₦airaland Forum

hopilo:
DSS block NASS this morning. Are u still calling it fake news?

I retract my statement. I just read everything unfolding including the firing of the DSS boss and the IGP's statement. You are right bro.

Again, a fake news from an unknown blogger.

Poverty na real disease. This one sef get mouth to dey yarn thrash and curse somebody. How mow much be milk? How much be sugar? If na your papa Benz dem steal 24 years ago, na to dey waka around with hammer and matchet dey injure everybody because somebody stole some provision from u 24 years ago. That's how people kill their own careers over silly rants like this.

These are pure illiterates. Where in the world is Ohio, Texas? Aren't those two different states in the US? It's like saying Anambra, Lagos. Does a place like that exist?
Killing someone over 20k. Nonsense.

loydsis:
Kai what a lucky man,God pls let dis kind of babe locate me in Jesus name.

Why are u saying that kind of prayer for yourself? So, anything 'Ikeji' is what you want? Wait till you hear about another 'Monkey Ikeji' and be the first to propose to him or her. Yall just giving attentention to the wrong people. Who the hell are these people in the first place if not for the over-hype they get from yall?

How is it a crime to burn brooms? Is it a crime to burn umbrellas too?

kyaagbanairaland:
The IBO's and Yoruba's and Hausas have succeeded in tarnishing the image of Nigeria to the outside world.
Ibos: Drugs
Yorubas: Yahoo Yahoo
Hausas: Boko Haram, Killer herdsmen, kidnapping etc

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So?

englishmart:
a very long time from now, maybe

Does anyone still really believe in this coming? Many of our great grand parents waited for the coming till they died. Some of us here are grandparents already. Must our grandkids start waiting like our grand parents did?

ednut1:
Was at ikoyi prison in 2014 . Na hell on earth. Over 75 pple for one small room

What was your crime?

Which kain thief be this one? Bible? Imagine this kain thief in same hell fire with someone that a Lamborghini. Isn't that wrong judgment?

You steal a needle, you go to hell, you empty the country's entire treasury, you go to the same hell as the one that only stole a needle. So, what are we talking about? Hell must be fun place by now - that's if it exists.

I don't believe in books brainwashing people like it has been for centuries, yet no one in the world has gone to heaven/hell and return back to earth with video evidence of what's happening there. Abeg, enough brainwashing.

Ijaya123:
For your info, Fayose is still the governor in Ekiti State. So, blame Fayose.

But neck is paining Fayose na. He's in pains. Somebody without working neck cannot observe cows.

xtervaganza:
hahahahahahah you don't have time but you just threw a whole epistle of insults




Oga, take am easy ooo lol

No mind the guy jare, na jeje I siddon, na him come find my trouble.

shevchenko:
You are useless so becausea you are a taxi driver in the US we will not hear word again?

No wonder your wife abandon you
He goat

Not a taxi driver - I have a professional career and I'm ok professionally and financially. I can actually afford to hire you, your mom, your father and may be 5 of your uncles/aunts depending on your various skill/comprehension levels.

No need to be offensive or rude. How did I offend you for you to come up with these rude remarks about me?

+++never mind, I just read ur other message and found out you've been cursing everyone today. May God bless you, but God punish that papa wey born u with that tiny joystick wey him chook your mama till them mistakenly born you. To dem, dem don born child, but na common yeye pickin dem born, which is YOU.

You no dey look face?? Thunder fire both you and your mama eyes. Una dey mad? Haha, see trouble o. Mad woman dey sleep jeje, u dey go pull him breast. Wetin I do u? I sabi you and your miserable family before? Na me say make ur papa be shoe-maker? Na me turn your mama to olosho? Shuo, which kain mad pickin be this one? I sabi you and ur ancestors before? Why u dey yab me for no reason? God punish all of una for una yard and the demon wey dey live for your brain. If demon no dey rotate for your brain, you suppose shine your eye before you attack anybody wey no offend you, goat.
Abeg, I don't have time for people with your type of mentality.
Peace.

@OP, pls say what part of Nigeria you live in. I just want to be sure this story doesn't concern me. I'm a father of two kids and based in the US, currently talking to one chick in Nigeria and planning to bring her over to visit shortly. She never told me about any existing relationship.

You said you slapped a woman 3 times, that's abuse to me. Civilized and mature men don't hit women no matter how mad they make you get.

I last video-chatted with the lady I'm talking about about 3 hours ago, she's light-skinned and I don't see any sign of any abusive man hitting her on her face. Just hoping the girl you've been hittiing is not this one I'm about.

What state in Nigeria are you talking about and at least say the first letter of the girl's name if you don't want to mention her name. Prevention is better than cure on my part.

If you can't adapt to his lifestyle, share his name and phone number here. Several girls will gladly adapt in a heartbeat.

The Bible and the Quoran preach against hating a fellow human. I know I seriously dislike Femi Adesina and that Garba guy, but I don't want to use 'hate'. What other word can I use that is not in these books? I don't don't want to go hell, but I h-te them for their lies to the populace. Political puppets.

yomie040:
I was at the scene, saw the flood carried two taxi cabs. I was shocked with what I witnessed.

Wow. Were u trekking when it happened? Why the flood no carry u too? Are heavier than than these taxi cars u mentioned?
Just curious about how flood will compose whole taxi cabs and free you wey just dey waka or dey on top okada. Your jazz strong my bro. Lol

Askmewhy:
Which state is Abeojuta?

Look in the mirror, it's right there on your forehead.

Pix? We need evidence.

Shouldn't Nigerians have stable electricity first before selling electricity to other countries whose populace enjoy better electricity supply than Nigeria that's supplying them electricity? Misplaced priorities.

Some people work really hard to make their daily livelihood, some are simply paid just to propagate and defend lies.

Not news. It's been like that for decades. This is Nigeria. Get your PVC and vote for the right candidate capable of making the REAL CHANGE Nigeria needs. Enough of recycling these old people.

Who is this one again please?

Why allow underage kids go to pools without proper adult supervision. Even adults drown too, hawk eyes are needed when kids are around pools. Rip to the innocent child.

All I can read here is "my son this", "my son that", aren't u already the problem behind ur sons marriage? Doesn't he have his own voice? Why do u have to participate so deeply in his marital affairs? Focus on your own marriage (if ure married) and let him focus on his. There are marriage counseling opportunities out there both the wife and husband can go to to salvage their marriage, but someone like you will prefer to go with them. Is your son married to you or married to his wife. Slow down woman. Let your son handle his affairs himself, unless you think he's just a doll at his age. No mature human wants an eagle-eyed mother in - law in their lives - that does nothing more than ruin homes and relationships. Focus on ur relationship woman let your son and his wife focus on theirs. He was totally your son before he got married, now he's someone else's husband. That's what's more important because he will eventually be able to call others his sons and daughters. Grow up.

He doesn't need any doctor, take him to a standard strip club, erection will immediately follow him.

Bintabisiriyu:
Yoruba na so dem dey do

So Akwa Ibom is a Yoruba land? Did you go to school at all? Who lent u the phone u typed this with?

mujadeen:
Kafir !!! (Spits)

He shouldn't have saved even one of those dogs

He should have let the brothers do the job properly !!!!

You kafir are a disease to this country !!!!!!!

Kafir must be rooted from their homes and done away with !!!!

Whats a kafir?

OP's message makes perfect sense. At the same time, someone has to play the role of a journalist even if all they have is just their phones. That's how we all got to know of the news. It becomes a problem when everyone is the press and no one plays the role of a rescuer.

What do you expect when everyone is now trying to become a blogger or at least FTC on some Nigerian forums? This is Nigeria