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Celebrities › Re: Seyi Law Shares His Experience With Military Men, Who Rejected Money From Him by SmartyPants(m): 6:13pm On Oct 30, 2017
Extortion has never been a particularly serious issue with the military. They are too proud for that usually... and if they ask they will usually be very polite and deferential about it.

It's police that can be quite unreasonable.
Celebrities › Re: Seyi Law Shares His Experience With Military Men, Who Rejected Money From Him by SmartyPants(m): 6:11pm On Oct 30, 2017
chloride6:
That is a gift not a bribe.
Nigerians struggle to differentiate between:

a. The act of giving a gift
b. The fact of being extorted
c. The act of giving a bribe
Crime › Re: Police Auctions Stolen Range Rover In Port Harcourt After It Was Recovered by SmartyPants(m): 5:48pm On Oct 30, 2017
Princedapace:
hahahahahaha.. u people keep talking as if no be Naija we dey again.. how some of u get shocked over things here beats my imagination.. do u know why? This is Nigeria and u and I know for sure that naija na cast. The option u gave is not valid because even ur national ID card is hard to come by. U av BVN, TAX ID card, National ID card, voters card, but there is not central system to reconcile all of them. There is no data base to easily get info about anyone in Nigeria.

When we blame police with so much passion, we tend to forget that Naija police is a product of the Nigeria system.
I am not blaming the police... its not their job to build the network.

Our duty is to point out things that are not working and make enough noise about it so that instead of it seeming normal to the next generation, they will grow up realizing that things are very wrong here.

If we allow ourselves and the young ones of today to settle into accepting rubbish then we can have very little hope of change. Change begins with refusing to accept the norms, and i refuse to accept that we cannot build simple systems in Nigeria.
Sports › Re: ISIS Releases Cristiano Ronaldo's Threatening Image by SmartyPants(m): 4:34pm On Oct 30, 2017
Terrorist groups do not expose their plans... this is nothing but media terrorism. They will not and cannot do anything at Russia 2018.

Mark my words.
Crime › Re: Police Auctions Stolen Range Rover In Port Harcourt After It Was Recovered by SmartyPants(m): 4:24pm On Oct 30, 2017
QuotaSystem:
To be fair, the police have been auctioning recovered but unclaimed vehicles after advertising them in national dailies for as long as I can remember. The original owner must have missed the advertisements and the vehicle was auctioned to another person for a low price. I can only fault the police for not contacting the original owner once the car was found, since he had already made a report and presumably dropped his contact details.

The owners best option is probably to contact the successful buyer and persuade him to give back the car after paying him what it cost him at the auction; this is because the auction is a legally recognized and regulated process.

My two cents.
Clearly indicates that the police do not have an efficient or effective network. Once a car or other property is recovered by the police anywhere in Nigeria, it should be uploaded on a central system that would inform every single police station throughout Nigeria.

What is so hard about this?
Celebrities › Re: Joey Barton Calls Wizkid’s "Ojuelegba" Crap, Nigerians React, Blast Him by SmartyPants(m): 3:42pm On Oct 30, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmAh8kQw-As

I think the Ojuelegba thing is fake...

None of the videos has it.
Romance › Re: Meet The Three Cutest Guys On Nairaland (rate Our Pics) by SmartyPants(m): 12:45pm On Oct 29, 2017
Homeboiy:
God pls keep exposing them

So na this kids dey follow me drag women for here

I cover my mouth in shame lipsrsealed
Hahahaha grin grin

I literally laughed out loud
Christianity Etc › Re: Have The Bible Lost Its Value? Replaced With Tablets In Churches by SmartyPants(m): 10:39am On Oct 29, 2017
I've come to realize that a huge number of people who identify as Christian do not actually understand what Christianity is about.

Someone actually thinks the Bible is the paper and ink...

*sigh*
Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze Disagrees With Ubi Franklin On Tithe Payment by SmartyPants(m): 6:01pm On Oct 27, 2017
driand:
where in the Bible please?
Hebrews 5:14
Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze Disagrees With Ubi Franklin On Tithe Payment by SmartyPants(m): 4:11pm On Oct 27, 2017
driand:
pastor taught u dat?
No. I read it in the Bible.

