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Crime › Re: Uche Igwe Docked For Sharing Chrisland Students' Sex Video On Twitter by SmartyPants(m): 7:59am On May 10, 2022
Blablamalala:
If the case is prosecuted diligently what will happen to Twitters? Do you have any idea? What most of you don't understand when it comes to court cases is that it is probably analysed base on the context and not just content. IGNORANCE IS BLISS grin
SmartyPants

Smartypants modified: how is it child pornography to even start with. Do you know what pornography means? Does the scenario surrounding the distribution of that sextape have any motivation of it being labelled as a porn? What was the motive and intended Ty ion of those little kids when filming to make pornography?
Lol.

S 23(4) Cybercrime Act

4) For the purpose of subsection (1) above, the term “child pornography” shall include pornographic material that visually depicts- (a) a minor engaged in sexually explicit conduct; (b) a person appearing to be a minor engaged in sexually explicit conduct; and (c) realistic images representing a minor engaged in sexually explicit conduct.

I don't know why i bother with some of you.
Politics › Re: Full List Of 24 Convicts, 86 Ex-Convicts FG Pardoned Besides Dariye, Nyame by SmartyPants(m): 7:43am On May 10, 2022
Mirabella01:
I may not like Mr President's style of governance but he has the right to pardon anyone.
Who said he doesnt have the right? We are questioning the morality of how the right has been used.
Crime › Re: Uche Igwe Docked For Sharing Chrisland Students' Sex Video On Twitter by SmartyPants(m): 7:39am On May 10, 2022
Blablamalala:
IGNORANCE IS BLISS ONCE AGAIN ... cheers.
And you're definitely the ignorant one.
Crime › Re: Uche Igwe Docked For Sharing Chrisland Students' Sex Video On Twitter by SmartyPants(m): 7:37am On May 10, 2022
9jaRealist:
EXCELLENT NEWS!

But I don’t really understand the reported charges…
He should be charged with publication and distribution of CHILD PORNOGRAPHY!

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Given the fact that he was only one of several thousand who committed the offence, prosecutorial discretion has been applied in choosing a lesser charge.

Its just a warning.
Crime › Re: Uche Igwe Docked For Sharing Chrisland Students' Sex Video On Twitter by SmartyPants(m): 7:34am On May 10, 2022
Blablamalala:
If the case is prosecuted diligently what will happen to Twitters? Do you have any idea? What most of you don't understand when it comes to court cases is that it is probably analysed base on the context and not just content. IGNORANCE IS BLISS grin
SmartyPants
You're definitely the ignorant one here. It doesnt matter if everyone else did it too. The Court is concerned with the particular case before it. It may then only be within the discretion of the judge to temper justice with mercy by considering extenuating factors. If the case is prosecuted dilligently that man will go to prison for a very long time.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ben Wallace: Russia Running Out Of Weapons, Can Be Defeated By Ukraine by SmartyPants(m): 11:10pm On May 09, 2022
Kastonkastroll:
How can Russia ever run out of weapons? A country that sells numerous weapons to other nations huh Like I said in the beginning of this unnecessary conflict in Ukraine, lies and propaganda can never win you war.

After all is said and done; Ukraine and Ukrainians will be the number one losers in the conflict...
Try to read with understanding. He didn't say Russia will run out of all weapons. He said they would run out of a type of complex weapon whose production process takes a while, and for which certain materials must be imported from the west.

No nation makes all the components for all its weapons by itself. Thats the point of a global economy.
Crime › Re: Uche Igwe Docked For Sharing Chrisland Students' Sex Video On Twitter by SmartyPants(m): 10:22pm On May 09, 2022
cococandy:
He thinks he’s done something with that comment. Lol embarrassing
Quite so!
Crime › Re: Uche Igwe Docked For Sharing Chrisland Students' Sex Video On Twitter by SmartyPants(m): 9:45pm On May 09, 2022
hardon1:
That arrest is just for the news, the case cannot be won
Enlighten me.
Crime › Re: Uche Igwe Docked For Sharing Chrisland Students' Sex Video On Twitter by SmartyPants(m): 9:25pm On May 09, 2022
hardon1:
I have shared it over and over... And no one has arrested me... I am waiting grin grin grin grin
You're not relevant. That's the truth.

But keep it up and eventually, you will find the thing you are looking for.
Crime › Re: Uche Igwe Docked For Sharing Chrisland Students' Sex Video On Twitter by SmartyPants(m): 9:24pm On May 09, 2022
delpee:
The problem is that most people commenting know little or nothing about the Child Rights Act, privacy and cybercrime laws.

Many people will learn great lessons if the case is prosecuted diligently.
Oh yes.

