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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Worst Interview Experience? What Happened? by SmartyPants(m): 12:26pm On Apr 24, 2020
Victornezzar:
Share your experience

I intend going into Agric when I'm done schooling

So I want to hear from you guys.... What has been your worst interview experience
What's the connection between going into agriculture and people's worst interview experience?
Food › Re: Hugely Successful Hunting Expedition At Olori Near Oyo Town And Odo Ogun by SmartyPants(m): 12:11pm On Apr 24, 2020
decatalyst:
Wow!


This are huge kills o. To kill wild pig no be beans o.

But why does the dogs that follow these Hunters on expedition always look malnourished?
Na so them naturally be by nature.
Food › Re: Hugely Successful Hunting Expedition At Olori Near Oyo Town And Odo Ogun by SmartyPants(m): 12:10pm On Apr 24, 2020
nony43:
If they keep killing them like this, our grandchildren will only know of these animals in story books
What do you mean? These animals have been hunted from the beginning of time. If anything at all, we don't hunt them as much as before because of increased reliance on animal farming.
Politics › Re: The Powerful Speech Of Gideon Orkar by SmartyPants(m): 1:49pm On Apr 23, 2020
ZKOSOSO:
He actually accepted that the coup had failed, so I guess he summoned courage to reveal his ''church mind'' to all his listeners. It was a huge risk to take in view of the fact that IBB was a first rated coup strategist of that time.
To me he tried his best. Just as we are doing our best to vote out Buhari gangs but he kept rigging every election with guns and forces...!
When we the youths are ready we must do it by force, not by vote.
Politics › Re: The Powerful Speech Of Gideon Orkar by SmartyPants(m): 12:34pm On Apr 23, 2020
ZKOSOSO:
He literally stated the issues bedevilling Nigeria till date.
Among the wicked Fulani supremacists that have ruled the country, Buhari stands out as the Most Wicked, heartless and bigoted ruler ever against South and Middlebelt.
Yes, but my point is that he made this speech too early. He had not even consolidated power...and in fact, I believe it was right at the radio station that they came and got him.
Politics › Re: The Powerful Speech Of Gideon Orkar by SmartyPants(m): 11:36am On Apr 23, 2020
ZKOSOSO:
Best speech ever...!

Wish he succeeded
This speech may likely have been the reason why he failed. At the time the army was a bit ambivalent but after announcing such sectarian policies, of course the northerners rallied and executed him.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Instructs US Navy To Shoot Down Iranian Gunboats If They Harass US Ships by SmartyPants(m): 2:45pm On Apr 22, 2020
DanseMacabre:
It has been changed to reflect that. tongue
Oh lol okay
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Instructs US Navy To Shoot Down Iranian Gunboats If They Harass US Ships by SmartyPants(m): 2:17pm On Apr 22, 2020
DanseMacabre:
Key clause "if they harass our troops at sea."


Rather sensational headline. undecided
The headline contains the key clause as you call it, so how can it still be called sensational?
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Delta Pharmacist After Lady Was Stripped For Stealing by SmartyPants(m): 1:20pm On Apr 22, 2020
Now that they have arrested him, I wonder what they plan on charging him with.

The offense he committed is not known to Nigerian criminal justice, and if at all so, it exists as a misdemeanour, a lesser class of offense to theft.

Interesting case.
Sports › Re: John Obi Mikel Celebrates His 33rd Birthday Today by SmartyPants(m): 9:35am On Apr 22, 2020
Babatunde40:
Mikel obi is one of those few Nigerian footballers who used closed to their real age. That is why he is still in the game. His football mates like Taiye Taiwo are his uncles in real life. Those once cannot kick ball again
most of the current young crop seemed to have used their real age or very close to it. The likes of Osimhen, Chukwueze, Iheanacho, Omeruo, etc.
Politics › Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by SmartyPants(m): 9:29am On Apr 22, 2020
salam8528:
don't let him deceive u he has paid 70% of DAT money as tax. canada govt is not stupid.
Where did you get this figure?
Politics › Re: Military Begins Final Offensive Against Boko Haram, ISWAP by SmartyPants(m): 5:09pm On Apr 20, 2020
If Buhari is genuine, he should hire the South African mercenaries that GEJ hired, and support Chad to close in in them from their own side.
Crime › Re: Multiple People Dead In Canada Shooting Rampage (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 4:07pm On Apr 20, 2020
Ajsmart:
You don’t get it, do you? A man who goes on a killing spree irrespective of ideology or race is a TERRORIST and must be tagged as such irrespective of the race of the perpetrator!!!
No, you don't get it. A critical component of the definition of terrorism is the presence of an ideology and a desire to instill fear in order to achieve the goals of said ideology.

