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Sports › Re: Aftermath Of Chelsea Vs Manchester United : 7 Funny Memes by SmartyPants(m): 12:14am On Nov 06, 2017
sprintscr7:
I would have replaced mourinho as coach he turns good players into stone on the pitch mkikitaryan lukaku play like fools under mourinho plus who told u serge aurier is better than Valencia plus lindelof or Lipton just came in it will take him time to adjust the guy looks like slowpoke may God forgive me but he was good for benfica to be serious
What are you saying?

If it is Mourinho's fault then why hasn't Pogba been bad? Why hasn't De Gea been Bad? Jones? Bailly? Smalling? Matic? Rashford? So the one player that refuses to perform is now on Mourinho??

And how does Lukaku play like a fool? Perhaps you never watched him play football before he came to utd! The guy is a goal scorer, pure and simple. He has never been very good with the ball at his feet...and he has 7 premier league goals and a few assists...so what is your problem?

Serge Aurier is definitely way better than Valencia in every way. He is a better defender, and is a competent player on the ball whereas 95 percent of the time, Valencia is certain t either pass back or sideways into midfield. Aurier is also a far better dribbler and a much better crosser. The two cannot be compared any day.

Lindelof is not one of those players who needs time. He messes up very basic things and that is not a function of time, that is a fucntion of skill level.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ghana Policeman Whips Lady's Butts Raw For Refusing To Enter Cell (Graphic Pics) by SmartyPants(m): 11:03pm On Nov 05, 2017
Fornication:
If it is a fine yansh now, they will censor it. angry But because na ugly yansh, no censor angry
grin grin grin funny!

but tbh a 29 year old yansh should be finer than this undecided
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ghana Policeman Whips Lady's Butts Raw For Refusing To Enter Cell (Graphic Pics) by SmartyPants(m): 11:02pm On Nov 05, 2017
FortifiedCity:
Madam abeg wear your pant back biko. I don't know if it's your not-looking-good nyash I want to comment on or the idiotic policeman that thrashed it.

He needs to be whipped publicly
Why should he be whipped? It is his right to whip her for refusing to enter the cell.
Sports › Re: Aftermath Of Chelsea Vs Manchester United : 7 Funny Memes by SmartyPants(m): 11:01pm On Nov 05, 2017
Birminghamvirgo:
KANTE... man of the match
This guy was just pissing me off with the way he was recovering the ball... angry

Plays his role fantastically well.
Sports › Re: Aftermath Of Chelsea Vs Manchester United : 7 Funny Memes by SmartyPants(m): 10:59pm On Nov 05, 2017
rawpadgin:
Truth is, Chelsea wasn't wasn't spectacular, Man United was just too poor

Jose has succeeded in changing the mentality of the team from attach, attach, attach to defend, defend then nick a point or 3
lies...attack attack under which coach... Van Gaal??

Refresh your memory sir!
Sports › Re: Aftermath Of Chelsea Vs Manchester United : 7 Funny Memes by SmartyPants(m): 10:58pm On Nov 05, 2017
Chevronstaff:
So football lovers,if you were in charge of man.utd transfer,what will you do?
You can't sign just Matic & Lukaku and expect to go from 6th to 1st . Need a whole lot more than that. Very poor transfer ....
In last seasons window i would have signed:

1. Good left back - Danny Rose - 35 mil
2. Good right back - Kyle Walker/Serge Aurier - 35 mil
3. Skilfull/Competent winger - Perisic - 40 mil

Still cannot fathom why Mourinho refused to add the money and buy Perisic, and instead went to dash Benefica money for Lindelof.

This summer i want to see the following gone:

Lindelof - Terrible player
Valencia - just don't let me talk
Young - gives his all but not good enough
Blind - see above
Mata - no comment
Mkyitaryan - pussy
Herrerra - seems like just a fitter version of the regular footballer that you may find in your area team
Christianity Etc › Re: My Brother Wants To End His Marriage Because Of A Prophecy by SmartyPants(m): 11:25am On Nov 05, 2017
@ shortgun

Sorry, your brother does not want to end his marriage because of a prophecy, he wants to end his marriage because of his wife's confession.

