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Foreign Affairs › Re: Zimbabwe Military Takeover Live Updates: Robert Mugabe Under House Arrest by SmartyPants(m): 1:22pm On Nov 15, 2017
DeutschJunge:
This has the west sponsored written all over it, i mean the sacked VP already landed in the country in less than how many hours.
I wouldn't be surprised if he makes a play for the position. part of the package, help us get rid of him and its all yours.
It happened in Afghanistan, Libya, Iraq.. Will continue to happen till we wise up and stop being greedy..

classic western strategy, they have used it since slavery. Funny thing is centuries later it still works.
Rubbish. Does it take more hours for African money to arrange a flight than it does for western money??

So Africans are not capable of staging a simple military takeover, without western sponsorship??

Show me the indicators that point to western involvement.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Army Removes Robert Mugabe From Office As Zimbabwean President, Detain Him by SmartyPants(m): 12:29pm On Nov 15, 2017
I hope the Obiangs and Biya's are paying close attention
Politics › Re: DHQ Debunks Rumour That It Is Not Commissioning Females As Combat Officers. by SmartyPants(m): 9:10pm On Nov 14, 2017
seriously what are women looking for in the army?
Politics › Re: Assassination Report: Wike Was 400 Meters Away From Scene – Rivers Police by SmartyPants(m): 9:15am On Nov 14, 2017
PFRB:
If you know Nwaja junction, you will know that the police got the measurement wrong. 400 meters is nearly half a kilometer. This is not true. Another aspect is if you check the speed at which these convoys used to move you will know that it will be a matter of a few seconds for the gov to be there. The police know all these but decide to play with our brains.
So are you saying it was an actual assassination attempt?
Politics › Re: Assassination Report: Wike Was 400 Meters Away From Scene – Rivers Police by SmartyPants(m): 9:14am On Nov 14, 2017
Livefreeordieha:
who measured ithuh

And how again did u say he arrived later? Traffic infraction?

and men of the same force couldn't manage a mere traffic infraction?

And the video and fights that ensued was 499meters away from the actual incident?

The only witnesses were actually not there?bros cp...Your claims are laced with lies,your conscience is in discord with your body...

I'm not concerned if all of them die...But u can't not insult our intelligence based on what i have seen or read and the nonsense leaking from ur egunje devastated mouth..

I don't know if we IRA/IRS in this con3...But anyways nothing functions ..We have institutions just to please the world though we know they are all gimmicks..Smh
You don't seem to be following...

He said there were altercations between the governors convoy and the tail end of the ministers convoy after the minister himself had left the scene.

Also it seems Amaechi's convoy was composed mostly of FSARS whereas the ministers convoy was mostly regular police so it is understandable if they didn't resolve the dispute amicably.

Really there is no way these men deliberately would cause such a scene.
Politics › Re: Assassination Report: Wike Was 400 Meters Away From Scene – Rivers Police by SmartyPants(m): 9:08am On Nov 14, 2017
freshvine:
One Is On Project Inspections, The Other Came Into Town To Gallavant And Forment Trouble.

Only Elected Executives Are Allowed To Use Sirens And Have Right Of Way.
Stop saying things you have no idea about. Nearly anyone can have a police escort with sirens. If my memory serves me right, even a private citizen can apply for it.
Politics › Re: Assassination Report: Wike Was 400 Meters Away From Scene – Rivers Police by SmartyPants(m): 9:08am On Nov 14, 2017
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Health › Re: 5 STDs You Can Get While Wearing A Condom (Disturbing Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 6:23pm On Nov 13, 2017
You can catch most of these with or without sex. Not to encourage indiscriminate sex but just for the sake of academic clarity
Politics › Re: 'Many Are Dead': Soldier Fighting Boko Haram For 3 Years Thanks God by SmartyPants(m): 11:25am On Nov 13, 2017
But what kind of slogan is

'our tank does it better"??
Education › Re: How Do I Stop My Female Students From Lusting After Me? by SmartyPants(m): 1:57pm On Nov 12, 2017
I remember once when i went to give a talk on Christianity to some senior secondary school students. One of them came in with her buttons undone and her breasts well-exposed.

Gentlemen, by the time i was done this girl became a Christian, and was so ashamed that she was using her hands to hold her shirt tightly together to cover the breast that she intentionally decided to expose.

Women, and girls, will always set tests for men to see what level we possess and were we stand. If you fall you may enjoy some short term benefits but if you pass the test you have the chance to influence that woman or girl.

