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Politics › Re: Budget: PDP Member Points To Error Made By President Buhari by SmartMugu: 9:49pm On Jan 19, 2016

Calling the president a lunatic isn't really cool. How many lunatics have you seen people vote for? Would you call him a lunatic if you could see him face to face?

krendo:
the President should submit NEPA bill as budget

even that is acceptable for his zombies

I am sorry for Nigeria really.

No thoroughness in anything. [b]Buhari is one careless lunatic [/b]who should not even be running a Local Government

Only God knows why Nigerians think this man is qualified to be our President. 2019 is around the corner. I hope people learn.

Celebrities › Re: Two Ladies Fight Over Kcee's 'Gay' Outfit [PICS] by SmartMugu: 1:33pm On Jan 19, 2016

One of the wants the other to change her 'waldrope', and mentioned that word more than 10 times. Is 'waldrope' same as 'wardrobe'?

Romance › Re: Russian Scientist Turns Black People Into Whites (pics) by SmartMugu: 1:13pm On Jan 19, 2016

Nice to know. Now let's watch them turn a white person to a black person.

Politics › Re: Olisa Metuh Arrives Court In Handcuffs (Photos) by SmartMugu: 12:58pm On Jan 19, 2016

Whats the point in putting him in handcuffs? This man is a known public figure, are there beliefs he will try to run away?
I guess the intention is to publicly embarrass him.

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Politics › Re: what you weren't told about Aba protest today. many dead, 30 injured by SmartMugu: 5:55am On Jan 19, 2016

onomeasike:
Which one is'cultivated' again?Is it by force to use big words that you don't know their meaning?

Don't mind him, he's trying to make one point with three synonyms.

Politics › Re: Group Defends Minister For Turning DSS Official Into Shoe Shiner by SmartMugu: 9:45pm On Jan 18, 2016

Tinubutoto:
what are u saying in d essence, was it a good conduct for an sss to be cleaning shoes in public?
do u know d meaning of Dss and their functions?
I see why we are where we are as Nigerians.

Even if the DSS official has to be remanded, it definitely doesn't have to be there in public. Who knows if he was remanded afterwards? All we saw was the video from the public gathering.

Politics › Re: Group Defends Minister For Turning DSS Official Into Shoe Shiner by SmartMugu: 7:47pm On Jan 18, 2016

To everyone condemning the DSS official, if you were sitting at a public gathering and someone offers to clean your shoes without you asking,
1. Would you just let them do it quietly or
2. Attract more media attention by yelling at them or kicking them?
I know for sure most people would let them just do it quietly but come here to condemn others.

Food › Re: Free School Meal By Countries Including Nigeria by SmartMugu: 7:40pm On Jan 18, 2016

I disagree. These are not meals for pupils. How come the pictures were taken on the same table and in similar dishes for all the countries except the first two? They are pix from a restaurant somewhere.

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Romance › Re: Seriously, Can God Answer This Kind Of Prayers? See For Yourself by SmartMugu: 9:21am On Jan 17, 2016

exlink10:
I hear people say that even armed rubbers pray before they embark on rubbery operation. Can God really answer those kind of prayers even like the once "calls girls" do pray?

See more at http://www.exlinklodge.com/2015/01/can-god-answer-this-prayers-see-fro.html

cc lalasticlala

Robber?

Romance › Re: OMG - The World’s Fattest Woman Determines To Slims Down For Her Wedding - Pics by SmartMugu: 8:15am On Jan 17, 2016

What she needs is surgery. No amount of exercise will make her slim one bit, and she could get hurt in the process.

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Romance › Re: Picture: If He Becomes This Broken, Will You Still Love Him? by SmartMugu: 8:12am On Jan 17, 2016

SINNZ:
I won't be surprised if that guy is one of these nairaland e-warriors

I agree. He's probably posting something on NL on his phone as seen in the pix.
He needs to sell the other phone on the floor he's not using, paint his walls, clean his floor, get a bedsheet and wash his feet. I wonder how much bugs he got in that bed, he may need a fundraiser for a new one.

