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Romance / Re: I'm So Happy, Just Received A Sum Of 10,000 Naira From A Nairalander Today. by smileysmiley(f): 3:01pm On Jun 22, 2016
Francis95:
i am so delighted my fellow Nairalanders... smiley

Initially, i thought it was all joke until the BOSS sent me a pm that he had just put a smile on the face of my bank account smiley tongue

I want to use this platform to express my profound appreciation to this young man, I pray that God would replenish his pocket thousand folds for sowing in the life of a stranger. cool

I also thank the Mods nd all my Bashers esp (Vizkiz) grin

Below were his words

I admire young men like you that are focused and respectful. Despite all the undeserved bashing, you didn't insult anyone shows you have good upbringing. Please continue that way, and make sure you remain focused in your studies too.
I wish you best of luck in your post-UMTE screening. As of now, your post has had over 31,000 views in less than 24 hours, and already running into 12 pages, isn't that great?
Send a PM to me, I owe you 10k.
Always do what you believe in, and keep believing in what you do (positive things).


Do have a nice day Y'all. wink cool
oga cosade my detective skills have figured you out, I'm level headed too ooo, I don't bash people, oya should I pm you my details grin
Romance / Re: Hungry Girls All Over Nigeria!!! by smileysmiley(f): 2:38pm On Jun 22, 2016
yemsai:

U c ur life...since wen did sleeping over turn to coming to hav sex? ..nd m sure if she eventually hav sex wit u,u r gonna take her as a cheap grl nd start casting her jst like u r doin nw..u sef no try...smh
like seriously? did they chase her from her house or does his house look like a place for sleeping stop trying to defend her cause she definitely knows what she bargained for
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Semi-final by smileysmiley(f): 1:48pm On Jun 22, 2016
I vote Ivyy

mimzy

lanicky

Cc: NLJega

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Romance / Re: Check My Pic And And Make A Wish by smileysmiley(f): 2:23am On Jun 21, 2016
no 9... 50k only, shikena
NYSC / Re: Marry Yourselves – DG Advises NYSC Members by smileysmiley(f): 2:01am On Jun 21, 2016
raph101:
If corper marry corper them go born........?
MUMU grin
Romance / Re: My Pre Wedding Photo Shoot by smileysmiley(f): 6:19pm On Jun 19, 2016
cute couple
Travel / Re: Bus Crushes Infant To Death In Benue Over N150 Change (PHOTO) by smileysmiley(f): 3:50pm On Jun 19, 2016
very cute kid... RIP angel
Religion / Re: . by smileysmiley(f): 3:30pm On Jun 19, 2016
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Religion / Re: . by smileysmiley(f): 2:45pm On Jun 19, 2016
tendercharles:
From the topic you sounded like an 'amebo'. So now that you have shown us, the what? Let's start condemning her or the church? Pls use your data, battery and phone for something better biko.
ok
Religion / Re: . by smileysmiley(f): 2:42pm On Jun 19, 2016
amuokuko:

From the look of things, u come from a family that gossips...
ok
Religion / . by smileysmiley(f): 2:10pm On Jun 19, 2016
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Romance / Re: by smileysmiley(f): 6:09pm On Jun 18, 2016
Dandeson1:
just a curious quest? wat kinda guyz do you get attracted to?

What is your spec....
it depends but I'm a sucker for intelligent cute fair guys... its so amazing when I see a fair guy who is not a sissy and the intelligence is like an icing on a cake.... I'm not that shallow though, along the line I call it quits if he doesn't fit.... funny though cause I've never dated a fair guy before, no insults but they begin to act dumb along the line
Romance / Re: Nigerian Babe Explains Why She Can't Like A Male Arsenal Fan by smileysmiley(f): 12:29pm On Jun 18, 2016
Sugarhugs:



See this fool talking nonsense, what do u gay know about females? Please stfu. U should av died with those lgbt people in Orlando. Nonsense.
babe you sound bitter and pained... shey dem don dey advertise you for olx? It is well, you are too fine for such outburst
Romance / Re: by smileysmiley(f): 10:21am On Jun 17, 2016
iLegend:


You're spot on. It's all about attraction. But keeping her attracted and glued is what this thread teaches. We have two types of people that use this system:
1) The bad boys users and
2) The nice guys users. The ones you blocked are the nice guys, because they try to use it too much while acting nice at the end. Too much of anything is bad.

You can NEVER block the bad boys who use this technique. Sometimes he'll be online for a week or two and won't even reply you. You might think he's angry with you, but no, he's not. You'll yearn for his naughty and fun side, but he'll take it away and switch to the matured or boring ways. He'll take you from one roller coaster to the other. It's very tiring, but fun.

Lemme stop here, it seems I love to type.
Have you smiled today? Cuz you need to live up to your name. Take picture of your smiles else IWontBelieveIt.