Any further questions?
Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze Disagrees With Ubi Franklin On Tithe Payment by SmartyPants(m): 2:59pm On Oct 27, 2017
Of course there is something like a mature believer... what is this one saying?
Romance › Re: Man Shares Chat With His Friend's Gf Who Cursed Him Out After He Refused To Her by SmartyPants(m): 1:19pm On Oct 27, 2017
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Celebrities › Re: Anok Yai: South Sudanese Beauty Goes Viral Overnight After This Lovely Picture by SmartyPants(m): 9:34am On Oct 27, 2017
Mariinee:
Ugh...please stop spreading lies. This isn't about the black skin or something but the girl is UGLY. Like ugly in Uppercase.
We shouldn't encourage hypocrisy in the bid to promote the black skin. I'm sure the only reason why she's still keeping that complexion is because it is her means of livelihood.
You are very stupid. That girl is very beautiful just the way she is.
Career › Re: Pic. Meet The First Nigerian Woman To Serve As A Lieutenant In The Israeli Army. by SmartyPants(m): 9:04am On Oct 26, 2017
HungerBAD:
Pretty.

Hungerbad has a thing for a woman in Uniform. Well, all except the women wearing the Nigeria Police Uniform.

Your father was happy you decided to join?you had no option sweetheart. All Israeli's must serve the Country.

Joining the Israeli armed forces is not optional for both males and females,as it is compulsory they serve.

Israel and 23 other Countries in the world have this strange law.

It is the law.
Probably she has joined on a permanent basis oga... It is only compulsory to serve for two years after which you remain a reserve and go about your regular life. There may also have been nationality challenges since foreigners cannot serve in the Israeli army.

Finally its not a strange law its just a very smart and necessary one that allows a small country like Israel match its enemies in terms of manpower within a short timeframe.
Romance › Re: How To Make Any Girl Give You Her Phone Number by SmartyPants(m): 1:34pm On Oct 25, 2017
saasala:
Science?
Social science.
Romance › Re: How To Make Any Girl Give You Her Phone Number by SmartyPants(m): 11:42am On Oct 25, 2017
Divay22:
The fact that i helped you, doesn't mean I'll talk to you..
Actually science has shown that when you do a favor for someone you automatically drop your defenses and become generally more sympathetic and thus more open to them. So this method actually will work both for getting her number and for getting her to open up.
Crime › Re: Hoodlums Tied By Security Men In The East (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 11:27am On Oct 25, 2017
FortifiedCity:
sad

What the hell huh huh huh huh

In as much as criminals deserve what they deserve but this is just too barbaric for the eyes to see.
"We sleep safe in our beds, because rough men stand ready in the night, to visit violence on those who would do us harm"

If you can't look then don't look but be grateful that someone else is doing the rough work so that you can sleep safe at night.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: A Candidate Didn't Do Well In Her Interview But She Was Hired by SmartyPants(m): 8:52am On Oct 25, 2017
yeyerolling:
a friend went for an interview with one of those audit firms, he was bombarded with accounting questions wey he no sabi, d fine babe wey dem do interview togeda, dem just ask am about her course, hobbies, when she wan marry. d babe enter my guy got regret mail
This is why I do t understand when feminists say things like men have greater opportunities... For where??
Sports › Re: Power Uti Arraigned For Killing His Wife, Locking Up Corpse To Decompose by SmartyPants(m): 5:26pm On Oct 24, 2017
So no one is smart enough to observe that the magistrate, a lady, granted him bail and observed that there was nothing in the facts to suggest that he did any such thing?

Is it too hard to read and digest a few lines now??
Romance › Re: Man Celebrates Breakup With This Unical Girl, Thanks God Almighty (see Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 1:33pm On Oct 24, 2017
Groovenaija360:
This Facebook user, Nonso Odogwu took to his page to celebratebeing free from his girlfriend, after they broke up.

