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Why does it seem like the oldies dominated the party?
Was this about the little girl or celebrity paparratzi?

Why hasn't any man commennted on this thread?
Seems women are the only ones enjoying being married..

pro01: Lol. For Naija keh? Wey Mrs Okoronkwo and aunty Kemi dey 'obtain' my 'short bread' biscuit anytime wey mumsie give me the thing go school those days, talkless of this kind money?

LIAR!!
Who dash monkey banana?
Kulikuli na short-bread for your mind abi?

Except for those who didn't school in Naija,everyone is guilty!
Wetin i nor dey put name for that year?Maths set o,cardigan,beret,chair and locker sef nor carry last!!

jayriginal: I actually have an Aunt that is a fervent proponent of urine therapy as well as many other funny things. She preached it first sometime in the '80s when we had an "apollo" (conjunctivitis) outbreak. We never used it but she did and it "worked" for her. Her latest today is energized water, but I digress.

You are saying "God forbid" to faeces. Have you heard of "faecal transplant" ?

Its quite different from ingesting the stuff but still . . .

I know about using it for the "apollo" thing.
Infact,I am testimony to that.Caught the thing some years back and it was recommended as a fast and permanent treatment.The apollo was gone in less than 12 hrs.
...and feacal transplant?
School me please!!

Unnecessarily lengthy but interesting piece of writing.
I enjoyed reading through but it has neither head nor tail.The issues raised are not new or strange either.They have been discussed time and time again on here,outside here and from different angles.
Everything remains as it is/was.Nothing has changed!

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Because the wives allowed them to.[/quote]Exactly!!!

This topic is kinda funny...
Wetin do mama wey she nor go fit wash her own panties?
My 90-year old gmama sef will not let anyone touch her undies talk less wash it.She does it herself!!
If its a test on wifely attributes/humility,it must be a silly one.
Every woman should be responsible for her "awotele" sick or not!!
If she's too sick to wash her own panties,I'll get her adult diapers

kulyie: lwkmd this is the funniest thing i've read on nairaland for a while now ok,now seriously must i be hor,,,ney to admire sexy,drop dead gorgeous men take a chill pill babe

Nah!
Aint nothing wrong in admiring cute guys..
You were practically drooling and explicitly too
I'm almost sure you fingers were at work while you were typing those initial posts..

emilyone: obviously its an empty bottle.

...or one filled with water or bobo..

david monye: slimyem go 2 bed. See tolu no b beans oh check dis out

Seen her without all these packaging more than a few times mister..
Pictures could be deceptive.

toba: Smh

Ki lo de?
Are you as sweet as that?

@greatgod..faeces ke? *shudders*
God forbid indeed!!
The urine therapy is not only reccommended for hoplessly sick people though.
You know how they say prevention is better than cure.A book says it stabilizes blood pressure,makes memeory sharper,strenghtens libido,regulates menstrual cycle,makes it less painful and the flow normal.The body experiences a new vigour and a general feel of well-being permeates the system.

...just saying!!

..

jeffizy: @slimyem... The only negative vibe i see around her is when the mum sits in different cars to talk for hours in front of their house.
The dad comes once in a while and STILL PAYS their school fees!
Lately niece wants #50-#100 rather than the previous #5-#10. SMH.

Stop giving her anything!!Let her cry if she likes.
Her mum's ways are planting unfavourable seeds in her.Don't water it.
Its a pity she's growing up into the kind of woman who'd expect men to be responsible for her every need and who would hesitate to ask anyone seemingly friendly for money.
Bad grooming!!

obowunmi: My love, hope you don't look like any of them.

Not in many years..

...looking so fab still...

You cannot stop carrying family burdens but you should minimise it.
You family too should realise you have your own responsibilities and life now and cannot be totally comitted to them.
Don't say YES to everything requested.If its not convenient,let them know its not!!
Be diplomatic with how you address the situation though!
Eeyan o ki n fitiju karun o..

