DrayZee:

You never test mtn nah... That's why you're talking like this...

I swear, she no dey use mtn... I've been trying to stop my own since too, it's like I'll adopt this strategy sef... if I vex too much sef, I go enter their office

tell her you don't feel comfortable with such discussions so that she'll stop... she has no business giving you a run down of her past relationships... shikena... and yes it's very normal

Thiwalade:
smileysmiley, do u think im gay?

dunno... it's possible though

Dronedude:
I hope this wont incite people to start raring rats only to exchange for an undisclosed sum of money in the future. Nice iodea but critical thinking and analysis would have been carried out considering the dwindling state of the economy.

exactly what I was about to say... Naija people are hustlers o, they'll start rearing rats

Yoruba boys and violent love... someone please help me with that Zuma's pic jaree... they either killing someone for rejecting their proposal or removing the person's teeth, those boys have no joy at all.
Ladies next time a Yoruba boy say "hello" please run without looking back, those boys e get as dem take be

kenonze:
[s][/s]


U sound frustrated
Why?

sweetheart you should have stated it, Pele... I never knew you were frustrated, now I know better... it's frustrated people that bother so much about people's lives though, take heart... it'll be well, alright? don't take it to heart... muah!

kenonze:
Where were u rushing to?
U need to visit the nearest family planning Clinic ASAP


This will enable u to enjoy your family and marriage even more.

If u don't understand why things happened, how are u sure it won't happen again

how is that your business... she can pop as many as she wants, is it your belle... bad belle

A friend of mine named his cute chihuahua dog after me, I'm still trying to know if it's an insult or not and if I should inform the police... please help me out

4Qbitch:


My sister there's nothing derogatory abt my personal ID. 4 (four) Q (alphabet) Bītch(there are a minimum of 4 different meanings of the word, I PERSONALLY know d one mine represents).

Besides, leaving d main subject to talk abt my ID is like rushing into a burning house to look for a jerry can of petrol. Be focused.

I have no reply for you... you can get lost now

4Qbitch:
It's exactly 9 years now since I said no to pornography, that demonic thing that's designed to destroy young men.

Looking back now, I just thank God because I know that nearly everyone wif an access to internet occasionally checks out porn videos.

How did I quit?

Simple. I made a strong vow to God. I just took out a piece of paper and wrote: I hereby vow to quit pornography for life. May God punish me instantly any day I consciously watch porn videos.

It's that simple. I DECIDED TO QUIT. If you still do porn, I pray u also DECIDE to quit. There's nothing good about porn.



Mods ejoor move this to FP to help save our youngsters that re under d devilish grip of pornography!

what an irony! you got what you wanted sha... your moniker is too derogatory for someone preaching about such sensitive topic, you got the fp so you can swerve now and stop deceiving yourself

Luckymay:
That's one bit problem with some ladies. You played hard to get and at the end.. You bring your worth to nothing. Why not continue playing hard to get even when the relationship has kicked off? We are different from men cos we have the ability to hide our true feelings. Op quit the relationship before it gets the both of you into regrets

quit it and come date you? there is really no need for that, he should just talk with her and they should try to understand each other better, some relationships start in awkward ways and end up being the best... the lady is just insecure and if he loves her, he should not have any problem with reassuring her and showing her the pace he thinks they should walk with, unless of course, it's a hit and run relationship

Toks2008:


Scientist have proved that the feelings derived from heart break s same as the effects drug has on us.

We can talk till tomorrow on this matter but the truth is that the did is done and no one is saying what he did is wrong but even if we preach against it till tomorrow there is a possibility of a recurrence somewhere else tomorrow.

We can only prevent cos you can never preempt the reaction of a man or woman when it comes to matters of the earth.

Some commit suicide due to hbreak and some take out another cos there is a loss of mental coherence for some people when faced with heartbreak.

Sis believe me..some ladies are heartless that they will lead a man on and crash his heart to pieces and if the guy commits suicide they call him a fool, if he goes mad they say why but if he loses it and take the life of the lady they call hi. wicked.

As I wrote, I'm not in support of taking a life except in sincere self defence but our ladies must refrain from leading a man on.

