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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Odion Ighalo Offered £400k-a-week Deal By Shanghai Shenhua by SmartyPants(m): 2:43pm On Mar 26, 2020
stonegarden:
If this guy for remain for Nigeria he would have been a driver or okada man
Are people not playing football in Nigeria?
Health › Re: Dangote, Access Bank To Provide 1000-Bed Facility To Combact Coronavirus by SmartyPants(m): 2:41pm On Mar 26, 2020
noeloge82:
Its good people are willing to support d fight but I think immediate measures could have been better like medical needs hand sanitizers e.t.c cos when this is done within weeks as said we hope medical solution will be out soon so what happens to this provisions
Can be applied to other situations. Nigeria is currently battling a lassa fever outbreak. And we must not always think only of the here and now. Do you know what infectious disease outbreak may occur in months from now?
Romance › Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by SmartyPants(m): 11:37pm On Mar 25, 2020
ignis:
Did I say he did?
You strongly implied it and built a whole castle on top of it.
Romance › Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by SmartyPants(m): 8:55pm On Mar 25, 2020
ignis:
Black man black brain. This kind of news can only be heard in Africa.

The whites will be laughing at us now.

The prices of intimacy gadgets and Love Machine will be on the rise.
He clearly never banned sex.
Politics › Re: Buhari Self-isolates After Showing Signs Of COVID-19 Despite Testing Negative. by SmartyPants(m): 10:54am On Mar 25, 2020
Commentor:
He tested negative but he coughs therefore he's showing signs.

Knobheads.
You don't seem informed. Preliminary tests are not conclusive. Besides, they are just reporting on the facts, which are that those in and around the presidency are concerned. Are you calling them knobheads too?
Celebrities › Re: Coronavirus: Sabrina Dhowre Elba Tests Positive After Being With Idris Elba by SmartyPants(m): 10:20pm On Mar 22, 2020
noblealuu:
Though some may see this as a loving caring virtuous woman, to be discreet, I see this as folly on both spouses.

If I were in the shoes of Idris, I wouldn't even allow wify come closer. We both cannot be down with shit.
It was always likely that if he had it she would have it too. Better for them to quarantine together than risk her going out and spreading it.
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Lagos State Goverment Disrupts Party, Seals Event Centers by SmartyPants(m): 10:50am On Mar 22, 2020
Runaway:
In society where things work, the person would be made to understand the reason(s) for the action. If possible paid part or all of the money spent.....
So the public proclamation was not enough notice?
Crime › Re: Abuja University Students Caught Behind Gwako Mountains, Claim They Are Cultists by SmartyPants(m): 1:44pm On Mar 21, 2020
Fasindo:
shocked















They should free them.

Where the caught with any kidnapped person, if the answer is no y beating them?

If they ar cultist they should free them cos some cult group ar well registered nd have legal backing like NBM.


The boys should charge both the villagers nd SARS to Court. They will easily win the case.
The way you people reason. Some groups are registered and have legal backing so all other groups who are not registered and have no legal backing should benefit from the benefit of the doubt too? Don't you think there is a reason why those that registered went ahead to register, and those that didn't, did not?

I laugh at your willful ignorance. Try and go to court over this issue, let me see how you escape.
Celebrities › Re: Kenny Rogers Dies At 81 (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 1:09pm On Mar 21, 2020
ah...the gambler finally broke even.
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Court Rejects Total Border Shutdown Request by SmartyPants(m): 8:28pm On Mar 20, 2020
FrLukas:
The Judiciary can't force the Executive to make decisions on how to run the affairs of the country that pertains to the powers of the executive, unless those decisions are illegal, I think... I stand to be corrected.
Correct. There is a clear distinction between policy and law.
Health › Re: Oreoluwa Finnih: Patients With Chloroquine Poisoning Now Being Admitted In Lagos by SmartyPants(m): 8:12pm On Mar 20, 2020
Alimzy20:
but it has not been confirmed yet..if it was buhari that announced it not even a single nigerian would beleive it..now dem don go dey buy wetin go kill them ..smh v
And Trump never asked anybody to go and take chloroquine. He said clearly that it was promising and in clinical trials and would be available soon. Importantly, no one was asked to go and take chloroquine on their own!
Education › Re: Will I Get Medicine & Surgery In EKSU With 284 As JAMB Score? by SmartyPants(m): 5:10pm On Mar 20, 2020
MZrapper:
I didn't insult your mum and will never come that low.
I only made a point and it's not even insulting.
I wrote jamb over two decades ago, you haven't been birthed by then and obviously your mom wasn't even married then.
It's not surprising if an asinine twit won't get my point.
Common sense is a very expensive commodity.
If you are this old then you need to be scolded madam. He came here seeking counsel and you attacked him to score points. Why was that necessary?
Health › Re: Coronavirus: 4 New Cases In Lagos, Nigeria Confirmed By State Ministry Of Health by SmartyPants(m): 9:35am On Mar 20, 2020
seunlayi:
they don't buy they all have agents working for them if you don't know
Okay so you expect that someone sent here to influence politics will report back t9 inform their superiors about your posts?
Health › Re: Coronavirus: 4 New Cases In Lagos, Nigeria Confirmed By State Ministry Of Health by SmartyPants(m): 9:08am On Mar 20, 2020
seunlayi:
For 2 weeks now, I have been making calls in all my post here on the need to check our entry point with a total restriction and compulsory quarantine of incoming travellers so that we just continue battling with the Italian index until the virus wave die down , I even created a topic for it but our deaf leaders won't care because they just wanted to create a new means of looting our money. Now, it is happening, wait and see the way this thing will mutiply within a short time. Thank God, most youths will survive it and I m sure most of this politicians won't survive it. God must punish them all

