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2buff:
Your forgiveness is [i]clearly [/i]something I crave. I appreciate that you offered it to me. Thank you

It would be at the very least 3x better than whatever this thread is.
You claim to seek a smart, witty, excetera guy yet you yourself provide no platform on which to judge these characteristics.
By not displaying your own fair share of wit and intelligence by giving them some material to build on, you're bound to end up with posts like these:

He did ask you a question btw 

okay, i get your point but i'd see hw this goes and if it doesnt work,i'd fling another thread.
And um, the punny guy, guess you didnt notice i already gave him his answer.
And i have a hunch you do fit my requirements but you dont wanna play.right??

@duduspace, i like your analysis of me and moreso you write like the kinds of guys that fit my descriptions.
You are quite right bout the yoruba thingy but not bout the name.and yes!i have a quite healthy self-image but m not egocentric
what's boring me??here's too public to want to talk bout it.
What i like to talk about??everything asides philosophy,sports and religion.
Wanna sign up?

zubeyr:
another H o r n y  fulani or yoruba girl

you must be stupefyingly dull.*smh*

2buff:
OP, close this f0olish thread and start another one about "the futility of a chicken's life".
That sounds like a topic that could bring out wit, humor and quite possibly some measure of intelligence.  
The men who engage in that actively, may be your desired market.  

Good Luck  

first,its disrespectful to call my thread foolish but i forgive you.
Secondly,yes,that kinda topic might bring out the humour,wit and whatever else m looking for but it wouldnt tell what exactly i need those qualities for.see??

[quote author=James-dman link=topic=713683.msg8734890#msg8734890 date=1310924618]Hey!! Slimyem y not start chattin here. . . . see hw intelligent n witty one can be. . . . B4 goin into emailin, FBing n YIMing?[/quote]that's exactly what i plan to do.thanks!

pleep:
hey, how old are you? just curious

your post tells me you dont fit into my criterium.the phrase'a working class chic' should be enough to tell you my age range if you have at least one of the qualities i require.

I really dont see any sense in Jonathan's coming to Lagos.what for??to talk the usual gibberish??
He should spare us all of that.Lagos wiil do just fyn without him

cry cry goddess.welcum back!

deb:
Its big insult to be asking people to choose between excellence to the core and mediocrity to the extreme. And may I correct the poster that we have home videos and not movies in Nigeria?

As much as I hate nollyhood, I will want to commend a few like Jet Amata and Tunde Kelani. They are among the few ones trying to thread the path of excellence.

u beat me to this.Mainframe rocks!

should be in the jokes section.besides,its quite dry.

Sorry Sandra.drinking ist child's play.shoulda left when your boify was,

bottomline-men have no sense at all.

@op, u need to stop calling him.if he's meant to be yours,he sure would come back and tire u out with calls.if not,go ahead and live your life.

Again2:
His 'name' is Jenkins Ayako

Again2:
His 'name' is Jenkins Ayako

hahahahahahahaha.u are certainly delusional.

M M M:
Op
Will u give me punny?

and you are one sick fool.get off my thread!

Again2:
You are really having a laugh, go for him if u are looking for man-lover experience

you should change your username to Thomas.that way i'd understand you better.
Btw,you werent even supposed to post here cuz your writings dont show you have any of the qualities i listed.find your way out fast!

apocalypse:
@ justwise
Give it a rest , she's a full blown hottie with a bewitching smile. If I didn't know better I'd believe she's a con cos you can't trust people on the net
@ slimyem
Quite a while , I haven't been so active on fb. Guess you can deduce my identity by now , why being anonymous when I know your identity.

hey dear.thank you for having my back.well,you are the one here who know m not anonymous so there's no harm.where have you been?

Stainlessworld:
Giv me your's (fb email) so dat i cn add u

no!that's too fast.we just chat on Y/M and we'd see hw it goes from there,

justwise:
You are a man pretending to be a woman. Looking for pple to con.

u think??dddd-dey there dey dull.

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=713611.msg8718696#msg8718696 date=1310675567]. . . I heard a tale of someone who sent a message to a girl some years back

He phrased it in such a way that his uncle sent him bout 3million naira for pocket money

then chilled for bout an hour then rang the girl back apologising for mistakenly sending the wrong sms to her

that he tried typing his uncle's number on his fone and mistook the digits

The girl was like no worries, it happens all the time

A week later i heard  the guy had slept with her already   [/quote]that wasnt a dirty SMS.out of point!thanks.

stupid Mark!leaving leprosy to cure ring-worm.mtcheeeeeew

dont go funny at all.for where??

igbsam:
I was double crossed at gun point with 5 car robbers surrounding me ordering me to get down along lagos abeokuta express way, Not knowing wat to do, i didn't know where the boldness came, hoping to see how active my v6 engine is, I put the car on reverse crushing the robber standing at the back of my car cos he was caught unaware. I drove in reverse for like 10secs before putting it on drive directly facing the ones in the front. The shot at me, but cos i was approaching them with speed, they were unable to aim straight at me, while jumping off the road. I crushed the leg of another one, and the zoomed of. I didn't drive home straight, rather drove to the police station and kept my car there for like a week in order to clear my tracks. It was an experience i would never forget.

guy,u get mind but no try am next tym o.
I have an uncle who did something close.he almost lost his life in the process.he had numerous gunshot wounds to his head.

justwise:
You are what? A chic? Maybe a chic with a di&ck. Here u are slimyem, in other thread u are BABA J

wetin you sabi??i no get your tym.

Stainlessworld:
Hey Slim, am interested in chattin with u, send me your # or email @ stainlessworld2000@yahoo.com. Tanks,

i'll try add you jawe.u could add me first anyways.lets see what you've got.

will read next year.

Advocator:
Have you tried penetrating her a-s-s? A hole is a hole OP. Unless she want to keep her a-s-s-ginity too.

you are so eew!
Op, i understand you jawe.just take it easy with her,trust her and talk it through.m sure she'd be reasonable enough.if it still doest work for you,take a walk.dont do anything rash.

denzel2009:
and your shiit will be very sweet.

i could send some to you to taste so you'd know.okay??

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Thanks.this is quite educative.it'll sure help.

i'm going through a boring phase of my life right now and i need smart ,witty,humorous and intelligent guys as chatmates.
If you are challenging enough,u might just get to meet me someday.
Just so you know,i'm a slim and cute,working class chic.quite intelligent and smart too,
Pls dont make any silly comments if you dont fit into the requirements.

op,hw old are you sef??your writings speak 15.
Wishing you luck with your search anyways,

tlops:
why cant you pple believe , see as she arranged the children according to their "gogolarity", this woman nor get sense at all.

'gogolarity'-this got me grinning wide.reminds me of days in pimary school.

pity!

naijababe:
Enough talking please !!! The whinings are becoming boring and what's with senator title?! Is he still a senator

once a senator, ever a senator!na so we see am.
And i agree the whining are really becoming boring.Senator,please get to work and stop giving us this useless crap.

very funny.i'm afraid i havent noticed it if its true which i dont believe it is anyways cuz i have bout six of it in my wallet and there's no trouble getting them as change too, wonder where  all of una dey see SCARCE!