So OP better possess your integrity in wisdom.
Education › Re: How Do I Stop My Female Students From Lusting After Me? by SmartyPants(m): 1:46pm On Nov 12, 2017
Little girls will be little girls. These are regular antics little girls display towards males in authority who do not set the appropriate boundaries. At a point even my female subordinates were misbehaving until i realized that i was the one sub-consciously encouraging it. You know what to do to end it but sub-consciously you must be enjoying the attention, that is why they are bold enough to continue. Plus the fact that the behavior is not limited to only one or two students tells me that you are either consciously or sub-consciously giving these girls signals that you like their attention. They are now seeing you as their playmate. Otherwise, by default, students are meant to respect and fear their male teachers.

All this talk about not being too strict is out of place. These are secondary school students, prone to foolishness so just remember that you are not there to be their friend! It is over-familiarity that is causing all this so put an end to that if you know what is good for your integrity.

Also, its obvious that certain teachers must either currently or in the past, have been taking advantage of them and if you really care about these girls, you can take some proactive steps such as:

1. Discuss with the school authority without disclosing their identities, to make sure that responsible officers are more alert;

2. If they persist have them punished severely for their own good;

3. Organize seminars, debates, etc that will be themed on sexual health and in particular, the importance of protecting the girl child from older male predators.

With all this, they will get bored of you, and will resign themselves to the fact that Uncle is here for business.
Sports › Re: Hope Solo Accuses Sepp Blatter Of Sexual Assault by SmartyPants(m): 4:05pm On Nov 11, 2017
Why do women wait years before coming out with these things?
Sports › Re: Super Eagles Players React To Unbeaten Run In World Cup Qualifiers by SmartyPants(m): 12:41pm On Nov 11, 2017
meforyou1:
you can argue yaounde penalty (it was 50/50), but yesterday's own was blatant corruption. The nigerian guy trying to mark the algerian fell down. The algerian was standing and still had the ball. The guy was trying to find way to score, next the ref blew and gave them penalty. Even the linesman was surprised. Just look for the highlight and watch. It was daylight robbery.
Just watched the highlights and that ref needs to be banned.

But I maintain in Yaoundé that was a clean pen. Ezinwa messed up
Sports › Re: Super Eagles Players React To Unbeaten Run In World Cup Qualifiers by SmartyPants(m): 11:37am On Nov 11, 2017
Samunique:
Congrats eagles !!!

If not for the African dubious refs who awarded dubious penalties against us in Yaounde and Algeria we would have been talking about 100% record in this qualifiers.

All the same, well done boys and thanks be to God !!!
Didn't watch yesterdays game but in Yaoundé that was a definite penalty.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Selling Her Virginity On Cinderella Escorts (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 4:55pm On Nov 10, 2017
Chai

Please me too im selling my virginity
Celebrities › Re: “FIA”: Davido Shades Caroline Danjuma & Police In New Song: "Save Your Drama" by SmartyPants(m): 4:32pm On Nov 10, 2017
NaijaMutant:
I don't blame you Davido

See how he got away with murder seamlessly because of money.

Every eyewitness and dissenting voice was silenced with money

Even the commissioner of police that tried to raise a voice was immediately demoted.

But if it was a poor man, greeting the deceased in the morning alone could earn you jail term.

P. S: I'm neither a fan nor a hater
Just stating the obvious
If the eyewitnesses are silent, how is it that you have managed to convince yourself that Davido murdered Tagbo?
Crime › Re: Security Operatives Nab Robbers In Edo, Shoot Them On Legs (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 3:12pm On Nov 10, 2017
Dont tell me the first one is wanking off to ameliorate the pain grin
Sports › Re: John Obi Mikel: An Agent Once Offered Me $70,000 When I Was 15 by SmartyPants(m): 12:37pm On Nov 10, 2017
faceURfront:
He didn't do badly at Chelsea, but when you remember how he played in that youth tournament, and how he played at Chelsea, you did think he would have been better suited at Manchester United.
In hindsight i'm not so sure. Utd were playing 4-4-2 at the time and Mikel would have had to become more hardworking to play in that formation. At the youth tournament he was protected defensively by Promise Isaac and Yakubu Alfa, but at utd he would have had to become a proper box to box midfielder, which he has never looked suited for.

I think he should have opted for the patient approach, spending a couple of years in a lower league/smaller team so he could really figure himself out.
Politics › Re: Ministry Of Mines And Steel Spends N700 Million To Develop Portal by SmartyPants(m): 9:10am On Nov 10, 2017
Throwback:
Illiterates should only speak on basic topics that can be argued at a beer parlour.

Spending $2m on a portal depending on what the complexities of it are and what level of integrated database is required, is not a child's play.

