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[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=883098.msg10301928#msg10301928 date=1330545333]lefulefu of course    repeat solo 1   [/quote]well,i still dunno who that is.is it a kinda animal, place ,or thing?

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=883098.msg10301846#msg10301846 date=1330544787]lmao you know you are wicked sometimes how have you been coping with lefu and the rest? [/quote]sorry,dunno who lefu is

joeace2020:
at least everybody now knows how dumb you are

oh really?
tell me bout it!

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=883098.msg10301734#msg10301734 date=1330543915]^you are the girl he's talking about sup? [/quote]nah!
he just doesnt sound like he knows what he's saying.
me good!

joeace2020:
thank you for your unintelligible contribution

it was the right answer to your unintelligible story!

Flashaldrin:
I always say, dont get more involved than your partner. If she suddenly begins to detach, then detach yourself too, so that when the breakup later comes up (if it does) it wont be hard, you saw it coming.
I know you want to hear things like how to get her involved again, but believe me when a girl/boy starts loosing interest in you, the last thing you would want to do is crowd him/her, there are only few things you can do to get him/her back.

its swings both ways!

joeace2020:
i am Joseph in benin dating Ijeoma in lagos, i met her online and since then we've been like 5 and 6, she calls me every single hour of everyday and we are so fond of each other and hoping to meet sometime in march but my problem is that before i was dating her(over the phone) she had another guy by name Ibrahim but still she fell for me and i for her and i couldn't help but remain with her despite the fact that she said she still loves him but doesn't see things working out for them because he's muslim and she's christian, now i cant even begin to tell her not to cheat on me for all i know she may be on top the other guy as i am writing this, please guys help me what should i do, i need help desperately

mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.
u never serious!

killz,why u cut the booli for head nah?
i be wan chop am make e no waste but i no fit chop pass me ajeku!

:d :d :d

i get a lot of nice ones and acknowledge them but i cant really pick out one that was best.

segunjowo:
That girl sure is daydreaming lol

she is!lol
and then change the title of your thread to funny romantic pictures.
this one isnt catchy!

that bridge is one sharp short-cut from the traffic around okota-isolo road.
he should have known better than to fight those guys.
may his soul rest in peace!

happy birthday sis!
cheers!

700 milla no be small thing o!
where the mag wan take see that kain money?
except they declare bankruptcy,
10% sef she no fit see!
goodluck to her sha!

[quote author=A-ZeD link=topic=881834.msg10292730#msg10292730 date=1330442807]He who laughs last did not get the joke the first time. He is an/a Olodo.[/quote]

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=882306.msg10298909#msg10298909 date=1330519717]Someone must have remembered the puzzie he came out of and how smelly it was.[/quote]

Chimezie198:
Slimyem. Preetie can we have a dinner together tonight at mama put??

olodo!
mamaput would have closed by dinner time.try again!

Ijogz K:
Hiya every1, Its mid day,

God saved me from a fatal accident in my Range Sport 2day, Just on the Lekki-Ajah expressway 5mins before the Toll Gate,

After all Slimyem Witchcraft power, God still protected me.

here's one!

[quote author=fresh_dude link=topic=882306.msg10296724#msg10296724 date=1330501591]@190 Brother, welcome the phuck back. Never thought I would ever say this but 'I miss you', your niqqa Corky's been holding the fort though. And hope you're not transgendered cos ther's been a female in the mould of 'Onila' existing in what could be the female version of you. Once again-velcome back.[/quote]

Money,Love and Relationships

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=882306.msg10294956#msg10294956 date=1330463714]Ladies, I dont care how tired you are - Always endevour to wash that pucee before going to bed

wear no panties or skirts before going 2 bed too so breeze go  breeze in and out to reduce the heat and smell

coming out from that area - I know what and why im saying this

If you'all like dont listen to me, by the time your husbands kick you'all out for smelly pucceee - u'll remember my advice

the heat that comes out of that region especially in the afternoons from 1pm to 3pm can roast plantain, please HELP YOURSELVES

Save your future  

silly tins  [/quote]mmmh!
someone has been sniffiing some smelly puccies!

^the end is near!
and btw,its a supposition!

freshcvv:
Sudden change in her behavior like:

Keeping to herself

Not minding how long it takes before we talk on phone

Travelling without telling me ( went to her house on Sunday and her mom was surprised she didn't tell me she was travelling for her results (collection))

confronted her on phone on my way back (claimed she told me but was not precise on the date she was leaving, asked her why she didn't call the day she was leaving, a day before or on her way (no answer was given), i hung up the phone and told her to continue cooking what she's cooking, when time's up, she's going to eat what she cooked alone)

Trying to avoid us talking about her sudden change in attitude

Always trying to pick holes from whatever i say to her

Telling me she does not know what is wrong.

