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Romance › Re: Man Narrates How His First Love's Betrayal Has Made It Difficult For Him To Love by SmellingAnus(m): 8:53am On Mar 08, 2019
dollytino4real:
very very safe dear, but I feel 4 u guys in town
it's well dear... Thanks...
Romance › Re: Man Narrates How His First Love's Betrayal Has Made It Difficult For Him To Love by SmellingAnus(m): 11:02pm On Mar 07, 2019
dollytino4real:
my guy hw u dey
yes dear... How your day... Hope say you dey safe, I hear say soldiers full for PH...
Romance › Re: Man Narrates How His First Love's Betrayal Has Made It Difficult For Him To Love by SmellingAnus(m): 3:33pm On Mar 07, 2019
INVINCIBLECSP:
Chai!! This Pepper U People Are Pounding, Diaris God O. Some Peeps Wicked. I Just Pray Not To End Up With A Pounded Pepper ( Pu**y). Cus I Dnt Pound It. I Need Fresh Pepper Not Pounded Ones. Guy Abeg Make Una Take Easy Na
hahahaha as for me I don't care if I end up with a pounded pussy... I have had my fair share of pounding... Unfortunately, people like me seem to come across virgins while... grin
Romance › Re: Man Narrates How His First Love's Betrayal Has Made It Difficult For Him To Love by SmellingAnus(m): 12:42pm On Mar 07, 2019
Las Las you still no use the opportunity pound her toto even when she beg you for reconciliation...

I will rather pound that toto and leave her than not pound her and be seen as a good man... Infact two years without fvcking her already made you a good man no matter what...

Na so one babe take me like mumu, I so fvck fvck her toto before she break up with me, even after she break up with me, she accuse me say I don make her toto deep... She even try to come back but I no gree... One innocent man like you don marry her...
Romance › Re: Please Why Do Guys Love Large Labia( Swollen Pvssylip) by SmellingAnus(m): 10:17pm On Mar 06, 2019
zexy2030:
seductive
very true
Romance › Re: Randy Couple Caught Having Sex In The Open In Broad Daylight by SmellingAnus(m): 10:17pm On Mar 06, 2019
dollytino4real:
u rotten pass me am a learner
hahahahahaha haba... Me wey be Virgin since four days now ...
Romance › Re: Please Why Do Guys Love Large Labia( Swollen Pvssylip) by SmellingAnus(m): 8:10pm On Mar 06, 2019
Westaslave2:
See i know guys that love cameltoe no1 is ban customer jubrinelsudan , luminouz ,immhotep , zexy2030 , akuruoUlo , princfred , headlesschicken , ceejayx , pythonamaka , okenwaa ,deomelo1 , lzaa , smellinganus
Yes I love it... It's very sexy and appealing to me... What I don't know is how you knew I love it undecided
Romance › Re: SCANDAL: My Affair With Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Of COZA – Ese Walter by SmellingAnus(m): 9:43am On Mar 06, 2019
I am happy you said he didn't rape you...

After Satan fear women I you think I am lying ask Sampson or Solomon or even our own Abacha... Lol...

Anyway on a more serious note, let's assume it happened, the Pastor has moved on, she is still in bondage for not moving on... Or was it that her plans to see the man of God lose his congregation didn't work undecided

Pastors are humans so the are not above temptation and they are not perfect... The so called Pastor has been waxing stronger... Infact I'd not for the scandal, I wouldn't have known him, the scandal only made him more popular ...
Romance › Re: Randy Couple Caught Having Sex In The Open In Broad Daylight by SmellingAnus(m): 8:14am On Mar 06, 2019
SmellySperm:
lol bro shey u dey talk from experience....
#victim spottedgrin
grin grin grin
Romance › Re: My Take On Anal Sex by SmellingAnus(m): 6:28am On Mar 06, 2019
Earthbound:
I have a new problem. I cannot cum when I am using a condom. I need mature advice abeg.
it's normal I had never Cumed when using condom and I wasn't masturbating...

But there is what I do and you can do it too especially when you have a big dick/dickhead... after wearing the condom, Bring the condom down to your dickhead... Then fork her like that... It will help you cum cos there will be no difference between raw and that except for the fact that you protected from STDs and unwanted pregnancy on her part...
Romance › Re: Randy Couple Caught Having Sex In The Open In Broad Daylight by SmellingAnus(m): 6:19am On Mar 06, 2019
dollytino4real:
dat is quickie dat kind fork n.a. gbono e dey enter body wella, smellinganus, smellysperm are u with me
you Sabi am well... That kind fork, if them catch you when you wan cum , you must cum first before you face them...
Romance › Re: South African Pantless Dancer Zodwa Wabantu Exposes Her Vagina In Racy New Image by SmellingAnus(m): 12:10pm On Mar 05, 2019
This woman toto don dey make me feel like fucking matured toto grin
Romance › Re: South African Pantless Dancer Zodwa Wabantu Exposes Her Vagina In Racy New Image by SmellingAnus(m): 12:09pm On Mar 05, 2019
dollytino4real:
i go tell my bros here first, smellinganus
If you like am give am greenlight na... Lol...
Romance › Re: I Cheated On My Girl And She Still Refused To Leave - Nigerian Man Seeks Help by SmellingAnus(m): 9:18am On Mar 05, 2019
PrimadonnaO:
I know a woman who stayed even when her boyfriend cheated on her with her very own younger sister...

He kept cheating on her repeatedly. He thought her love for him was super...

You don't want to know the state of the guy's life right now... But never take for granted the saying...Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.