Take the pastor out of the picture here. The wife confessed to praying against her husband's success; that is enough.

Whether she actually prays against him or she just thinks it in her heart, your brother has married someone who does not wish him well for self-centered reasons. He is right to want to leave her but as a christian man he is not entitled to divorce just yet.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Twitter User With A PHD Says He Had To Apply 110 Times Before He Got A Job(pics) by SmartyPants(m): 9:52am On Nov 05, 2017
johnnyvid:
so so pathetic situations. even at PH.d level, he didn't get the job on time. not to talk of b.SC level. God help Nigeria graduates.
If he applied for 110 jobs and didn't get them, logically it means 110 other graduates got jobs.

This means that:

1. There are jobs!
2. Degree is not the only thing recruiters are looking at.
Sports › Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by SmartyPants(m): 9:47pm On Nov 04, 2017
Funniest thing is this dude just rewrote someone else's content...

OP try to be original.
Education › Re: Ignatius Ajuru University Girls Twerk Hard During Graduation (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 7:08pm On Nov 02, 2017
My first time hearing of an ignatius ajuru university... hmm. Odiegwu
Romance › Re: I Am A Feminist!! by SmartyPants(m): 5:59pm On Nov 02, 2017
trustyshoess:
I know you're here for my head but hear me out first. So in the space on an hour, I have come across two threads relating to feminism. This is not a counter or anything as everyone is entitled to their own opinion. However I can't help but put my 2 cents in.
I seriously believe that feminism is highly misunderstood

First things first, let's define feminism; it is the advocacy of women's rights on the ground of the equality of the sexes. Notice it doesn't say feminism is a drive towards matriarchy? Well that's simple, it's not.

There are many different types of feminism but I won't be discussing all of them as that will take too much time so I urge you to use good old Google!
So I think that the kind of feminism that people think of when they hear Feminism is Radical Feminism-: Radical feminism is a movement that believes sexism is so deeply rooted in society that the only cure is to eliminate the concept of gender completely or for females to dominate.

Now that's not the kind of feminism I'm talking about. Another type of Feminism is Liberal Feminism. Liberal feminists strive towards gender equality in all areas of life. Gender equality includes men too!

So why am I a feminist? Or why do I believe in gender equality? No, it's not because I believe that men and women are equal or because I'm against submissiveness or because I want female world domination (although that would be pretty cool)
I believe in gender equality for the same reason I believe in racial equality, tribal equality and anything that has to do with fairness in general.

Of course men and women are not equal, physicality being the main difference but they're both humans and both deserve to be treated equally as a result.

Believe me there's soo much more to say, but I don't want to make this too long. Feel free to ask questions, let's see if I can get you to see why feminism isn't all that bad

Give Femism a chance, it's not as bad as people make it out to be. We all should be feminists, we all should be striving towards equality
1. How do you reconcile these two bolded statements?
2. Is difference in strength really the main differentiator? Aren't reproductive functions the major differentiator?
3. You have implied a premise that you believe all of humanity to be equal. Where is the evidence that supports this assertion?
Romance › Re: She Was Tested HIV Positive by SmartyPants(m): 5:41pm On Nov 02, 2017
Nedfed:
Really?
Can you elite us on that pls
Hiv enters the body through permeable surfaces known as mucous membranes. These are surfaces of the body that are not protected by skin. Examples include the eyelids, vagina walls,and the urethra of a man's penis. During sex, the woman is much more vulnerable because her entire vagina is covered by mucous membranes whereas the penis is cover by regular skin which is effectively resistant to hiv.

For a man to catch hiv through vaginal intercourse, his penis must either sustain a cut (perhaps through very rough sex), or the infected fluid must enter inside the urethra. Now the body is not designed to allow such access otherwise every time you go swimming, your penis would fill up with pool water. The blood pressure inside the penis is high so it is just like a pumped football: when you pour water over the valve, nothing enters--same with the penis.

Statistically, gay men and women are far more likely to contract Hiv than straight men.
Romance › Re: She Was Tested HIV Positive by SmartyPants(m): 5:34pm On Nov 02, 2017
Nedfed:
What's the cure then
Share if you know
Post exposure prophylaxis... in 2013 when i first mentioned it on this site, i was laughed at but its a fairly common procedure now. If you suspect you have been exposed to HIV, you need to undergo post exposure prophylaxis within the first 72 hours.