But I see they have no intention of bringing the full weight of the law to bear against him. Which is somewhat fair since he wasn't the only one - maybe others will sit up from here on.
Crime › Re: Uche Igwe Docked For Sharing Chrisland Students' Sex Video On Twitter by SmartyPants(m): 9:04pm On May 09, 2022
Blablamalala:
All he needs is a good lawyer shekainan. No biggie. Na on top dey girl mama foolishness e go still end.
enlighten me sir, what will the good lawyer argue?
Sports › Re: Sunday Oliseh Slams Klopp: I’m Disappointed In You, Always Respect Your Opponent by SmartyPants(m): 8:42am On May 09, 2022
bjayx:
So... Wetin con concern oliseh for the matter?
he is a human being entitled to comment on football like anyone else. Isn't he?
Politics › Re: NNPC Releases Statement On Fuel Queues In Abuja by SmartyPants(m): 7:44am On May 09, 2022
Pele10:
I don't belive you sir, we are nigerians, we can clearly read the signs when thing are going wrong, allow us buy paniclly, don't act as if you care.
But do you know the that the panic buying is what will actually cause the scarcity finally?
Family › Re: When Your Salary Is 40k And Your 17 Year-old Daughter Is Using Iphone 12 by SmartyPants(m): 9:37pm On May 08, 2022
Mooh247:
What nonsense did I support?!

That a graphics designer can't make 350k a month

Or UX/UI designer, Affiliate marketers , dropshippers or crypto traders don't make that much

All money maker automatically are criminals right?! And olosho right

Everyone to you must go to University and get a civil service job to earn 60,000 and 40,000 like their parents
You're definitely off topic because the OP hasnt castigated wealth. Rather he castigated parents who do not investigate their kids sources of income espdcially when such kid has no known occupation.

Why distract readers with your totally unrelatedd rant?
Romance › Re: Guys, What Type Of woman Do You wish for and the type you intensely dislike? by SmartyPants(m): 9:30pm On May 08, 2022
Sweetplum:
What kind of man are you?
If you are good you deserve goodness. If you are bad, you deserve every sour orange on this planet. No be curse. It's a life of give n take.
So women in abusive relationships deserved it? Apply your heart to wisdom.
Christianity Etc › Re: 4 Major Things Ruining Young People Today by SmartyPants(m): 6:08pm On May 08, 2022
judedwriter:
Demons crave human sperm.

When you masturbate you are indirectly or directly satisfying sexual demons.

Those naked women you see in your dreams, they are actually demons. They need your sperm to be empowered.
I said how? You are simply restating the initial claim

Explain how it happens that when you strke your penis you are having sex with demons, and support with evidence.
Properties › Re: Dangers Of Living In A Shared Flat by SmartyPants(m): 1:08pm On May 08, 2022
iamauxin:
I'm a lawyer and as far as I'm concerned your fiance is a squatter in that premises. Because the apartment was 'sublet' to him by another tenant and not the landlord.

IN the event there's any issue arising from your stay there or the usage of the common place it will be resolved against you.
Is there a law that a leasee cannot sublet their property? For all intents and purposes as long as the sublease does not violate any conditions of the main lease and expires before the term of the main lease, there is no issue.
Christianity Etc › Re: 4 Major Things Ruining Young People Today by SmartyPants(m): 11:00am On May 08, 2022
jesusjnr2020:
Really? shocked

Well feel free to keep having sexual intercourse with demons in the name of masturbating, then.
Very interested in learning how masturbation is having intercourse with demons. Very very interested.
Crime › Re: Corporal Matthew Isaac Arrested For Dancing & Singing To Cult Song In Ebonyi by SmartyPants(m): 5:26pm On May 07, 2022
So scary the kind of fellows who are handed guns amd a uniform in Nigeria.

Not that its not bad enough that he is a foolish cultist criminal, not that it is not ridiculous and foolish enough video yourself doing somethng unlawful, but you have to ask, how immature mist one be to feel the need to hop on this tik tok trend of meanigless videos?

Even if what he was doing was harmless, what is the need for such attention seeking?

At what age?
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Wants Part Of My Allowee by SmartyPants(m): 4:33pm On May 07, 2022
Ezendimmuo:
Good day guys...
I am a Corper serving in Rivers state...
My girlfriend has been asking me when we would get paid as of last month...
Well
We got paid on Thursday..
She was asking me when I was going to give her her share...
Mind you..
This Rivers state government doesn't pay corpers..
Even my PPA doesn't pay...
I have to manage 33k in a strange land...which I why I actually ventured into side hustles...
Just this week alone...
I have sent her like 3k...
She became upset when I told her we'll discuss how much I'd give her later...
She said she didn't wanna talk tor and started giving me cold answers...
I respectfully hung up..

Am I selfishhuh
When you hired her service as a girlfriend how much did you stipulate in the contract offer?

Pay her that exact amount.

There is a brand of greed and stupidity I have never seen in females anywhere other than Nigeria.

