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PhonesRe: Let's Sign Up For Carlcare App~ by smart024(m): 8:59am On Sep 12, 2016
I bought a phone (itel-1506) while leaving my previous base and only to discover that any picture, video or audio folders I save on it corrupts immediately.

Since I am no longer where I bought it in order to return it, I took it to a carlcare center to see if it can be fixed on warranty.

They collected it and stayed with it for 2weeks but on returning it, it was as if nothing was done to it as the problem was still there.

Now it is really pissing me off as I am not enjoying the phone as I should...

Is there anything that can be done to it in order to solve this problem...?
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by smart024(m): 8:51am On Sep 12, 2016
bdavis:
Have you tried resetting the phone? Sounds like you are the victim of some sort of malware/virus
Yes I have done that...
I once had a chat with someone who guided me through factory reset and I did it...
I did a factory default reset but the issue is still as it is...
TravelRe: My Bad Experience in a Hotel in Benin City (Pictures) by smart024(m): 8:40am On Sep 12, 2016
moscobabs:
The bed,The table and my legs putting on the table while sleeping. there is Raid on top of that bed

cc : justwise

DisGuy

lalasticla

seun
Hmm...

I was once stuck under such a situation in Surulere, Lagos state, Calabar, Cross River state and yet again in Oji, Enugu state.

What I did on both occassions was to pay for a room for 7days straight, stayed back and monitored the cleaning of the room myself and then went and bought a new bedspread, insecticide, canfor for the toilet and an air freshener...

Note that before you leave your room on everyday, strongly instruct whoever is going to clean your room to pls leave your items intact as you kept them...

Na one of my boss way be professional in staying at cheap hotels for official functions give me this expo o...
In his case, he permanently have these BASIC things in his car...


SAVE YOURSELF FROM THE SITUATION FIRST AND THANK ME LATER...
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by smart024(m): 6:54am On Sep 12, 2016
bdavis:
Sorry I've been away for a while, actually got handed a ban for trying to help the lady with the infinix phone out... shocked I no know which rule I break o, all I said was to check her system had right driver for her kind of phone and went on a long winded spree to list procedures for iphone, blackberry and android.

Anyway, back and here to help, so would review some posts, weigh in with my professional opinion, those that have been adequately addressed, I would skip.

Here goes:



Curious: why did you try a wrong charger? What is the error message you are getting? If the laptop still comes on and you are getting the plugged in, not charging, do the following, even if it seems stupid and silly grin

1) remove the battery, run your fingers against a metal object (serious) then run them against the battery contacts on the laptop (not on the battery itself)

2) whilst your laptop is unplugged and the battery out, press and hold down the power button for 20-30 seconds, then replace the battery, power up (don't plug it) once completely booted, plug it and please USE THE RIGHT CHARGER.
Hope this helps.



Does it make noise when connected? Did it experience a fall? If no to both these questions, try connecting it with another USB cable. Hope this helps.



Usually in order to fix screen issues, the WiFi card would have to be removed/disconnected. Kindly affirm that both cables for the wireless card were connected back and in the right and proper order. Also, try searching for an updated driver...right click my computer if using Windows 8 and below, this pc if using Windows 10, click manage, navigate to Device manager, expand your network blah blah blah, right click your wireless connection, click properties and click on update drivers (please note, I might not be using exact phrases here and unfortunately, can't attach pictures...my laptop fell from the stairs and I ended up with a broken screen and a bit of OS corruption which I'm too lazy to fix right now...sorry). Hope this helps.



You've been adequately served.




When you say any picture you save...are you referring to one's copied from a laptop? One's you get from bluetooth or one's taken with the camera?




Connect the hard drive to your laptop externally, then use a cloning software to clone the one presently in the laptop to the 500GB...you can try acronis true image. If you need further help or a key/crack, holla me via ma signature...




