stupidity:
Ok, so I was driving down to festac town from oshodi, I was bored as hell inside the car being alone. So I met this wonderfully blessed lady front-wise and back-wise. I stopped the car infront of her and ask where's upto, it happened she was going to second rainbow not far from my destination. We chatted a little while driving, On getting to second rainbow, I peacefully, amicably and jejely requested for her contact. Can you all imagine this lady refused. I thought it was a joking stuff, I asked again, she said the same thing and even added "I have a man already"..

I wound up the glass, and put on my shade then looked for the nearest "turn" back to oshodi. She was asking me "what are you doing?? I just form deaf for her. We got to oshodi and dropped her off. She stood there cursing her self,(not me).


Orishirishi, common phone number, what if I had asked for her pvnny??


I just dey vex this evening.

ode na you waste fuel... thirsty dude

Smhart1:
Come to my house and watch film. 5girls and a guy and we have turned our only brother to a lady

same with us, 4 girls though and my bro is the last child... I don't think he knows the difference anymore sef cause it doesn't seem like anything to him... it seems so normal, nothing strange or extraordinary there... I jus dey pity d girl wey go try use nyansh do am shakara, he'll be like " nyansh wey I don see tire"

op you don try, better achievement... sha make sure say the thing never spoil and e fit do hin main job when time reach

Dahjhi:
You mean carry your problems and be come n be going?

hahahahahha... anyhow o as long as carry and go is there

biko carry your problems and go

[quote author=Nobleman500 post=47847568][/quote]shooo... now get lost

Drienzia:
2- The butt of every deeper life choir mistress

not true ooo.... deeper life people dey gather nyansh, I think it's a prerequisite to become a member

who send dem if I catch dem for my door again ehn, na cutlass I go use pursue them

dollyjoy:
Lol



Well.. Here goes..



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wow you think I'm cool... thanks sweetie

jamalnation:
Abeg wich 1 be LGBT??

lesbian gay bisexual transgender

Gimme some Arab men... Jeez! They turn me on without even trying... forget am, God finish work for dia

clap for yourself op... well done

sex is really overrated.... sex.... sex.... sex..… sex.... the funny thing is that the people who have it hardly talk about it, all these small boys will just be disturbing somebody... if your girlfriend has lied to you about her body count and you can't take it, break up na... why all these rants about Naija girls and lies... if you can't take it anymore, get a foreign girl and free Naija girls... the annoying thing is that all these small boys ranting nonsense here are being controlled by one small Naija girl in real life, they only have mouth here, just wait until that girl with your mumu button catches you, she'll deal seriously with you

if you were not doing your job well, what do you expect, up your game and stop showing the world how unmanly you are, you are lucky she didn't call another guy to take over

God you know my heart desires... please bless me with cute twin boys like this when the time comes

For this Buhari tenure Even pastors don dey advice us to chop for dream, anywhere you see food, abeg chop

Cherishing:

chai ! thought am the only badt Gurl here, seeing badder and baddest

hahahahaha

Olril18:
u are too funny because u are extremely wrong.

ok

Temptee101:
What a lame excuse. You are not trying to be a hater i agree but you are a born HATER. You are not only hating on others, u also extended it to ur siblings.

ok

obiorathesubtle:
I see your point.. With all the connections you need in Nigeria to survive.. Doctors have it easier..

About that fear bit.. A time will come when nobody will tremble at the mention of a Lawyer.. There was a time when court messengers were dreaded in Nigeria, the police were dreaded the most.. Now look at the ridicule shown to the police force by mere citizens.. Everything eventually loses flavour as time goes on..


But we're in a developing world.. A Lawyer is very necessary, but 5 lawyers is a sad waste of resources.. That's my opinion..

a big waste ooo... I wonder what oga and madam were thinking about when they were doing the investment...

herzern:
Nollywood actors/actresses and kidney problem

aswear... I wonder why...

Cherishing:
lovely pics

The 5th pix make brain

Soldier nacking hope it doesn't cause humongous swelling

aswear... na dat one I notice ooo... see how the Soldier grabbed the babe, knacking no go small ooo

obiorathesubtle:
Not trying to be a sexist of some sort (for the lame brains who might misinterpret)


But 5 'female' lawyers is actually a waste of school fees..


There's no scientist in the family(a family without a male child too).. Because let's face it, those five ladies will eventually get married and end up another man's lawyer(no longer daddy's lawyer or family lawyer). Where's daddy's legacy after 5 female lawyers??


The only thing they'll be doing is stepping in for others in different legal battles.. They'll revolve around one circle.. There's no diversity and even God is against it..


My opinion tho.


Don't quote me if you don't use a brain.. I will not reply.