Of course, not all.
Travel › Re: UK Visa Exempts Nigerian Graduates by SmartyPants(m): 2:39pm On May 07, 2022
manikspears:
Can you see why UK exempted Nigerian graduates ?
They didnt exempt Nigerian graduates. The right word is exclude.
Travel › Re: UK Visa Exempts Nigerian Graduates by SmartyPants(m): 2:38pm On May 07, 2022
Pimine:
Aswearugaaad

If they knew the meaning of 'exempt' they wouldn't have to read the entire article to know that this is nothing to celebrate.
Actually exempt is meant to be used positively. It is the writer who erred by using that word.
Business › Re: CBN Warns Nigerian Banks Concerning Transactions Regarding Benin Republic by SmartyPants(m): 8:15am On May 07, 2022
Murio001:
Reread the write up, hopefully you'd understand.
Drug trafficking transit was mentioned meaning its a preferred route to smuggle drugs into the country.
You have extremely poor comprehension. This is what the article is saying:

Benin is a drug transit hub, globally[i][/i] therefore a lot of drug money flows out of Benin into countries like Nigeria.

Therefore Nigerians banks are warned to scrutinize these transactions.

Even if you dont understand the drugs and money laundering connection, cant basic sense tell you that banks dont monitor borders??
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is This A Marketing Role? by SmartyPants(m): 1:18pm On May 06, 2022
Ibideji:
Sales executive..... Should be head of marketing unit.
Sales executive is an ordinary salesperson
Business › Re: CBN Warns Nigerian Banks Concerning Transactions Regarding Benin Republic by SmartyPants(m): 9:47am On May 06, 2022
inoki247:
He be like say diz CBN people are on drugs...


Can you send money out of the country....


CBN policy doesn't allow someone to send out money to other country you can only receive so what transaction are dey talking about....
The warning is to prevent Nigerian banks from being used as a conduit for money laundering from - not to - Benin.

And of course, you can send money to other countries.
Business › Re: CBN Warns Nigerian Banks Concerning Transactions Regarding Benin Republic by SmartyPants(m): 9:45am On May 06, 2022
Murio001:
This government never ceases to surprise me. Its not the role of the Beninise to protect your borders for you.
Which borders? Bank transaction sir...that is, wire transfer. I.e money laundering!
Family › Re: My Dad Almost Killed Me Today! by SmartyPants(m):
27 is almost 30 sir. What are you doing in your father's house??

No matter the cost, leave immediately. If you have to carry blocks, carry blocks but your growth is being stunted.

At 27 you're still begging your dad for your own phone? You're old enough to have kids of your own sir.

Please find some courage and start life on your own.
Education › Re: Post Your Alma Mater And The Course You Studied by SmartyPants(m): 4:42pm On May 05, 2022
GboyegaD:
The Federal Polytechnic, Ede - Statistics;
Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile Ife - Economics;
University of North Texas, Denton, TX - Economics;
Michigan State University, East Lansing, MI - Business Analytics;
University of Calgary, Calgary, AB - Economics.
Maximum respect
Sports › Re: The African Curse Preventing Guardiola From Winning The Champions League by SmartyPants(m): 12:23pm On May 05, 2022
blueAgent:
Story keep deceiving yourself.

From quadruple to only Caraboo cup.
Watch it.
I'm a man utd fan so couldnt really care either way. Just facts
Sports › Re: The African Curse Preventing Guardiola From Winning The Champions League by SmartyPants(m): 11:32am On May 05, 2022
dawnomike:
He does not like influential players in any new club he joins... Eto, Ibra, Yaya.... The list goes on!!! He even nearly sent Aguero away from man city
But he liked Messi and Xavi? Who has been more influential than those two?
Sports › Re: The African Curse Preventing Guardiola From Winning The Champions League by SmartyPants(m): 11:31am On May 05, 2022
DoveXlover:
Now that they are out of the champions league, that's impossible.
Liverpool are even in danger of losing both the champions league and the league.
The pressure on them is now very high.
Wrong.

The pressure is less on Liverpool because they know they can slip up in one and still have a chance in the other. The only danger is not taking one as seriously as the other which won't happen at this late stage.

Secondly, there is a psychological boost Liverpool gets from making the final whereas Man City are in danger of a loss of confidence or morale.

Normally, the only time competing in both the CL and PL is dangerous is when there are plenty games to play and you dont have a big squad. Players will get tired or injured. But with only one more CL game to go, there's no issue.
Family › Re: Her Husband Wants A Separate Room by SmartyPants(m): 11:20am On May 05, 2022
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
What is wrong here...
People be making moutain out of a gadamnnn mohill


It is normal for the man to have his own room na....and the woman should have her own room also

It doesn't mean anything....she can at times sleep in her husbands room....infact during coitus...na the husband room the sex go for play na..
Same thing happened to my elder sister....her husband got his own room and my sister have her own room...but you know the funny thing now...my sister have access and play in her her husband's room anyday anytime twice on her ovulation period...

If I finally decide to marry.....I will have my own room. My wife got her own room..the kids have their own separate room...and then there will also be a visitors or guest room....with each room having their own toilets and bathroom but with a general or shared kitchen
Quite weird you knowing this about your sister.

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