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CelebritiesRe: Omotola & Toolz In Butt Competition 'Mirror Mirror' (Video) by slimyem: 11:56pm On Jun 22, 2013
nairaman66: Na detachables full those nyanshes ooO! Make dem
remove clothes if na lie...
I agree!!tongue
FamilyRe: Does this Make Children bad? by slimyem: 11:28am On Jun 22, 2013
coogar: take me to that house, i want to see for myself!
I will..gladly!
For your own health and safety, come along with a face mask and hand sanitizer tongue
You have been warned.cool
FashionRe: Men Deceiving Ladies With Fake Six-Pack Abs by slimyem: 10:36am On Jun 22, 2013
yuzedo: Bro, dis wot [size=14pt]23hrs 79mins[/size] of had work evryday in side my banana iceland undergrand jim can do. cool Maybe one day u can be like me if u work had. wink Ladys are free to hola. wink tenk.
Yuzedo..-s that your body? shockedshockedshocked

Eeeeeew!!
CelebritiesRe: Don-Jazzy On OJB - "Guys Do Not Wait For Celebrities Alone" by slimyem: 9:56am On Jun 22, 2013
Librate: does it mean ojb doesnt av 16mil worth investments huh?
wait
don jazzy u no get d moni abi?
investments?
How much did he make back then and how much does he make now? huh
FamilyRe: Does this Make Children bad? by slimyem: 9:48am On Jun 22, 2013
coogar: exaggeration borne out of myths! cheesy
just like we were told as kids that nigeria once played india and we lost 100-0 because our goalie kept seeing carnivorous cats instead of a round leather object.
Its not. I assure you.
Infact, I understated most of what I said there. Stop being a thomas.
CelebritiesRe: OJB Jezreel Needs N16m For Kidney Transplant by slimyem: 7:34pm On Jun 21, 2013
Texas.Cowgirl:
What is Pretete?

Seems like his buddies don't want to help him....let TEHN foot the bill
It's his one single I know..
It was a rave sometime in 2006/07.
CelebritiesRe: OJB Jezreel Needs N16m For Kidney Transplant by slimyem: 5:20pm On Jun 21, 2013
Texas.Cowgirl:
Never heard of him

Where's TEHN?
Leave TEHN alone for people wey nor get hope. This guy has lots!

You nor hear "Pretete" that year? huh
CelebritiesRe: OJB Jezreel Needs N16m For Kidney Transplant by slimyem: 5:17pm On Jun 21, 2013
Pretete...cool

Everyone on this thread has spoken well. His colleagues in the industry are more capable than ordinary Nigerians. If he dies because of this issue,his blood is on their heads!
FamilyRe: The Moremi Baby: The Untold Stories And Hidden Realities by slimyem: 12:19pm On Jun 21, 2013
kulyie: hehehehhe let me direct the question back at you,shey you use rag mop your pikin mouth

it tells a lot about your hygeine level.if you like sef you fit use rag wey them dey use clean floor for kitchen mop im mouth,e no bad.afterall wonders will never end till jesus comes 8-):p
what I said was literary. I assumed you'll get it but since you don't I was trying to say that you should put a caution on the things you say sometimes. You've not being doing so much of that lately.
No offence meant.undecided
FamilyRe: SHOCKING Response To Child Adoption In Nigeria. by slimyem:
I can't watch this video because this my phone/network keeps buffering till forever..
tongue
Maybe you went to the market to conduct your research or this research is 10 years old.undecided
Research amongst educated,enlightened and sensible people and you'll get positive responses.

This is 2013.Adoption is being embraced unlike before. All those sentimental nonsense about blood that gave birth to a child and blah is not so common anymore.
If you are wicked,just say so. Don't generalise on Nigerians. I am a Nigerian and I am not a wicked person. I have adopted sisters
and also have plans to adopt and train one or two children sometime later in life.cool
FamilyRe: The Moremi Baby: The Untold Stories And Hidden Realities by slimyem: 11:29am On Jun 21, 2013
kulyie: That is the result of stair case sex,motion ground sex,back of agric extension sex. After eating peper soup and fayrouz in new buka.when your mates are comming out with certificates,you are comming out with *mouth sealed*
Mabinu o Kulyie but mo doubt pe won fi akisa mo enu e ni kekere.undecided