He shared plates of huge meal of jollof rice, fried eggs and salad, and wrote:

“Mehn am celebrating my break up with one unical bastard,grateful to God almighty for taking her out of my life,most esp am very happy for my pocket will rest now”

>>> https://groovenaija360.com.ng/man-celebrates-breakup-with-a-unical-girl-thanks-god-for-taking-her-out-of-his-life/
Desperately searching for the fried eggs in the pic undecided
Crime › Re: 60% Of Sex Workers In Italy Are Nigerian Girls – Oasis by SmartyPants(m): 1:28pm On Oct 24, 2017
FrankGiel:
U will live long in good health and wealth
Hehehe grin

You too bro
Crime › Re: 60% Of Sex Workers In Italy Are Nigerian Girls – Oasis by SmartyPants(m): 1:11pm On Oct 24, 2017
You can't trust stats from most NGO's. Most of them deliberately exaggerate facts and issues in order to paint a dire picture that justifies increased funding.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Meets, Ernest Bai Koroma, Sierra Leone President by SmartyPants(m): 11:18am On Oct 23, 2017
This president should be ashamed.
Celebrities › Re: Lady To Special Spesh: "You Sex Me For Free, With Your Small Curved Prick" by SmartyPants(m): 11:17am On Oct 23, 2017
Okay a lot of issues here... but the one that really strikes me is the fact that she actually believed he would give her a Corolla for having sex with her...


huh
Romance › Re: He Is Spreading HIV, Am I To Blame? by SmartyPants(m): 10:06am On Oct 22, 2017
GetMeRight:
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Said by who? You? Or medically authenticated? Show us prove, a link to buttress your opinion.
You must be out of your mind!

I'm not in a debate with you, and I will not show you any proof. In the first place my comment was not directed to you!

Google is freely available to all so use your mb wisely.
Romance › Re: He Is Spreading HIV, Am I To Blame? by SmartyPants(m): 10:02am On Oct 22, 2017
Charmerbeautylooks:
How are u sure u are d only boyfriend she has,, cos I made my boyfriend believe am his only girlfriend grin tongue cheesy
What you mean to say is that you made your boyfriend believe that he is your only boyfriend, not that you are his only girlfriend.

I know you are actually looking for people who will mention you but at least construct your post in a way that shows you have sense.

undecided
Romance › Re: He Is Spreading HIV, Am I To Blame? by SmartyPants(m): 9:54am On Oct 22, 2017
Benita27:
Is HIV contacted only true sex?. Do you know that sharing needles at the saloon, you risk contacting the virus 'cause you barely know whose head it was used on.
That's not a viable transmission route. Needles are not a problem as such
Music/Radio › Re: Mr P "Cool It Down" Video Trending As No 1 On YouTube by SmartyPants(m): 8:06pm On Oct 21, 2017
zulex880:
Still doesn't change the fact that the single was or is wack rather,kept repeating same words for over 100 times like he was reciting some nursery school rhythms wtf. Nigga should take a seat please and sort out whatever issues he got with his twin and stop acting like a dick head.
angry
Is that any different from songs from other Nigerian artists?

I actually like the sound of the track.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Huddersfield Town VS Manchester United (2. - 1) On 21st October 2017 by SmartyPants(m): 3:53pm On Oct 21, 2017
I really would like to sit Mourinho down just to get a sincere answer as to why he brought Lindelof to this great club....dont we have enough mediocre players as it is??
Celebrities › Re: Why We Dumped Tagbo Umeike's Body - Davido's Men Confess by SmartyPants(m): 3:14pm On Oct 21, 2017
Very curious to see what charges they want to bring against these boys undecided
Family › Re: The Woman I Hate To Have As Wife by SmartyPants(m): 5:05pm On Oct 20, 2017
Richy4:
Hahaha haha.. please don't startcry
grin
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Shares Photo Of 3 Slay Queens, Fans React by SmartyPants(m): 4:22pm On Oct 20, 2017
All i can see here are tiny brests!

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