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freecocoa:
^^C'mon calm down there you this[b] kpekpeye[/b],wetin dey shack you sef?

na your new name be this?
go siddon jor and no dey put mouth for wetin no reach yr side. 

Ijogz K:
What is this razz village gurl doing here? Is it so difficult for you to construct ur words in English,  ?

I notice that you act a lot like an illiterate, you always fink that been on the attacking side is the only way you can contribute to a thread. Its so shameful.  

Learn from[b] Idowu and Cocoa, [/b]when they need to attack, they do at the appropriate time. And not every time like Killz,  As u can see no 1 takes killz serious anymore cuz dey all know it to be a norm,  Words anyway  

yes!i'm a razz village girl.
how much money have you made because of that?
has it stopped this thread from being Rubbish or you from being idiotic?
and who the fcck are the bolded?
why do i have to do what they do and do what they dont?
you think everyone lick butts like you do? you are a CONFIRMED DUNCE! for that statement.
and because you think i should be like them or act like them, because you do not understand that people are different and as such have tendecies to act differently ,you are a pitiable loon and an hopelessly psychotic Fool!
and btw, the post you quoted wasnt yours.thanks for acknowledging yours by dodging it.

Idowuogbo:
Funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!

Ewo abeg go wash ur kpecus mannn,kai see as u pollute correct air now.

ogbeni,oti lo fowo gbe skibo,owo ti tun yun e abi?
oje lo joko ki'n to yaka gba oje e.
dodoyo!

Ijogz K:
Slimyemmmmmmmmmmmmm is backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk,  Uv recovered 4rm the embarrassment you got after dem open your yansh by revealing ur FB ID,  loooooool
,

OH!,you are one of the dum dums who swallowed that failure of a reasearch?.
lmao.
dont stop till i get enough!
and btw,i never went anywhere.guess you've been sufferinf from dyslexia.my sympathy!
and this thread is still BULLSHIT!

This thread,ABSOLUTE RUBBISH!
The Poster,BOSS OF IDIOTS!

OP,girl's just trying to be careful b4 she jumps into a relationship with you.
she's taking it slow.stop pressuring her else you push her away.
he who laughs last, laughs best!

booqee:
Nice one!

no mind donkollione jare. Im never chop, na hunger dey cause all dis tinz.

@bolded, yeah.guessed as much!

Homar:
9 10 and 3 are d bomb

this ugliness no get mate.Damn!

mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew

op,seriously,you need to forget the as5 sorrow and keep shaking that thing just like your momma gave you!

Nayah:
Hi sister sometimes some people have so many psychologic issues

yeah!
i get it and that's why it makes sense to be with someone who appreciates you just for who you are!
besides,these insecurities should have been discussed before getting deep into the relationship.
that way,your partner will know if to flee or stay and help you through it.
positive words do a lot to help people's self-esteem especially coming from an important person in their lives.

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=881426.msg10287290#msg10287290 date=1330377740][color=#000030]Confirm!

Post the link before that idi[i]o[/i]t Princek12 go reach here! [/color][/quote]link no der jor!
anyone wey wan chop link,make hin go find am!

DONkollione:
16. if u read dis joke laff then forces dey pursue u from village



(NO offieensese)

bad belle!

Nayah:
Guys, hope you had a good day, just tell us how can you comfort your half when she feels insecure, has complexes and[b] refuse to be n aked in front of you[/b] because of that

Hope it can help some sisters or brothers about this big issue

why would anyone want to hide the jiggy from their partner?
not cool!

^this one no be copyright o,
na steal-right!

15. if you have worked in a company for 10years without promotion

14. when you fail only maths and english in waec.

13. If u slap a military man

12. if your car spends more time at the mechanic than
     the road

11. If you are an arsenal Fan

10. when you are posted to Maiduguri for NYSC

9. you are a hidden christian in the midst of boko haram
    and you phone starts ringing "LET SOMEBODY SHOUT
    HALLELUYA"

8. when u mistake a super glue for an eye drop

7. Even after photo-shopping you still look damn ugly

6. when u vomit pounded yam and egusi in church
   during a 3 days fasting and prayer service .

5. if Lionel Messi catches u on d field of play

4. when u r-ape a military man's only child.

3. when a Rat eats your name out of all your original
  documents

2. when your only child joins d Nigerian police force

1. when you get stuck in an elevator with a boko haram
suicide bomber

P.S-if this doesnt make you laugh,pls walk out quietly!
Peace!

frank 94:
plz Nl i need a reasonable advice,why must girls dat I like seems not 2 b interested in me.but d ones I dnt feel like doing anyting wit easily want m 2 friend her.der is ds girl dat is madly in love with me but I dnt lik her,and girls normaly wants me (bc I'm a hansome guy)but dislik dem after 2 or 3 dayz nt even having any intercourse.plz am I normal shld I visit a prophet, m friend told m dt I'm posses by 1 spirit is true,but I'm normal guy.

what's all these?
i dont gerrit!

Chimezie198:
To a special baby on NL. She will soon reply. 
I lie on the ground,
and stare into space,
the stars starts to move,
into the shape of your face,
I see you there now,
looking down at me,
with that cute little smile,
that i like to see.
You say "close your eyes",
"tell me what you see",
i see only two people,
just you and me.
We'er walking the shoreline,
with our feet getting wet,
the horizon turns pink,
as the sun starts to set,
we make love through the night,
on the white sandy shore,
then i hold you while thinking,
i could want nothing more.
Oh i wish i could be,
in that one special place,
as i lie on the ground,
and stare into space.

Copy and paste!!!!

lmao!
Op,the way this looks,its either you fcck the hole or leave the hole!
And why would you think you might start liking a man shithole?
That's some deepshit mheeeeeen!

^forgerrit!

^olodo,you don dey dull me for here already.
Accept this proposal now or be alone forever.
I've shown enough love to you here!
Peace!

^CONFIRMED!
You are the king of FOOLS on Nl and beyond.
I underestimated your idiocy but now i wonder who allowed computers or phones in mental homes.
Psycho,enjoy your freedom while it lasts because its almost time you are chained again!

who the fcck are you to question my opinion of whatever?
Has your brain been replaced with that of a deranged dog?
Why are you all up in my shite like ugly on ape.?
You must be close to a mental institution if you think everyone is supposed to think like you or conform to your ideas.
You are a FOOL for daring to qoute me and you'll be crowned king of all FOOLS if you reply me again!
Anuofia!

^why are you telling me what your kpekus looks like, eeew!
Tell it to Nndozie.he can wait to bring ur punny alive again!
Be nice to yourself just this once!

^lmao.
See as the dude even send you personal message on top hin love for you.
Berra grab it now that your yansh and biyest hasnt reached its elastic limit.
you know you want it.its just you and i here.dont pretend!

^someone's hurting.
Learn to manage your frustration outside the internet id-iot!
There's just no point coming here to announce it

Oluwa4Sure:
**Long Hiss**

+10,000

^idogbogoagolo,why are you denying the desire of your heart?
Lucky you just found someone to knack that your oldie akpako and you still dey form.
Dey dere dey dull!