If i recall correctly it involves blasting the body full of anti-retrovirals at an intense pace.
Education › Re: Uniben Emerges First African University To Reach Petrobowl Championship Finals by SmartyPants(m): 7:28am On Nov 02, 2017
sinaj:
If you know it why dnt you just tell him.
The answer is staring him in the face... Such laziness must not be encouraged.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Real Madrid: UCL (3 - 1) On 1st November 2017 by SmartyPants(m): 10:20pm On Nov 01, 2017
JamesReacher:
Today is our bad day. We would still come out strong. Talk to me in the finals
Who's the fool now?

wink
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by SmartyPants(m): 1:15pm On Nov 01, 2017
Abbeycharles:
I will share a near death experience I had in school because of konji. But I was very smart, if not, I would have been greatly Humiliated and tortured cheesy

Deola had the a nicest body structure and enticing boobs I ever seen in my life. The type you see Lalasticlala pushing to the front page to garner huge traffic. I met her at a wedding party and I found out she was in my dept but running part time programme. She had a bf (a cultist) but I told the courage and boldly asked for her number.

Fast-forward

We hooked up 2 to 3 times @ a friends place. since I knw say the boyfriend no dey enter that side. One day, na so Konji make me wear bathroom slippers run go her place for lashing, then around 6am or so the next day. Na so her bf knock on the door oooo and she started panicking, and I was panicking say I don die. But I was wise enough to quickly go to her kitchen. Told her to open the door and she did.

The dude walked in and I came out of the kitchen 20
seconds later with garri, rice and fresh tomatoes. I greeted the obviously perplexed bf

I said to her, thank you Deola for giving me what to eat this morning. I slipped into my bathroom slippers and left the room.

I acted it so real that the babe called to hail me, that the dude never suspected anything

To reinforce the I am a broke guy, I went to her place by 5:30am
knocked on d door and she gave me more foodstuffs.

The guy even gave me his rug and curtains the following semester since he was graduating.
Hahaha ma nigaa

You just made me remember one similar incident that i went through with a family friend.

I was 16 and the girl must have been 13/14, and she was a last child. I used to go over to her house whenever her family was away till one day we were naked in her room and her eldest bro came back with a guest or so... the girl was already freaking out and on the verge of crying but i quietly slipped out of her room and into the toilet, and then came out saying "dunno whats wrong, toilet won't flush".

the guy bought the line and was asking me what i put in the toilet, while my gf had gotten dressed by this point and came out to go "flush" the toilet for me.

I walked out like a boss.
Romance › Re: Is Break Up Sex Okay? by SmartyPants(m): 1:03pm On Nov 01, 2017
Daboomb:
BreakUp Sex? huh huh huh

Another invention of Satan the Devil!
angry angry angry
People are losing their sanity more and more these days.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Wounded Cameroonian Soldiers Being Treated After Gun Battle With Boko Haram.PICS by SmartyPants(m): 12:24pm On Nov 01, 2017
Plasmbob1:
Is it just me or there's no medic anywhere around that place.
Fellow soldiers are the ones carrying out the treatment?

Medics are (and should) be part of any military operation. I stand to be corrected though. Quick recovery, brave men.
Every army has its own soldiers that are medics, nurses, doctors, etc. They wear regular camo too
Romance › Re: Ladies, What's Your Definition Of A Handsome Man? by SmartyPants(m): 11:28am On Nov 01, 2017
Augustap:
Sorry, i don't do that.
Okay
Sports › Re: Kanu Nwankwo And El-hadji Diouf Visit Emir Sanusi (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 9:07am On Nov 01, 2017
updatechange:
Diouf a.k.a stubborn grin
I just hope he didn't spit on the emir
Romance › Re: Ladies, What's Your Definition Of A Handsome Man? by SmartyPants(m): 10:50pm On Oct 31, 2017
Augustap:
1. Yes
2. Not telling tongue
3. 2 bros
4. In d uni, but nt telling which year tongue
5. In fact, I'm married to food grin
Lol so I'm probably 95% right wink

Can we talk offline? Fb or Whatsapp maybe
Romance › Re: Ladies, What's Your Definition Of A Handsome Man? by SmartyPants(m): 10:58am On Oct 31, 2017
Augustap:
Yea. I've seen what i'm looking for. The background is nice, red and white grin
Lol...

