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PoliticsRe: Nigeria Army Radioman In The North East (Photos) by smart024(m): 9:41am On Oct 31, 2016
whitebeard:
Why radio..I mean hello..we have phones."21st" century
What you see that guy carrying is a satellite radio that works anywhere with or without phone networks...
Christianity EtcRe: Lady Who Wore Cleavage-Baring Outfit To Church Blasted By Guy (Pics) by smart024(m): 5:46pm On Oct 30, 2016
Is that hand holding the can hers...?
See the obvious sharp contrast from the hand and the other parts of her body o...


shocked shocked
CelebritiesRe: Chidinma Okeke To Receive Divas Award Despite Her Video Scandal by smart024(m): 3:35pm On Oct 30, 2016
More of a mockery now than an award...
CrimeRe: The Secrets Behind Beauty Pageants Uncovered In The ABS Miss Anambra Scandal by smart024(m): 4:33pm On Oct 29, 2016
Arizonaguy:
A significant chunk of blame should be dished out to this agencies who conceal and disguise their motive inorder to lure this first class ladies...i wouldn't blame the victims too much because this was served on a platter of fame and money, which but drives majority of human beings
Do you call people who are comfortably doing their own thing and worse still, not even under the influence of drugs victims...?
What happened to the power of "will"...?
I am not taking sides nor justifying whoever's did, buy the truth is that even if they were coerced into doing it(which was wrong), they still did it willingly(which is still wrong)...
CultureRe: 78-Year-Old Alaafin Of Oyo Enters Boxing Ring For Match - PICS by smart024(m): 12:39pm On Oct 29, 2016
Gbadegesin19:
Who knows that JIBOWU'S song = 1 BLOW SEVEN DIE?


Meanwhile
The weed and alcohol "before n after" doesn't look bad o...
RomanceRe: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by smart024(m): 12:43pm On Oct 28, 2016
[quote author=EmperorLee post=50516559]Okay let's assume say this thing dey work.

If I smoke cigarette or check her through the mirror and decode say she be ghost? Wetin I go kan do? Where I wan run go? Abi no be ghost we call am grin cheesy where I wan hide wey d ghost no go see me grin cheesy



Maybe na Nigerian film ghost nah...
HealthRe: Man's Lips Swollen After MouthAction With A Lady - Facebook User (Photo) by smart024(m): 8:46pm On Oct 24, 2016
The way his lips are, I am sure his d**k too by now would have turned to something else too...
grin grin grin
LiteratureRe: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by smart024(m): 8:03pm On Oct 24, 2016
Bush...

Bush...

Buuush...

How many times I call you...?
What goes around comes around o...
As you no dey forgive so, hmm...
LiteratureRe: The Journal Of A Nymphomaniac by smart024(m): 8:36am On Oct 24, 2016
Twaci:
Kuku kill me! cheesy cheesy

Thanks though.
Abeg make nobody kill #Twaci for us o...
We wan read more steaming stories from her...

cool cool cool
CelebritiesRe: Fans React To Falz And Simi's New Picture. See Comments by smart024(m): 7:38pm On Oct 23, 2016
See this maga...

I say "your father"...
I repeat am "your father"...

grin grin grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Man Kills Wife, Daughter In Abuja Because He Couldn't Feed Them (pics) by smart024(m): 6:54pm On Oct 23, 2016
Devil in a human form...
If I have not been to Okpoma where it is said to be this man's village, then I would have been speaking out of context.
The place is full ov virgin land that if he claims to be a farmer, he will farm there to no end.
Why didn't he send the poor woman and her daughter back home since he could no longer take care of them?
I think this is more of a mental or spiritual case than just ordinary.


May their souls rest in peace.
LiteratureRe: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by smart024(m): 4:12am On Oct 23, 2016
Weldone guy,
This problem you have with forgiveness is also putting you in people's black book o...
LiteratureRe: The Journal Of A Nymphomaniac by smart024(m): 7:50am On Oct 22, 2016
Hi @Twaci...
Splendid work...

Also looking forward to your next work...
I know it will be better because it will start from where this one stopped...

More grease...
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CultureRe: Strange Scenes From Coronation Of Oba In Benin Kingdom. by smart024(m): 6:17pm On Oct 19, 2016
Seems you missed the picture of those old women displaying their fallen walls-of-jerico o...
grin grin grin grin grin


And apart from that, if this much is displayed publicly, then I fear what would have gone down privately o...
cry cry cry cry cry
LiteratureRe: The Journal Of A Nymphomaniac by smart024(m): 2:58pm On Oct 19, 2016
When good people start dying in a story like this, I start perceiving it might end as a dream o...
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CelebritiesRe: Model Aduke Shitta-Bey In Ghana-Must-Go Dress! by smart024(m): 11:38am On Oct 17, 2016
No matter the design and style or even who is wearing it, as far as the material is "ghana-must-go" or "sack", no be me and you o...