Let us be strong and follow the laid down instructions. We shall overcome it and if you don't have a forgiven spirit, look for a way to pour your convid19 infected bathing water on them or their properties.....
So you feel like Nigerian leaders come to nairaland to check your posts?
Health › Re: Coronavirus: How The Suspected Patient In Enugu ‘Died’ — Igbere TV by SmartyPants(m): 4:58pm On Mar 18, 2020
“It is disheartening that when we expected her and other family members of the woman, to show gratitude to the state government and the medical personnel for accepting to treat their rejected mother, under such intense panic and anxiety over the suspected spread of the deadly COVID-19 in the state, it was not forthcoming

A state where one is expected to show gratitude for even being accepted for treatment at a government hospital?
Christianity Etc › Re: Coronavirus: Pastor Adeboye Prays, Advises Nigerians by SmartyPants(m): 10:37am On Mar 18, 2020
maynation:
We all are Christians but you don't just foolishly pray over something that requires you to use your IQ.
Your brain isn't just for decoration, there is a reason God gave you. Scientists are doing everything to come up with Vaccines and our Nigerian GOs are in their closets claiming to pray.
Take your prayers to where the patients are quarantined and we will take you seriously.
Is it that you didn't see this part:

Remember being able to abide under his shadow involves you living a life of cleanliness. The basic things like washing your hands, keeping your environment clean and adhering to basic hygienic measures is close to Godliness.
Sports › Re: Ighalo Ready To Take £6 Million Pay Cut To Remain At Manchester United by SmartyPants(m): 8:38am On Mar 16, 2020
Angelfrost:
So, he should remain in obscure China??!...

Life is about taking calculated risks... He has already had 2 top starts in a short while, and if not for Corona virus issues, would have had his first top start in the league against Spurs last weekend...

Yes, he will probably not get constant first team starts, but you can't compare what he will gain in terms of future endorsements while in United compared to China...
With the current status quo, I can see top Nigerian companies lining up to have him as a brand ambassador.
Sports › Re: Ighalo Ready To Take £6 Million Pay Cut To Remain At Manchester United by SmartyPants(m): 8:36am On Mar 16, 2020
motionarena:
Silly decision.

Man utd will later dump him like a piece of rag
No one plays football forever. And Man Utd does not dump players.
Health › Re: Suspected Coronavirus Patient Isolated In Enugu by SmartyPants(m): 1:43pm On Mar 15, 2020
seniormallam:
People in rural areas shouldn't disturb themselves for now pls.........it's not even festivities period that we'll assume people from abroad came to the village........this coronavirus is a big man virus for now.
Ate you suggesting that Enugu is a rural area? grin
Education › Re: Experiencing University Of Ibadan At Night (Pictures) by SmartyPants(m): 11:49pm On Mar 13, 2020
tyup:
Let's know ur views on these pictures
My view is that you need to travel outside Nigeria. By the time you visit the University of Ghana, Legon, or Cape Coast University, your perspective may change.
Health › Re: Nigerian Tests Negative For Coronavirus After First Testing Positive by SmartyPants(m): 5:19pm On Mar 13, 2020
themonk:
Doesn't mean the first test was false positive. His immune system was probably very strong.
It could also mean the test was a false positive. That is a known problem with the testing methodology.
Health › Re: Coronavirus: China Accuses US Army Of Bringing Virus To Wuhan, Sparks Outrage by SmartyPants(m): 3:19pm On Mar 13, 2020
Zooposki:
The Chinese official is right. That was my thought as well. US created this monster. I said so in a previous post, even before the Chinese official made this known.
Did you even read what he wrote?
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Sophie Gregoire Trudeau Tests Positive by SmartyPants(m): 10:42am On Mar 13, 2020
etrange:
You guys noticed how they tried to be unclear regarding the PM's health? They didn't actually say he tested negative. They just said he doesn't have the symptoms and therefore will not be tested. Lol. We all know he must have been tested - that's the ideal thing- and if the result was negative, they would have made it public.

