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Romance › Re: URGENT Help!!!my Boyfriend Is Not Being Cooperative With Me!! by SmellingAnus(m): 9:08pm On Apr 21, 2019
Op its obvious he is not into ass sucking. You better look for guys or gays that are into ass sucking cheesy
Romance › Re: URGENT Help!!!my Boyfriend Is Not Being Cooperative With Me!! by SmellingAnus(m): 9:07pm On Apr 21, 2019
agbonkamen:
How can a sane person be sucking dick or pussy what kind of nonsense is this...... E no go better for the person wey introduce this irritating stuff.
There is nothing wrong in sucking dvck and pussy as long as both parties consent to it grin
Romance › Re: His Experience With A Gay. by SmellingAnus(m): 9:04pm On Apr 21, 2019
Lies
Romance › Re: I Always Masturbate When Ever I See My Consin I Need Help by SmellingAnus(m): 3:39pm On Apr 21, 2019
Lol...

Go and have a girlfriend that can distract you from your female cousin grin
Romance › Re: Drop A Word For Your Ex/Lover/Crush Without Mentioning Their Name. by SmellingAnus(m): 9:54pm On Apr 20, 2019
Sorry I had to block you from communicating with me... I know you still love me.... I love you too but obviously we can't be together cos you are now married to another man so it's best you face your husband so that we don't commit adultery... I still remember when you named your pussy my name that I am the owner grin so you called it P....'s Pussy... Lol... Love u but fvcking another man's wife is a no no for me at least for now... cool
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo: "African Leaders Are Intellectually Bankrupt" by SmellingAnus(m):
HigherEd:
So supporting a candidate means that a person is a political leader?
Which Kain talk be this. And you know, he never mentioned Buhari. So stop feeling unnecessarily guilty.
If you read between the lines of his comments, he already accepted that Buhari is intellectually bankrupt... He is only trying to rope Oyedepo (Bishop) into those Political leaders that are intellectually bankrupt...
Education › Re: Dismissed From Landmark University, Got Admission Again – Twitter User by SmellingAnus(m): 1:23pm On Apr 20, 2019
partnerbizz4:
Your analogy is abysmally warped. And you seem not to know that alcohol has several benefits ranging from reducing cardiovascular diseases to reducing risk of diabetes, gallstones. But bad when abused.

So because vehicles kill people, we should all be trekking and ban vehicles?

Is there anything that is not bad when abused?


Even ordinary water can be harmful if taken excessively. It can cause hyponatremia which can be fatal.

Tramadol is a pain reliever but people have abused it and died from complications thereof.

Do you now ban it outright?


I just told you that a seminary sells alcohol and priests and students buy them.

Do you know that wine used by catholic priests during consecration in church is alcoholic?

Even the pope uses it. But then they at times they add water to it. ( to make cruests).


If the pope abuses it, he will get drunk.
It's simple... When you go to Rome, behave like the Roman's... I hope this settles the whole issue...
In medio stat virtus. Temperance is a virtue.
When you go to Rome, behave like the Romans.... I hope this settles the whole issue... undecided
Romance › Re: For men: Its A Give Away Make Your Choice by SmellingAnus(m): 3:46pm On Apr 19, 2019
No.1 cool cool
Romance › Re: Help!! I Need To Stop Thinking About Him. by SmellingAnus(m): 5:56pm On Apr 16, 2019
dollytino4real:
no be small tin o, thief dey wori people here
hahaha
Romance › Re: Help!! I Need To Stop Thinking About Him. by SmellingAnus(m): 12:46pm On Apr 16, 2019
dollytino4real:
guy, I dey miss u
hahahahahbno miss me too much... When guy hear say woman miss am... Na fvck dey cum him mind... If you miss me too much na Belle you go carry o... Lol... No mind Sha... How your side, hope say bad boys no dey disturb u
Romance › Re: Help!! I Need To Stop Thinking About Him. by SmellingAnus(m): 12:38pm On Apr 16, 2019
dollytino4real:
y people dislike dis ur moniker sef
many persons like the person behind the moniker,. Na that one importanter pass grin am... But na life na... No be everybody go like person or a particular thing
Romance › Re: Help!! I Need To Stop Thinking About Him. by SmellingAnus(m): 7:08am On Apr 16, 2019
Fathertony:
with this kind of offensive moniker, you praying to God?
Some Nigerian Christians sha
even David wey Fvck another man wife pray to God... Even Peter wey deny Jesus three times still pray to God... I Never Fvck another man wife. .. So why I no go pray to God grin...

Besides everybody has a smelling anus especially after defecation grin
Romance › Re: Help!! I Need To Stop Thinking About Him. by SmellingAnus(m): 7:28am On Apr 15, 2019
dollytino4real:
guy
my dear... Another week of hustle... Make Baba God Bless The works of our hands... Make this week no see our end but make we see the end of this week and beyond na my prayer for us...
Romance › Re: Help!! I Need To Stop Thinking About Him. by SmellingAnus(m): 7:23am On Apr 15, 2019
lilianofentse:
Smelly Sperm better stop hiding using this moniker. Am dead serious
We are different individuals...
Romance › Re: Help!! I Need To Stop Thinking About Him. by SmellingAnus(m): 10:05pm On Apr 14, 2019
1. I went through your previous thread and I found out that you love and enjoy to be fvcked very well which is not a bad thing ..

2.. your boyfriend/ex was cheating on you eventhough he fvcks you very well ..