Nairaland General › Re: PLS Who Is Lalasticlala. I Need To See Him/her by SmartMugu: 8:05am On Jan 17, 2016

lafex:
me too is always wondering why ppl always shout lalasticiala while I have not seen his comment before. Or is nairaland using ghost as moderator?

I don't think that's a person. I think it's a bot that pushes topics to FP when that called in a post. It must be some type of computer program, if not why doesn't he or she talk or post?

Celebrities › Re: Photos From Don Jazzy's Mavin Dinner Night by SmartMugu: 8:00am On Jan 17, 2016

Pix #7 though, that neck is looooong.

Romance › Re: My Village Chief Told Me I Look Like Chris Brown(pics) by SmartMugu: 7:57am On Jan 17, 2016

killerman47:
Thanks Ma; I appreciate; U d only 1 dat said the truth.

You appreciate? Must you hope to look like Chris Brown? How about praying and working towards what will make people hope to be like you?

Politics › Re: EFCC Seals Mega Building At Wuse 2, Abuja (pictures) by SmartMugu: 7:45am On Jan 17, 2016

I will be convinced EFCC is working when they arrest Tompolo in the creeks.

Politics › Re: BREAKING News: Chevron, Oil Companies Shutdown As Militants Intensify Bombing by SmartMugu: 8:00pm On Jan 16, 2016

missKiffy:
What does this people want sef I know some people will be happy

Events › Re: Five People That Can Ruin Your Wedding Ceremony by SmartMugu: 6:09pm On Jan 16, 2016

Photographer, taking everybody's picture but the bride and groom's.

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Politics › Re: I Didn’t Blow Up Pipeline – Tompolo by SmartMugu: 8:18am On Jan 16, 2016

Celebrities › Re: Photo: Wizkid And Dammy Krane Reconcile by SmartMugu: 3:47am On Jan 16, 2016

And who is that person in the middle? Another Dangote?
I have no idea why people care about these kids. I think I heard of Wiz Kid before, Dammy Kane I never heard of, I can ask my 8 year old kid who the hell he is, but whats the purpose?
Abeg next topic.

Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan In Fresh Trouble Over N35.55billion Fund by SmartMugu: 11:17am On Jan 14, 2016

captainflash:
Hmmm, not 5, not 10, not 15, nor 20, but a whole 35.55 billion, Issokay, and yet the aviation sector is still poor.

GEJ ehen, you wicked!

Yup. That amount is a lot more than I have saved up.

Politics › Re: Alex Badeh House In Abuja Seized By The EFCC - Pictured by SmartMugu: 10:29am On Jan 14, 2016*

AtlanticBreeze:
people like you are the reason why Nigeria will continue to be backward. it's the executive and efcc that is not corrupt. We should suspend our constitution for an illiterate buhari to make you Trolls happy? rubbish

Common sense is either free or cheaper than a university degree, yet most people don't have it and are quick to call those that have it "illiterate".

Understanding what's going on here only requires common sense, not your university degree.

Most of these thieves have historically hidden behind the messed up judiciary system, pleading not guilty to their glaring theft. Did Dasuki, Dokpesi, Akpobolokemi etc plead guilty even after all these revelations? Their espectations would naturally be for them to be released and the case dragged for another 20 or more years as usual.

The Judiciary needs reform, and I think that's why judges just got shuffled to various states.
Corrupt folks don't have to hide behind our broken judicial system. Afterwards, prosecuting other corrupt folks from different other areas you mentioned would be easier.

Buhari may not have a university degree, but he sure has common sense not as daft as "literate" people like you say. His common sense may actually beat people like you, the "literate"ones in almost everything.

Better still, he sure has learned advisers whose strategies may not please people like you at the moment. All people like you need is just some patience to watch things unfold. Hang in there our "literate" brother, you'll smile Mugu told you this afterwards.

~Mugu

Politics › Re: Alex Badeh House In Abuja Seized By The EFCC - Pictured by SmartMugu: 7:18am On Jan 14, 2016

AtlanticBreeze:
EFCC has now officially usurped the role of the Judiciary in Nigeria

Yup.
Since our judiciary is so corrupt, traditional democracy will not work here in Nigeria. After a few years, may be.

