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Romance / Re: Prettywhitegold Is An Impostor by smileysmiley(f): 7:14pm On May 25, 2016
MUVA:


So how can we verify that all what u've just written is not just another hogwash?
I don't really care about how you can verify it or not... I'm just trying to ensure the account is not used for fraudulent purposes...She is not registered on Nairaland... To be fore warned is to be fore armed, a word is enough for the wise

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Romance / Prettywhitegold Is An Impostor by smileysmiley(f): 4:44pm On May 25, 2016
I was so surprised to see pictures of my friend trending on Nairaland all in the name of a new moniker. After further investigations, I discovered that it was actually in a bid to promote a new brand. The impostor wanted to promote his new brand called prettywhitegold and decided to use her cause of her pretty face. I had to warn him to stop as she is from a wealthy home and they will waste no time in suing him for impersonation and character defamation. I wonder how low people could go. Please debunk every assumption that has been made of her as the character which was portrayed is nothing like her. The account has been deactivated by the impostor. In case it repeats itself, please inform me. Thanks!

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Science/Technology / Re: Artificial Limbs Produced By ABUBAKAR Shuaibu-Narkuta, Hausa Man by smileysmiley(f): 4:14pm On May 25, 2016
they need it more than any other region in Nigeria cause dey no dey waste time to cut pesin hand there
Romance / Re: What's The Sweetest Thing You Ever Been Told By Whom You Love??? by smileysmiley(f): 1:08am On May 25, 2016
"you make me a complete man"
-current boyfriend

I felt so emotional that day, ladies the best thing you can do for yourself is to find a man that values you, words alone can't explain the benefits... he'll treat you like a Queen, I swear... leave all these small boys ranting nonsense, real men are still out there but ensure you are a real woman in order to attract him

I love my boo scatter
Family / Re: Man Missing Since 2008 (Pictured) by smileysmiley(f): 12:23am On May 25, 2016
ahhhh!!! see baba Ayo ooo, I know him na









































na joke o
I pray you find him but is this man not too old to be missing, na only children dey lost na
Politics / Re: First Imo State Flyover 100% Ready by smileysmiley(f): 12:13am On May 25, 2016
zuchyblink:
I drove through there a couple of hours ago
you drove through the flyover oga why you dey lie, the place is still blocked
Travel / Re: Which 3 Nigerian Cities Have The Happiest Residents? by smileysmiley(f): 12:06am On May 25, 2016
seedsower:
LAGOS
Lagos ke... brother talk true o
Family / Re: Recent Photos Of The Baby That Was Rescued By A Dog After Being Abandoned by smileysmiley(f): 11:57pm On May 24, 2016
awwww.... his mother's loss... such a cutie
Politics / Re: Current Price Of Items In Buhari's Administration (pic) by smileysmiley(f): 11:55pm On May 24, 2016
weyabblog:
BAG IF RICE: Old price 7, 000 naira , and new price 18, 500 naira
now 20000 naira
Family / Re: Help! This Girl Wants To Destroy Our Family by smileysmiley(f): 11:46pm On May 24, 2016
Your brother is very ill mannered... hope he is not jazzed o cause even my younger brother who is 12 knows that mummy is bae... every responsible man should know this... as for what to do, it's clear that the woman doesn't want to last long in her marital home so you will make it easy for her... travel home when your brother is away, go with your sister, get the documents of any remaining property and please take your mother with you before they kill her, anybody who tries my mother is looking for death I swear, you can spice the visit up by going with someone to beat blue and black from her body, throw her things out and lock the house, give her a stern warning and then leave... you and your sister can do the beating sef, let her know that the beating will continue occasionally if she remains there... I'm not a violent person o but some people need brain resetting every now and then... talk to the elders in your village, give them small thing and ensure that they make everyone around treat them like an outcast until your brother returns the woman... no just sit down, fold hands, dey allow one nyama nyama woman destroy your home... all the while wey you dey visit, you no fit sama the girl one slap? how pesin go dey maltreat your mama and go just dey look am, I don vex for you sef
Family / Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by smileysmiley(f): 6:53pm On May 23, 2016
RomanyChi:
I used to be a big fan of throwing things at random people from our balcony. it could be anything: spoiled potatoes, some little garbage, bags with colored water, banana peels, etc grin one time it was an old shoe cheesy oh poor people lipsrsealed
chai!!! this was so much fun, I'll throw and hide... Evils!!!
Family / Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by smileysmiley(f): 6:49pm On May 23, 2016
My elder sister and I were super mischievous children, home alone and its likes were our kind of movie so we did terrible things to people around us. I'll list some of them:

