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Crime › Re: Zambian Woman Allegedly Shot Her Hubby Dead Because Of A Love Child (photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 9:34am On Jun 03, 2016
DiAmOnDrUbY:
Tell her we miss her...

Btw I know u like me.. I like u too grin
haha haha you just sounded like a very good female friend of mine... Anyway, why do you like me?
Romance › Re: When A Guy Always Sleeps When You're At His House? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:29am On Jun 03, 2016
HateU2:
Give him a welcome home BJ cheesy and trusssss me, he won't sleep again
hahahah down to earth... Like you...
Crime › Re: Zambian Woman Allegedly Shot Her Hubby Dead Because Of A Love Child (photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 9:20am On Jun 03, 2016
DiAmOnDrUbY:
Thank you
Good morning. Where is kashybaby
she is Fyn in Singapore.... She and I last communicated with each other this morning
Romance › Re: Please I Really Need Answers by SmellingAnus(m): 8:40am On Jun 03, 2016
onstelly:
Smiles thanks alot
Gud morning to one of the few monikers that sounds good in my ears when I call it within me... Sorry for not checking up on you before today...
Crime › Re: Zambian Woman Allegedly Shot Her Hubby Dead Because Of A Love Child (photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 8:32am On Jun 03, 2016
DiAmOnDrUbY:
Yes..
you look beautiful like a model...
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by SmellingAnus(m): 8:35pm On Jun 02, 2016
mimzy:
Ha lol . Its up to you guys o. Twaci did a very good job by creating this thread so u guys should take a cue wink
ok dear... cool
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by SmellingAnus(m): 7:56pm On Jun 02, 2016
mimzy:
Ha . ok leme list em in no particular order.

Still maintaining close contacts with you ex and telling me she's just a friend now...

Not acknowledging me in front of people that matter to you.

Comparing me with your ex... Giving me a constant reminder of how she does this and that better..

Not being appreciative of my little gestures.

Not giving me room to be a part of his decision making or making my advise to seem inconsequential.

What the guy can do...avoid all of the above and communicate constantly...that's the key but not limited to it..
wow.... Thanks dear... This is loaded... I wonder when there will be questions for men so that I can answer yours...
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by SmellingAnus(m): 7:45pm On Jun 02, 2016
mimzy:
Ha Lolzzzzz grin

Ok your question..I'm waiting
what are those things in particular that can make you jealous or feel insecure in a relationship and what is the best way for the man in your life to handle it?
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by SmellingAnus(m): 7:23pm On Jun 02, 2016
mimzy:
Smelly trust me you will end up getting her bruised all over.

Women are very very tender, they need loads of forepla¥ and you will not need to be told when she's ready cod she will UnCloth you herself. If you rush her , you will only end up getting her bruised, except of cos our Calabar sisters (nuff respect to y'all) who can go for twelve straight hours.

I personally am not even a fan of long hours of sex, so if it's gonna be short, please let it be beautiful and memorable except if it's a quickie.
Noted dear cool cool
Romance › Re: The Prostitute I Met Is Sweeter In Bed Than My Wife, Should I Dump My Wife? by SmellingAnus(m): 7:13pm On Jun 02, 2016
smellingmenses:
Dear adewumiopeyemi
angry Go board the next flight ok.... do not come complaining when you start receiving your transaction alerts ..e.g. HIV/AIDS, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Hepatitis, Tuberculosis, Herpes, Poverty, Angry boyfriend issues, co-customer issues. I wish you Bon Voyage.

