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Education › Re: Student Sleeps Non-stop For Three Weeks Due To Strange ‘sleeping Beauty’syndrome by SmellingAnus(m): 10:28am On Apr 04, 2019
Many dey look for sleep while this one get overdose of sleep... This life na paradox
Romance › Re: I Asked Her To Talk Dirty To Me, See What She Said(pics). by SmellingAnus(m): 10:26am On Apr 04, 2019
This one na bad market for preek undecided
Romance › Re: I Need Mature Advice, Please. My Bf Had An Affair!! by SmellingAnus(m): 2:56pm On Apr 03, 2019
Preshy561:
@emboldened, I don't know why some guys think this way though.
Would you have preferred if she lied to you?

@last statement, she was not your type and she agreed to no sex relationship cos, she thought it was gonna be easy for her. And maybe, not to appear cheap as some guys normally label ladies. I wonder why she wasn't bold enough to state what she wants in the first place, coward may be.
I agree with you... Cos she was actually fvcking someone else .... She tried her best for some years to get back to my life even when she was in another relationship... I no go lie... After that relationship, I hardly involved my self with any no-sex relationship... I will rather practice abstinence of which I normally do than to be with a girl and there will be no sex... That experience made me feel like a fool sad
Romance › Re: I Need Mature Advice, Please. My Bf Had An Affair!! by SmellingAnus(m): 2:45pm On Apr 03, 2019
Preshy561:
When she's not a virgin, you tend to stay to know if your luck can actually work one day. But, if she's a virgin, it's a no go area, you wouldn't think twice before leaving the relationship.
Lol... I am not even a fan of virgins... I have stayed with virgins and asked them to keep it... But I can't stay with a non-virgin and she tells me and insist on no sex ... I go just leave because I will assume there is something she is hiding from me... Anyway, I had also been in a no sex relationship of which I initiated the no-sex stuff from the beginning and the girl later left me although she tried coming back after some months but me don move on...
Romance › Re: I Need Mature Advice, Please. My Bf Had An Affair!! by SmellingAnus(m): 2:31pm On Apr 03, 2019
Preshy561:
True, that's why most of you take to your heels when you hear a no sex relationship. smiley
Especially when she is not a virgin... grin
Romance › Re: April Fool's Day : Gave My Girlfriend A Break Up Prank by SmellingAnus(m): 10:31pm On Apr 01, 2019
Too expensive... I agree with her... From words to actions...
Family › Re: My Adult Daughter Is Too Close To Me. Is It Normal, Appropriate? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:02am On Apr 01, 2019
Your daughter probably has an innocent mind... If I were you, I will leave it for my wife to handle instead of risking sending the wrong message/signal or pushing her to the arms of strange guys with strange dvcks to pound her... I wish she was this free with her mum instead...

At least she is probably still a virgin: that's a good consolation for a parent...
Family › Re: 'Sweet Mother': Dedicating This Evergreen Song To All Nigerian Mums by SmellingAnus(m): 5:38pm On Mar 31, 2019
No apologies... I love my Mum pass my Dad... Lol... No wonder Tupac said.... " Ain't no woman alive that can take my Mama's place...
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Changes Her Son's Name To King Andre Dikeh by SmellingAnus(m): 2:33pm On Mar 31, 2019
She is right after although I don't agree with her ...
Romance › Re: HELP ! My P*nties Do give Me Orgasm When Walking by SmellingAnus(m): 7:43am On Mar 31, 2019
husbandsnatcha:
Swt just stuck in between devil and d blue ass ocean,


I love no panties but it makes me fill insecured ,cos i hate jumpsuits and bumshorts( the reason secret to me)
Skirts ,gowns ,natives and jean mini-skirt, daths all i wore

Imagine if a madman(despise dem)in portharcourt aba attacks you wt mini-skirt .Dats my end definitely

They will rape you front n back shocked
I have heard of some females that experience orgasm when breastfeeding their babies... Yours is also weird...
Na Nim be say na your panties line I go take dey finger u...