Check the device you use for your hotspot and check your hotspot settings, making sure your hotspot is configured to allow all devices to connect. If it is and you still can't connect, right click it on your computer, click forget and then reconnect, it'll ask for password if password protected, enter it. Hope this helps.
I am referring to ALL FOLDER...
PICTURES, VIDEOS AND AUDIO folders taken by camera, recorded, downloaded, received via Bluetooth and/or flashshare...

The only thing that works on my phone right from my memory is my apps...
TravelRe: My Bad Experience in a Hotel in Benin City (Pictures) by smart024(m): 6:36am On Sep 12, 2016
Hmm...

I was once stuck under such a situation in Surulere, Lagos state, Calabar, Cross River state and yet again in Oji, Enugu state.

What I did on both occassions was to pay for a room for 7days straight, stayed back and monitored the cleaning of the room myself and then went and bought a new bedspread, insecticide, canfor for the toilet and an air freshener...

Note that before you leave your room on everyday, strongly instruct whoever is going to clean your room to pls leave your items intact as you kept them...

Na one of my boss way be professional in staying at cheap hotels for official functions give me this expo o...
In his case, he permanently have these BASIC things in his car...


SAVE YOURSELF FROM THE SITUATION FIRST AND THANK ME LATER...
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by smart024(m): 8:21pm On Sep 11, 2016
smart024:
I bought a phone (itel-1506) while leaving my previous base and only to discover that any picture, video or audio folders I save on it corrupts immediately.

Since I am no longer where I bought it in order to return it, I took it to a carlcare center to see if it can be fixed on warranty.

They collected it and stayed with it for 2weeks but on returning it, it was as if nothing was done to it as the problem was still there.

Now it is really pissing me off as I am not enjoying the phone as I should...

Is there anything that can be done to it in order to solve this problem...?
PhonesRe: Android, Anyone? Part II by smart024(m): 2:39am On Sep 11, 2016
I bought a phone (itel-1506) while leaving my previous base and only to discover that any picture, video or audio folders I save on it corrupts immediately.

Since I am no longer where I bought it in order to return it, I took it to a carlcare center to see if it can be fixed on warranty.

They collected it and stayed with it for 2weeks but on returning it, it was as if nothing was done to it as the problem was still there.

Now it is really pissing me off as I am not enjoying the phone as I should...

Is there anything that can be done to it in order to solve this problem...?
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by smart024(m): 2:31am On Sep 11, 2016
I bought a phone (itel-1506) while leaving my previous base and only to discover that any picture, video or audio folders I save on it corrupts immediately.

Since I am no longer where I bought it in order to return it, I took it to a carlcare center to see if it can be fixed on warranty.

They collected it and stayed with it for 2weeks but on returning it, it was as if nothing was done to it as the problem was still there.

Now it is really pissing me off as I am not enjoying the phone as I should...

Is there anything that can be done to it in order to solve this problem...?
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by smart024(m): 6:06pm On Sep 10, 2016
I bought a phone (itel-1506) while leaving my previous base and only to discover that any picture, video or audio folders I save on it corrupts immediately.

Since I am no longer where I bought it in order to return it, I took it to a carlcare center to see if it can be fixed on warranty.

They collected it and stayed with it for 2weeks but on returning it, it was as if nothing was done to it as the problem was still there.

Now it is really pissing me off as I am not enjoying the phone as I should...

Is there anything that can be done to it in order to solve this problem...?
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by smart024(m): 3:00pm On Sep 10, 2016
I bought a new 500gb harddrive to upgrade my laptop which came with a 225gb harddrive...

How do I go about doing it with respect to still maintaining all my files, folders and applications...?

NB: the laptop is a HP 655, its OS is windows 8 and has an AMD processor...
PoliticsRe: Court Martial Demotes Patrick Falola From Major General To Brigadier General by smart024(m): 11:54am On Sep 10, 2016
If for say na Igbo man dem demote so, we for no hear word o...
All of dem for don dey call for agitation for Biafra and preach how dem take hate dem...

And trust me, Fashola go soon begin dey accuse presidency say na dem order for the man demotion because him use umbrella under rain instead of to dey use broom kill mosquitoes for sambisa...