At all...
CelebritiesRe: Stephenie Korie Slapped By An Army Officer by smart024(m): 11:13am On Oct 17, 2016
This reminds me of a "bouncer" job that took me to a students program some years back...
Some babes that tagged themselves "high class students" came to the entrance and I was informed not to let them in...

The next thing the leader of the pack did was to tell her friends in Igbo language that she was going to slap me for denying them entry before leaving the place...
Unknown to her, despite the fact that as bouncers, we were codedly communicating in other languages other than Igbo and English, most of us still understood Igbo in phrases, so I was ready to dodge a slap...

Immediately she threw her hand, I dodged and then grabbed the same hand and twisted it...
The next thing was that about 3 or 4 of us started asking them in Igbo that is it that they thought we don't understand them that they planned on slapping one of us...?

For the records: You didn't get a slap because you were a lady or a female.
Rather it came as a result of you were using your feminism as an edge to downgrade someone whom his profession doesn't recognizes gender...
There's nothing these people respect more than POLITENESS and from all indications, you didn't show any sign of it and hence it earned you the slap...

In essence, I want to say that it mostly depends on the action you put up with people of such profession that determines the reaction you get...

Recently on this forum, we read a story of a blogger in PH that did same by wanting to evade a police arrest by thinking he could outrun the police and it earned him a bullet...
Today, he is not even alive to explain what transpired...

My people, make una cool down for these people more especially when their adrenaline level don rise o...
Or you go see wetin you no expect...

Right or wrong, that slap has gone a long way to teach you and many a lesson...
LiteratureRe: The Journal Of A Nymphomaniac by smart024(m): 10:48am On Oct 17, 2016
Weldone dear...
Wishing you more knowledge to write much more...
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CelebritiesRe: Stephenie Korie Slapped By An Army Officer by smart024(m): 6:15am On Oct 17, 2016
There are always 4 sides of story:
-Your version
-My version
-An eye witness' version
-The truth...
LiteratureRe: The Journal Of A Nymphomaniac by smart024(m): 6:09am On Oct 17, 2016
That guy seems to be a good guy. Oma should pls not get him involved or with his naivety about women, he might end up having a wrong impression about them o...
LiteratureRe: The Journal Of A Nymphomaniac by smart024(m): 9:35am On Oct 16, 2016
More fish to your okra @Twaci...
cheesy cheesy cheesy
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PropertiesRe: How Much Will It Cost To Lay The Foundation (only) Of A 3 Bedroom Flat by smart024(m): 8:52am On Oct 16, 2016
The design (which includes finishing, ie: weight of parapet, roofing, lintels, etc), geographical location (swamp, rocky area, mud that swells and crack walls, etc) topology (rainy or sunny regions, etc) and size will determine the quantity and quality (which includes size of blinding, thickness of German floor after DPC etc) of the following
Granite/gravel
Blocks
Cement
Digging
Pegs
Water
Labor
Sand
Rods (in some cases)

Do your cost analysis based on the the quality of the outcome you will want and won't have regrets for...

Anybody calling figures for you here will only but make you go into what you will either end up regretting or maybe have excess...
LiteratureRe: The Journal Of A Nymphomaniac by smart024(m): 7:17am On Oct 15, 2016
Dami...
O Dami...
You wanted it the way your madam used to get it...

O Dami...
Now you have got it...
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LiteratureRe: The Journal Of A Nymphomaniac by smart024(m): 12:31pm On Oct 12, 2016
This is getting more interesting...
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FamilyRe: Woman Electrocuted In Lagos A Month To Her Wedding, Family Blames Fiancé (Photo) by smart024(m): 6:03pm On Oct 05, 2016
henrydadon:
u dont know him..don't call him a cheap ass niggah

he just felt he could fix it himself because of the basic knowledge of electricity he has and to save some money..

they are both at fault here..
Being penny wise will always end us up as pound foolish...
Sometimes its not all about basic knowledge but professional job safety that we pay for...
Knowing the right thing to do is one thing, how to do it right is another...
In trying to save some change, he ended up creating an irreplaceable loss...

This clearly makes him a cheap ass nigger...
How I wish he is even arrested first of all for tempering with power installation to a point of costing body injury and death...
EducationRe: Guy Signs On A Lady's Chest After Her Final Exams Today (Photo) by smart024(m): 5:49pm On Oct 05, 2016
conductor1:
Source: http://www.somtoo.com/2016/10/jeso-see-how-graduate-signed-off-after.html
Signing the pomo he used to chop as her live-in lover...
CelebritiesRe: Daniella Okeke Flaunts Her Camel Toe In Yoga Pants (Photos) by smart024(m): 9:35pm On Oct 04, 2016
Padded abeg...!

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