I see but it doesn't always work, if a guy likes let him chat with me once in 10 years, he is a pest if he is not my spec... you'll hear me say things like"why is this boy always disturbing me" even after I've not heard from him in ages... I'm a direct person, I don't beat around the bush and I don't mind initiating sex with a guy I'm attracted to, I don't think I'm cheap or my value reduces for doing that, I'm a hunter so I like to hunt my kill and send him the green light then its left for him to take it up from there, I've never dated or had a fling with a guy I didn't hunt and I'm sure there are other ladies like me out there, how then do you advice them to deal with ladies who like to pick their men, ladies who are impenetrable if they don't send you a green light
Romance / Re: by smileysmiley(f): 8:27am On Jun 17, 2016
op its all about attraction, if a woman is not attracted to you in that way, if you like have a PhD in chatting dirty, you'll only appear stupid before her... how about teaching the guys how to appear attractive to a woman first before teaching them how to chat dirty... I have a lot of blocked contacts on my whatsapp, most belong to funny interesting guys that I really loved chatting with but they decided to go naughty and I cut them off, if a lady doesn't see you that way just fogerrit so she doesn't begin to see you as STUPID

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Culture / Re: Delta Igbos by smileysmiley(f): 8:04am On Jun 17, 2016
my mum is delta Igbo and my dad is Igbo, the language is so similar and I wonder why they like to dissociate themselves from Igbos.... I claim Delta in school though cause of bursary

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Romance / Re: . by smileysmiley(f): 6:28am On Jun 16, 2016
lalasticlala move this to the permanent site, this babe needs to understand that her philosophy won't go down well with our Nigerian culture, maybe when she sees that everyone commenting is saying the same thing, she'll understand and know what to do about her relationship... haba babe, you are 27 already, no time to think about whether you want kids or not cause a typical naija parent acts as if menopause starts at 30, they'll disturb you for kids even when their son is impotent, ever heard the term "barren witch" before brace yourself for insults my dear if you choose to continue in this path and don't let that dude deceive you that he is cool with it cause there is a high probability that he'll have a child with someone else who is willing and that is the beginning of your problem, that is if he even agrees to marry you... why not talk with him about it again and read his body language
Romance / Re: . by smileysmiley(f): 6:13am On Jun 16, 2016
Belaqua:


I was asking how his parents would receive me, I don't question how he feels about me. And I don't know that I'd call him a "Real" Nigerian man - he was born + raised in the US, and so yes, while he does still have Nigerian values, he has American ones mixed in too. So he's a "real" Nigerian American. If that makes sense.
you could try your luck with the parents and if you really love your man, you should be willing to change those philosophies cause they'll pose as a big problem in the long run
Romance / Re: The Most Painful Way Of Breaking Up, Share Your Experience Here by smileysmiley(f): 11:28pm On Jun 15, 2016
the most painful breakup is the one done via the gateman "oga say make I no open gate for you" you'll know it's definitely over grin
Romance / Re: . by smileysmiley(f): 11:18pm On Jun 15, 2016
Belaqua:
He knows that I don't want kids. When we talked about it, he was the one to bring it up. I'm 27, and have not wanted kids my whole life, no plans to change. If he changes his mind later & would just DIE if he didn't have children, I'd consider having up to 2 kids, but key word: consider. My mom has been on me to have kids too, but I don't think anyone can make the decision for me, and certainly not if they aren't also volunteering to help... I can't imagine having kids just because someone (besides my husband) thought I should.
forget it sweetheart... the parents aside, no real Nigerian man will sit well with this "no kids" philosophy... and my naija men love food,they live to eat so I'll say this relationship is dead on arrival
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How I Almost Got Scammed Today By A So Called Ex Corper Colleague (screenshot) by smileysmiley(f): 5:05pm On Jun 15, 2016
that happens to virtually all ex corps members... when I got mine, I called the guy and told him to learn how to spell correctly first before offering me a job in an oil company... I wonder why any graduate should fall for something this dumb... God help us o
Phones / Re: Facebook Blocked Me For Saying This:: by smileysmiley(f): 8:14am On Jun 15, 2016
shogotermies:


as in,if FB can block me for saying that, then the world is ending soon.
What world is ending soon... op my grandpa is still alive at age 96 cause he has learnt to mind his business... the fact that you are not gay doesn't give you a right to hate gays, I hope you understand this fact.

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Family / Re: I Am Beginning To Hate My Mother!!! by smileysmiley(f): 8:41pm On Jun 14, 2016
op I have just one question




































"where you get money for mb?" don't tell me you steal from mumcy's purse

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Romance / Re: Nairaland Guys And Babes, Come In Let's Talk. I Dey Vex!!! (very Important) by smileysmiley(f): 9:04pm On Jun 13, 2016
op PM me, I want to know the kind of jazz you use
Politics / Re: Only True Federalism Can Resolve Nigeria’s Problems – Ambode by smileysmiley(f): 11:23pm On Jun 12, 2016
It is not today we started saying this... Ambo stop speaking to the press, bring this up in your next meeting with the President, start the motion and the Nigerian youths will definitely give you the back up needed to implement this... The north is the toxin in Nigeria, if we can just scrape them away, things will get better, I know they will never agree with this cause they are bunch of lazy bones contented with the miniature stolen funds they are given... All I know is that their cup will definitely get full one day

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Travel / Re: I'm Relocating My Family From Europe To Nigeria, Please Advice by smileysmiley(f): 1:26pm On Jun 10, 2016
op if your kids are spoilt, then I'll say you and your wife did a terrible job with their upbringing... you gave them a free hand... my aunt stays in the US with her kids, they were born there and only visit Nigeria once in a blue moon but you can never tell from their attitude cause they are full of respect and they behave how any well trained Nigerian child should behave, they are teenagers so believe me when I say they are well trained cause I know how these foreign trained teenagers behave, their mum doesn't fail to give them a resetting slap when they misbehave... as for relocating, if you think that's the right thing to do now then you can but don't use your kid's upbringing as an excuse cause you allowed them grow thinking they were white kids, what happened to taking the culture with you, you raised Yankee kids so live with it cause there is really little you can do now, you will only end up frustrating those kids and making them alienate themselves from you, don't bring in the force you didn't bring in at the beginning, be gentle with them

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