I don't envy the family at all and no I don't wish it was mine... 5 female lawyers unless popsy is well connected, what good paying job is waiting for them? the man is a secretary for one Christian organization, abi na Christian law dem go practice how will he recover his money back... law is a course for the well connected cause Naija no be country where ordinary lawyer fit survive, who dey go court for Naija? we prefer out of court settlement... I've been trying to dissuade my kid sis from studying law but the girl no go hear, I know what I've seen with my two eyes, money no dey for that course if you no know pesin ooo, na so dem dey trek under sun after court hearing, no be small thing ooo, when young doctors sef don buy motor after horsemanship.... gimme 5 female engineers and I'll be proud or 5 female doctors, me I no gbadun that law of a course, laye.... the only thing is that people will be scared of messing with the family, na fear we go chop of which people wey gather money sef go mess with dem without looking back, no be Saraki hire 75 abi how many SANs to defend am on top one case? the girls sef fit allow the thing enter their head, dem no go gree marry.... I'm not trying to be a hater but I can never allow my 5 kids do this.... I just dey pity oga and madam

vizkiz:


lol...she is back

I am sorry for being the culprit to your ban

I'll think about forgiving you

vizkiz:


Thread closed

someone has forgotten our agreement o

omo mummy

sammily:
Please I want people to help me out here. I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 months last 2 week ago and we agreed to visit her home last Sunday. I have always dropped her off around the place but I have never entered the house because I wasn't yet ready to meet the parent because we were just dating then and I wasn't yet sure that she was the one for me. Meanwhile all these while, My girl was only referring to her mum so I subconsciously concluded that the father is late. So last Sunday, I got to their house at Agege pen Cinema and what I saw was very sad. I saw a man looking so haggard in the sitting room and I greeted him, He answered in a very low tone and welcomed me. My girls mum soon came out to the sitting room and also greeted me. We exchanged pleasantries before my girl came out to join us in the discuss. At a point my girls mum brought out money and asked the haggard man to go and buy fuel to power the generator for me so that Heat will not disturb me.

We discussed at length after the man left. To cut the long story short, After the meeting we fixed another date for the second meeting that I was supposed to attend with a family member. When I was about leaving, I gave them some money and some to the man and he fell on his knees thanking me as if he has never owned N1000 in his entire life. When my girl was seeing me off, I asked her who the man was and lo and behold, it was her father. I couldn't believe my ears. it was like a rude joke. it was unbelievable. She must has sensed my confusion before she started telling me stories of how the man maltreated her mum when he had money, how he married another wife who squandered all his money and left them in penury. She said he used to beat her mum and all sorts which I cannot write here.

Since that Sunday till now, I've had no peace of mind, I've been thinking and imagining how a right thinking woman and her daughter can comfortably relegate the man of the house to a mere houseboy. That Sunday, the man was wearing a torn knicker and a white singlet that I won't even use to clean my car. Even my wife to be hushed him down when he came back and wanted to keep the fuel change to himself. Something is wrong somewhere, a woman who could treat her husband like this no matter what he did in the past is scary. I have not even picked her calls since that Sunday evening. I am scared and I don't know what to do next.

op if I start to list the things popsy did to us when we were growing up ehn, you'll know that your father-in-law to be is just learning work, I don't want to go too far but I would like to let you know that he attempted to murder us, it was a family thing and every member of his family attacked us whenever they felt like it... left to me alone, I would have loved to deal with them now but mumsy is a very wise woman, she taught us that the best punishment to one's enemy is success... sorry to say but your fiancee and her mum are evil women, they've probably used black magic on the man sef.... you need to see how everyone including my father's family come out to welcome us anytime we visit, like we are royalty, we are done with schooling and we have our various success stories so everybody wants to come close.... popsy is very ashamed of himself now and he can't stay in the same place we are in, he always flee.... his brother was talking about a reconciliation the other day, now they are ready to beg....mumsy was able to achieve all these by being nice to them irrespective of what they did, it will make them feel more sorry and ashamed of themselves but treating them like trash will make them feel vindicated, like they are paying for their sins.... I don't hate my father, I just dislike what he did to us and no matter what happens, I can never treat him like trash so you had better run for your life my dear cause she couldn't even respect you enough to treat her father nicely in front of you

KingErnesto:




Lol,,am not much of a singer..but i'll get some crew to do that for me on my birthday..am gonna make her feel so special that day i myt propose.. Lol

good luck

Rukkydelta:

No, I'm not I just derive fun from getting guys heart broken... Not my fault

sweetheart thread carefully... you might end up losing your heart to him instead and you'll be the one at risk

KingErnesto:




Young lady, don't conclude too soon .

I love her so much and i hope you know , we humans ain't perfect. I was quick to accept my wrong deeds, and yes, ifeel so remorseful right now. I wish i could swiftly turn back the hands of time and make things right.


I've never been serious with any lady..we just had fun. But this particular seems different and she turned on a switch in my system like no other lady has ever done...dang ..hope u understand dear.

do it the tuface idibia way... give her one long romantic epistle on how you are a retired Playboy cause of her and how she caught you during your weak moments and how she is the strength you need blah blah blah.... then end it with the proposal.... I hope you do love her though, don't break her heart