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CareerRe: How Can A Single Guy Manage ₦‎25k Salary In Port Harcourt? by Slynation(m): 10:23pm On Jul 16, 2023
sonnie10:
Did you know that if you collect that #25k salary and order yam from Benue, you could sell them for #50k in PH
Did you include logistics cost...??
RomanceRe: My Wife Made Me Shed Tears Today by Slynation(m): 3:44pm On Jul 16, 2023
You can imagine...You got a good wife as claimed, yet you turned her into a baby machine...!!
PoliticsRe: Stephen Mouka "Eluu P" Signs Endorsement Deal With Rianis Property by Slynation(m): 3:15pm On Jul 16, 2023
When God is about to bless you, he takes permission from nobody...!! I just knew that Onye ugu was mocking him to success...
RomanceRe: Will This Relationship Ends Well? by Slynation(m): 9:03am On Jul 16, 2023
Help yourself first, the next time money comes, know where your priorities lies...
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Celebrates 33rd Birthday Today by Slynation(m): 8:31am On Jul 16, 2023
So like play...Wizzy won't have beards in this life!!
AutosRe: Bought Brand New KIA PICANTO 2022 Sold Sold by Slynation(m): 7:32pm On Jul 15, 2023
No tangible features to justify this price tag...
RomanceRe: I’m Shy Around Guys, How Do I Overcome The Shyness by Slynation(m): 6:01pm On Jul 15, 2023
Use am cash out...na una dey ball now, be like bobrisk, jayboogie and James brown...!! cheesy
RomanceRe: Pick One Defect You Can Accept In A Partner by Slynation(m): 5:50pm On Jul 15, 2023
Omo...as a guy, I can accept only number one!! For people saying sex addict, pray never to meet one, I'm talking from experience...!!
PoliticsRe: Joe Igbokwe Begs Tinubu To Release Nnamdi Kanu by Slynation(m): 8:11am On Jul 15, 2023
AuschwitzPrefec:
This is how it's going to happen :

1. Nnamdi Kanu is released to his lawyers and placed on a charter plane back to Kenya were he was abducted.

2. The Kenyan govt are to arrest Kanu immediately on stepping foot on Kenyan soil and handed over to a team of DSS operatives waiting to take custody of Kanu.

3. Papers are signed between both the Nigerian and Kenyan govt while the jet gets refueled.

4. Back to the plane and in 3-4hrs he's back in Abuja and arraigned before a court seeking his remand to prison custody as an apprehended fugitive of the court who jumped bail and skipped court for his treason charge.

Are you happy now?
I don't know what you have been smoking of late, but I can categorically inform you that it's very effective...
TV/MoviesRe: Why Are They Giving This Man Role Of A Chief Priest Always by Slynation(m): 7:54am On Jul 15, 2023
The Otuaka Columbus himself... Sometimes ehh, you have to leave some role for sabi...!!
CrimeRe: 28-Year-Old Obianuju Emmanuella Anyaibe Is Missing (Photo) by Slynation(m): 11:37pm On Jul 14, 2023
With this pics...I doubt anybody can identify her!! Qué Sera Sera...!!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Gives Judges 35billion Naira by Slynation(m): 5:02pm On Jul 14, 2023
Agriculture got N19.2 billion in the entire country while Judges got 35billion...These shows where their priorities lies...
InvestmentRe: Abayomi Segun Oluwasesan: How I Hacked Afriq Arbitrage System, Stole Billions by Slynation(m): 4:58pm On Jul 14, 2023
A very big pot of soup everybody is licking from, e reach Abayomi turn, e carry the whole pot...!!

Nigerians, giving Nigeria a bad name... That's how I missed an online gig just because I want to be honest and thought I can convince my clients that I'm among the sincere and honest Nigerians out there...!!
PoliticsRe: Subsidy: Nigerians Reject President Tinubu’s N8,000 Per Month Palliative by Slynation(m): 11:01am On Jul 14, 2023
For a president to suggest this means he lack ideas to move to country forward, what will 8K do for anybody, this man probably thinks all Nigerians are those corporate beggers waiting for omida at his residential building in Lagos...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How I Was Scammed At A Job Interview by Slynation(m): 10:51am On Jul 14, 2023
Always remember, Nigeria is a jungle, even your next door neighbor is thinking of making money off you, either legally or illegally.....
PoliticsRe: Alex Ekweme Federal University: Can Igbos Take This by Slynation(m): 9:17am On Jul 14, 2023
comrChris:
Don't mind this people. You're very correct.
Non indigenes pass the Igbo more than the indigenes because they made theirs very easy.
90% of the non indigenes score As while the indigenes escape with Ds and Es.