you stay in PH?
Romance › Re: Man Assaults His Lover For Sleeping Over At Honourable's Birthday Party. Photo by SmellingAnus(m): 7:11am On Mar 31, 2019
She is not even your wife... The mumu girl will still settle with him through makeup sex undecided
Politics › Re: Ghana Government Sends Delegates To Understudy The Lagos-Ibadan Rail Project by SmellingAnus(m): 10:41pm On Mar 30, 2019
dollytino4real:
guy
my dear...
Politics › Re: Ghana Government Sends Delegates To Understudy The Lagos-Ibadan Rail Project by SmellingAnus(m): 10:41pm On Mar 30, 2019
seguno2:
He is the best propagandist, maybe that is what you meanhuh
it least he is very good at something while making progress
Politics › Re: Ghana Government Sends Delegates To Understudy The Lagos-Ibadan Rail Project by SmellingAnus(m): 8:42pm On Mar 30, 2019
Like him or hate him...
Ameachi is simply the best Minister under this Administration... He has his faults but he is still one of the most efficient...
Celebrities › Re: Sunny McDon: I’m A Born-again Christian, Not Evil by SmellingAnus(m): 2:17pm On Mar 30, 2019
Maxcollins042:
Rattle snake?
not rattle snake... If you mention it i will know... It featured the likes of Ramsey Noah and Sandra Achums
Celebrities › Re: Sunny McDon: I’m A Born-again Christian, Not Evil by SmellingAnus(m): 1:25pm On Mar 30, 2019
SweetJoystick:
Next of the movie angry
Lol... It's suppose to be "name" not "next"... Thanks though...
Romance › Re: Gym Instructor Gets Aroused, While Checking Out A Female Client's Thigh (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 6:18am On Mar 30, 2019
Las Las him go fvck her after tapping current and she dey enjoy am...
Celebrities › Re: Sunny McDon: I’m A Born-again Christian, Not Evil by SmellingAnus(m):
I remember what he said in one of the movies back then ... " I will not leave my wife and children for another man to enjoy"... I have Forgotten the name of the movie...
Politics › Re: Femi Fani-kayode Warned Segun Agbaje(gtbank) by SmellingAnus(m): 5:59am On Mar 30, 2019
Sometimes you are mad sometimes you are a Prophet... You are just a mad Prophet... grin

Wether you lie or not, you should be taken seriously to find out if you are making sense or not....
Crime › Re: Boy Rapes Wife Going To Night Vigil by SmellingAnus(m): 8:08am On Mar 29, 2019
Mumu boy...
Romance › Re: Meet Uganda Tribe That Groom Has To Bleep Bride’s Aunty To Test Man’s Pen!s Power by SmellingAnus(m): 7:57am On Mar 29, 2019
No thanks not interested... I would have preferred it; if it were her sister or cousin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: What's The Most Beautiful Piece Of Music You've Ever Heard? Nairalanders by SmellingAnus(m): 5:28am On Mar 29, 2019
Don't cry for me Argentina - Madonna
Celebrities › Re: Oge Okoye: Why I Visited Pastor Alph Lukau by SmellingAnus(m): 5:22am On Mar 29, 2019
Don't mind those foolish people criticizing you ... If I were you, I will even go back there again so that they can go mad again when they see or hear about your latest visit...
Celebrities › Re: Oge Okoye Give Reasons For Visiting Church Of ‘Resurrection’ Pastor Lukau by SmellingAnus(m): 5:21am On Mar 29, 2019
Don't mind those foolish people criticizing you ... If I were you, I will even go back there again so that they can go mad again when they see or hear about your latest visit...
Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze Slams Waconzy For Calling Him A Demon by SmellingAnus(m): 5:15am On Mar 29, 2019
I perfectly agree with Waconzy
Politics › Re: Why We Can’t Suspend Amaechi For Anti-party Activities Like Okorocha – APC by SmellingAnus(m): 9:14am On Mar 28, 2019
Lol...
Romance › Re: What Will Be Your First Reaction If You Meet Your Man In This Situation by SmellingAnus(m): 8:22am On Mar 28, 2019
Guest007:
It happened already...and I stepped back and apologised for not knocking on the door grin

Then I left my own flat to give them time cool
so how did you guys settle... Make up sex ? grin or what
Celebrities › Re: Tboss Reacts To Pregnancy Rumors Linked To Uti Nwachukwu by SmellingAnus(m): 11:43am On Mar 27, 2019
Well said..
Celebrities › Re: Tboss Reacts To Pregnancy Rumors Linked To Uti Nwachukwu by SmellingAnus(m): 11:43am On Mar 27, 2019
Well said... Las Las na your toto you take fvck carry Belle...
Politics › Re: Biokpomabo Awara: Wike Offered Me N3 Billion – PDP Denies It by SmellingAnus(m): 6:00am On Mar 27, 2019
The more we look, the less we see...
Celebrities › Re: Daniella Okeke Shares More Eye-popping Photos As She Celebrates 32nd Birthday by SmellingAnus(m): 5:56am On Mar 27, 2019
I dey look for my Camel toe wey lose... grin

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