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FamilyRe: I Feel My Mother In Law Is Sooooooooooooo Into Our Lives by slimyem: 10:30am On Jun 20, 2013
Hmmn...
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Drama drama.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Ex-deputy Governor Ojikutu Wanted Over Alleged N130m Fraud by slimyem: 10:13am On Jun 20, 2013
Btw, is that her in the picture?
She must not be doing well at all if it is. I hope this isn"t a grace to grass story almost done.undecided
PoliticsRe: Lagos Ex-deputy Governor Ojikutu Wanted Over Alleged N130m Fraud by slimyem: 10:08am On Jun 20, 2013
maclatunji: Await her side of the story soon. Whether innocent or guilty, this story is sad.
Isn't this her side of the story already?

“She admitted committing the crime but
confessed that it was a genuine mistake of plot
identification. She refunded the sum of N50m to
the complainant and promised to refund the
balance as soon as she disposed of her two
properties she put up for sale. She also confessed
that she had invested the victim’s money in her
business.
or what else are you waiting to hear?
CrimeRe: Two Arraigned Over Fake Globacom Promo by slimyem: 10:02am On Jun 20, 2013
I didn't know people still fall for these kinda scams...undecided

Eni n wafa n wofo!
FamilyRe: Husband Cheated With Previous Child's Mother by slimyem: 9:54am On Jun 20, 2013
missmishel: @mollytinrox, sorry to ask uthis. did u hand over ur kid to his father?
Good question! cool
...or betterstill,would she if the kid's dad asked?
PoliticsRe: Ondo Female Legislator Suspended Over Fetish Objects Possession by slimyem: 9:33am On Jun 20, 2013
Brimmie: Ondo State; State That Breeds Bastards Of Yoruba Lineage!! Most Especially Their Governor!!

Dem Suppose Beat Am Join!!
You are a M0ron!!!
PoliticsRe: Ondo Female Legislator Suspended Over Fetish Objects Possession by slimyem: 9:29am On Jun 20, 2013
What has that got to do with legislation?
Did she bring the juju or coffins to their meetings?Isn't that her personal life?
Was anything incriminating found in the coffins?How is this a crime?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Yuzedo!!! You Too Much! by slimyem: 9:26am On Jun 20, 2013
gluv01: But Yuzedo seriously...Do you spell like that deliberately or you really cannot spell? undecided
Sometimes they are funny, yep..but in every single post you mention a V even when there is nothing to do with the post. why huh
How long have you been here?

This guy was very normal until sometime last year when something probably snapped up there.tongue
Pray for him.
FamilyRe: ‘I Know Four Men Who Have Slept With My Wife’ by slimyem: 9:21am On Jun 20, 2013
Lmao@ cold breeze blew her and she became unconscious.cheesy
Silly people!
FamilyRe: My Husband Is Too Dirty. I Want A Seperate Room by slimyem: 9:11am On Jun 20, 2013
That Siena's aunt's story make me want to share my aunt's...

My aunt lived in a 2-bedroom apartment that never got swept or cleaned. Her husband was cool with it. They were and still are made for each other!
I would walk into her kitchen and her soup pots would be open without lids on them. Same with all the palm oil or groundnut oil kegs. She said she usually forgets to replace the lid of anything. Dirty plates and pans would litter the sink and she'd only wash one or two when she needs it and leave the rest. The bin was always flowing with dirt.
The whole house would be littered with clothes such that you'd have to push the clothes my aunt or hubby wore to work the previous day aside before you find a place to sit in their living room.
Everytime I went there,I would engage myself with cleaning the house and tidying up their clothes while she'll be calling out to me not to worry that I should come and let's gist instead.

When she had children,it got worse. She'd soak her child's nappy and clothes for days in the bathroom with flies buzzing everywhere. The kitchen became worse. Her white gas cooker became black and meshed with dry food spills. It was never cleaned. There was a day I opened her freezer and saw a bowl of freezed decayed beans. It happened that power was gone for a few days but she didn't bother to take stuff out of the freezer and when power was restored,she didn't bother too.
Her cushion and rug smelled of child pee all the time. Her clothes too. There was a day I had to sleep over and the wrapper she gave me to cover up stank to heavens. I couldn't sleep all night.

There was one singular prayed her husband used to pray for me each time I went there then. He'd say "As you have tidied our home,the lord will tidy your life"smiley

She knows she's dirty. I have told her stylishly more than a few time. Her co workers have too sublty but nothing has changed till date.undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: Yuzedo!!! You Too Much! by slimyem: 12:20am On Jun 20, 2013
^go to sleep silly!!
FamilyRe: Pastor Kumuyi's Son Ties The Knot (PHOTO) by slimyem: 11:22pm On Jun 19, 2013
Coolest deeper life wedding ever!!smiley

The dumb followers remain in their shackles still.undecided
FamilyRe: My Husband Is Too Dirty. I Want A Seperate Room by slimyem: 11:17pm On Jun 19, 2013
SpicyMimi: I tink am the only person who doesnt finds this thread funny, probably because ve onced had d same problem, though nt with a spouse cause m nt married yet bt with a relative.
Hers was much worst! She wudnt even take her bath for days...infact i ws sooo frustrated! Bt thanks to God nd prayers, she is now a changed person. Now she makes sure the house is well tidy, sometimes wakes up in d middle of the night to clean the house! She hates dirts with passion now, she can sweep and clean the house for like 10times in a day nd she now takes her bath twice a day. I believe there is nothn impossible for God to do, just call on Him....He can help your home.
You better tell op the real secret to how your relative changed.