The ministry has itself revealed this information freely to the public, to prevent the likes of you from making a mockery of serious business initiatives as some scandal that has been exposed.
What a joke! Can you give any example of a non-Africa country where even 1/4 of this amount was spent on a similar project??
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Just Got Scammed: SHELL RECRUITMENT. by SmartyPants(m): 9:06am On Nov 10, 2017
AuroraB:
You are.
Case in point.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Just Got Scammed: SHELL RECRUITMENT. by SmartyPants(m): 8:37am On Nov 10, 2017
AuroraB:
You and your likes goaded her into agreeing it was greed.
The joke is on you, not me.
undecided ur a clown.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Just Got Scammed: SHELL RECRUITMENT. by SmartyPants(m): 8:08am On Nov 10, 2017
AuroraB:
You are wise. See as every other comment is kicking someone that's already down. And they think they are smart, I laugh embarassed
The OP herself has already admitted that it was greed so why are you forming superhero?

Ok keep laughing but the jokes on you undecided
Crime › Re: Ondo Corpers Post Girlfriends’ Nude Photos Online, Get Arrested by SmartyPants(m): 6:47pm On Nov 09, 2017
iluvpomo:
chai, your post made her upload a new DP, was the old one that sweet??
hehehe bruv sorry i don't peek and tell wink
Crime › Re: Ondo Corpers Post Girlfriends’ Nude Photos Online, Get Arrested by SmartyPants(m): 6:45pm On Nov 09, 2017
Lalas247:
Lol dem don kuku arrest me before grin
Its not possible swearie... i am the arresting officer in charge of nairaland zone grin

oya come and enter the van cool
Crime › Re: Ondo Corpers Post Girlfriends’ Nude Photos Online, Get Arrested by SmartyPants(m): 6:34pm On Nov 09, 2017
Lalas247:
What the hell are u on about undecided
Madam save a worthless man who is 32 years old!
They took the pics ... the ladies didn’t send them nudes dear
Forming saint won’t get u husband on Nl .... bashing the ladies and then u forget the guys did wrong also .......
At the end of the day these ladies are adults it’s their biz if they want to shag but did they consent to taking their pics and using it for money undecided

Arrest them all nonsense ......
With the way you are sitting in your dp, young lady you also need to be arrested shocked

yummy tongue
Politics › Re: The Food Served To The Presidential Guards In Aso Rock (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 11:49am On Nov 09, 2017
But why are the eggs dumped inside the rice with their shells on? Crappy way of handling food!
Celebrities › Re: 'We Didn’t Arrest Bobrisky,' - Edgal Imohimi, Lagos Commissioner Of Police by SmartyPants(m): 11:15am On Nov 09, 2017
Just as I said earlier, there was never any reason to assume the police arrested him because of his confession.
Sports › Re: Rabah Madjer: "Nigeria Is A Team Of Benchwarmers" by SmartyPants(m): 11:08am On Nov 09, 2017
olaolaking:
Look like you don't understand. Which of them is has a certain place in Super Eagle. The ones that are always almost certain for the Super Eagle is what that coach is referring to.
1. The Algerian coach said apart from Iwobi, the Nigerian team players are on the bench for their respective clubs.

2. You said he is right.

3. I am simply asking you to name the Nigerian national team members who are on the bench for their clubs.

Can you do that?
Sports › Re: Rabah Madjer: "Nigeria Is A Team Of Benchwarmers" by SmartyPants(m): 10:01am On Nov 09, 2017
olaolaking:
LOL. All these Ezenwa you are talking about are not supposed to be in Super Eagle. No body fears them or expect much from them. The Algerian coach is referring to reliable players that can make opponents fear when they handle ball. May be Iwobi and probably Moses. But that is just 2 players out of about 17 or more players
Sir, I asked WHICH ONES ARE BENCH WARMERS?
Sports › Re: Rabah Madjer: "Nigeria Is A Team Of Benchwarmers" by SmartyPants(m): 9:17am On Nov 09, 2017
olaolaking:
Saying the truth though
Which of the following are bench warmers?

Ezenwa
Ekong
Balogun
Abullahi
Echiejile
Onazi
Ndidi
Mikel
V. Moses
Iwobi
Ighalo


Patiently waiting for your intelligent response.

undecided
Business › Re: Sandile Shezi: How Forex Made 23-Year-Old South African A Millionaire by SmartyPants(m): 9:08am On Nov 09, 2017
Impressed.
Career › Re: How Much Do Bankers Earn In Nigeria? by SmartyPants(m): 8:24am On Nov 09, 2017
Back in the day my Senior Manager boss was on approx 10k usd per month.

As you go higher you leave the realm of salary and enter bonuses...bonuses can be crazy and unpredictable.

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