And then even d Hausas go soon shout say dem know say d next person dem go demote go be one of their generals...
CelebritiesRe: Afro Candy Threatens To Release Hardcore Porn Videos (photos And Video) by smart024(m): 4:30pm On Sep 09, 2016
This one mumu no get "part 2" o...

Na who nyash go pain...?
Na your body go hear am nah...

"Its not working out, the bra is not working out", how the bra go workbout when your " walls of Jericho" don completely fall...?
RomanceRe: Guy Kneels To Beg A Girl In Enugu (Video, Photos) by smart024(m): 3:58pm On Sep 09, 2016
HateU2:
I'm married sir
Hmmmmmmm...
I no wan join mouth for una matta, but, but, but...

If my wife gives someone this "I'm married" answer, we will have trust issues o...
(Honestly o...)

So what if you were not married...?
(On a serious note...)

The answer is an outright "NO" because you don't want...
(That is "if you mean it" o...)

That's all...
RomanceRe: Guy Kneels To Beg A Girl In Enugu (Video, Photos) by smart024(m): 9:52am On Sep 09, 2016
Hmm...

This is no where near ordinary o...
It is either the "wash-put" she gave that guy is an overdose...
Or the guy knows that she's an "ogbanje" and his own is spiritually finished...

Just look at the shameless girl's k-leg...
With all that begging and she couldn't "forgive"...?
As if she has never aired and will never air in life...?

If I were her, even if I won't forgive him, I will voice it out to him to avoid that embarrassment for both him and me and then we will go and continue where we stopped in privacy...
EducationRe: WAEC Supervisor Assaults Female Muslim Candidate by smart024(m): 7:23pm On Sep 08, 2016
ALL THESE FOOLS STILL DEY INSULT THEMSELVES HERE...?
MAKE UNA LEAVE THE BATTLE FOR GOD NAH...

ABI UNA gOD NA A DEAD ONE WAY NO FIT FIGHT IM BATTLES AND THATS WHY UNA GET TO FIGHT FOR HIM...?

ALL I KNOW BE SAY RELIGION SAY "FOLLOW WHAT GOD SAYS" AND NOT "FOLLOW WHAT CHURCH OR MASALACHI SAID" O...

SO IF ANYBODY KNOW SAY IM RELIGION NA THE ONE OF PEACE, THEN LET GOD HAVE HIS WAY...
CelebritiesRe: Laura Ikeji Rocks Bra-Like Top, Challenges Her Sister, Linda Ikeji To Do Same by smart024(m): 7:13pm On Sep 08, 2016
Na because her designer pad the something properly come park her "walls of Jericho" way don tumble down way back well well make her dey make noise o...
Christianity EtcRe: Buhari Plans To Install Northerner As C.A.N Leader, Group Alleges by smart024(m): 6:58pm On Sep 08, 2016
Whoever said or wrote this must be high on weed...

Is can an organ of the government...?

One day this same character will wake up and say the presidency wants to remove a pastor and not only ordain but also install him...
Christianity EtcRe: Ejection Drama: Paul Enenche's Family Speaks by smart024(m): 6:53pm On Sep 08, 2016
Hmm...

More is yet to come o...

At first it was the deceased elder sister slapping a Church member for crying at his funeral because she instructed that the family was not morning him therefore, no one should cry during his burial...

Next was his widow saying the said family insisted that she should stay back in the village and traditionally morn him...

Then the next allegation that she was thrown out of the house...

Then this litany of defence...
Christianity EtcRe: Ejection Drama: Paul Enenche's Family Speaks by smart024(m): 4:05pm On Sep 08, 2016
This is surely not the end of this...

I smell a rat when such a religious family starts requesting that not just their wives but the wife to a pastor and a general overseer of a Church to stay back in the village and perform TRADITIONAL RITES not as requested by the biblical doctrines of the Church...

Aside that, if truly they paid his debts in July as they claim, how come they left out the house rent up till the ending of August when the pastor passed away...?

How come they are awaiting the woman to come back to the rented house since they are claiming they have hands off from the man's properties...?