Thank God for the baby and mother. I hope all that have cursed her can now withdraw their curses.
FamilyRe: Letter From The Dead: Abused Wife's Note To Hubby Before Her Death by slimyem: 11:23am On Jun 21, 2013
This link has more details...
https://www.nairaland.com/1329399/touching-letter-
abused-wife-husband
...But of course,there has to be another side of the story.undecided
FamilyRe: Letter From The Dead: Abused Wife's Note To Hubby Before Her Death by slimyem: 11:09am On Jun 21, 2013
biolabee: The question here is rather than attacking debrief(im sure shew knows)

What is your own solution to the phenomenon of extreme spousal abuse
I use the term extreme to connote repeated physical assaults, forced sexx with the partner

Since u accuse her of raising a divorce altar (she is married.. i hope you know)

What will you do if it was your sister that was beaten mercilessly

What will you do if it was your sister that was killed like a dog and the people who told her to go back home

When u answer without being sentimental, then we can talk
Good questions. I await the answers..though I can guess already.undecided

The story says she left the man for a sister/women's refuge place before she died so it wasn't like she remained despite the abuse. The man killed her spirit.

She should RIP wherever she is.
The truth is these kinda stories will never cease undecided
CelebritiesRe: Kim & Kanye's Daughter Is Kaidence Donda West by slimyem: 10:35pm On Jun 20, 2013
donwilz: He's obviously kidding. I think its a reply to someone's suggestion of starting illuminati's theories in relation to West's daughter.
A lot of people can't detect sacarsm staring right in their faces.
I love how the guy wound it. Crazy stuff.cool
CelebritiesRe: Rihanna Hits Fan With Microphone At Concert by slimyem: 10:14pm On Jun 20, 2013
REALITY101: Rihanna please hit my balls .. But seriously isnt that supposed to be why she hired those fatass security guys?

The other day was Beynyashi getting her b00ty spanked lol the next celeb is gonna get her thing fingered in the crowd by that fast finger fan smiley
Your balls have been really itchy lately...no?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Yuzedo!!! You Too Much! by slimyem: 6:24pm On Jun 20, 2013
Gboliwe: he mimicks mr cork
Of course!
He was lame at it at first but he's gotten better and regular than C0rk cool
IslamRe: Pregnant Muslim Woman Attacked In Paris, Loses Baby by slimyem: 5:06pm On Jun 20, 2013
Okija_juju: I really dont know what to say to this story... angry


My evil side is Happy. Afterall, thats what her fellow religous mates have been doing to xtains... The Human side is very sad, above her religion, shes ultimately human. A living being..


Who is that demon that invented such a divisive weapon like religion.. angry

cool
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Obafemi Awolowo University Recruitment For Academic & Non-teaching Positions by slimyem: 3:05pm On Jun 20, 2013
Tedious application process as usual. 35 copies of credentials?
FamilyRe: Pastor Kumuyi's Son Ties The Knot (PHOTO) by slimyem: 2:52pm On Jun 20, 2013
ItoroHost: To those of you screaming deeper life don't do this don't do that, i was born into deeper life , been attending the Church since 1986 and only stopped when i went to school, i attend other churches now but when i really want to hear the word of God and understand bible readings, i go to deeper life Monday bible study. Pastor kumuyi never said one should not watch television, he only said you should control watch you watch e.g if you are watching a movie with your kids and a love making scene comes up, how will you feel as a parent at that moment.
If you cant control what you watch, don't watch it at all - that's it.
I can agree.
I attended a deeper life sunday service over 5 years ago and I can tell you the sermon of that sunday is stuck in my head till date.
FamilyRe: Woman Unknowingly Hired Policemen As Hit-men To Kill Her Husband by slimyem: 2:47pm On Jun 20, 2013
When asked why she wanted her husband dead,
the woman cited that after all she has been
through with him, he wasn't caring for her and her
kids, which made him as good as dead.
Jeedus!!
This woman is cray...!cheesycheesycheesy
FamilyRe: Pastor Kumuyi's Son Ties The Knot (PHOTO) by slimyem: 2:40pm On Jun 20, 2013
onyinye_nnenna: huhI joined naira land just now cos I want to comment on this wedding picture my parents are deeperlifers and b4 u have a weddn in this church u must go tru a committe calld marriage committe full of hypocrites some of d tinz am aware of is high heels shoes for the bride is a sin, she must ty turban infact dis days some sisters put ribbon on d turban to make it modern,u must not buy ready made gown meaning it must be (cut and sew) no cake u hold bible istead of flower as the bride and u knw so many rules n regulation that drives many young members away the worst tin now is the guys in the church go outside to get married in oda church cos I no blame dem den no fit differenciate btwn (young sisters and old sisters)LMAO....infact many rules if I begin dey write al of una go scatter laff chai dis is the complete opposite of their wedd....some members perish as a result of lack of understandn
cheesycheesy
Definition of bondage.
I hope those committee are seeing this though..undecided
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Invited By Policemen Over N500,000 Collected From UNILAG Students by slimyem: 2:31pm On Jun 20, 2013
Burger01: Wizzy boi, ur yansh. You no do free show for students?

