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RomanceRe: Nairaland People Make Una Help Me O! by slimyem: 11:12pm On Mar 11, 2012
Idowuogbo: How u no go see star like me

Am sunshine to u madam

Admit It! tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
nah!
not sunshine buh torchlight wey i dey carry go my latrine.
na in make me dey see you wella! tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
RomanceRe: True Discovery by slimyem: 11:05pm On Mar 11, 2012
UcLloyd: huh! Did U skip ♏♈ messagehuh
no, i didnt.i read it and it just doesnt make any sense! grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: True Discovery by slimyem: 10:52pm On Mar 11, 2012
WTH is this all about? cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Nairaland People Make Una Help Me O! by slimyem: 10:51pm On Mar 11, 2012
Idowuogbo: Make he forget am abi! so u can steal him rite?

Oleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Poster no mind dis gal oo,her own case dey different.

Shes seriously searching, so pls beware of such advice.

Go yansh ur babe abeg cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
olodo!
i don see you.
oya,go sleep.you hear?
gud nite! tongue tongue tongue
RomanceRe: Nairaland People Make Una Help Me O! by slimyem: 10:49pm On Mar 11, 2012
[quote author=~Killz~]Ok oooo! I hope he listens. . . Some father's ehn, na live wire dey thier head o. And wire is always touching and sparkororo. . . Especially if that is his favorite daughter! Hmm
[/quote]i dey tell you! undecided undecided
RomanceRe: He Loved Her But She Is A Captive Of Her Ex by slimyem: 10:40pm On Mar 11, 2012
op,[b]get involved but not directly![/b]tell the girl to involve her parents,the guy's parents and the police and report the guy's threats.he'll probably be made to sign an undertaking stating that-should any suspicious physical harm come to the girl,he'll be held responsible!
that alone should keep the guy away for a long time and render his threats empty.
goodluck!
RomanceRe: Nairaland People Make Una Help Me O! by slimyem: 10:29pm On Mar 11, 2012
op,do not listen to all saying you should get her pregnant.
that might just worsen everything.
a while ago,i had an aunt whose father warned her against marring a certain dude just cuz he was from another tribe.she got pregnant for him on purpose (for her mind she don sharp pass her papa).this further infuriated the father that he threatened to destroy the pregnancy himself.all elders of both families begged and begged but he insisted and she had to get rid of it eventually.
all i'm saying is..getting her preggies is not a sensible option.
like killz said,its left to her to prove to her family how much of a real man you are and how much she desires to spend the rest of her life with you.
if this doesnt work,pls forget it and move on .the land is green! smiley smiley
RomanceRe: Wondering If He's The One? by slimyem: 8:09pm On Mar 11, 2012
smiley smiley smiley smiley
RomanceRe: Problems With Toasting A Lady In Midst Of Her Friends by slimyem: 6:59pm On Mar 11, 2012
its no biggie as long as you appear smart and confident.
like someone said already,engage them all in some sorta general discussion,dedicate special attention to her during the convo.
she'll get the sign and you can take it from there. smiley smiley
RomanceRe: M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ Gf Ȋ̝̊̅§ Annoyin ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥. by slimyem: 6:43pm On Mar 11, 2012
mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew angry angry angry angry
RomanceRe: Disadvantages Of Dating A Fat Woman(orobo) by slimyem: 6:36pm On Mar 11, 2012
mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Help My Babe Don Jazz Me by slimyem: 6:36pm On Mar 11, 2012
mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Is This Right? by slimyem: 11:59pm On Mar 08, 2012
[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=889642.msg10359064#msg10359064 date=1331230761][color=deeppink]Is it right? they are two people by the name rose and mary and they are friends. After sometime, they stopped calling each other. rose lives in texas and mary lives in maryland, they both know a doctor who lives in the same state as rose by the name John. Mary came to visit the doctor in texas without rose knowing anything about it and mary didn't care to visit rose until she left the state for home. A month later, mary calls rose to invite her for a party and told rose that she came to texas with her husband and other men when rose had no idea she came to texas; it looked like she thought the doctor might have told rose about her friend mary coming to his house.

What do you all think, was mary wrong in not coming to visit her friend or telling her friend rose that she came to texas instead of telling her that when she wanted her to come for her party?[/color][/quote]one twisted unromantic balderdash!
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by slimyem: 5:41pm On Mar 08, 2012
oknee:
Hi everyone. I am subscribing to this topic. Presently preg, in my 33rd week, no complications (thank God), looking forward to birthing my baby. Can't wait for d day. Trying to get my hospital Bag ready in advance just in case baby comes before d 40th wk. This is actually my third pregnancy. Never had complications in other ones. Had my first baby at 40th wk, 2nd baby at 41 wks. Have a feeling that this my baby may come before d 40th wk because he s seriously kicking me. Have started noticing d fAlse contractions already. Hmmmmmm, cannot wait though when I remember labor pains, my heart skips.
may God grant you safe delivery and watch over the older siblings too.