You endanger your life when you stay with someone you've terribly wronged.
It's just unfortunate that many of us tend to take the ones who genuinely love us for granted...
Family › Re: I Bought My Mum A Convertible Sport (pics,vid) by SmellingAnus(m): 9:43pm On Mar 04, 2019
dollytino4real:
u no gree my cal y
Sorry my madam...
Christianity Etc › Re: Atiku/Buhari: When You Lose Don't Go To Court, Go Home, Apostle Suleman by SmellingAnus(m): 9:12pm On Mar 04, 2019
Mycoin:
do you want a video evidence of what he said about atiku winning?
na so una no get sense
show where he Prophesied that Atiku will win... Must you lie against him even if you don't like him
Family › Re: I Bought My Mum A Convertible Sport (pics,vid) by SmellingAnus(m): 3:14am On Mar 04, 2019
Congratulations bro... You be better pikin... I believe more blessings will fall on you for this act... Thanks for sharing... You made my day cos I must revenge... Lol...
Sports › Re: Chess Puzzle by SmellingAnus(m):
Tricky puzzle
Christianity Etc › Re: Atiku/Buhari: When You Lose Don't Go To Court, Go Home, Apostle Suleman by SmellingAnus(m): 11:30pm On Mar 03, 2019
ollah2:
Which election hasn't been rigged in Nigeria? It's your type that believed a pastor woke a "deadman"
Next time try and understand the conversation/comment before commenting so that you will make sense ... I was only making the guy aware that Apostle Suleman never Prophesied that Atiku will win... Except of course you have evidence to disprove what I have written...
Politics › Re: Resurrection Pastor' Alph Lukau Again, Performs More Shocking Miracles (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 11:25pm On Mar 03, 2019
dollytino4real:
guy hw u dey
happy Sunday dear...
Politics › Re: Resurrection Pastor' Alph Lukau Again, Performs More Shocking Miracles (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 10:39pm On Mar 03, 2019
What if he actually did it without faking it undecided

Some persons, it's only their Pastors that can perform miracles, ones it's a Pastor from another denomination then they see it as fake... undecided
Romance › Re: Wierd Things You Like About The Opposite Sex by SmellingAnus(m): 10:36pm On Mar 03, 2019
Slightly wide pussy lipsrsealed
Christianity Etc › Re: Atiku/Buhari: When You Lose Don't Go To Court, Go Home, Apostle Suleman by SmellingAnus(m): 10:27pm On Mar 03, 2019
kingemzy5:
See this man no be this scammer predict atiku win...... sulieman be scammer jare
Not true... Check his 2019 Prophecies number 3... You will do well to edit your comment... Even if you don't like someone, it's not good you lie against him...

Christianity Etc › Re: Are You Addicted To Masturbation? Read This by SmellingAnus(m): 6:24pm On Mar 03, 2019
Echepops nice one... More Grace on you...
Politics › Re: Police Arrest 3 Masterminds Behind Attack On DCP Kola Okunola by SmellingAnus(m): 7:03pm On Mar 01, 2019
Nice.. I hope they will not be freed...
Romance › Re: Where Did I Go Wrong by SmellingAnus(m): 8:23am On Mar 01, 2019
dollytino4real:
guy u n my wene
Correct Babe...
Politics › Re: Rotimi Amaechi Sympathizes With Victims Of Election Violence In Rivers. Photos by SmellingAnus(m): 9:21pm On Feb 28, 2019
tstx:
Rivers...

The first time i witnessed a robbery was in rivers state
The first time i was robbed at gun point, rivers
The first time i witnessed car snatching, rivers
The first time i witnessed rape, rivers
The first time i witnessed kidnapping, rivers
The first time i witnessed child fighting with his papa, rivers.

All dis happened during my NYSC

Rivers is not a place for normal humans. Walahi


SEE MY SIGNATURE
You are right, even the world is abnormal , so it's abnormal to be normal in an abnormal world...
Romance › Re: Where Did I Go Wrong by SmellingAnus(m): 9:15pm On Feb 28, 2019
sinaj:
Lolll

You shouldnt have taken the money, that was just a trap grin

Just give her back the money and keep your atm card well next time. I wonder how she got to know your pin.
Romance › Re: I Hated Her After Doing It! Why? by SmellingAnus(m): 8:12pm On Feb 26, 2019
internationalman:
Yes it occurs mostly in teenagers..

As you grow other, your brain will begin to reprogram you for marriage making you believe that any lady you meet is your potential wife... Hence loving her even more after sex..

My own problem pass your own though..

The skin of My d*ck always peels whenever I have sex whether I use condom or not.
the few times I experienced this was because she was either very tight or not wet enough although someone told me it could be as a result of fucking hairy pussy... Lol... Me wet kuku like am hairy, ... But it's been a while I experienced such sha... What could be the cause of yours
Romance › Re: How Did You Get Over Your First Heartbreak? by SmellingAnus(m): 1:53pm On Feb 25, 2019
crazyabbey:
Thanks bro, this is really an eye opening for me.
Welcome Bro...
Romance › Re: Have You Truly Loved Someone,but You Just Couldn't Be Together? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:43am On Feb 25, 2019
princfred:
Maybe. But who is....my beloved ancestors? or .........dont say me without giving reasons?


Soo many paradox in that singular relationship and it lasted for almost 7 yrs maybe more.
it's just a case of "almost there" but "never there"... I can't help but to think that there was something beyond human reasoning wrong in this scenario... Maybe it was for your own good or her own good... One day it may make sense to you...
Romance › Re: Guys, Have You Been Seduced By A Woman Before? by SmellingAnus(m): 12:59am On Feb 25, 2019
Shekochild:
believe you me, if you were truly bornagain you will be ashamed to share this. Sorry, i mean no offend, but just telling you the truth.
not everybody will be ashamed... Same way some broke men share their stories when they are rich while others behave as well f it has always been well

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