3. It's probably been weeks since you were well fvcked the way your boyfriend/ex fvcks you...

4.: Conclusion : you are sexually attracted to this guy although he is not very handsome... There is already some form sexual connection you have with him... He can easily get you dripping wet with little or no effort ... The guy already knows you have a soft spot for him...

Bonus comment from me:... As a sexologist that I am, it's very possible that you might have even masturbated while thinking about your last near sex encounter with him of how he practically made you dripping wet...

Cc: lilianofentse
Politics › Re: Wike Begs Amaechi: Join Hands With Us To Move Our Dear State Forward by SmellingAnus(m): 8:46pm On Apr 12, 2019
dollytino4real:
u dey fear abi
. Hahahhaha Happy weekend my dear
Celebrities › Re: Mofe Duncan And Jessica Kakkad's Marriage Crashes After 3 Years by SmellingAnus(m): 3:30pm On Apr 12, 2019
agbonkamen:
I am FUCKING scared of Getting married but my mother won't allow me to rest....Nigeria men are very rugged now grin grin
guess who caused it grin
Politics › Re: Wike Begs Amaechi: Join Hands With Us To Move Our Dear State Forward by SmellingAnus(m): 2:58pm On Apr 12, 2019
dollytino4real:
my guy fine but u do finish and abandon me
Haba... Make another ear no hear am o cheesy cheesy
Politics › Re: Wike Begs Amaechi: Join Hands With Us To Move Our Dear State Forward by SmellingAnus(m): 2:37pm On Apr 12, 2019
dollytino4real:
even me i go reason wikerise
how dear
Celebrities › Re: Pastor Caught At Bet9ja Shop Hours After Anti-betting Sermon by SmellingAnus(m): 10:25am On Apr 12, 2019
Lies
Politics › Re: Wike Begs Amaechi: Join Hands With Us To Move Our Dear State Forward by SmellingAnus(m): 10:16am On Apr 12, 2019
godunia:
Please anybody who can take this advice to Amaechi should tell him to accept this offer. The only time Rivers saw significant progress was when the 2 of them were in one camp. The state should be greater than our ego
Lol... But currently they belong to different camp/Party...

If anyone of them is to defect to the other party... Who do you think will defect between both of them grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Winners Chapel Liberation Center In Texas: Video Of Multi Million Dollar Church by SmellingAnus(m): 6:06am On Apr 12, 2019
Looks very good...
Romance › Re: Man Proposes To Girlfriend At Covenant Christian Center Church, Lagos by SmellingAnus(m): 3:25pm On Apr 09, 2019
Paulpaulpaul:
Let's zip it
Wow... Okay... Sorry for asking though... I just enjoy learning new things in life...
Romance › Re: Man Proposes To Girlfriend At Covenant Christian Center Church, Lagos by SmellingAnus(m): 2:51pm On Apr 09, 2019
frozen70:
I am and their are still good ladies from disciplined home

What affects ladies of these days are,
their ways of life is different from their upbringing

They want to flex and in the course of that sees men as ATM machines rather than working hard to be self reliance

So because of these groups of ladies,
Every man has categoriesed all of them to be the same
I am surprised though cos you were sounding like a non Nigerian to me... I am tempted to know you offline but I will let it pass for now... I have never come accross a Nigerian girl with this mindset... Na only my foreign friends get this kind mindset..
Romance › Re: Man Proposes To Girlfriend At Covenant Christian Center Church, Lagos by SmellingAnus(m): 2:47pm On Apr 09, 2019
Paulpaulpaul:
May God save you from that reality
Amen...

But hope you haven't encountered such... I like your prayer though...
Romance › Re: Man Proposes To Girlfriend At Covenant Christian Center Church, Lagos by SmellingAnus(m): 12:19pm On Apr 09, 2019
frozen70:
Pls is not a good orientation and mindset
sorry to ask, Are you a Nigerian?
Crime › Re: Lady Raped To Death In Ebonyi, Near Military Cantonment by SmellingAnus(m): 10:29am On Apr 09, 2019
autotrader014:
Ooh shvt up plss undecided
Lol... Is that what you tell to a potential customer that lives in the same city with you undecided
Romance › Re: Man Proposes To Girlfriend At Covenant Christian Center Church, Lagos by SmellingAnus(m): 10:27am On Apr 09, 2019
frozen70:
Pls don't be deceived

Love is the major thing that holds marriage

With love you can be patience for your wife to become pregnant

With love your wife will be patience for your work to grow and be able to provide

With love your wife can spend her own money to support the family

With love you won't be able to quarell with your wife because you are good friends

With love you can enjoy your marriage and experience peace

The absence of love in marriage is worst than lack of money

Money can buy whatever you want but love can not buy it all
you may be right... I guess you are not a Nigerian cos in Nigeria money is better than love... I will rather be a billionaire and my wife doesn't love me than to be poor and and be loved by my wife... Lass lass she will still abandon me for being poor and the other woman will end up loving me for being rich grin
Politics › Re: Wike: A Cat With Nine Lives by SmellingAnus(m): 8:48am On Apr 09, 2019
I am not a fan of Wike... But I think Nigerian Political Science Departments should have a special course about the likes of Wike and Kwakwanso so as to teach up coming politicians on how to be victorious against all odds...
Business › Re: Innoson Tells GTB: Stop Wasting Your Time... Convert The Debt Into Shares by SmellingAnus(m): 8:45am On Apr 09, 2019
Nice offer
Romance › Re: Lady Do Peter Okoye's "One More Night Challenge" On Lagos Road As She Twerks by SmellingAnus(m): 8:44am On Apr 09, 2019
Nigerians too like anything wey involve removing pant grin

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