peeps should stop quoting igbaodun,its annoying to keep viewing that post down the thread.
seriously suscribing to this topic.
planning to be preggies very soon. cool cool cool cool
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Bobby Brown Arrives Lagos For Friday Concert by slimyem: 5:35pm On Mar 08, 2012
wetin Whitney see for this guy body sef?
after we told the 'agbaya oshi' not to come,he still brought his ugly head here.
may thunder fire the organizers of the show! sad sad
RomanceRe: Love Test? gone wrong by slimyem: 4:06pm On Mar 08, 2012
both op and babe sound like kids IMO! sad sad sad sad
RomanceRe: Great News For All Men by slimyem: 4:05pm On Mar 08, 2012
smh!
RomanceRe: When They Stick Out by slimyem: 4:04pm On Mar 08, 2012
ArQueBusieR:
I was once stabbed in back with a ni pple when somegirl bumped into me. I almost bleed to death. The coroner would have laughed his arse. . .
cheesy cheesy cheesy shocked shocked shocked
RomanceRe: Many views and no repliessss so deleted :-[ by slimyem: 3:42pm On Mar 08, 2012
doing something(especially putting your goals on hold) just because of man is at best a waste of time!

if you are sure that you'd get the same admission and still have funds for it in one or two years when the guy is ready,fine.wait it out!
if you are certain(nothing is really certain in life) that that you'd still be with him by the time he is ready,fine.wait it out!
if you are sure he'll be worth it all at the end of the day,fine.wait it out! cool cool

if i were you,i'd go for my goals rightaway, there will always be another 'good' man sooner or later! smiley smiley

babe,ultimately,its your decision to make!
goodluck! smiley smiley
RomanceRe: My Girl Puts Our Six Years Relationship At Stake by slimyem: 1:19pm On Mar 08, 2012
stepo707:
Eeyah! Girls are really showing guys this days oh angry
as if guys are not really showing girls too.m
ugh' grin
RomanceRe: When They Stick Out by slimyem: 12:29pm On Mar 08, 2012
[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=889178.msg10355880#msg10355880 date=1331204615][color=#000030]I know you will deny it's packaging!  sad  angry[/color][/quote]and where did i deny it wasnt packaging? huh
I only refuted what you ascribed the reasons for packaging to. tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Nigeria's Mentality by slimyem: 12:15pm On Mar 08, 2012
)when you are fair,you. Be mammy water lipsrsealed
When a guy is. In love with. U and. Showing it,he has eaten vegetable.
RomanceRe: What Are You A Girl Or A Woman? by slimyem: 12:05pm On Mar 08, 2012
[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=889100.msg10355555#msg10355555 date=1331202359][color=#000030]For trying to deny the roles of a woman in relation to the debated post, -200,000. tongue
Let me leave you before i ruin your bank account. . .
[/color][/quote]for failing to realise the post isnt about roles of women but about which feminine word one chooses to identify with,-500,000. cheesy cheesy
P.S-my bank account is unshakeable! tongue tongue
RomanceRe: When They Stick Out by slimyem: 11:58am On Mar 08, 2012
[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=889178.msg10355585#msg10355585 date=1331202544][color=#000030]. . .And they keep "packaging" to deceive guys. . . sad[/color][/quote]olodo1
it wasnt in a bid to deceive guys.it was in one to hide the kneeples from wandering eyes!
hiah! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: My Girl Puts Our Six Years Relationship At Stake by slimyem: 11:15am On Mar 08, 2012
Ngozi has talked,
bro,stop sweating! cool
RomanceRe: What Are You A Girl Or A Woman? by slimyem: 11:11am On Mar 08, 2012
[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=889100.msg10355404#msg10355404 date=1331201107][color=#000030]Thief. . . I minus-ed 1000, you minus-ed 50,000. . . tongue

For denying that a lady is a woman, -10,000
[/color][/quote]for not knowing what denial really is in relation to the debated post,-100,000! cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: When They Stick Out by slimyem: 11:07am On Mar 08, 2012
sometimes,kneeples just stick out because of a cold whether.
Other times,one might just have a naturally attention-seeking kneeple.
Back in school,we'll tell friends who have stuck-out kneeples to fold a tissue-paper on top of it inside the bra.lol
i dont know if neeples go erect just by looking at the opposite sex though.
RomanceRe: Girl Going To Marry Some She Meet On Facebook From America by slimyem: 11:00am On Mar 08, 2012
brb! cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: What Are You A Girl Or A Woman? by slimyem: 11:00am On Mar 08, 2012
[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=889100.msg10355178#msg10355178 date=1331199488]undecided undecided

[color=#000030]For not knowing that a lady is a woman -1000! tongue[/color][/quote]for not realising that using the word lady was a choice of something better-suited
-50,000 cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: What Are You A Girl Or A Woman? by slimyem: 10:26am On Mar 08, 2012
i'm neither!
a girl is a child and a woman is too ordinary.
i'm a LADY!

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