Honestly there's more to this than meet-the-eye o...
Romance31 Thoughts That Go Through Your Head During Really Good Sex by smart024(op): 4:44am On Sep 08, 2016
Even if you've had some lousy sex before, having really good sex can make up for it. Sometimes we're lucky enough to have it with the person we're going to be banging for the rest of our lives, and sometimes it comes only for a single night along with that hottie you met at the bar just a few hours before. But no matter how long we get to enjoy a bit of high-quality fornication, it's always both a physical and mental treat.

Life is too short for bad sex, and yet, so many of us are having it. According to a study by Cosmopolitan, only 25 percent of both men and women report being completely satisfied with their sex lives — a number that is honestly way, way lower than it should be. But even for those of us who have just resigned ourselves to a dismal sex life, there's hope. Whether your partner isn't lasting long enough in the sack or has a penis that is too big for painless screwing, there are plenty of ways to make sexy time your favorite time of the day.

And If you're anything like me, you probably have a crazy train of thoughts running through your head during good sex. Sometimes we're lucky enough to have it with the person we're going to be banging for the rest of our lives, and sometimes it comes only for a single night along with that hottie you met at the bar just a few hours before. But no matter how long we get to enjoy a bit of high-quality fornication, it's always both a physical and mental treat. If any of these thoughts pop into your head while you're hooking up, you're not weird. You're just enjoying one of mankind's greatest pastimes the way it was meant to be enjoyed.

1. The pants are coming off, and it's time to get it on.

2. Those genitals are the greatest genitals I've ever seen. I swear I just saw them sparkle.

3. And to think, they want to smush their sparkly genitals against my slightly less sparkly genitals. Amazing.

4. Is it possible to be electrocuted by someone kissing your neck? Because I think scientists would agree that's what's happening here.

5. Of all the things human beings can do with our hands, this has to be the best one.

6. Seriously, why are we wasting our time learning how to do stupid things like writing in cursive? This is what fingers were created to do.

7. I haven't wanted to put something in my mouth this badly since I saw that Red Lobster commercial, like, two hours ago.

8. Ho-ly smokes. Their private parts are literally like human candy. And I'm not a cannibal. I swear.

9. My turn? Like, me? You want to do that to me? Well, if you insist...

10. Their tongue is basically playing a symphony on my clitoris. Is that "Ode To Joy" I hear?

11. OK but really, do you need me to get you a snorkel? Maybe some scuba gear? It's feeling awfully wet down there.

12. They're about to become the first person ever to drown in vaginal fluid. What an inspiring sacrifice. The world will never forget them or their amazing cunnilingus skills.

13. My biological slip 'n slide is ready for use. Step right up, don't be shy.

14. Is there anything better on this planet than the feeling of another person's body parts sliding into your vagina?

15. It's like a cool drink of water when you're really thirsty. A nap when you're really tired. A dick when you really need some dick.

16. If we'd learned about this type of chemistry in high school, I might have actually paid attention.

17. Kissing while banging while caressing is the best type of multitasking.

18. Why do they even call it the "center of gravity?" It should be called the "OMG-spot"?

19. I don't even know the name for the spot they're hitting now, but I'm not about to stop and Google it.

20. I'm definitely going to Google it later, though.

21. How did they just change positions without slipping out? How?

22. I don't even know what this position is called, but I'm definitely sending it in to one of those checkout aisle girl magazines so they can put it on their next cover.

23. Wait, is this actually happening? Am I about to be part of the mere 25 percent of women who can climax from penetration alone?

24. Of course not. Come on, fingers, let's give that beautiful dick a "hand."

25. I'm sexy and hilarious. No wonder we're having such a good time.

26. Here it is —I'm gonna. . .wait, they're gonna, too?

27. I thought this stuff only happened in erotica and por. . . OH YES! YES! GLORY HALLELUJAH, YES!

28. It's official. When people say that something is, "better than sex," this particular boning is hereby excluded.
29. Unless they had that fro-yo that I got the other day. I don't think anything in the universe was better than that fro-yo.