Family › Re: Why This Oyinbo Married A Nigerian Lady by SmartMugu: 7:08am On Jan 14, 2016

McSquishi:
I feel sorry for the ppl with low self esteem who feel like this doesn't seem like something a White man would write, lol. White men wouldn't praise their Nigerian wives? Sad way of thinking...

I think the only reason everyone is reading this is because the white man married a Nigerian woman. What people needs to know is that there are desperate white men who don't have anything at all but their skin color. With their skin color. Who knows if the Nigerian girl in question has a job and the 'white man' in question is just one of the homeless white men we see all over the place in foreign lands? What if she just needed a man in her life or papers too.

The man is already counting his blessings, he can travel to Nigeria if he wants - a feat for several foreigners, many of them don't even have passports and haven't travelled out of the confines of their states or countries. Many white people even think Africa is a country and all they know about it is what they see on TV, their documentaries only show them bushmen in some parts of Africa we also only see on TV.

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Health › Re: Woman Gives Birth To Triplets At IDP Camp In Maiduguri by SmartMugu: 11:26am On Jan 13, 2016

Let's hope none of them resembles Shekau.

Politics › Re: Chief Judge Bars Magistrates From Granting Remand Orders To EFCC by SmartMugu: 9:58am On Jan 13, 2016

ShowYourCertificate:
Yes! Including Dasuki until the court pronounces him guilty. Isa Jafaru already admitted guilt by refunding parts of the money.

Refunding parts of the money does not make him guilty. He can still plead not guilty in court like the rest of them have been doing.

Properties › Re: Eko Atlantic: Champagne Pearl Tower - 30 Floors & Black Pearl Tower by SmartMugu: 9:29am On Jan 13, 2016

mayorkyzo:
There's something lagos state govt does that the federal govt needs to copy from them,they are experts at attracting investors..others states also need to learn from them...If na south south here now only the money community chairman go ask for their hand would drive them away..we should learn to welcome investment and development and not task the investor with unnecessary levy..

I agree other states need to learn from this.
A state governor recently spent millions on a Christmas tree, and I wonder what good the tree is to the state now that xmas is over. Investing that amount on a project like this would definitely have created jobs and more income for the state.

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Politics › Re: Senate Clears Air On Alleged ‘missing 2016 Budget-channels Television by SmartMugu: 8:37am On Jan 13, 2016

TonyeBarcanista:
The budget is a piece of document that can be printed and reprinted at any time.

That's is the available soft copy is not only on a missing diskette or flashdrive. I heard the soft copy was missing too.

Politics › Re: N13 Billion Fraud: Court Orders Immediate Arrest Of Niger Delta Militant Tompolo by SmartMugu: 8:33am On Jan 13, 2016

Urine:
So he will kill them and still be a free man?

Do militants care about being free?

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Politics › Re: Reason Saraki Visited President Buhari Yesterday - Senate by SmartMugu: 8:28am On Jan 13, 2016

If it's not missing, show us pictures of pages 7, 19 and 425 as proof.
These old men are still looking for the missing budget. grin

They overslept or overtalked in the house and forgot the budget on the table Buhari dropped it and went home for the day.
Who dem wan deceive?

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Politics › Re: N13 Billion Fraud: Court Orders Immediate Arrest Of Niger Delta Militant Tompolo by SmartMugu: 1:05am On Jan 13, 2016

I hope EFCC operatives make it out of the creeks alive.

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Celebrities › Re: Actress Eniola Badmus Has Really Lost Weight!(photos) by SmartMugu: 11:55pm On Jan 12, 2016

whirlwind7:
I'm yet to see any human being this sort of nose septum ring look half presentable on.

These rings are usually worn on cows or bulls for certain reasons. Whoever told women that it would look good on them was very mischievous.

For this fat lady, she more than ever, looks like a cow. It's such an eyesore.

I saw a guy with this senseless nose-ring on today and didn't know what to think. People do need mirrors.

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