(we were for 5 days without talking to eachother and she didn't make efforts), first one happened for 3 days and she claimed "it was one of her creative ways"

Cheating is out of the way because i know (fact) that she can't cheat, both parents know about our friendship even to her brother and mine. (even neighbors know and some church members too).

When i am around her, she's very lively and holds me most of the time.

(tips about the relationship and the parties involved)

I am more outspoken than her, i do most of the talking and she's naturally laid back (listens more)

I am the instigator, she just sits back, hardly starts anything in the relationship.

I am her first BF (relationship)

The relationship is almost 3 years now but we have been friends for almost 5 years.

She's 22 (going 23) while i am 27 (going 28)

She works (IT) but going back to school soon (got exams to write, work to go and also does mos of the house chores (last child)

I work too (self), still in school (PT).

We see once a week (Saturdays), no time to see often because of work, distance and also time. (moved far away from her for accommodation reason.

My questions are:

Is this a normal thing sometimes?

Does she want a break?

Is she overwhelmed with situations around her that's getting her so pressured up not knowing what and which to handle at a particular time?

Is she getting bored or tired (i should be the one complaining of boredom).

I am trying to understand her plight, so i wouldn't want to assume for her, i have told her we should talk about it but she keeps postponing it without giving me time for the talks.

(the changes started about 2 months ago ever since i told her i was taking the passenger seat in the relationship because she was too laid back and often rely on ONLY what i bring to the relationship without her doing much to make it lively. she got annoyed, told me she was never going to be able to do it alone, never did i say i was not going to do anything,  that has been her excuse most of the time.

this scenario sounds all too familiar.
op,she's gon keep saying nothing is wrong and bla bla but  seriously,it s about time!
be prepared!

Idowuogbo:
^Ema wo Kafayat ayangba abe bridge ton di bo,u are upcoming its defo gonna take u years to reach dia.See happenings ooo,Boneypako omo elubo bi ti e na ma tin so grammar ke, mehn dat is to say hope shi wa fun e.Wa omo galatia ri sin waju ma fi werey yi mi lara mehnnn.

Walai u go blow last last, sati ramoni olohun gbo!

sebi o ni wa dami sonu ni?buhahahaha
mo sese confirm pe ori e o pe at all ni.
keep been all up in my shite like some ugly on ape.
hope the stench doesnt kill you soon.
its not news that -were ni e,omi were lo'n mu,ounje were lo'n je,aso were lon wo,infact ojojumo ni were n do e.
mi o ni wa surprised ti o ba tun pada wa so oro were gegebi gbogbo eniyan ti mo e si!
Were Alaso oshi!

Ijogz K:
Lol, dats wot she knows how to do best,  Wot do u expect 4rm a babe brought up 4rm d ghetto Ogun State 4 dat marra,   

you are the dumbest fcck alive for believing that shite,
so much for your maturity ,humility and sober reflection like you claimed!
keep wallowing in your foolery!
and i'll keep laughing at it right behind this screen!lmao

Idowuogbo:
Eee oooo ema wo obuko dudu ton so gessi,asiwin bi ti e kun Luth.Boneypako ur performance no fit get weight,give up na Badosky u dey follow yarn.

Anyways eranko ni e so ama da na sun e noni! 

e ma wo omugo to pera e ni nnkan gidi yi?
arindin,na the same old and lame bullshit wey u don dey post since na hin u still put up here.u neva try!
ti oo ba dami sonu,wahlahi,ori e o pe!
but ti o ba da mi sonu,maa mo pe o  sese ni sense! 

Idowuogbo:
Aligator!who u dey copy$paste rap line for,listen ur case na wash hand basin,i dry-cleaned u ages ago.So pls stop testing Badosky.

P.S -If u want more bars just ping me[b] Oluomo werey!![/b]!! 

non_directional post as usual!
u never dissapoint!
you even went a step further by re-christening yourself the bolded.
Asiwere n danu ara e dun, lmao!

Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas

^yes o!
they dare not show their face in here.

martinsflo:
Hello everyone, kindly advice me on my point of view, Am a young man of 24 in my final year of a private univ dating a 21yr old 400l student of lautech since may 2011, bt now everything seems going wrong btw us and am judging my conscience to be right for any of my decision soonest, we both met through a friend whom they are both colleagues and we started dating and i told her my plans concerning responsibility and the kind of lifestyle i want to live and legacy to acquire for my children unborn, as i request we start child rearing as we are both about completion of our undergraduate academics,so i bought her a[b] promisory ring[/b] because of my parents expectation from me due to my position in the family of five, dad,mum and my 2 junior one's, I made it known to my family members and close friends with some relatives and are all happy to meet and welcom her for me due to my past heartbroken experiences and all., and been the type that does not too womanise as my doctrine is concern, and she has introduced me to her mum and junior one's with her eldest sis due to the tempo of our relationship believed to be serious and because her dad has since long been out of the country for 7-8yrs, though she is of islamic background and am a believer in white garment church but my father is an islamic practisioner which also aided the acceptance and support from my parents, suddenly she started out some behaviour that i guess i can't cope with by threating that her father's portion of assisting their educational prospects will determine our union, just when i told her of my plans to pregnate her,then i told her that 'assuming we are both cheat-dating secretly and you end up pregnant and i still accept the responsibility and outcome, even for your people just getting to know me then, will that make your dad disowns you and stop been responsible for you and others to[b] purnish[/b] you all.,then she said i can't understand and she won't dare risk such, again she claimed that she can't get married before her eldest sister,.that even anything close to pregnancy,child nursery will be by 2nd semester of her 400l in which they just resumed for first semester and am finishing my first semester exams march 2nd, later she obligued i consent her mum to give me go ahead order before i can[b] pregnate[/b] her but i refused it will not happen, and i will not be controlled by anyone to that effect, nov 2011 marks 7months of MouthAction without penetration in our relationship but with heavy committment & i finally made love to her just one's as she declined other attempt till am writing these., suddenly she accused me of not having her time,don't want/wish to see her as i told her i am the busy type without hinderances to my pleasure time, as she's fond of visiting me btw 12-4pm on sunday and virtually anything 2hrs on her arrival, calls will keep coming from everyone at home remebering her not to get late. So i told her "assuming you were deceiving them of meeting a female friend in other to go and satisfy your intimate feeling and to return normal pretentiously ?., but knowing your whereabout to be with your "fiance" should at least warranted some courtesy. That's how i denied her coming to me at her desired sunday time, as she told me that after denying her visiting me on a particular sunday and has to UnCloth, her mood changed and her mum asked ?, and finds out it was due to the dissappointment and she said "that's what going frequently to man often leads to ' meaning that have changed after getting pleased sexually from her daughter,. As i counted that as against my personality for proposing her child to marriage, and deserved such statement., please kindly advice me on what to do next., when we had the 1st & last sex for now in nov, i obligued that there do be no condom use or withdrawal method, and she said that abortion will be the answer then, now she's not ready to meet my demand and 'meaned' & i can't cope

this is some real discombobulation.damn!

Ijogz K:
Am in control of my responses dear, Gone are the days that i respond to all attacks, I discovered that its immature to do that. Would leave such act to growing kids like you.

It's not too late for you to become humble and have a sober reflection over your unfortunate life, I want you to be strong dear, there is nothing that is impossible,  No marra how chaotic your past was.

you mean you had a brain surgery before you could depict right from wrong?
how nice!
but you know what,this thread is still rubbish and you are still an[b] idiotic poster![/b]
now,be nice and mature.
i really need you to be in control and be stong just like you adviced!

corky's real beautiful woman is below not the above

Ijogz K:
As dem don talk say Mad people na Govt property, how i go take help this mad woman

hurting much?
i see!
you'll heal in good time!

Idowuogbo:
Razzzofied amala seller everything about you na tokunbo,I keep telling u yet u continue to cough.Razo i bet u neva even chop spaghetti for ur life sef ajepako gal,u  berra cool down b4 we align ur bones. Oh boi i still dey wonder how guys dey knack u sef,i swear dey must be in pain banging bones right, left and center onyara!!!

Ijogz K:
Hmmmm i can see that Killz has a big influence on you guyz,  He introduced the use of unnecessary grammars to brand his attacks,  And as a juvenile illiterate as mentioned earlier, you tend to pick a little from what av been said in other posts, 

If constructing and memorizing grammars actually works "Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Grammer would have taken him to Aso Rock" Sinceee, 

Am not gonna attack you, those who would are already here, and am sure you would ruuun as usual  

buncha psychos babbling as usual!
and
idowu,[/b]to say,i'm disgusted at your awful surging scrums screaming and lack of scruples is an understatement!
you lost you jing yang long ago!
just keep passing by slowly!
[b]ijogz i see you are starting to hide under the skirts as usual.
never mind,i'm not surprised!
and yes,they wont fight me one on one,they come in groupies!
Drooling fossils!
weak things!