30. Post-sex cuddles and forehead kisses. Is this real life?

31. I wonder if they'd be up for getting some more of that fro-yo tomorrow afternoon.
PoliticsRe: Flash News- Godsday Orubebe, Others Get N50 Million Bail (PHOTO) by smart024(m): 3:41pm On Sep 07, 2016
wink wink wink

Choi...

So this man knew it was going to go like this and that was why his outburst during the collation and announcement of presidential election results...


cool cool cool cool cool
EducationRe: WAEC Supervisor Assaults Female Muslim Candidate by smart024(m): 3:34pm On Sep 07, 2016
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

SEE AS UNA CARRY DIS ISSUE FOR HEAS LIKE AGEGE BREAD MARKET...

The supervisor don do her own pass...
The girl don cry all day pass...
The girl even no write the exam again pass...
MURIC don demour pass...
WAEC no talk e don pass...

WETIN...?
WETIN... ...?
I SAY WETIN...?

angry angry angry angry angry
EducationRe: WAEC Supervisor Assaults Female Muslim Candidate by smart024(m): 8:51pm On Sep 06, 2016
I stopped reading this trash where muric started pointing their fingers at "CHRISTIAN FANATICS" instead of an individual's act...

But come to think of it, "is the hijab part of that particular school's uniform...?"

There won't be a smoke without a fire o...
Maybe the supervisor saw her hiding some missiles under the hijab...
PoliticsRe: I Fear No Juju - Badaru Abubakar, Chairman APC Pry Election Committee In Ondo by smart024(m): 6:19am On Sep 06, 2016
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Wonderful...

The Guy Don Go Do Am Come Back o...
RomanceRe: Should DNA Testing Be A Must Soon After Birth? by smart024(m): 5:51am On Sep 06, 2016
shocked shocked shocked


That's what I call SERIOUS TRUST ISSUES...
CrimeRe: Benue: Four-year-old Boy Rescued From Kidnappers After 10 Months (PIX) by smart024(m): 4:34pm On Sep 05, 2016
Kai...
What a kind of funny news reportage...
No details at all...
Where in terms of Laval government and state is that location he was found...?
Were arrests made...?
RomanceRe: Plss Who's Bae Or Boo Is Dhis by smart024(m): 12:48am On Sep 05, 2016
I wonder how many wraps of Ghana SK this one smoked before this shoot...
RomanceRe: Come C What A Normal Being Wore In Public All Bcoz Of Fashion. Is She Okay? by smart024(m): 12:25am On Sep 05, 2016
undecided undecided undecided undecided

Seems she's displaying her wares given her line of business...

angry angry angry angry angry
EducationRe: FIDEI Poly Fines Students N32,200 For Damages by smart024(m): 7:00am On Sep 04, 2016
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked


Next time, they will learn how not to use violence to kill a fly sitting on their testicles...
PoliticsRe: I Fear No Juju - Badaru Abubakar, Chairman APC Pry Election Committee In Ondo by smart024(m): 7:52am On Sep 02, 2016
cool cool cool cool cool

Make I go buy popcorn come arrange myself on top seat for season 2 of this series o...
But before you reach Ondo, branch Imo make dem gist you about "the spiritual slap" first o...
I sure say dem go call this season "opening of the Secretariat"...

grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: End Time :See As A Girl Posted Her Nudes For Like On Facebook by smart024(m): 3:43am On Sep 02, 2016
One look at the post and I saw that the person that posted it too LIKED the picture....

So, "What are you now trying to tell us...?
Because I rather see you promoting it...
SportsRe: Arsenal Partners With Star Beer In Nigeria by smart024(m): 2:05pm On Sep 01, 2016
shocked shocked shocked
Just negodu...

undecided undecided undecided
Cup una no gree win, now na with star lager beer una see to sign partnership with...

huh huh huh
Hmmmmmmm... ... ...
Na for palm una go dey drink d beer abi na for plate...?


grin grin grin grin grin

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