₦airaland Forum

Deejay1000:
Please anyone with a possible solution should reply me bikonu

Draslo:
Right. I forgot some Islamic practices are reserved for the poor.

Militant30:
So you won to dig that old kpekus with your stubborn preeeeek wey get veins like wire for body abi?

But the old woman for enjoy Sha

Why is that anyone that answer Adesinner dey always dey stupid?

SultanOfPuna:
I Will Marry Buhari's Daughter...
Mark My Words
I'm Catholic, but it will Still Happen
Whether Buhari Likes It or Not..

NwaAmaikpe:





Aisha is so damn pretty.
The Imam's face looks like he is serving a punishment from just sitting there and not being able to touch.

See the way he is even using his hands to hide his erection.
SMH.

gaetano:
Put broom stick in his pee hole then break it

Sirnuel:
What if I told you, you can be better than this? that you can make a comment without being tribalistic.

How many Yoruba have you met to come to this conclusion? Moreover its human nature to protect their own, its the reason why, if you kill someone now and run home, your family will hide and protect you ignoring your crime.

Shibaraba:
Break failure na one of the disadvantages of driving a car. E dey happen anytime even amidst regular checks. E pain me say the driver was just unlucky to kill the kids. Kids that shouldn't be selling by the roadside in the first place. May their soul rest in peace. My problem is why burn the car? As burnt offering? Or it will resurrect the dead? I just tire for my country people.

During my hustling days In Ibadan I managed to buy one Toyota Orobo. Master brake had issues I repaired instead of replace. The day wey ogun for kee na the day wey the brake fail. On top molete bridge I was going to beere. Match brake na fuuushhaaaa I hear. I begin to shibaraba santaribobo in tongues even though I know say the prayer no fit answer. Because na olosho I dey carry go drop for house and I no give her chingbain. I give her solid lamba with intention say as I drop I go zoom off. Brake fail I started thinking fast. Beere road is everyly busy. If I keep on people go die. One solid canal dey there. I been wan try James Bond jump out of motor after steering the car towards the canal. As I dey think am I see one very sweet god sent Micra dey drive out from nowhere. I no think am twice..... Skrrrrrree gbosaaaaa. I hit the car men. For my mind I was like we go settle am. Nobody die. The man came down. Me see come down but as sharp man I Don lie down dey beg already. E joor sir. E joor sir. The man anywhere he dey God go bless am. His micra had iron guiding for back. He just looked at his boot saw the little damage. Turned to me and said, "Now you're a man", and drove away.

I was shook visibly. Enter motor start am e start. Thank god. Match brake e work. Match am again e work. Olosho was nowhere to be found. I just turned around,drove home, parked by the road and put big pangolo on the car. Wetin I buy no go kill me.

Bottom line... 1.Check your car regularly.
2.If anything needs to be bought to fix the car buy.
3.If eventually brake fail find inanimate object ram and pray for the best.
4. No carry Ibadan olosho. If you carry pay her well.