Not cool.
Her mum is definitely not doing her job.
Next time she tries that with you,squat down to her height,hold her hands and tell her it is wrong to request or demand money from strangers or whoever like that.Tell her to ask her mum or dad if she needs anything and they'll get it for her.Be stern!!
No sense in trying to be Uncle 9ice and letting her grow with such distasteful habit.
She's not too young to understand.

Sapphire86: Aunty Ekasan, ejo ewo ni Jehovah Nisssi boots I laff no b small

E pele ma!!
Awon boot Denrele ni o..
E never tear eye for hia..

apocalypse: Count me out , wtf! Drink my urine.

lmao
you won't even if its the only option?

Sweeter pictures of Gbenro Ajibade

Urine therapy also called urotherapy refers to various applications of human urine for medicinal or cosmetic purposes, including drinking of one's own urine and massaging one's skin with one's own urine.
It is an ancient form of natural healing baswd on the theory that the solution to every problem is contained in the problem itself,that the body contains its own healing agents.
Some people argue that urine is a wsste product that must be expelled from the system to avoid poisoning but I have heard and read various testimonies of the efficacy of urine in treating ailments such as cancer,skin problems,dandruff and all sorts of other illnesses.
I am tempted to believe the healing powers of this "water of life " but I find the thought of swallowing my own urine veeery disgusting.
Do you know of anyone who has tried the urine therapy and its results?
Can you drink your own urine if its reccomended as a solution to a disease or ailment?
Doctors and health workers here,what's your opinion on it as its unorthodox?
Is it a useless and worthless therapy?
Do you just condemn it because you don't really understand nature?
Please discuss.Only sense will be welcome here.

byvan: Let your husband cut off this ex of his, I don't see why he should be speaking to her in the first place. Your husband is watering the ground for physical infidelity as he is it emotionally already.Abeg,am not familiar with some kind of issues,don't know what to say without giving you a crazy idea.

I don't too.
What do they have left to discuss..especially as she is married with kids too?

Op,you are the only one who can try to put a stop to this.
Ask him how comfortable he would be if you were the one communicating with an ex and acting up afterwards.
Does he want to go back to her?
Where is his respect for you and marital boundaries?
This is not the time to be all gentle and accepting about it o.Its real nonsense!
Talk it harsh and out!!

...the days of humble beginnings..
I like the picture.Very natural.No pancake,no hideous wigs,no Jehovah Nisssi boots!!

Jaytee67: NYSC doubled the alawi during my own service year (1992/1993) from N350 to N700. It will not be a bad idea to double it this time again about 20 years after our own.
All the best to the upcoming corp members

You be old man proper!!
Wetin you dey fin for h-internet?

kulyie: I find the last guy,chris attoh very hot,sexy and handsome among all the upcoming acts here.he is soooo hugable.he is one guy that when you hug,your vaginal walls start dripping :p

yes na including the guy with the abs
and 6 packs,i mean the dark guy up there
among the pictures that is not wearing
any shirt and just flaunting his chest.that
dudes body is drop dead sexy.he is one
guy you wouldnt mind hugging you all
night long on a rainy day :p

You are fvcking hornyyyy!!

That Gbenro Ajibade's picture is doing him no justice.
The dude is ruggedly finer and hotter than that picture says..
I'm so in lust with him..

toba: How? do you drive or u were in a commercial rickety bus?

I drive!!
So tan?

This isn't news..
I have witnessed the same too.
The repairs done on that bridge last year was a sham or just a face-lift!!
So much for the longest bridge in Africa.

pro01: Look who's talking. Jealousy at work. This one wey lekpa sotay if ordinary Keke Marwa speed pass you, the breeze go push you inside gutter. Beta go chop akpu or whatever go make your 'assets' add weight.

Who wan jealous stretch marks,flabby tummies,christian mother arms and sweaty bodies?
Abegi!!
Wan:k to your nonsense..na u sabi!!
as for my assets,they are weighty where appropriate and are loved just the way they are.Go die!!!