1. Our neighbor was a chronic copycat, she would always buy whatever our mum buys for us for her kids so we dealt with her. We excreted inside her children's socks and put it into the new school bag she bought for them. N/b: The school bag was exactly like ours, haba... she no see another type for market We tore her window net, used the copy cat clothes she bought for her kids to clean the gutter and put them inside her window. The woman even came to our house to collect some aloe vera to grow and all of a sudden our own stopped growing, we destroyed her own. The woman suffered in our hands sha and she never knew the perpetrators of the evil act till date.

2. We robbed our mum's provision store every morning before going to school. When mummy found out, she stopped the driver from stopping in her store before taking us to school, we decided to change the routine to an afternoon routine, we robbed when we got back from school against the next morning. That store suffered sha, we will put 7up inside cup and be drinking then tell my mum's sales girl that it is water. The jekuje we were collecting made it difficult for us to eat our school food so my mum reported us to the supervisor. My elder sister would throw her own away during school period and I will stupidly carry my own back, my supervisor was the person who taught me the lyrics of "some have food" and she always made me eat the food after the song.

3. I was so scared of dogs and I have been chased by 3 dogs in my life. The first was in my house, I climbed the wardrobe. The second was in my cousin's place, I climbed a ladder to the zinc. The third was in my mum's friend's place, I climbed the woman's Mercedes Benz.

4. My dad had a long throat friend who always came to eat in our house every morning. He had a wife ooo but he always came to eat eba with my dad every morning. He came one day when my dad traveled and my mum told the maid to make eba for him, my elder sister, the maid and I urinated inside and I think that was the last time we saw him for a long time. We heard he was sick but the annoying thing is that he continued coming after he got better.

5. There was a building opposite ours and my sis quarreled with the son of the owner of the building. They kept malice for about one year and during that period we excreted inside a nylon and threw it on their zinc. The sad thing is that their zinc was leaking so rain always washed the poo into their house.

I'll stop here for now, my sis and I were terrorists when we were kids.

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Family / Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by smileysmiley(f): 6:18pm On May 23, 2016
MsFaith:
Those days ehn,,,,I will look for the keys to my parents' room just to steal milk and bournvita...choi. Sometimes steal and take to school sef
my own was my younger sister's SMA... I'll steal their room key, lick the thing finish, clean my mouth well well before coming out

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Family / Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by smileysmiley(f): 6:12pm On May 23, 2016
dammydrumz:
mine: i was trying to force my head through a burglary and my head got stuck in btw.

that day was terrible, how i was rescued? i still don't know till date. grin
I thought I was the only child silly enough to do that... I was so scared ehn, I thought they were going to cut my head off... in fact I give all thanks to God and mother's love
Romance / Re: "No Sex Before Marriage" Is A Scam, Don't Fall For It. by smileysmiley(f): 6:03am On May 23, 2016
DesChyko:


Everyone born in January don't love sex angry
that's not true... People born in January are studs
Celebrities / Re: Renowned Celebrities From Imo State-the Eastern Heartland by smileysmiley(f): 8:51pm On May 21, 2016
proud imolite.... ada mbano grin
Celebrities / Re: Bose Ogulu Dismisses Uju Stella's Pregnancy Claims For Burna Boy by smileysmiley(f): 12:59pm On May 21, 2016
All those bashing Burna's mum will do worse in her shoe... You guys really don't expect her to support an olosho that is trying to ruin her son's career... The girl is an adult, she would have asked Burna to use a condom but she probably even broke it in a bid to get pregnant, so stop being unreasonable with this stupid talk about Burna's mum teaching him how to use a condom... We all know what is in it for the girl; a house in lekki, a nice car and a monthly pay of about #300000 so its normal for every mother to fight for her child's interest... Come to think of it sef, the girl wowo, Burna sef wowo, e get as this child go be oooo... Na dem sabi sha, in less than 9months the complete story will be out

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Romance / Re: 12 Of The Most Creative Beds You Have Ever Seen(photos) by smileysmiley(f): 3:10pm On May 20, 2016
I prefer the fish tank bed, its perfect for love making

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Romance / Re: Help! My Babe Have Not Seen Her Period. by smileysmiley(f): 9:23am On May 20, 2016
Fmartin:
thanks alot friend, fr ur time nd words
you are really going to consider his advice Well, na you sabi... I just pray she is a 'tear scatter' girl... deny at your own peril
Romance / Re: Help! My Babe Have Not Seen Her Period. by smileysmiley(f): 9:20am On May 20, 2016
ronald4lif:
Can imagine what you're passing through. One of my highest fears is getting someone pregnant at this stage of my life. I think you've to keep calm till after four weeks to see if she's indeed pregnant. If yes, convince her to consider D&C as you aren't ready to father a child now. And if she refuses, deny responsibility.
you are such a baby... so she is supposed to take responsibility alone for a mistake they both made... I pity the girl(s) you are currently straffing
Food / Re: Cancer-Causing Tomato Paste In Nigeria - Reps Alerts Nigerians by smileysmiley(f): 4:05pm On May 19, 2016
Politics at its peak... Someone once said that this government is good in politics but bad in governance and its true... How does this information help Nigerians? The aim now is probably to put panic in the mind of the citizens so that Nigerians will get distracted a bit and stop criticizing their government... Give us the name of this product and sanction the companies aiding them... Stop playing games with us, we are wiser now....
Crime / Re: Man Pours Kerosene On His Own Daughter & Sets Her On Fire by smileysmiley(f): 11:41pm On May 18, 2016
walcut:
the face of the father looks familiar ooo lipsrsealed
its the face of evil
Family / Re: Woman Battered By Her Husband For Refusing Sex (Photos) by smileysmiley(f): 11:27pm On May 18, 2016
johnson232:
@bold what will u do? if u dont want any man to lay his hands on your sister, u better marry her...
rubbish!!
Sissy spotted!
Family / Re: Woman Battered By Her Husband For Refusing Sex (Photos) by smileysmiley(f): 11:23pm On May 18, 2016
Josphine4good:
I hate men undecided I don't think I will get married to one
lesbian alert!
Romance / Re: The Best Way To Punish Your Ex by smileysmiley(f): 4:11pm On May 16, 2016
op you are punishing yourself and not your ex... the best thing is to move on... delete him ke, how will he see my new lovely pictures... don't pick his calls? na, I'll rather fill his head with the lovely voice that was once a part of his life... just do your thing and address him like he is a new person entirely, if he chats you up, reply in a friendly manner but if he tries to bring up your past laugh it off like it doesn't really matter... be a boss and have him tripping all over again, that's the best punishment, rejecting him when he tries to come in a second time
Romance / Re: Men Should Be Told “go An’ Marry” Too… by smileysmiley(f): 3:58pm On May 16, 2016
BoiledHead:
How would they know you are 30? Beside even if they know.. dem no fit force person. I am 49 and I'm single
uncle go and marry o
Family / Re: A Hustling Woman And Her Child Sleeping By A Roadside by smileysmiley(f): 1:15pm On May 16, 2016
Quite touching! But if its real then the woman is being careless with her baby, she should have put the baby on the other side to protect her/him from any harm. In fact everything about the picture is just wrong cause the days are evil. God help us ooo

