where have they disappeared to?

Cuteobi: There is no such thing as too fat to serve but I wonder wat happens if one is too fat to fit in those khakis and crested tshirts-What happens?

there is an option of buying your own material and sowing to fit your size.
Those camp tailors just know how to work around those crested stuff.

funny!
Dunno if this would be a sorta clause that'd help one from dodging sevice though..

if you like,Occupy Nairaland till forever!
Na wetin Seun go do,hin go do!
Lets just hope it'll get better with time!

happy birthday dear Ammyng!
May you celebrate many more happy ones in your lifetime.
Cheers!

happy birthday dear Ammyng!
May you celebrate many more happy ones in your lifetime.
Cheers!

and how is this related to romance?
Ugh!

this man isnt normal for real.
He sure needs a psycho evaluation!

why is everyone saying its better on mobile?
Its sucks on my phone mheen! And it's just manageable on my system.
Like someone said earlier,he should have included new features one at a time not dump it all on us like this.
Anyways,m still loyal!

UcLloyd: hmmm....am not surprised, U didn't see any sense cuz it didn't say spread ur legs...cuz that's the only language U NL ladies understand!!!

you don dey madt!
your discovery is the most shitty discovery ever!
is your brain so filled up with shite that you still cant understand the above?
ugh!