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Celebrities › Re: One Corner Singer Patapaa Didn’t Perform To 3 People In Norway But 16 -manager by SmellingAnus(m): 8:43am On Apr 09, 2019
Lol...
Romance › Re: Man Proposes To Girlfriend At Covenant Christian Center Church, Lagos by SmellingAnus(m): 8:41am On Apr 09, 2019
frozen70:
This can only happen when it the love is gone

There is a tin line between love and hatred
But they say Love alone is not enough to sustain a marriage undecided
Romance › Re: Man Proposes To Girlfriend At Covenant Christian Center Church, Lagos by SmellingAnus(m): 8:40am On Apr 09, 2019
eenai:
It is because expectations are not met and the heart is very volatile.
I see... Probably unreasonable expectations I guess...
Crime › Re: Lady Raped To Death In Ebonyi, Near Military Cantonment by SmellingAnus(m): 6:00am On Apr 09, 2019
Ebonyi and Rivers State don dey drag for the award of negative news and happenings undecided
Politics › Re: Again, Rivers, Ebonyi Community Clashes Claim 20 Persons by SmellingAnus(m): 5:59am On Apr 09, 2019
Can any good news ever come out from Rivers State ...

The answer is YES BUT NOT ON NAIRALAND grin
Romance › Re: Man Proposes To Girlfriend At Covenant Christian Center Church, Lagos by SmellingAnus(m): 5:55am On Apr 09, 2019
Nice...

The mystery I am yet to unravel is why two loving partners will get married and later become beast to eachother till either or both of them begin to desire divorce...
Education › Re: FUTO Confirms Names Of 3 Dead Students, Says Lady Is Student Of NEKEDE by SmellingAnus(m): 11:50am On Apr 08, 2019
Three boys fvcked a student of NEKEDE and they all died Nakeddd... undecided
Romance › Re: My Love Story That Ended by SmellingAnus(m): 9:23am On Apr 07, 2019
I am happy for you... Las Las you stopped being a pussy and you moved on for good...
Romance › Re: 18+: Daddy's New Wife by SmellingAnus(m): 11:47pm On Apr 06, 2019
Officialgarri:
**last post tonight for SmellingAnus**

I allowed her to rest a little and at least catch her breath, then I made her lay on her back.

I knelt and placed each of her thigh across mine so that each stretched towards my back and my d!cked pointed directly to her region.
I pulled and lifted her closer by her waist so that so that there was space for her bum to rest on my hard thigh.
It was easy as I entered her again.
I thrusted her rapidly and she screamed in ecstasy.

I feared she would tear off my bed sheet as she clutched on it tightly.

I audibly heard my balls slapping hard on her bum and I was delighted by how her boobs vibrated to the rhythm. Her eyes closed tightly.

I was set to release after minutes of rapid and energetic thrust when she suddenly swung herself up to me and circled her arms tightly round my neck. She held my lips in hers and her thigh held me closely. I shot my cum in the latex still in her and I felt her own wetness dripping and dampening my pelvic region.
We had released just about the same time.
She let go off me and we both slumped into the bed.
Thanks for this mention in 2017... More ink to your pen...
Romance › Re: How I Met Karma! by SmellingAnus(m): 11:02pm On Apr 06, 2019
After you and Gift ex don tear her toto sotey your preek dey like floater inside ocean for her toto: na who you wan leave that Toto wey una don join preek expand for undecided
Politics › Re: Junaid Mohammed: South Should Forget 2023 Presidency by SmellingAnus(m): 9:42pm On Apr 06, 2019
WiLdFLame:
By 2023 both APC and PDP will zone presidency to South ...The south is not daft to zone presidency to north come 2023
The kind votes that will come out from south will make the north fear..in fact that day trees and stone will vote...let’s see as things unfold grin
I am from the south and I don't agree with you... PDP will most likely zone it to the North and if APC makes a mistake to bring in a Southerner then they kiss the presidency good bye... The North will continue to rule us till sense falls on us and we unite amongst ourselves and the North Central...
Romance › Re: Broke Girls Deserve This... by SmellingAnus(m): 9:31pm On Apr 06, 2019
dollytino4 real:
u are very active these days online compare to last year
If I get chance o go dey active especially on Saturdays and Sundays ... Man must relax through here especially when person no one fvck eventhough the preek dey ask for fvck...
Romance › Re: We Recovered The Male Victim On Top Of Female Colleague - FUTO Hostel Mates by SmellingAnus(m): 5:21pm On Apr 06, 2019
bionixs:
I wished that those who gave you likes should have looked up to see the moniker you go by. They thought you made sense
Lol... That's where you miss it... People are more interested in the content than the container... An intelligent man is an intelligent man even if he wears rags it will not stop the display of his intelligence...

Besides, everyone has a smellinganus especially after defecation... grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Why Can’t 9ja Men Just Admit Akata Women Make Great Mates? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:58pm On Apr 06, 2019
AkataWoman:
I know of two Nigerians who did just that. But they were young virgins who married right out of college and their akata wives were the same. All from devoutly Christian backgrounds.

What’s up with your name though??
it's just for hilarious purpose... By the way don't focus on the container instead focus on the content... grin grin you can go through my previous comments or threads to give you an insight about me...
Romance › Re: Why Can’t 9ja Men Just Admit Akata Women Make Great Mates? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:24pm On Apr 06, 2019
AkataWoman:
Pay attention to her personality and character before taking the leap. You can’t just grab the first akata you see and wonder why things aren’t working.