I don't find the story funny either. Just that op's husband beat my aunt who I used to think was the dirtiest person ever. Her husband even had to blend and go with the flow at some point so the filth became bliss and it is so till date. cool
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland June 2013 - Elimination Round 3 by slimyem: 11:06pm On Jun 19, 2013
Oh Abpatrick!!
Obi muo, where are you? tongue
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland June 2013 - Elimination Round 3 by slimyem: 11:03pm On Jun 19, 2013
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland June 2013 - Elimination Round 3 by slimyem: 10:57pm On Jun 19, 2013
Someone should please gimme a link to the page where results were pasted
FamilyRe: What Lil White Lies Do You Tell Your Significant Other? by slimyem: 10:53pm On Jun 19, 2013
stillwater: God should deliver me from wasting food, cos I have no inhibitions trashing food, lol.


White lies? Hmm... cheesy
I need the same prayer.cool
FamilyRe: My Husband Is Too Dirty. I Want A Seperate Room by slimyem: 10:45pm On Jun 19, 2013
Did I mention that he is also the type that throws
saliva about? In the parlour, on the walls, I mean
anywhere.
choi!!
Is he pregnant? or disgusted by his own uncleanliness?
I'm sorry. I'm just trying to understand what'll make a grown man spit around the house like that..undecided
FamilyRe: My Husband Is Too Dirty. I Want A Seperate Room by slimyem: 10:42pm On Jun 19, 2013
Vikin: Nna na wa o shocked...

So we rule out mouth action grin...

Missionary position all the way lipsrsealed

OP, apart from food hygiene, how do u cope in GetDownBelow hygiene.

Anyway, don't answer that .... smiley

Just hire a cleaner that will clean up after him as soon as he finishes his home work in the toilet.
Definitely...
One should not even try to imagine what'll be oozing from down there.undecided
FamilyRe: My Husband Is Too Dirty. I Want A Seperate Room by slimyem: 10:24pm On Jun 19, 2013
I have seen dirty people and i know dirty people but this op's husband's level is all new to me.

This is the eeeewest part ....
after sex, he will use d same
trousier to wipe his dicccck and still wear it.
shocked shocked

Op,you've got a big baby in your hands. How far can you run away from this? It'll still come to bite you somehow. Moving to another room won't solve the problem .I'd have said you should constantly throw your disgust in his face with words maybe it'll get to him someday but that'd be nagging and it might not solve anything.Its hard for a grown man like him to change.

Keep doing what you have to. Maintain cleanliness as much as you can and gradually he may start to see what you won't take or tolerate and start making little efforts to change them. You can't leave him to himself.It'll only get worse..
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic Accidentally Show Off Her bosoms by slimyem: 10:04pm On Jun 19, 2013
There's something more to Rita and Kate's friendship..undecided

@ topic...the showing off doesn't look accidental. Its intentional and its really not showing anything.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Will You Do If You See This Dog? by slimyem: 10:01pm On Jun 19, 2013
Naturally,I hate dogs and fear them. The way I scream when local ones come close to me cannot be described talk less if this beast does. Though not the smartest move but slimyem at that point will not be thinking nothing. She'll scream ,shout, and cry while also running with every might in her. cool
FamilyRe: I Feel My Mother In Law Is Sooooooooooooo Into Our Lives by slimyem: 1:47pm On Jun 19, 2013
This matter has no fantastic solution. Mama is going nowhere and its rather too late for the husband to sever ties this strong.
I know this kinds. I'm almost certain there's a brick wall waiting right at the end of any talks with him about it.
Pity op didn't understand what she signed up for before she did. Many have walked at subtler signs of this kinda situation.cool
Op,learn to live with it. In my people's words..fi se osun koo fi para.cool
FamilyRe: Couple Who Posed As Bride & Groom At Age 4 Still Going Strong At 91 by slimyem: 1:19pm On Jun 19, 2013
TruthFM: Thats cute.....
personally i dont know if i will like to spend that much time watching the same channel sha. Its a me thing sha.
FamilyRe: Couple Who Posed As Bride & Groom At Age 4 Still Going Strong At 91 by slimyem: 1:19pm On Jun 19, 2013
TruthFM: Thats cute.....
personally i dont know if i will like to spend that much time watching the same channel sha. Its a me thing sha.
me neither..tongue
FamilyRe: What Lil White Lies Do You Tell Your Significant Other? by slimyem: 10:25am On Jun 19, 2013
All liars shall perish and go to hell..tongue
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland June 2013 - Elimination Round 2 by slimyem: 2:48pm On Jun 18, 2013
Idowuogbo: Ur yoba dey always conk joor! Wots alarena?
Shame on you!You don lost tey tey..
Alarena means 'middleman' tongue
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland June 2013 - Elimination Round 2 by slimyem: 2:13pm On Jun 18, 2013
Abu Mikey: Jnr Prof
Elrony
Moonraker
Two among these 3 go com join me for audience by 7:15pm GMT+1 today!!!
Take Moonraker outta that list. He's staying in!!! cool
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland June 2013 - Elimination Round 2 by slimyem: 2:09pm On Jun 18, 2013
Idowuogbo: I dey sell hin email addy o! Bribe me! grin
Mi o fe alarena..
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland June 2013 - Elimination Round 2 by slimyem: 1:56pm On Jun 18, 2013
Abpatrick, you are too fine. please PM me.tongue
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland June 2013 - Elimination Round 2 by slimyem: 1:55pm On Jun 18, 2013
Mynd_44: You Boyfriend never come shepe for your junior brother na. I no go open gate for am again oooooo
huh
Wetin you dey smoke?

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