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TrapQueen77:
Oh yeah... Smellinganus taught me all of these. He's a great guy and a sex guru

Op you need to communicate how you feel in a very romantic way to her and it's time for you to also be making love to her mind before her body... Why not initiate the dirty talk before you get home... Talk like, my lips are itching to suck your pussy... I miss you, what are you wearing now? Can I see you in pant alone.... Etc... Making love should start even before you get home, the more you do this , the more your wife will be more confident to express herself during love making ... and pls don't nag or complain like someone that is frustrated with her inaction during love making.... Just create a peaceful atmosphere and suggest your thoughts romantically to her... Let me stop here...

MrCork:

I have been expecting your birthday wish to her but it never came even till now

onstelly:

relax love ... By the way you still have not to old me who you are supporting

TrapQueen77:
Smellinganus & I are still thinking who deserves our votes and ofcurz the rest of our gang.

very true Boo

Although I don't support having sidechicks by guys but it's alarming the way many girls have fuuuck buddies/ side guys and they will even introduce them to their boyfriends as a friend, colleague, church member or coursemate etc...

TrapQueen77:
ur damn ryt boo.

yea Boo

TrapQueen77:
Hahahahahaha but she will look smokin hot once u finished a bottle of whiskey na

hahahha alcohol can make he'll look like heaven no doubt....

TrapQueen77:
Smellinganus come and see this one...

it's disgusting to me because her body shape... There ways some girls will rock some of these stuffs and it will look sexxy.... Pukes out of thread...

Some men can actually do it if their wives cheat on them.... So was your friend involved in extra marital affairs?

Rexmarysweet:
PLEASE PLEAD WITH WIKE TO PAY ME MY FEBRUARY,MARCH,APRIL,MAY AND JUNE SALARIES. I WORK UNDER UBE BOARD.

THATS INHUMAN.

I really sympathize with you.... Everyone deserves to be paid when he works... I believe he will see to it , after all he paid workers salaries of over five months owed by his predecessor...

Na so one of my neighbours been dey fork fork anyhow, today him don marry and according to him, him no dey fit perform like before maybe because him dick don retire after a meritorious pervert service to vaginahood.... Now him dey tell me say him dey suspect say one Guy for our neighbourhood dey fork fork him wife... ( him self confess say him fork fork people wives)...

Although I was sceptical about Wike becoming a Governor but for now he has prooved me wrong... Wike is working.... It doesn't in anyway diminish my love for Ameachi.... I am neither apc or pdp but a lover of good governance

ogorwyne:
Oh! So na because I nor fit wash those plenty plates na em make u b wan knock me? U aint loyal at all.

I dey loyal o... At least you dey go wash the plates na... E mean say you love me well and I go dey appreciate your love by loving you more..

ogorwyne:
Aii just dey pass dey go wash the plates o. Hmm!

hahahahh better for you.. na him be say you be still my wife...

ogorwyne:
See PP o.

Lol.... How you take find me reach here.... Ayam finished...

Julietcutie:
I would just wash it like that .. though just wanna please her so I can marry her son in peace

my dear.... You get brain... It doesn't mean washing it will be easy but you know what you want and you will not spoil it.... Love your comment... Infact I feel like saying it's the best I have seen from any nairalander since I joined this forum... My eyes are on you from today...

Creamish so sorry I left bbm unceremoniously because I was just tired of it but I am back now and I realized I you are no more in the group... Missed you for real...

Many ladies are interested in what they don't have instead of appreciating that dude that is doing his best to please them... At the end of the day they go for the so called greener pastures and find out that the grass isn't greener at the other end only to bring back her badly fucccked puciii to you for you to accept her back... Girls learn to appreciate what you have , you may not know the value until you lose it same thing with guys... As a guy, if another guy starts listening to your babe on the things you have refused to listen because you think she is talking shit... I pity for you, na untop dat guy dick she go answer your call

ayooladee:
lolz where just say it joor

hmmmnnn if you are desperate to know then send a pm

ayooladee:
please tell us

nah not here...

ambgiano:
Help!!! Dear Nairalanders, please tell me how to dissuade my potential girl who is still so much in love with her ex. They were both AS genotype, so, couldn't get along. Her addiction to him is hurting me so much. Advise on what to tell her and how to go about it please.

its a normal thing in this type of situation... Just be patient with her and show her love... Complain less if possible, you may end up losing her to another man (not to her ex though) if you don't handle this maturely...

This was exactly what happened in Bayelsa State before the last Gubernatorial Election , some applicants were screened and till today even after the Governor has been re-elected, none of those screened has been employed... Edo people should shine their eyes and Vote who they thtink is best for them... This looks like a political move but I just hope the Bayelsa Scenario doesn't repeat itself here...

I declare today the best day on Planet earth because it happens to be the birthday of the most caring Queen that happens to be the "QUEEN of HEARTS" that has trapped my heart although she is not from the "VON TRAPP FAMILY" but she will always be my "TRAP QUEEN"... "YEH VAADA RAHA" (speaking in India)....



Olihilistic
Muva
Iamlegend1
Smellymouth
Obiorathesubtle
Iykekelvins
Slyisaac
Jubrealguy
Mimzy
Lezz
Firsteva
Postmann
Evathyst
Suzan404
Airsultan show my TRAPQUEEN LOVE....

olihilistic:
It is boss.
Hope to see you around sir.

no wahala.... Much of thanks for checking on me

2BB4CB3E:
Hhmmm what's going on?

just intelligent conversation nothing less...

Puresolutions:
@smellinganus let's allow Op regain control of his thread out.... signs out !

ok bro... It was nice having this conversation with you...

Puresolutions:
good.Nigerian political society is my choice for entertainment it beats whatever satellite subscription tha comes to mind..

Have you tried japanese manga like Naruto..It feels like the movie reading the manga prints.

wow.... Ok thanks.... I will try that...

2BB4CB3E:
In my own diary you guys are doing battle of di**s lol

Lol.... No o... It's not everyday one meets a highly intelligent person like him and I don't want to take this meeting for granted...

Puresolutions:
Alas you got to the bus stop,most societal celebs are fo8ls the intelligent ones i appreciate are my brothers n sister i walk past daily,we meet online thus i reversed the structure society inadvently schooled me into which for me is to resppect my neighbor,and forget the public figure - REVERSE pschye...what keeps u up this late...?

hmmmm this my philosopher brother... I am up late because I love reading.... I am just looking for what to read online ( wether it's for entertainment or education )... But I will soon have my night rest, I also need to open a birthday thread tomorrow for a nairaland close friend..

Mine was Kingsize... Don't ask me why I no go talk...

Puresolutions:
dont make me feel shy pls stop it.i actually don't come out this way not in the past few years atleast but somethin about you pulls me out to patiently construct my outflow brick by brick...if it's intelligence only God knows i only follow a thought pattern anytime i hear the word intelligence which is whenever a poll is done anywhere in the world intelligence would always loose to fo*lishness anyday anytime meaning most leaders that come out of elections are sheeer products and represenbtatives of fo8lish people much of the time...

wise words .... I actually told one of my profs. In school similar thing in this way.... I said if the leaders are corrupt then their is a bigger problem with the society that produced such leaders.... You are just too intelligent , I also love the fact that you think very deep before making your comments so one needs to think deep to understand you better....

[quote author=Puresolutions post=47279475][/quote]hahahhaha you just hit the nail on the head... Mennnn I can actually perceive intelligence all over your write ups...