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RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Broke Up With Me Because He's Not Ready For A Relationship. by slimyem: 3:04pm On Mar 04, 2012
xynerise:
Never intimate indeed. Which day man and woman become just "close" friends? undecided
its possible.
Very possible!
RomanceRe: A Scar Face by slimyem: 3:02pm On Mar 04, 2012
A scar on a guy's face is not the definition of the person in him.
He must first love himself the way he is.
Thereafter,finding one who'll love him despite that littlee flaw wont be a problem.
RomanceRe: The Meaning Of The Words Used By Nigerian Girls by slimyem: 2:56pm On Mar 04, 2012
bennyraz:
When a girl says what will i do without u? she means ''you are just anoda maga''. When a girl says i love u as a friend she means '' though i luv u, but u don't have d cash to take care of my needs'' when a girl says ''i really miss u'' she means ''i wana hav s*X with u. When a girl says to u dat ''you are enjoyin urself abi'' she means ''i'm jealous'' when a girl says ''i just want to hear ur voice'' she means ''i'm missing u''. When a girl says, i like u. She means, i love u but u still have to fight 4 my luv. When a girl says i don't know continuosly, She means ''shut ur mouth u are pissing me off, '' still many more to come but when a girl tells you on phone that she's depressed without concrete reasons, guys watch it. She means '' i need a suprise package i.e. Money, gifts.'' still more to come, If u know any, drop it.
EMPIRICAL NONSENSE!
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Broke Up With Me Because He's Not Ready For A Relationship. by slimyem: 2:51pm On Mar 04, 2012
its your choice to either wait it out until he's ready(which has no when/if) or you move on.
Simple!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Please Help Nairalander Perx - And She Went Home: RIP Perx by slimyem: 2:33pm On Mar 04, 2012
i actually cant believe the tears in my eyes.
R.I.P Perx!
IslamRe: Islam, A Religion Of False Hood by slimyem: 1:04pm On Mar 04, 2012
Ijogz K:
I tot as much, dat u were gonna get attack minded, Its easy to predict the behavior of dose 4rm the Ghetto. How ghetto anyway?

Instead of u to calm down an meet influential peeps like us, maybe we culd upgrade U.  wink
oh yeah!
I'm from the ghetto.at least humans live there not animals like you.
And talking about attack-minded,u start something and u expect not to get back an equal dose.are u that dumb?
Btw,calling u foolish is no attack,its a compliment!just take it and be proud of it!
And lmao at calling yourself influential.
If you really are,so the fccck what?
Upgrade me,to a psychotic loon like you?
Oh please,i'll pass!
IslamRe: Islam, A Religion Of False Hood by slimyem: 12:42pm On Mar 04, 2012
Ijogz K:
lol, It actually means "Simply Ugly", Lmaooooooooo looooooool grin
aha!
So its ''simply Uglies' that go to church.
Right?
You see how foolish u sound? cheesy
RomanceRe: Convenant With A Woman by slimyem: 12:14pm On Mar 04, 2012
cool shocked shocked
IslamRe: Islam, A Religion Of False Hood by slimyem: 12:12pm On Mar 04, 2012
Ijogz K:
Cuz u resemble SU , grin, @least 4rm d pictures av seen so far sha,
wetin be SU? cheesy cool
HealthRe: Ladies Before Tampons/sanitary Napkins by slimyem: 12:05pm On Mar 04, 2012
Good Girl:
REALITY101,
Even in this era where tampons/sanitary towels are available, there are women who cannot afford them and therefore end up using rags or sponges. Sad.
cool
RomanceRe: He Won't Stop Calling by slimyem: 11:32am On Mar 04, 2012
TisaBone:
ok, so I have been broken up with him for seven months, but he wont stop calling. he calls maybe 5 or 6 times in a row, two or three times a week. then he'll stop for a couple weeks, then he'll do the same thing all over again. I picked up the phone yesterday, and he asked why i wouldn't answer his calls any more, like its normal to call a person non stop who clearly doesn't want you. especially after they did you dirty,and you got fed up and walked away. And the thing is, he is not apologetic in the least over what he did to me. It's still about him., and when I answered the phone just that once, it was my fault that he kept calling because all i had to do was pick up the phone, then he wouldn't have to call over and over. So. i guess my question is, why is he doing this. what is the meaning behind his actions, because i'm really confused? when he had me, he didn't want me, now he does? i'm seriously scratching my head right now.
i actually felt like i was the one who wrote the above.
When next he calls or tries to chat you up,just tell him that he needs help and he should find a way to get it.
At least,that's what i said and what finally stopped the calls and texts.:*
IslamRe: Islam, A Religion Of False Hood by slimyem: 11:25am On Mar 04, 2012
^which church?:p
And what makes you think i'm a church person?
Ta!
Go jor!
RomanceRe: Nigeria Most Eligible Bachelor - Jide Adenuga by slimyem: 11:21am On Mar 04, 2012
@flashdrive,who says i'm a lawyer or i plan to be one? cheesy
you jumped on me pointlessly when i bared my mind on the topic and now that i've made you realise your folly,you are whining about intellectuall arguments without cussing.ta!
Go lick stew jor!!
Ode! tongue
IslamRe: Islam, A Religion Of False Hood by slimyem: 11:15am On Mar 04, 2012
Ijogz K:
U dis woman angry
u this boy tongue
IslamRe: Islam, A Religion Of False Hood by slimyem: 11:06am On Mar 04, 2012
God knows I CAN'T and WON'T read the above! cheesy
RomanceRe: Guys,for Your Eyes Only! by slimyem(op): 11:04am On Mar 04, 2012
mamalola19:
it sure will reduce heartbreaks and disappointments
personally, i support naija men should purchase it
that way they will not have an excuse to act the way they do
rather than promise a lady and fail her promise a dead doll
no one loses out.

