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 Politics › Re: 6-year-old Girl Killed By Airbag In An Auto Accident In Asaba by slimyem: 7:26pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
Someone close had an accident a few weeks ago and i'm guessing the reason why the airbag damage on his face was minimal and could be contained was because he is an adult. Poor little girl. May she rest in peace. A lesson for parents with little children. |
| Celebrities › Re: Beautiful Faces Of Nadia Buari by slimyem: 7:19pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew 6 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Am 23 Still A Virgin by slimyem: 6:45pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
obowunmi: Over-flirting...... the only girl on my mind here on Nairaland has been Slimyem. But she doesn't appear interested or maybe she's married.   |
| Fashion › Re: Mercy Aigbe In Jeans by slimyem: 5:16pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
What's with the car background all the time? Its boring!!!  8 Likes |
| Family › Re: On What Grounds Will You Divorce Your Partner? by slimyem: 4:52pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
[quote author=Okija_juju]what of is I tell you sorry, buy you American Spec 2014 Range Rover Sports Autobiography (Full option), send you go Dubai or San trope for treatment, relaxation, recovery and shopping after this slap; https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m85cavgOeW1rqfhi2o1_500.gif Tell me wether you no go dey annoy me every 2 weeks for more slaps..  [/quote]lool.You are not serious. But seriously,I might take the bribe/pacifier at first but one day monkey go go market,e nor go return! 1 Like |
| Education › Re: Nigerian Boarding School Experiences by slimyem: 4:36pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
I wasn't allowed to attend boarding school but thr boarders in my school had it tough!! You dare not stare at a senior while she's dressing up else you'll be asked to draw what you see. Clothes can be washed you on head while you are on you knees if you offend a senior.. You get to pay them back if they ask you to fetch water by peeing in it. The food was so uncool that boarders who could not eat it would send day students out to buy food and the day students would have to throw the vended food over the fence beside the toilet while the boarders go pick it up The ones that ate the food had a spice bowl made up of salt,maggi,pepper,curry and thyme which they took to the ref and sprinkled into the food everytime. During birthdays,they make what was called garri-cake.a combination of gaari with sugar,milk and tea baked with little water and made to solidify in a bowl.  Lebianism was the order of the day too.The code name for it in my school was "egege" Boarding house in my school was original sufferhead. |
| Family › Re: On What Grounds Will You Divorce Your Partner? by slimyem: 3:53pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge][size=18pt] I'm proud of her. At least she left before he killed her. Marriage no be by force. Nigerians go force pesin into marriage, na dem go insult you if the marriage no dey work. Where's that bytchazz babyosisi that thinks that marriage validates her existence? Even asking a 22 years old girl in school to go and marry. E no dey surprise me when I heard that her marriage dey in the toilet. No married woman should be comparing dciiiks triballly. . . . just saying @Post, All of the above. Esp episodic poverty. en no be my thing. . . . . [/size][/quote]ki lo de?You dey find trouble? Haba! |
| Family › Re: On What Grounds Will You Divorce Your Partner? by slimyem: 3:49pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
lrguru: so mild abuse (gentle slap) is considered bearable for u?see your mouth. Mild slap go be for play na and if its not for play,there will be other consequences..not divorce YET8) |
| Fashion › Re: Eku Edewor And Ice Prince On The Cover Of Complete Fashion by slimyem: 3:44pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
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| Nairaland General › Re: Is Playing Baba Ijebu. Right Or Wrong? by slimyem: 2:32pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
There's no right or wrong here but if you are gambling to get rich or successful,you muct be a joker!! Anyway,i think only nonentities and people without ambitions play such nonsense. 1 Like |
| Nairaland General › Re: Can You Report A Law-breaker To Policemen In Nigeria? by slimyem: 2:19pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
Freiburger: And you think you 're helping even yourself with that?No,I don't but its safer. I would if it could be done anonymously though.. but i doubt Nigerian policemen act on anonymous tips. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Can You Report A Law-breaker To Policemen In Nigeria? by slimyem: 2:11pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
Report fire!! I'll turn a blind eye instead.. Its not just about the police force.Its about our people too. For ordinarily reporting a classmate for cheating in secondary school,I became the despised one and almost frustrated in my class.The bigger picture is the society. |