Nairaland is losing it
Don't mind those ones, they should keep playing victim, As if I didn't do Hausa language as a subject in Kaduna state...

Heaven will not fall, if they include their language in there study, but coming online to downplay others for studying there language is the height of stupidity...
PoliticsRe: Three Tricycle Riders Who Rode From Lagos To Abuja In Solidarity Cries. by Slynation(m): 2:13am On Jul 14, 2023
Three senseless humans, who send una message...!! But will I blame them?? No...this was why they supported a drug baron so as to lay claim our tribal chief is the president and we can visit him at will....!!

These are the corporate beggers Remi was referring to, always coming for free money...
PoliticsRe: Alex Ekweme Federal University: Can Igbos Take This by Slynation(m): 9:38pm On Jul 13, 2023
Shut up...Igbo language is been treated as a GS course for long now, I know Unizik are studying Igbo as a GS course for year 1 students...

But there is always a section to indicate you are non igbo and there questions are always different from S.E states...very very easy, infact one of my Akwa Ibom comrade made a sharp A both semesters...!!
RomanceRe: What I Discovered About Women After Break-up With My Ex by Slynation(m): 6:40pm On Jul 13, 2023
Lifestone:
I had a boy who was a legislative assistance to the Hon Representative for my constituency, he made and still making serious money to date, infact his life changed as soon as he was appointed. It's because she's a lady that you concluded that she must have sold herself. She may, she may not. Judging with one side story is evil. Untill you hear her side.
Boss... nothing wey anybody wan tell me, there is no senator in this Nigeria that will do anything for free, But did you read the part where he said "she wouldn't allow him to stay or visit?? That alone should tell you what's going on
RomanceRe: What I Discovered About Women After Break-up With My Ex by Slynation(m): 6:19pm On Jul 13, 2023
Depriest2020:
huh
Guy you've lost her to the senator. The person that rented and furnished the room for her warned her not to bring another manchi there.

If am to advise, you don't have to be upset with her, she just upgraded her status. Just see her as a f**k mate and not a girlfriend, as long as you sabi knack her well, she will always come to you for good f**k and to the senator for the money. She can introduce you to the senator as her brother, through the senator you will get better job, meet more senators and more contacts + connections.

If you assure her you won't cause trouble for her and her man-friend, then she would be free to answer her calls in your presence. Am telling you from experience, I got most of my contacts & connection through that way.
Way to go bro...!! But the day they will looseguard and Alhaji finds out...!! cheesy

I should reserve what will happen tho...
RomanceRe: What I Discovered About Women After Break-up With My Ex by Slynation(m): 6:10pm On Jul 13, 2023
Lolachef:
And why do you want to stay in the house?

Do you know if she's doing all that from her thrift contribution?

You don't have money and you are here on nairaland ranting..
So someone cannot stay or visit his GF again...??

Madam, just tell us Alhaji dey around and stop defending nonsense...
RomanceRe: What I Discovered About Women After Break-up With My Ex by Slynation(m): 6:06pm On Jul 13, 2023
Lifestone:
I'm a Nigeria Man too and Married. Anytime my partner is into anything progressive, I get involved without even been invited, I offer advise, share significantly in the advancement and most of the time, they end up thanking and appreciating me for making it happen. But the fact is that I know I have to be part of that success otherwise another person will play my role and I will be left behind. Even if she's going to the wrong direction, I will usually championed her into seeing that the direction she's heading is headless.
The other part is that Men should consistently grow themselves. I am also praying for my daughter to succeed and marry a responsible and successful husband. You can't wish less
So if your should start working for a serving senators and a salary 120K...Less than 2months into the job booOm...A fully rented furnished house just landed, and when you decided to ask, she responded with what the OP said...you will buy her pepper soup to celebrate abi...!!

