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 Romance › Re: Ladies! Ever Had A Wardrobe Malfunction?? by SmellingAnus(m): 4:44pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
KingCheezyPuff:I know you haven't, that's why I asked of your most embarrassing moment  |
| Romance › Re: Ladies! Ever Had A Wardrobe Malfunction?? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:58pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
KingCheezyPuff:so what's your most embarrassing moment |
| Romance › Re: Ladies! Ever Had A Wardrobe Malfunction?? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:47pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
KingCheezyPuff:hahaha ok.. I attended a programme at Hiltop Church in ph and the guest minister was papa Ayo oritsejafor, mennn as he was preaching and he called out some persons with a particular amount to give offerings, I joined the long queue only for my frontage to come in contact with one ass... The kind of sensation I received was as if the babe didn't wear pant and my silly man was just joyously singing the national anthem... I tried everything possible to make it come down quickly although I finally succeeded but I really don't know if anyone noticed my struggle... I also tried avoiding contact with the babe in front but the crowd at my back made it difficult for me... I have heard about such experiences happening to some persons even in the church, I never knew it could happen to me... |
| Romance › Re: Finally! Finally! Finally! Ve Arrived Oh. by SmellingAnus(m): 2:18pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
| Romance › Re: Ladies! Ever Had A Wardrobe Malfunction?? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:16pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
geni340:Lol that will be infringing on the rights of the dickk... Or don't you think so  |
| Romance › Re: Finally! Finally! Finally! Ve Arrived Oh. by SmellingAnus(m): 1:54pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
I luvsweetsex... Someyears ago I remember an Indian virgin friend of mine that was about to get married asked me to explain the concept of sex... I just told her that the only thing sweeter than sex in this world is God... Don't mind me I had to do that cos the word sex seems to frighten her so I had to explain it to her that way... This your moniker go put you for wahala o... |
| Romance › Re: Finally! Finally! Finally! Ve Arrived Oh. by SmellingAnus(m): 1:19pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
Welcome dear even though I suspect that it's an alternate moniker you are using now... Welcome  |
| Politics › Re: APC Has To Stop Playing Blame Game – Amaechi by SmellingAnus(m): 12:49pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
He made so much sense here... I am happy you now know that Nigerians need results not insults/blame game against the past administration.... |
| Politics › Re: Akinwunmi Ambode Celebrates His 53rd Birthday Today by SmellingAnus(m): 12:46pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
Happy birthday His Excellency... I heard you are really doing well for Lagosians... Keep it up... Like a popular saying, the reward for hard work is more hard work.. 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo's Tribute To OJB Jezreel by SmellingAnus(m): 12:37pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
At least despite your controversial nature you still have human sympathy not that I support your public declaration of help you rendered to him... But wait a minute ... Who cares as long as you were there for him in his time of need... That act alone of help you rendered makes you better than many of our politicians who are suppose to be doing what you did... 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Is It A Crime To Date Broke Guy? by SmellingAnus(m): 12:32pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
It's not him you need to break up with, it's your friends you need to break up with especially when the guy is hardworking and has vision of where he is going to and also respects and includes you in his future plans... |
| Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Aid Guys In Cheating On Girls ? by SmellingAnus(m): 12:20pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
Not that I support cheating but it's the height of betrayal to the male folks for a friend to reveal his cheating activities to his girlfriend... Guys do warn their fellow guys about the dangers of cheating on a good woman... I know I do advise my cousin on that but one has to do that with wisdom before you are seen as an enemy.... But nice observation I will say... 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Ladies! Ever Had A Wardrobe Malfunction?? by SmellingAnus(m): 12:09pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
Although this thread is for ladies to comment but I just want to add that guys also suffer from what I call dicckk malfunction... ( It's a situation where a dickk gets erect when you are in a public place like church, school, workplace etc...) Anyway let me relax and read comments |
| Romance › Re: Is Getting Married The Greatest Achievement For Every Girl? by SmellingAnus(m): 11:53am On Jun 14, 2016 |