Don't take his dime if you know you don't want him..font say yes just to waste his time and on and on.

you seem to know alot... what should be done to those stalkers who refuse to take no as an answer and decide to go violent on you... I don't see any reason whatsoever to blame the victim, I've been a victim of obsessive admirers and there is really nothing one can do to stop them, the only option is relocation and changing details... how possible is that in a country like Nigeria, do we have to keep changing location cause of an unstable human being? In developed countries, we see cases where the psychopath relocates with his victim sef, The perfect guy is one movie that describes this situation very well, the lady had to kill the guy to be free from him... you don't even need to collect a dime from the psychopath for him to decide to frustrate your life, just pray that nobody you know becomes a victim of this, it's not an easy battle, believe me

DesChyko:


So says the first sentence of my comment.
However, we must not let sentiments paint the lady innocent of any wrongdoing simply because she is dead.

I was simply seizing on this misfortune to address certain things ladies do that may throw a man over the edge. It's a two-way thing.

she asked the man if her daughter owed him anything but he said no that he was just angry... I'm not trying to start a tribal war, but I think Yoruba men are obsessive lovers and they are always quick to use violence when things don't work out... I've noticed it with them and I pray that I never have them as admirers... I don't know if it's a Yoruba thing but I've had more than one violent scenario with them and that is why I walk as fast as my legs can carry me once I discover that my supposed toaster is Yoruba, it might be a coincidence though... they got no chill at all and can kill someone for rejecting them, what they don't realize is that being soft and gentle with a lady gives them a better chance of getting her... I've had my wrist broken more than once for refusing to kiss a Yoruba boy, those guys sha... I think he was an obsessive lover so the lady ran for her dear life, this type of man sef will kill her for talking to another man

if you ask me Na who I go ask??

ikbnice:
Even if they pass the test, it wont stop them from the reckless driving of these Peace Mass Transit drivers. It seems the company gives them targets to meet, thereby making them strive harder than necessary at the expense of precious lives.

exactly! it's not by conducting driving test... the company should revisit their policy, a driver is supposed to get to his destination at a particular time and most times they don't leave on time cause they are looking for passengers, they should at least time drivers based on time of departure

Mosthandsomeboy:
Irony ryt

one dodoyo spotted

Amah70:
But if one may ask:

was Buhari on Owerri weed when he promised to make one Naira exchange for one Dollar if we voted him to become president of Nigeria?

haba bros our weed is not strong enough to hypnotize the president in that manner
he was probably on warri weed or oshogbo weed, not our weed

scribble:
Sai bubu
Woof

Na Una dey cause wahala for this country... wetin be dis

my phone... I can forget everything behind but my phone is a must-have

that time you are using to doll yourself up and look for a rich man could be invested in making yourself a rich lady instead... you guys should stop embarrassing us na

Lord have mercy on the mother cause she doesn't know what jewel she was blessed with... please don't forget to bless me with mine when the time comes

one word "stupidity "

Dear God, I still want that hip I asked for but it should be nothing like this.

Yours sincerely,
Smileysmiley

IamLEGEND1:
Na lie,95% of una go try kill the fiance/fiancée. Frustration too much for naija.

not true... Nigeria is one country filled with people with so much hope, they don't get frustrated easily... they have this survival spirit in them... I give it up for Nigerians, we are the real MVPs... truth be told, Nigerians will only be tempted to react if the lover in question is pretty wealthy, if the jilted woman is running out of time (as per her biological clock is ticking like a time bomb) and if they've sacrificed personal stuffs for the lover, apart from that, it'll be a situation of "carry your wahala and come and be going ", we are strong like that, we are Nigerians, our government never kill us, shey na love wan kill us

Thiwalade:


.... while it is important to be with someone that is presentable and looks out for himself, personally I feel it will be a bit too far to cheat just cause of looks. I was also very rough back in the days but through hardwork, and willingness to improve, I can boldly say I've CHANGED and I'm glad about it. "smileysmiley" can testify to that..

of course darling

oga op
considering the Pastor's request sef is absurd... what nonsense that alone is a clear indication that the pastor doesn't have his best interest at heart... your friend should not allow that "pastor" open office on his head... his tithe is between him and his God... I can't even believe that he considered the pastor's request sef... there are so many churches in Nigeria, why should one church be a problem... religious bigots!!!

pepper soup is ready

I vote vizkiz
Cc NLJega

I vote vizkiz

NLJega

beef shawarma is #500 in my area

b

I went for a party, ate to my utmost satisfaction and left my phone as souvenir... E pain me like say pesin chook knife for my chest... In order to punish my careless attitude, I stayed away from getting a new one for close to 3 months, it was the 3rd phone I was misplacing in a month after all... I've never lost any phone since then