Anyways, A wiseman once told me "na pikin wey no know e mama boyfriend dey call am uncle"
PoliticsRe: First Lady Remi Tinubu Doles Out N250,000 To Trademore Flood Victims by Slynation(m): 5:54pm On Jul 13, 2023
250K...?? Is it for eba or agbado...??
FamilyRe: My 17 Year Old Niece Is Addicted To Porn - Should I Intervene by Slynation(m): 5:53pm On Jul 13, 2023
questioner:
You echoed my exact view about this.

I just needed the reassurance that I did the right thing
You did everything right apart from letting her to know that you know what she's doing...!!
RomanceRe: Who Wins A Girl's Heart Easily? by Slynation(m): 3:34pm On Jul 13, 2023
That Rich Guy who doesn't give a fvck...!!
PoliticsRe: 12 Million Households To Get ₦‎8,000 For Six Months, Says Tinubu by Slynation(m): 2:54pm On Jul 13, 2023
Like 8K or 80K or 800K or 8m...lemme assume my eye is paining me and move on...!!
Car TalkRe: Tax Removal: Agents Project 15% Rise In Car Import by Slynation(m): 9:49am On Jul 13, 2023
Hmmm....well, there might be decline for importation of products at the short run but at the long run, everything will normalize as people must have adjusted to the current way of life...

Bread increase from 300 to 1000 has become normal...

Dollar rate from 206 to over 500/$ has become normal...

Virtually, everything has increased and has become normal...

People dying in numbers has become normal...

PMS increase from 196 to over 500 will also become normal in few months to come...

The Nigerian government knows this, more reason they will continue scamming millions of citizens into believing in a blind course...
EducationRe: House Of Reps Asks JAMB To Extend Validity Of UTME Results To Three Years by Slynation(m): 9:35am On Jul 13, 2023
Blitzking:
If I have a very good score say 330 I won't bother writing the next jamb..but if I have say 220 and I know am applying for a very competitive course in a first generation federal uni I will surely write another jamb..300+ in my first jamb didn't give me my choice course the next year I got 257 studied medicine in a 1st gen uni
Yea...that's one of the benefits of the potential policy, with your 330, you don't have to take another exams next year if you didn't gain admission...
Car TalkRe: Pictures Of Innoson Manufacturing Plant In Nnewi, Anambra by Slynation(m): 9:32am On Jul 13, 2023
coolcharm:
Omo, let me keep my mouth shut before they crucify me cool

But wait o.... Na macopolo bus Dem dey weld like this? huh
I guess in Germany, Japan, USA China etc, they don't weld, they perform magic to produce the chassis of the vehicle...
PoliticsRe: Sit-at-home: Army Chief Orders Raid On IPOB Hideouts by Slynation(m): 9:16am On Jul 13, 2023
What is so difficult in going after the Simon Ekpa for God sake...!! Even MNK no do reach like this
CrimeRe: 17-Year-Old Girl Lures Man From Lagos To Osun, Robs Him Of N1.5M (Pictures) by Slynation(m): 9:13am On Jul 13, 2023
You've gat over 1.5million and look at the nonsense you came to visit all the way from Lag!!

Some men dey shame me I swear...
EducationRe: House Of Reps Asks JAMB To Extend Validity Of UTME Results To Three Years by Slynation(m): 8:49am On Jul 13, 2023
Blitzking:
Good for high scorers and bad for low scorers who narrowly escaped the ever reducing jamb cut off mark.
200last year has no way of competing with 285 this year in the admission cycle and a 320 would always have an edge..
I think if you understand the process very well...the fact you scored 205 or even 350 doesn't mean you can't take the exams if you wish too...

It's a very welcome development because the more students stay at home, the more they are been affected by brain drain...

My first jamb score then was 285, I applied for FUT Minna as my first choice, but after going there to write my Post UTME examination, I hated everything about the state and school setting, it's been over 12years but bro, till today I didn't know my score in that exam because I didn't even bothered to check the results...

But the most funny thing was that i couldn't attain that score in my next jamb due to work and hustle I embarked on...

So imagine if these policy was in voke then, students can use that one year to hustle hard while they apply for their choice university the next year with same score without thinking of going via the rigorous process of taking another jamb...At it stands now, gaining admission are taking some parents unawares...

I will use my Alma mater (Unizik) as an example. Currently, parents will have to cough out roughly 400K including accomodation immediately there wards are admitted...I think this policy will ease off stress on parents to atleast prepare for what's ahead.

Sorry...for the long epistle

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