The good news is that the MAJORITY of us ARE loving, caring, kind, protective of and love taking care of our men.
Heaven knows I must try them ... Who knows I may end up saying I do with the first one I try...
Politics › Re: Why I Resigned As CJN - Walter Onnoghen by SmellingAnus(m): 12:36pm On Apr 06, 2019
Lass lass na only him and him family go enjoy the over 2billion naira ...see me just dey waste data for person wey dey sure of 2 billion naira and above...
Romance › Re: We Recovered The Male Victim On Top Of Female Colleague - FUTO Hostel Mates by SmellingAnus(m): 10:44am On Apr 06, 2019
ba7man:
Na you be our boss. wink
hahahaha everybody na boss...
Romance › Re: We Recovered The Male Victim On Top Of Female Colleague - FUTO Hostel Mates by SmellingAnus(m): 10:43am On Apr 06, 2019
darkcaesar03360:
you strike me as an intelligent fellow, snake thing I told my friend when I read the news, they might have been poisoned
There are two things that are very difficult to hide... Intelligence and foolishness grin grin grin

I agree with you bro... There is something fishy about their deaths sad
Romance › Re: We Recovered The Male Victim On Top Of Female Colleague - FUTO Hostel Mates by SmellingAnus(m): 10:35am On Apr 06, 2019
ba7man:
Yeah.....poisonous smells from your SmellingAnus. grin
hahahah everyone has a smellinganus including you especially after defecation grin grin grin
Romance › Re: We Recovered The Male Victim On Top Of Female Colleague - FUTO Hostel Mates by SmellingAnus(m): 10:34am On Apr 06, 2019
godliman:
Very shameful post. The wages of sin just caught up with them dont support evil unless you re like them
Lol... You are in a secular society, the law is not against orgies or consensual sex but it's definitely against hard drugs... Hope you get my point now...
Crime › Re: A.O Subair Commits Suicide! University Of Ibadan Maths Lecturer Set Self On Fire by SmellingAnus(m): 8:57am On Apr 06, 2019
Rest in Peace...

I been hate maths that year Sha ... But today sometimes I dey first calculator get the answer if e concern money... Lass lass... Money Mathematics na him useful pass the normal maths and further maths grin
Romance › Re: Why Can’t 9ja Men Just Admit Akata Women Make Great Mates? by SmellingAnus(m): 7:18am On Apr 06, 2019
I need to try one akata babe before I am fully convinced about what you are saying grin grin grin
Romance › Re: We Recovered The Male Victim On Top Of Female Colleague - FUTO Hostel Mates by SmellingAnus(m):
I am not against the orgies but I am against the use of drugs grin

Rest in Peace at Least you died doing what you loved most which are drugs and sex...

But I still suspect there is more to this than just drug and sex... Poison I guess
Romance › Re: Should I Make A Move On My Best Friend ? by SmellingAnus(m): 6:57am On Apr 06, 2019
If I were the guy, I will reject you and tell you that it's best we remain as friends... Since he has asked you out in the past when you are younger you refused and followed guys that only tore your pussy and abandoned you... You are obviously at his Mercy since age is not on your side ... He can still date and marry a 20years old girl... If he is my brother , I will ask him to reject u... Note even if he accepts you and fvcks and abandons you, it's not his fault... No curses you lay on him will work because he is not the one that made you single for over 20 years... You took his love for granted...


Now let me advice you as a friend.... Don't waste time... Ask him out now, and make sure you have good attitude or at least pretend to have one and keep to it for life... Whatever he does to you take it in good fate... Even if he fvcks and abandons you, take it in good fate cos he wasn't the reason you have been single till 40 years of age...
Romance › Re: Broke Girls Deserve This... by SmellingAnus(m): 1:07pm On Apr 05, 2019
dollytino4real:
him wan fork n no wan invest
hahahahahah
Romance › Re: Broke Girls Deserve This... by SmellingAnus(m): 6:14am On Apr 05, 2019
dollytino4real:
u 4 still fork her too after the meal
You sabi every... Even sometimes when babe set her body for you to remove the pant well, she go still ask you " what do you think you are doing"... Even when you don't carry preek rub for her wet toto some go still ask you what do you think you are doing...

Op for just invest small... Na small small blokos dey big...
Romance › Re: Couple Caught On Camera Touching And Smooching Inside A Moving Keke Napep (Pics) by SmellingAnus(m): 11:11pm On Apr 04, 2019
This type sweet pass the one for house...
Celebrities › Re: American Rapper 50 Cent Shows Off His Golden Bentley Mulsanne (photo) by SmellingAnus(m): 9:42pm On Apr 04, 2019
dollytino4real:
really, hw d wikematics celebration 4 ur side
Wike na strong man... Although I like Ameachi pass am but Wike na the best for Rivers State Politics
Christianity Etc › Re: Throwback Picture Of Bishop David Oyedepo And His Wife, Faith by SmellingAnus(m): 9:00pm On Apr 04, 2019
Never despise your humble beginning cos God can turn your mess which is poverty to a message that is prosperity
Celebrities › Re: American Rapper 50 Cent Shows Off His Golden Bentley Mulsanne (photo) by SmellingAnus(m): 8:59pm On Apr 04, 2019
dollytino4real:
my luv hw body
My Delta Queen... Body dey eat, shit, work, fvck and sleep... grin
Celebrities › Re: American Rapper 50 Cent Shows Off His Golden Bentley Mulsanne (photo) by SmellingAnus(m): 8:45pm On Apr 04, 2019
There is a particular song in Okrika when translated to English it means... " Money is second god"...
Education › Re: Student Sleeps Non-stop For Three Weeks Due To Strange ‘sleeping Beauty’syndrome by SmellingAnus(m): 7:19pm On Apr 04, 2019
IdreamOfUnicorn:
I swear
na so the life dey... Na you dey your Dp? Which of them be you.

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