| Crime › Re: Wife Poisons, Stabs Husband To Death Over Second Wife by slimyem: 1:58pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
Cha!! Crazy people all over..male and female alike. |
| NYSC › Re: Can Anyone In NYSC Camp Confirm The Payment Of N38,900 Alawee? by slimyem: 1:44pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
1313: I feel sad and angry when people start single on nairaland because the allowee of the corpers is increase to such a paltry amount.it shows that we don't even know how value as graduate and gow mouch we worth. Is this also a sign of poverty mentality? Why can't they pay at least 50k? Most of these copers are in the thick bush suffering in the name of saving their father's land. If you think am ungrateful,then you don't know how much wealth we have in this country and how valuable you are.You CANNOT be a graduate!! No fvcking way!! 4 Likes |
| NYSC › Re: Can Anyone In NYSC Camp Confirm The Payment Of N38,900 Alawee? by slimyem: 1:41pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
booqee: abeg delete joor! Is it because you were paid #9000 in ur time?? Gerrout abeg! Mtcheww..lmao.. don't mind the doofus |
| Fashion › Re: Genevieve, Tiwa Savage Or Venita: Who Wore It Best by slimyem: 1:28pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeew 4 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Nairaland Christian Singles Thread (no Holds Barred) by slimyem: 10:02am On Mar 20, 2013 |
TOBA!!! ...i see you!! |
| Romance › Re: Describe Your Ex- With A Movie Title by slimyem: 9:56am On Mar 20, 2013 |
Slim curtis: Dumebi the dirty girlYou kidding..right? |
| Education › Re: Students Writing Exams On The Floor & Outside Classrooms (Pictures) by slimyem: 7:05am On Mar 20, 2013 |
MsDarkSkin: It would be nice if they could have tables and chairs toIs this a joke or what? |
| Celebrities › Re: 2face will marry Anne @ The Safinah Ballroom Of Jumeirah Hotel by slimyem: 11:02am On Mar 19, 2013 |
Tuface is bent on giving Annie a royal wedding.. She sure deserves it. 1 Like |
| Family › Re: About The Man.....!! by slimyem: 2:01am On Mar 19, 2013 |
[quote author=baby_123]Little kid, stuff yourself where the sun don't shine! I am done with you. Go to the corner and count sheep or twiddle your hair or something. You are obviously having an episode, that is why you are still here red eyed and throwing weak punches. You don't have the mind or mouth for this. Let me not shatter your already broken mind tonight.[/quote]You are tooooooo small to even blow breeze around me talk less get a strand of hair of my skin. Awon to ju e lo o ri oogun e se!! Stop kidding yourself about having done jack here or to me. You nor reach....not now...and not for as long as i'm a nairalander!! Sheesh! |
| Health › Re: What Do You Think Of Urine Therapy? by slimyem(op): 1:15am On Mar 19, 2013 |
all4naija: Gosh! Not another of the disgusting urine therapy threads again.Was there a previous one? |
| Family › Re: About The Man.....!! by slimyem: 1:06am On Mar 19, 2013 |
[quote author=baby_123]This little tart had it coming. Some people need serious caning once in a while. Dhats all.[/quote]Myself and the Baba Oyo you getting all wet for had concluded this issue on the other thread. Apparently,I wasn't the only one that commented on his trademark hence this thread but you had to keep drooling like the imbec1le you are each time you see this handle Like I said,its AMUSING!! The day you stop is the day things turn around for you for worse!! |
| Family › Re: About The Man.....!! by slimyem: 12:55am On Mar 19, 2013 |
[quote author=baby_123]Okay, i don leave am! . Slimyem, so ara e dada, ki ori e pe. Lobatan![/quote]Ba ara e soro Iya elenu gboooro!! Ki iwo naa de so ara e,ki eleda e so e. Emi osi fun gbogbo osi iranu iwo ati gang e. Eni ti inu ba'n bi,ko pa ara e!! |
| Family › Re: About The Man.....!! by slimyem: 12:47am On Mar 19, 2013 |
[quote author=baby_123]The girl has issues. She has attacked me more than once before just for teasing her nicely or agreeing with her sworn enemy tpia. Wetin concern me with the beef she has with Tpia. This little girl has lost her mind. And i take it upon myself to let her know. She is nuts. If this is how she is online, i can only imagine offline.[/quote]Imagine all you want! Infact,make my e-personality your research,observe,calculate,make inferences as you deem fit,your HEADACHE!!! |
| Family › Re: About The Man.....!! by slimyem: 12:43am On Mar 19, 2013 |
[quote author=baby_123]ROTFLMAO! Slimyem, you have deep issues beyond even your own comprehension. Deal with it. Coming out of the woodworks like a termite to attack people makes you seem bat sh*it crazy. If you dont like the truth, nothing i can do to help you with htat. You are crazy, highly hormonal with intensely violent mood swings.[/quote]I am not here to make comments,mask my thoughts,opinions or emotions because of how it'll make you or anybody else for that matter feel! I am here to AMUSE myself MY WAY!! If you cannot deal with it that is your fvcking problem. If it bites you too hard in the as$,it remains you headache!! If you can't stand it,find the nearest well and do the obvious!! Cry from now till morrow,you can't shake me! |
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