Marriage has been consciously or subconsciously built into the mindset of many of us Nigerians including males and females that getting married is the peak of responsibility and fulfilment no wonder in churches today when a pastor prays for single girls to get married ,the resounding Amen is most times loudest compared to other prayers... A woman that is not married in Nigeria and she is in her 30s is always under more pressure to get married than her female counterparts... Anyway this well written thread below will add value to any Nigerian female that desires to get married someday... https://www.nairaland.com/3046021/romancelanders-females-wake-up-reality |
| Romance › Re: Guys, You're The Cause Of Your Own Problems by SmellingAnus(m): 11:26am On Jun 14, 2016 |
Some girls too can't stay without sex they just pretend under the canopy of a no sex relationship... I sat close to a girl in her church, and I wooed her for three weeks and she accepted.. I told her I want a no sex relationship and she accepted... Maybe she thought I was joking, she didn't know that for close to two years before I met her I have stayed with out sex... The relationship was sweet so I thought only for she to dump me because of that my no sex relationship stance... It's over three years now and she is still trying to come back into my life but it's almost too late cos I had moved on and when I remember that she almost put me in a state of heart break, my heart gets more hardened not to accept her back... So girls are also guilty of this sex crazy world... 10 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: Is My Nigerian Friend Serious About Me? by SmellingAnus(m): 6:54am On Jun 14, 2016 |
Abprettyneat:I actually feel that man is a good man but I also think it's not worth investing your time and emotions in... The risk is just too high to ignore |
| Romance › Re: Is My Nigerian Friend Serious About Me? by SmellingAnus(m): 5:59am On Jun 14, 2016 |
The married man never even enter and you dey behave like this, if him enter you go cry say him don dupe you because him go back to him wife.... Just cut off from him and allow him to have more time for his wife and maybe kids if he has any |
| Romance › Re: ......message to my Ex by SmellingAnus(m): 8:16pm On Jun 13, 2016 |
Everyone knows how to love, only few know how to stay in love... |
| Romance › Re: So Many Baby Daddies These Days....i Can't Marry/date A Baby Daddy by SmellingAnus(m): 7:19pm On Jun 13, 2016 |
Many single girls are even too busy with married men... It's like the latest trend now is about many single girls having affairs with married men... |
| Politics › Re: See Photo Of A Nigerian Soldier Operating A Heavily Armed Gunboat In Niger Delta by SmellingAnus(m): 10:59pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
Ok o |
| Romance › Re: A Letter Of Apology To My Fellow Nairalanders...refiner. by SmellingAnus(m): 8:15pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
mimzy: |
| Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contenders Will Open Another Moniker Just To Praise Themselves by SmellingAnus(m): 6:27pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
lilzcee:hahaha smellymouth is my only twin on nairaland and we both support Mimzy for miss nairaland... 2 Likes 2 Shares |
| Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contenders Will Open Another Moniker Just To Praise Themselves by SmellingAnus(m): 6:04pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
lilzcee:thanks bro.. you are very discerning and wise too... Thanks bro... Judging from what people (males n more females) have said , you are right... |
| Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contenders Will Open Another Moniker Just To Praise Themselves by SmellingAnus(m): 5:56pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
lilzcee:I dey Fyn o... How your weekend go... Happy New week by the way |
| Romance › Re: A Letter Of Apology To My Fellow Nairalanders...refiner. by SmellingAnus(m): 4:20pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
HateU2:oh I get you now... 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: A Letter Of Apology To My Fellow Nairalanders...refiner. by SmellingAnus(m): 4:20pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
STFUareyouG0d: that's the spirit bro... Thumbs up... 1 Like 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: A Letter Of Apology To My Fellow Nairalanders...refiner. by SmellingAnus(m): 4:15pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
HateU2:sweetheart he didn't mean any harm.... |
| Romance › Re: A Letter Of Apology To My Fellow Nairalanders...refiner. by SmellingAnus(m): 4:09pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
STFUareyouG0d:cheers too bro... Someone said football without violence, and I am saying campaign without violence... You are a good sportsman.... All the best... |
| Romance › Re: A Letter Of Apology To My Fellow Nairalanders...refiner. by SmellingAnus(m): 4:07pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
HateU2:same to you dearest... |
| Romance › Re: A Letter Of Apology To My Fellow Nairalanders...refiner. by SmellingAnus(m): 4:01pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
STFUareyouG0d:she's my Pal... thanks for your suggestion but Mimzy makes my world go round... 4 Likes |
| Romance › Re: A Letter Of Apology To My Fellow Nairalanders...refiner. by SmellingAnus(m): 3:54pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
HateU2:I love this your comment |
| Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contenders Will Open Another Moniker Just To Praise Themselves by SmellingAnus(m): 3:46pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
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am equal to d task 
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