sad
I wonder!
FamilyRe: ‘I Know Four Men Who Have Slept With My Wife’ by slimyem: 2:27pm On Jun 20, 2013
REALITY101: His name is Wole Soyinka I don't know his middle name maybe you're right smiley

Oh don't uppercut me, grab my balls instead
Title of the book please,chapter and page too.

I'll rather take a swing at your balls with my leg.tongue
NYSCRe: A Corper Receives Chieftaincy Title In Zamfara by slimyem: 2:20pm On Jun 20, 2013
Op,are you sure the corper is not Chief Sweetus Oyoyo Yuzedo?
FamilyRe: My Husband Is Too Dirty. I Want A Seperate Room by slimyem: 2:17pm On Jun 20, 2013
Vikin: OP,are u ujujoan undecided
Don't tell me you are expecting an answer...
FamilyRe: My Husband Is Too Dirty. I Want A Seperate Room by slimyem: 2:16pm On Jun 20, 2013
uche13: @babyosisi,

You were formerly on her side and sympathetic to her plight. But just because she politely refused to respond to your very unnecessary question, you turn against her and attempting to score very cheap points.

What does that say about your character? Very unstable I must say!You just can't take a stand.

Did she tell you that she does not love her husband or wants to divorce him on account of his personal hygiene? Your ears are just itching for unnecessary gossip.

@Poster,

Thank God for your disposition in all of this. Very calm indeed!
cool
FamilyRe: Funny And Cute Wedding Vows by slimyem: 2:12pm On Jun 20, 2013
These two are the only cute and funny I see..
Example 4:
I John, take you Mary, to be my lawfully wedded wife.
To be together in happiness and strife,
To have and to hold,
Even if your cooking grows mold.
I love you in richness and in debt,
And cherish all moments since we have met.
I promise to love you until the end of my days,
As long as you stay out of my baseball plays.

I pledge to be faithful
Even when we're old and dull.


Example 5:
For his vows to wife Jamie Marie, John Caprulo wrote:
“Jamie Marie, from this day forward I promise to be
worth it. Worth the time. Worth the trip. Worth the
energy. Worth the embarrassment. Worth your love. I
promise that you will always count. You will always come
first, and of course, if you don’t for whatever reason, I
will buy you some shoes.

From the moment you entered my world, you have filled
it with life, color, and energy like never before…like kool-
aid in a mud puddle…or a cupcake in a salad…or a rose
garden in a junk yard. You are my rose, Jamie Marie, and
I promise to devote my life to being your dirt.”
...and the bolded..grincheesy
FamilyRe: ‘I Know Four Men Who Have Slept With My Wife’ by slimyem: 2:05pm On Jun 20, 2013
REALITY101: Back to topic! It's ok according to what I read from history book in high school, infidelity is normal in Yoruba-land.
That your history book must have been written by an 1diot.
You make me want to give you a nice uppercutundecided
FamilyRe: My Husband Is Too Dirty. I Want A Seperate Room by slimyem: 2:00pm On Jun 20, 2013
babyosisi: U [/b]
I am now on his side cool cool

Say pim again
The thread needs to be changed to ask what sort of woman marries a man that filthy
Let this woman be now..haba!
I don't think her intention is to demonize her husband at all. She chose not to answer your question and she told you nicely. Your reaction is uncalled for.
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland June 2013 - Elimination Round 3 by slimyem: 10:46am On Jun 20, 2013
Mynd_44: I can see my aunty Lepa Yemi has arrived. Oya come collect zobo gringrin
answer question abeg
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland June 2013 - Elimination Round 3 by slimyem: 10:43am On Jun 20, 2013
When is the finals?

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