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ayosmiles: Slimyem, aint u engaged 2 ijogs, dont u love him anymore? Nd ijogs why do d ladies hate u

nah!
that never happened and wont ever!
why would anyone like him when he is one befuddled entity?

Chimezie198: I'm leaving too!

who cares!
sheesh!

Idowuogbo: Mo re ni fi jo na

Sion mama! she ko wa le ma?

ko wa le nibo?
ki lo se ile tiyin?
eyin o ni cage ni?

Idowuogbo: Bye bye oooooo!

Close door Biko!

U replaceable, Oya 2 d left 2 d left , pack ur nonsense to d left .

you don madt finally.i swaar!

bye bye!
you wont be missed for long...if only you'd be missed at all!

i used to think colours of love was vague/literary.
this one you giving real colours pass me one kind o...

breezy047: Oh yeah?
What's so personal about a phone that you cannot share with someone you plan to spend the whole of your life with?

that i plan to share the rest of my life with someone doesnt mean there wont be a secret diary i wont want to share.

you say what??

o boy!
you go fear title nah!
and btw,phones are really personal stuff.why should take you take offence if he doesn't want you snooping thru his phone?
what proofs have you got that he's been lying to you?

Ijogz K: My Luv B4B4

my enemy forever!

apocalypse: I've been here and there - nowhere in particular. I do see your comments ( always on point and precise ) here on and on FB ( like your new profile pic ). That's my niece , she's a smart alec that one.

apocalypse: I would offer her only water and my presence

where have you been?
and who's the cutie on your profile?

so what do you want us to do about it now?

afrobaby said it all already.
there are no rules against wearing an old suit.the idea is to feel new that day.
its your choice o jare!

Idowuogbo: I just wish i cus wave a magic wand and instantly have a dickkkk..

I swear i will make sure it breaks inside U.

this obsession over my punny never do you?
stop hoping ,wishing or praying you will [b]never[/b]get there!

you cant make this decision based on what people think.
if you think he's the best for you,go for it!the choice is 100% yours!

naijasexy: I'd break a thousand hearts just for the heck of it.
I'd pick on my younger sisters and have them serve me breakfast in bed every morning. Scream at them if dinner is not ready on time and get so mad if I find a speck of dirt on the laundry I ordered them to do.
Hang out with my friends and talk about all our sexcapedes, ridiculing all the girls we had while at it.
Call "the one" just to remind her of my unending love for her while "that one" is laying by my side, still worn out from the back-breaking night-long "session" we'd just concluded.


In reality though, I feel disgusted by merely typing these, I wonder how some guys actually DO them. I'd rather be the girl I am.

sis,no be only you dey wonder o.me sef i follow wonder!

Sam xiu lee: slimyem and idowuogbo just made my day,my tummy is about to burst

Exponental: It seems some guys have used their okozuwa to scatter d obosuwa of some babes. The 1st responses of slimyem n idowugbo is enof 2 defend offended ladies. Dont worry, ur male children will fight 4 u, but dont get offended if ur female children take after u.

ogbeni,shut it and stop getting funny ideas.its all creative jokes!

^^dusbin,what's wrong with her eyes?

BULLSHIT!!

i wouldn't take a guy on dreadlocks home to my father as a either a fiance/friend.
the look of a guy on dreadlocks is irresponsible here in the south-west.dunno about other regions though.
even though you have the best intentions at heart and you are a really good person,you'd be judged instantly by your looks.
sorry,but that's how it works around here.

badmrkt: @op nice write up brov!!!.
i always tell my male folks that ladies are the worst being ever created,yet they keep hating me whenever i say that.

like men arent worse than you think.mtcheeeeeeeeew

mtcheeeeeeeeeeew

mikuz: Naija babes sef.
He's complaining doesnt mean he is going to love you less or what ever that means. It might be based on health grounds or what have you. But if he is going to "love you less" because of your present appearance then know that he never 'truly' loved you.

+100

this is a really big deal!
maybe you should find out the things that used to make it lively when you first got married to him.
then you should start spending nights in his bedroom and move back in gradually.
organise picnics and romantic dinners just for you and him.
then i think you should present your case in the family section...they'll be much more helpful.
goodluck!

bullshit!!!

mykejones: She didn't tel me b4 we started out. But i found out,my respect for her grew a million fold.
She's worth waiting for!
And if the guy truly loves u,no matr wen he finds out..he'l wait!
Gudluck.

+1000

Idowuogbo: Joker!

Am stress free and I hope u hassle-free 2

Send ur cv to my Assistant freecocoa,will take it up from dia.


Thanks for you Co-operation

Badosky xx

u sure say na friend you dey find abi na dick?

Idowuogbo: Joker!

Am stress free and I hope u hassle-free 2

Send ur cv to my Assistant freecocoa,will take it up from dia.


Thanks for you Co-operation

Badosky xx

u sure say na friend you dey find abi na dick?

Idowuogbo: Joker!

Am stress free and I hope u hassle-free 2

Send ur cv to my Assistant freecocoa,will take it up from dia.


Thanks for you Co-operation

Badosky xx

u sure say na friend you dey find abi na dick?