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Crime / Re: Father Deflowers And Rapes Daughter In Ogun For Refusing More Sex (photo) by smileysmiley(f): 1:09pm On May 16, 2016
And what exactly are the lawmakers waiting for before putting death as the punishment of these pigs into law
Phones / Re: Glo New Data Plan by smileysmiley(f): 10:48am On May 16, 2016
if glo like they should sell 10g for #500 I will not buy... this people can frustrate one's browsing experience... pesin fit vex break phone while waiting for glo... useless network
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage And Son At Davido's Daughter's Birthday by smileysmiley(f): 10:42am On May 16, 2016
single mum and single dad, both have issues with their partner *clears throat* hope we no go hear story tomorrow ooo grin
Romance / Re: Another Undisputed Fact To Proof Chicks Are All Bitches...see4 Urself by smileysmiley(f): 6:11pm On May 14, 2016
MenGoingThereWay:
Please pack one side jare...I have seen men give these ladies as much as 500,000 naira, some men even build shops or set up business,sponsor trips for girls /women they bang and it doesn't take anything from them and the mans account doesn't even shake.

Most of these men banging these girls and giving them money to the men they aren't even spending anything and the money they give the girls are even change and they see themselves as trying to help the girls while they have fun along the line..In fact its even the lover boyz that spend more money or try very hard to impress the babes who still go along to screw other men.

I know of some expatriate dude that totally turned the life of one babe he was screwing and one other man that lodges girls in his booked hotel suite for a year..To this men the money they give these girls don't even move there accounts in anyway.

As for marriage NOT all men dig it and its not everyone that would even end up having a child.

The girls are losers here cause they sell there dignity, soul and body just for mere cash..to even educate u further do u know men see sex as an event..sex means nothing to a man other than just the pleasure BUT for u girls it messes up with Ur psyhc, body, spirit and even soul.. Tell me who loses when a man uses the girl as a mere toy or meat to satisfy his fantasies...Come and see the way guyz give babes money and u see them perform acts of lesbianism on themselves, Some babes are even violated the other time it was driver and technician that gang banged one very beautiful baby that am sure would insult killerman for this thread or call all men dogs for 10k..she took the both of them on....The men where all happy as they gave us gist of how they finished the babe and how she was up to the task every man on site was just laughing as the two men shared the gist...meanwhile I bet the babe will look back someday or even after that day to see how useless she had been.

Like you said the girl can marry a rich man, but will her marriage to a rich man erase the fact that she was once a intimacy gadget..The rich man could even be banging other girls who where once like her outside.

You girls should first go blame yourselves and remove the logs from Ur eyes before blaming MEN.

-MenGoingThereWay.
ok
Romance / Re: Another Undisputed Fact To Proof Chicks Are All Bitches...see4 Urself by smileysmiley(f): 5:06pm On May 14, 2016
PaulkillermanAg:
if she can't see potentials in a man, and will rather sort for money and other valuables from men, only offer see in return, and sees it as (pay in back) then she is a hoe, and deserves to be treated as such....

U girls come here claiming champs, but you all are runs girls and prostitutes, u do same thing, when I make it plane plane and straight (money for sex) u pick offence, let's stop hiding and being hypocritical , that's what u girls Need...

Smileysmiley i actually pay the girls, to show them they are nothing different from street hoes, that gets paid for answering to a man's sexual needs, that's why i pay them, so do not see it as I'm being fleeced, because I'll simply go back and make more money...
whatever rocks your boat sweetheart... I wonder what type of man you are, one who makes money to pay women from sex, you call them sluts, na you sabi... no woman in her right senses will want to end up with you cause old habits die hard... I'm not trying to insult you but you should have a rethink seriously, don't let your experience with some loose women define your relationship with every other woman out there... one thing we humans fail to understand is that people become exactly what you want them to be, girls are often a mixture of good and bad...when you meet a girl she tends to bring out the part you want to see... maybe you are attracting sluts with your belief, there is a good girl out there for every guy, change your perceptions sweetheart wink

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