He doesn't have the virus and he is in "self isolation" in the same house with his wife who's got it?

He's working hard from home, really?

Ok.
So what should we come and do na?
Sports › Re: Ighalo Equals Lukaku's Manchester United Goals Record by SmartyPants(m): 10:40am On Mar 13, 2020
helinues:
And in Super eagles?
Top scorer in qualifying, top scorer in the AFCON.

Do you have memory loss sir?
Sports › Re: Ighalo Equals Lukaku's Manchester United Goals Record by SmartyPants(m): 10:38am On Mar 13, 2020
mrZENographer:
They play well in their clubs. They pay well.
So he did not score goals for Nigeria?
Sports › Re: Coronavirus: Three Leicester City Players In Isolation After Showing Symptoms by SmartyPants(m): 4:35pm On Mar 12, 2020
Stallion93:
FTC
So There can be smth good about this Corona.....at last.

Wish every Corona contractor Speedy recovery. This must be a very rugged virus, till today no cure, no vaccine.
How many viruses do you know that have a cure?
Health › Re: Italian Diagnosed With Coronavirus To Be Discharged Soon – Osagie Ehanire by SmartyPants(m): 12:54pm On Mar 12, 2020
lloyds:
Nigerians are so afraid of foreigners. . They cant even give his details as if they will arrest them.
What do you want to do with his details?
Health › Re: Italian Diagnosed With Coronavirus To Be Discharged Soon – Osagie Ehanire by SmartyPants(m): 12:54pm On Mar 12, 2020
knowhowk:
Good Developments ,Can we say Covid 19 has a cure then ? Just asking .
It doesn't require a cure. Like other flu-type ailments, the immune system will resolve with time.
Sports › Re: Ronaldo To Self-Isolate In Madeira & "Won't return to Italy After Rugani Case" by SmartyPants(m): 12:42pm On Mar 12, 2020
Afromentalist:
Corona virus, a biologic weapon for psychological and economic warfare. If you want to understand the causes and authors of this attack, you should ask the question:

To whom is it a benefit?

China is on its knees, Europe too.

There you have it. Those who know, know.

The African Mentalist.
Africa is the least affected...

So you mean, Africa pioneered the Covid-19 outbreak?

Amazing.
Politics › Re: Generator Ban Bill: Femi Fani-Kayode Blasts Bima Enagi by SmartyPants(m): 10:46am On Mar 12, 2020
madridguy:
FFK is a certified mad dog no be today.

A reasonable Nigerian will understand the fact that the more generator companies we have in Nigeria the more our power sector will remain jagajaga. Marapco, Jabaili brothers, Mikano to mention few were brought into the country by the cabal killing our power sector.

FYI, Once you dey area with steady power supply, immediately one filling station enter the area, forget the rest na suffer because they will bribe NEPA official to stop giving you steady light for dem to dey sell.

I stand with the senator.
See where Nigeria has gotten to.... It might surprise you to learn that hold national utility provider to a standard of performance is not rocket science.

Imagine saying that generators should be banned so that PHCN would stop taking bribes. So there is no other way to stop the bribe taking?

And that is assuming that bribe taking is the true root of the problem.
Sports › Re: Daniele Rugani: Inter Milan Suspends All Competitive Activities by SmartyPants(m): 9:24am On Mar 12, 2020
JOHNSONSOLAFUNMI:
Honestly I hate media b/s and hysteria

How I know this is overhyped and made to cause global panic?

The Media refuses to report on the survival and fatality rate, that people below 18 years haven’t die from the disease, they didn’t tell us, that those who died have an underlying disease, that no new case has been reported in Wuhan, that no black man has died from the disease

Calm down folks, the Wuhan virus can’t be lethal like measles, small pox and chicken pox which I believe most of us had during our formative years.

Maybe the reason for the panicking is the novelty of the virus.
So those that have an underlying disease, as well as the elderly, is it okay for them to just die?
Travel › Re: Turkish Airlines Suspends Flights To Nigeria Over COVID-19 by SmartyPants(m): 9:43pm On Mar 10, 2020
sexiestharam:
Why haven't they suspended flights to America? They have far more confirmed cases than us. Makes no sense.
They are doing it to protect you ma.

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