In the absence of an ideology, a mass murderer, serial killer, international criminal by way of genocide are all different though they may look similar.
Crime › Re: Letter To '1 Million Boys' By Mushin Area Boys by SmartyPants(m): 9:31am On Apr 20, 2020
agadez007:
Typical Yoruba people,Beating their Dry Shest and throwing punches in the Air,After inviting trouble with their own hands
You will see them running to Ibafo IDP,mouth wide open Shouting 'Haaaaaaaaaaaaa Egbawa oooooo haaaaaaaa'
You mean one million boys are from another region?
Crime › Re: Multiple People Dead In Canada Shooting Rampage (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 8:45am On Apr 20, 2020
CoronaVirusPro:
Wow!

Th trend has gotten to Canada too.

This is not an act of terrorism. Just add Suleman to the name and terrorism will be the subject of attack.

And if he was black, you would have read his whole history on one page linking him to gangs and drugs

But now, The best they will tell you is that he has mental issues
And the usually might be right. A white Canadian gas little incentive for an act of terrorism especially on home soil.
Sports › Re: Best 11 Nigerian Footballers By Region by SmartyPants(op): 5:40pm On Apr 19, 2020
sageb:
peter Rufai is a royal prince of idimu in lagos statesmiley
So no keeper for the North at all??
Sports › Re: Best 11 Nigerian Footballers By Region by SmartyPants(op): 11:21am On Apr 19, 2020
toffyz:
All of una forget Emmanuel Amunike
Chaiii! Plus Emmanuel Emenike sef...amended.
Sports › Re: 9 Steps To Become A Professional Footballer by SmartyPants(m): 12:14am On Apr 19, 2020
All this copy copy work does not pay Mr. OP.
Sports › Re: Best 11 Nigerian Footballers By Region by SmartyPants(op): 9:41pm On Apr 18, 2020
sageb:
Ekong is from Akwa ibom state (etinan LGA) not cross river state @op
Amended.
Family › Re: What Comes With Marrying The Breadwinner Of A Family? by SmartyPants(m): 9:33pm On Apr 18, 2020
Mariangeles:
Once you marry him, buckle up and get ready to use your income on him and his family. In no time, YOU WILL BE DRAINED!
He seems to only care about his family, what about you and your family? I'd say he's taking advantage of the feelings you have for him and your generosity.
He's what I call a MAN LEECH! A BLOOD SUCKER! He'll suck you dry and discard you when you have nothing left.
BE WISE!
Come on he is not a leech. The issue here is that he is shouldering a burden he should not and he has made the assumption that she is fine with giving him money. Clearly she has a lot of it so he doesn't feel like she minds.

Now what I see here is that the guy himself is not stingy. If he can be givung so much to his siblings, he is not stingy.

OP just needs to talk to him. His reaction at this point will tell a lot more.
Sports › Re: Best 11 Nigerian Footballers By Region by SmartyPants(op): 8:36pm On Apr 18, 2020
do4luv14:
Even Brown Ideye sef, and Grag Etafia
I think South-South genuinely has the best collection of ballers. Especially Delta and Edo
Sports › Re: Best 11 Nigerian Footballers By Region by SmartyPants(op): 8:35pm On Apr 18, 2020
sageb:
op add siasia and finidi from Bayelsa state.
Siasia is from Bayelsa?
Sports › Re: Best 11 Nigerian Footballers By Region by SmartyPants(op): 6:55pm On Apr 18, 2020
sageb:
ikechukwu uche is better than nsofor in attack
You're right...I forgot him
Politics › Re: Buhari Accepts Abba Kyari’s Death As Will Of God – Garba Shehu by SmartyPants(m): 1:57pm On Apr 18, 2020
Cirilla:
Only God knows but kingibe and maman daura will decide who have the best interest of Arewa at heart
Imagine...it is our commonwealth that has been sectioned off for the best interest of a aprtisan few...
Sports › Re: Best 11 Nigerian Footballers By Region by SmartyPants(op):
South East:

Using a 4-3-3 formation:

Forwards
Kanu Nwanko
Ike Uche
Emmanuel Ammunike

Midfield:
Kalu Uche
Mikel Obi
Wilfred Ndidi

Defenders:
Ifeanyi Udeze
Kenneth Omeruo
Oyekachi Apam
Chidi Odiah

Keepers:
Austin Ejide
Francis Uzoho

Subs:
John Ogu
Emmanuel Emenike
Chinedu Obasi
John Utaka
Obinna Nsofor
Sports › Re: Best 11 Nigerian Footballers By Region by SmartyPants(op):
The north will be one region as I don't know plenty northern players:

Using a 3-5-2 formation

Forwards:
Rashidi Yekini
Ahmed Musa

Midfield:
Tijani Babangida
Daniel Amokachi
Garba Lawal
Ogenyi Onazi


Defenders:
Juwon Oshaniwa (Kogi)
Shehu Abdulahi
Celestine Babayaro
Jamilu Collins

Goal Keeper:
Peter Rufai

Subs:
Rabiu Ibrahaim
Sani Keita
Sports › Re: Best 11 Nigerian Footballers By Region by SmartyPants(op):
Let me do one for South West

Defenders:
Danny Shittu
Dele Adeleye
Adefemi Adebayo
Ismaila Taye Taiwo

Midfielders:
Oluwaseyi George Olofinjana
Mutiu Adepoju
Segun Odegbami

Forwards:
Teslim Balogun
Obafemi Martins
Femi Opabunmi

Goalkeeper:
Dele Aiyenugba
Dele Ajibade
Dele Alampasu

Subs:
Ramon Azeez
Haruna Lukman
Leon Balogun
Moses Simon
Ayodele Makinwa
Rabiu Afolabi
Sports › Re: Best 11 Nigerian Footballers By Region by SmartyPants(op):
ohimi:
This is my Squad from South East
Goalkeeper
Aloy Agu
Ikechukwu Ezenwa
Maduka Okoye
Austin Ejide

Defenders
Uche Okechukwu
Chidi Nwanu
Nwaneri
Uche Okafor
Humphrey Nwosu
Nduka Ugbade
Ifeanyi Udeze
Chibuzor Okoronkwo

Midfielders
Onyekachi Apam
Austin Okocha
Emma Okocha
Thompson Oliha
Mikel Obi
Sunday Oliseh
Winifred Ndidi
Paschal Ojigwe
Joel Obi

Forward
Nwankwo Kanu
John Utaka
Kelechi Iheanacho
Samuel Chukwueze
Pius Ikedia
Ikechukwu Kalu
Uche Kalu
Obinna Nsofor
Very strong team but Oliseh is Delta and Oliha
Is Edo.

According to another poster, the Okocha brothers are Delta too
Sports › Re: Best 11 Nigerian Footballers By Region by SmartyPants(op): 11:31am On Apr 18, 2020
GreatChizzy:
Okocha is from Delta State not Enugu

Wilson Oruma is from Warri, Delta State not Cross Rivers
Spice1:
Nope!


He was based in Enugu but from Ogwashiukwu in Delta state
Interesting...not that I am disagreeing with you, but for the sake of others, is it possible for you to provide us with a source?
Sports › Re: Best 11 Nigerian Footballers By Region by SmartyPants(op): 10:19am On Apr 18, 2020
Spice1:
You didn't add JJ Okocha
Okocha is from Enugu na
Sports › Best 11 Nigerian Footballers By Region by SmartyPants(op):
Hi guys, this is a fun little game I thought up, no tribalism intended. So the point of the game is, which region in Nigeria has the best footballers?

To play, you create a full team of the best 11 players and 6 subs from your Region. We'll be using the 6 Geo-political zones of Nigeria.

Your list can include both current and ex players. I start with Niger Delta 11 with a 4 3 3 formation:

Forwards:
Finidi George (Bayelsa)
Yakubu Aiyegbeni (Edo)
Peter Odemwingie (Edo)

Midfielders
Wilson Oruma (Delta)
J. J Okocha (Delta)
Sunday Oliseh (Delta)

Defenders:

Efe Ambrose (Edo)
Joseph Yobo (Rivers)
Taribo West (Rivers)
William Troost Ekong (Akwa Ibom)

Keepers

Vincent Enyeama (Akwa Ibom)
Daniel Akpeyi (Delta)
Ambruse Vanzekin

Subs

Victor Ikpeba (Edo)
Julius Agahowa (Edo)
Nosa Igiebor (Edo)
Odion Ighalo (Edo)
Dickson Etuhu (Delta)
Victor Osimhen (Edo)


Standby:
Thompson Oliha (Edo)
Augustine Eguavoen (Delta)
Stephen Keshi (Delta)
Brown Ideye (Bayelsa)



Can your region beat this team?
Family › Re: Woman Complains Of Everyday Sex From Husband, Runs (Video) by SmartyPants(m): 8:07pm On Apr 16, 2020
iPopAlomo:
You're funny...

Judge this matter...

Woman comes to grab you... (No sign of beating or nothing)

Then you ask wetin happen... She says my husband wants to kill me with sex...

At that point... It's either the wife goes home with you or she goes back in with her husband...

And if you're married... How do you explain to your wife... You said about woman from too much sex so she's coming to live with you...

Chairman... Husband and wife matter... Nobody dey interfere... Except them no do again. Shalom
At the bolded, no. You can temporarily restrain the husband until he behaves reasonably. That be as short as 15 minutes, of course she will still go back home.

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