Signed by
SmellingMenses
On behalf of the Smelling family
cc: Smellymouth
smellinganus etal
yes seconded by me cool cool
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by SmellingAnus(m): 5:45pm On Jun 02, 2016
How did I get here... Anyway I am staying here since I am already here...
Crime › Re: Zambian Woman Allegedly Shot Her Hubby Dead Because Of A Love Child (photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 5:11pm On Jun 02, 2016
I just looked at your profile for the first time, is that you on your dp? @ diamondruby
Education › Re: 22 Things You’ll Understand If Mathematics Was Your Worst Subject by SmellingAnus(m): 2:50pm On Jun 02, 2016
ferhyntorlah:
I loved Pythagoras Theorem. Loved it!
good for you... cool
Celebrities › Re: Flavour At Bella Okagbue's Birthday Party by SmellingAnus(m): 11:49am On Jun 02, 2016
Ok..
Education › Re: 22 Things You’ll Understand If Mathematics Was Your Worst Subject by SmellingAnus(m): 9:20am On Jun 02, 2016
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Travel › Re: 10 Most Beautiful And Developed Cities In Africa by SmellingAnus(m): 7:09pm On Jun 01, 2016
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Romance › Re: Most Disgusting Moniker On Romanceland by SmellingAnus(m): 6:45pm On Jun 01, 2016
AngelAhnie:
Hey Princecheesy
My Princess...
Romance › Re: To The Special One. Pictures. by SmellingAnus(m): 4:29pm On Jun 01, 2016
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Romance › Re: Most Disgusting Moniker On Romanceland by SmellingAnus(m): 1:33pm On Jun 01, 2016
smellingmenses:
Who would you nominate

I nominate fisifunkododada
you opened your Moniker yesterday being my birthday and called it smellingmenses... Obviously you admire my moniker... Welcome to the smelling family...
Romance › Re: Most Disgusting Moniker On Romanceland by SmellingAnus(m): 1:27pm On Jun 01, 2016
alobright17:
smellingmenses
MoneypassGod
SmellingAnus
menstrualpad
undecided
Romance › Re: Wish A Sweet/hot/pretty/handsome Nairalander U Admire A Happy New Month by SmellingAnus(m): 1:16pm On Jun 01, 2016
UyiIredia:
Girlwithwings
refiner
MissGDope
SmellingAnus
Smellymouth

Happy new month y'all.
thanks bro... Happy New month to you too... cool cool cool
Romance › Re: Lets Do This!! Make A Romantic Comment 4rm The Last Word Of The Poster Above You by SmellingAnus(m): 12:29pm On Jun 01, 2016
[quote author=Qualer post=46046307][/quote]yea bro... grin
Crime › Re: Jungle Justice In Nigeria – Do Or Don’t by SmellingAnus(m): 9:02am On Jun 01, 2016
I condemn both the crime and the jungle justice... I know that in some cases jungle justice is administered out of frustration due to the inability of the police to fish out those hoodlums so the community decides to protect itself and its properties through any means... I have not given up on Nigeria, I know we will get to an admirable state where we will have very effective Executive, Legislature and Judiciary... God Bless Nigeria
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Smellinganus! by SmellingAnus(m): 9:03pm On May 31, 2016
Engineermbugame:
ur welcomed ,hmmm am far from dere.
it's well... Thanks once again...
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Smellinganus! by SmellingAnus(m): 8:20pm On May 31, 2016
Engineermbugame:
Happy birthday bro,long life and prosperity.were ar u celebrating d birthday.?
thanks bro.. na for ph...
Romance › Re: Drop A Lyric To A Song And Let Someone Tell You The Artist That Sang The Song. by SmellingAnus(m): 2:08pm On May 31, 2016
Why does my heart go on beating,
Why do these eyes of mine cry?
Don't they know it's the end of the world
It ended when you said Said good bye...
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Smellinganus! by SmellingAnus(m): 1:17pm On May 31, 2016
Chizzy759831:
happy birthday Swts.
thanks sweetie...
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Smellinganus! by SmellingAnus(m): 12:53pm On May 31, 2016
firstEVA:
tell her we are waiting for her new handle lipsrsealed she cant just leave like that.


Happy Birthday by the way smiley
thanks dear... I will let you know if she gets another
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Smellinganus! by SmellingAnus(m): 12:36pm On May 31, 2016
firstEVA:
you didn't have to go angry
she has already deactivated dear...
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Smellinganus! by SmellingAnus(m): 12:04pm On May 31, 2016
olihilistic:
happy birthday smellinganus.wish you all the best.

kashybabay before you leave pm me your whatsapp contact.
will miss you... Thanks for all your care , praises, honour and respect you showered on me... Be rest assured that your name Kashybaby is tattooed somewhere in my heart...
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Smellinganus! by SmellingAnus(m): 11:30am On May 31, 2016
onstelly:
Really
yea dear..

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