I'm going to make a few educated guesses about you, tell me if I'm right...

Eastern heritage, 21-22 years old, 2 or more brothers, third year in uni... Probably a foodie...
Correct?
Romance › Re: Ladies, What's Your Definition Of A Handsome Man? by SmartyPants(m): 10:28am On Oct 31, 2017
Augustap:
Yea, i had to modify that list.
But lemme see ur dp first. Pinshures grin matter
Lol

Im not a particularly pretty boy but I've uploaded one...

Hope you find what you are looking for angry
Romance › Re: Ladies, What's Your Definition Of A Handsome Man? by SmartyPants(m): 10:28am On Oct 31, 2017
Augustap:
Yea, i had to modify that list.
But lemme see ur dp first. Pinshures grin matter
Lol


Im not a particularly pretty boy but I've uploaded one...

Hope you find what you are looking for angry
Celebrities › Re: Seyi Law Shares His Experience With Military Men, Who Rejected Money From Him by SmartyPants(m): 8:47am On Oct 31, 2017
AbaNgele:
Who said? have you been to Onicha head bridge at night before? The way army people collect money there eeh. the even work hand in hand with this local govt revenue touts that collect commerce and produce tax.
There are always exceptions... That's why I kept using the word "usually".

My observation is based on my experience travelling throughout Nigeria.
Romance › Re: Ladies, What's Your Definition Of A Handsome Man? by SmartyPants(m): 12:05am On Oct 31, 2017
Dimples129:
One word and one word only for me ♡Masculinity.♤ That's it, sick off seeing mitches. And yes mitches can grow breads too but that don't make you a man!
Seriously... mitches?

lmao
Romance › Re: Ladies, What's Your Definition Of A Handsome Man? by SmartyPants(m): 12:04am On Oct 31, 2017
Augustap:
I really am a sapio.
well in the list you posted you didn't really say anything that really relates to a guy being brainy

I'm just asking coz well if ur really sapio, and i'm Smartypants...

the future is looking bright baby

grin tongue
Romance › Re: Ladies, What's Your Definition Of A Handsome Man? by SmartyPants(m): 11:46pm On Oct 30, 2017
Augustap:
Thank you cheesy
So are you really sapio, or you just like the idea of being sapio?
Romance › Re: Ladies, What's Your Definition Of A Handsome Man? by SmartyPants(m): 8:37pm On Oct 30, 2017
queenfav:
I determine which guy to give time to by all i said. He can look like a male god and not evoke any feelings in me. Its just how i am wired. I try not to focus on the physical!
Cool... smiley
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Chilling In His Hood In Ojuelegba Surulere Pic + Video by SmartyPants(m): 8:36pm On Oct 30, 2017
bercarray:
what could that guy in blue be doing on his phone that made him concentrate on it like or e dey play game ni for the first 3 pics na im phone im dey look.
trying to take a selfie with either a slow phone or new phone that he is not very familiar with yet
Romance › Re: Ladies, What's Your Definition Of A Handsome Man? by SmartyPants(m): 7:57pm On Oct 30, 2017
queenfav:
Sorry.. For me it's not in his looks.Its about how he loves me and treats me. A man can be physically handsome and yet ugly inside! When a man shows me that he takes me as top priority, he supports me, prays for me, loves me through my bad and good days.. I crown him Mr world! That's all the cuteness i want!
By your definition it will take time for you to be able to tell if a man is cute...so how do you determine which guys to give the time to?

Or do you give the opportunity to every guy?
Romance › Re: Ladies, What's Your Definition Of A Handsome Man? by SmartyPants(m): 7:49pm On Oct 30, 2017
Augustap:
Who tweaked ur brain? Whoever did, did it wrongly
You're seriously mad and you have no one to tell you grin
Girl you are fine kiss

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