rather than cheat on your gf get a doll its convenient
majority of men date woman for sex or fun so let all the irresponsible men purchase
so we know the good ones amongst them.
no HIV no AID. its a fair deal
it would also reduce encounters with men who hate commitments relationships
men who dont like long thing. randy men who defile kids molest bread sellers
dig holes in their beds or violation.
golden opportunity grab while offer last
please naija men u need this

op does d clitori s breath and move huh
for the first time,i love all what u posted up here. smiley
RomanceRe: Hot Topic For Nl Females by slimyem: 10:53am On Mar 04, 2012
mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
RomanceRe: Guys,for Your Eyes Only! by slimyem(op): 2:37pm On Mar 03, 2012
Goldieluks:
That doll looks real though. This is meant for those nija guys who don't want to spend a dime on their gfs. Oshofree punny,lol. cheesy
babe,this one no be oshofree o.
look the price nah! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Guys,for Your Eyes Only! by slimyem(op): 1:08pm On Mar 03, 2012
ArQueBusieR:
Nah. . .I'd rather not click on that link.
you had better.
its a favour! cheesy cheesy
pendo89:
That doll has been debated here.
My big question is 'who wants to make love to a dummy? Something without a life that doesn't talk back to you?
You know it's similar to making love to a corpse,cz it's mechanical.
Men complain when women fake heavenly feeling.Now this one is worse cz everything from sounds is fake.
Its a plastic living dead dummy, with fake human touch designed for men who lack the balls to get a real woman.
you think we dont have them esp.here on Romance section?
forget o babe!
them bokun for hia.
ask Flashlight! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Nigeria Most Eligible Bachelor - Jide Adenuga by slimyem: 1:02pm On Mar 03, 2012
Flashaldrin:
you are the one that should talk sensibly and stop hating tongue
that dude has like 80% already of what a woman desires with promises of more, and instead of you appreciating the much you saw you are hating the little you didnt see grin grin grin jealousy go quench!


btw, that's not Wikipedia, are you on some dumb competition this morning? huh
dum dum!
is i dont care equal to hating in your dictionary or whatever it is your are shiteing from?
ode! angry angry
RomanceRe: Nigeria Most Eligible Bachelor - Jide Adenuga by slimyem: 12:41pm On Mar 03, 2012
Flashaldrin:
^^^ already answered the question tongue tongue next!! cool

i'm just trying to be real here, no fake azz coming on here to say what they dont mean wink
because i do not conform to your ideas of what you define as eligiblity and because i do care if he eligible or not,i'm fake!
thank you.
you can have your trophy now! smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley

RomanceRe: Nigeria Most Eligible Bachelor - Jide Adenuga by slimyem: 12:27pm On Mar 03, 2012
Flashaldrin:
he is handsome?? rich?? young??

now lets take a look at this defense mechanism called rationalization grin

Rationalization is a defense mechanism that involves explaining an unacceptable behavior or feeling in a rational or logical manner, avoiding the true reasons for the behavior. For example, a person who is turned down for a date might rationalize the situation by saying they were not attracted to the other person anyway, or a student might blame a poor exam score on the instructor rather than his or her lack of preparation.

Rationalization not only prevents anxiety, it may also protect self-esteem and self-concept. When confronted by success or failure, people tend to attribute achievement to their own qualities and skills while failures are blamed on other people or outside forces.


grin grin
my friend,forget all these wikipedia definitions and talk this sensibly,
what other qualities does he have that makes you think he's eligible apart from being a rich business person?you really think that's all there is to desiring a d1ck?
please! angry angry[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=884944.msg10320353#msg10320353 date=1330772748]Who gives a flying fück if he's rich? The real question is, is he a good man/person?[/quote]pls re-direct the question to flashlight.he seems to know so much about this eligible bachelor!
RomanceGuys,for Your Eyes Only! by slimyem(op): 12:20pm On Mar 03, 2012
viewer discretion is advised.lol.
http://ourlighterside.com/stuff/silicone/ shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
RomanceRe: Nigeria Most Eligible Bachelor - Jide Adenuga by slimyem: 10:54am On Mar 03, 2012
Flashaldrin:
adopting a defense mechanism because she obviously cant have it tongue tongue
why would i care if he's the most eligible bachelor or not?
is that supposed to pay my bills? or make me happier than i am right now?
and what's so special about him that anyone would be worried they cant have him?
is his d1ck made of diamonds or gold?
mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
siddon there dey yarn  nonsense opata grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: How To Stop A Guy From Hitting On Me (help!) by slimyem: 10:45am On Mar 03, 2012
let him keep hitting.
by the time he doesnt get any positive result.
he'll wear out!
simple! smiley smiley
RomanceRe: Fear Of Being Disvirgined by slimyem: 10:41am On Mar 03, 2012
scaredy:
Thanks rokiatu,obowunmi,talinaa and everyother person that gave me great advice.am 28 n I ve been told that the longer you wait the more painful it will become.that's another reason I want to get it done
babe,if you had waited this long,then i'd say you should probably wait till marriage b4 you do it.
dont just give it to someone who'll take it and scram/not appreciate it. smiley smiley smiley
btw,big ups to you for keeping it this long! smiley smiley smiley smiley
RomanceRe: Dating An Easy Girl. by slimyem: 10:25am On Mar 03, 2012
when she makes you sweat and run around b4 you get it,you say she's fronting!
when she isnt into games and is being real,you call her easy!
what do you guys really want? huh
ugh!
RomanceRe: Nigeria Most Eligible Bachelor - Jide Adenuga by slimyem: 10:20am On Mar 03, 2012
who cares??
mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew angry angry angry angry angry

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