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Business / Re: What Happens To The Money In My Savings Account If I Die? by smileysmiley(f): 4:06pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
darkenkach:chisos! do people really use bf and gf as next of kin I thought it was a joke o 1 Like |
TV/Movies / Re: Zee Addicts Get Inside Now!!! by smileysmiley(f): 11:36am On Jul 07, 2016 |
abimbawealth:hahhhhahaaa 1 Like |
TV/Movies / Zee Addicts Get Inside Now!!! by smileysmiley(f): 11:09am On Jul 07, 2016 |
Who is the queen of wickedness amongst these four women? My vote goes to Sindoora of The Vow, that woman is deadly. Top left - Rekha of East meets West Down left - Jigyasa of The Promise Top right - Urvashi of Saloni Down right - Sindoora of The Vow
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Food / Re: 20 Wonder-working Kitchen Tricks You Never Knew! by smileysmiley(f): 4:15am On Jul 05, 2016 |
op sweet potato abi Irish potato |
Romance / Re: I Feel Awful Breaking Up With Her This Way, Was I Rude? Should I Apologise? by smileysmiley(f): 9:53am On Jul 04, 2016 |
I think its the op that is being clingy sef, the babe doesn't even give a f*** with the replies she is giving... op console yourself and move on 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: How Would You Feel/react When Your EX. Makes This Statement? by smileysmiley(f): 7:21am On Jul 03, 2016 |
bitchcrafts:heartlessness you say, but I would rather use the word "thoughtful".... I still miss him but the relationship had no future |
Romance / Re: How Would You Feel/react When Your EX. Makes This Statement? by smileysmiley(f): 7:09am On Jul 03, 2016 |
That statement is related to obsessed people, my ex used to say it a lot while we were dating and I started believing him cause truth be told, he was near perfect. I feel he was a little bit obsessed though. I wonder if he still stalks me on Nairaland sef, he is a guest and will always stalk my every comment. No two people are the same though so I don't see any reason why I'll find someone like my ex. |
Business / Re: Hilarious Phone Call Between A 419 Scammer And A Woman(audio) by smileysmiley(f): 12:03pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
I love the woman |
Romance / Re: Am In Love With 5 Beautiful Girls by smileysmiley(f): 4:34am On Jul 01, 2016 |
post their pictures, lemme help you choose |
Family / Re: I Just Saw My Uncle's Wife In A Guest House by smileysmiley(f): 4:12am On Jul 01, 2016 |
babysophie:you seriously don't believe what you typed, right your thinking is quite shallow o... beat and boo her for what? did she kill anybody? and then you had to end it with snapping and videoing for the internet... Nigerians are truly barbarians, what happened to minding your own business.... that is how a man was killed for stealing a generator early yesterday morning and he was tied to it and his dead body was being ridiculed with different camera snapping for the Internet... see people hailing his murderers like they were some kind of heroes.... why should such barbaric step be taken? sweetheart have you never cheated on your lover before? should such be done to you if you were caught? stop the barbaric thought before it eats too deep into you.... say no to jungle justice |
Romance / Re: I Just Lost My Fiancee To A Bad Prank Gone Wrong...women Are Selfish by smileysmiley(f): 8:37am On Jun 30, 2016 |
sumborri:give her time, she might come around... you could speak to her family and friends, explain to them and make them realize its an expensive joke that will never repeat itself again... Good luck! |
Romance / Re: I Just Lost My Fiancee To A Bad Prank Gone Wrong...women Are Selfish by smileysmiley(f): 7:34am On Jun 30, 2016 |
op you sef went too far... me sef will never forgive you no matter the prank I played on you... haba big rats and cockroaches... NEVER!!! that could have easily given her a heart attack na, if only you know how scary those things could be and in the dark... haba... to be sincere, I'll never step foot in that house again if it were me, its traumatizing na 18 Likes 4 Shares |
Romance / Re: Contesting For Mr Nairaland, I Need Your Support And Votes. by smileysmiley(f): 7:24am On Jun 28, 2016 |
show us your six packs |
Career / Re: My Boss Asked Me To Go Back To School. Before I Slip Into Depression, Help Me. by smileysmiley(f): 7:01am On Jun 28, 2016 |
op are you Jesus that all of them are trying to crucify you if they are all saying the same thing about your presentation then there is an iota of truth in it.... I agree with your boss in the sense that most Nigerian graduates need to go back to school, bunch of dumb humans... if you were intelligent enough, you should have taken it as a constructive criticism and work on it but now your brain is telling you they are ganging up on you... so dumb and lame.... you want to kill yourself cause you were asked to put more effort in work, lazy thing.... kill yourself and see if the world will end because one man somewhere that virtually nobody knows killed himself... on the brighter side, take additional classes if there is need for it and improve and watch the world celebrate your success |
Family / Re: Sending Money To Parents Back Home by smileysmiley(f): 6:50am On Jun 28, 2016 |
everybody should send to their own parent 1 Like |
Family / Re: Relatives Turning Us Into Their World Bank by smileysmiley(f): 6:34am On Jun 28, 2016 |
MarryMeee:op forget all this people saying "what if she was your child" cause that is total bullshit, there is a reason she is not your child... my mum is a philanthropist and she filled our home with kids of relatives while we were growing up, she took care of them like hers but when they grew up, they teamed up against her and almost put her in a state of bankruptcy... open your ears wide and listen carefully, bundle that girl up and return her to her parents this weekend, let them deal with their mess, they can like to take her to an orphanage or throw her away, its none of your business... stop trying to claim miss goody bag cause you were not the referee while they were f*cking like rabbits after all.... no matter how good you are to that kid, she will still grow up one day to know that you are not real mother and know that you bought a yellow dress for her and a pink dress for your own daughter cause you don't like her, it never works and it never will cause they'll always feel cheated.... if you need more convincing, you can pm me and I'll give you a breakdown gist of what my cousin's did to my mum for being miss goody bag, it wasn't funny at all, I caught the other one putting saliva inside my mum's food sef, they almost ruined my kid sister's life, after everything they left to continue wandering in the village, one became pregnant barely six months after she left our home, now she sells recharge card by the roadside, these were kids my mum was paying close to 100k every term for them as tuition in a private school... the school me sef attended did not pay up to that cause we were not buoyant enough then, now every investment in them is a waste. moral of the story: cleaning a pig up doesn't mean it'll never return to its dirt. a word they say is enough for the wise, I want to believe you don't have kids of yours yet, channel your energy into creating a family for your husband... don't make anyone make you feel like a wicked person for making this decision cause this is the time to selfishly invest all you have in your husband and kids, you can always visit them once in a blue moon and take any spare thing to them... have a good lif 7 Likes |
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Black Women Are Considered "Ugly" Than Other Races by smileysmiley(f): 4:21pm On Jun 27, 2016 |
Strahovski1:of course you are not black, you can never be black with that white skin you carry about that makes you look like a person suffering from leprosy... you think your skin is attractive go to the mirror in the dark and light a single candle, let's see if you won't run away from the ghostly reflection of yourself... your type make me sick to the core 2 Likes |
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by smileysmiley(f): 11:48am On Jun 25, 2016 |
I vote Ivyy Cc: NLJega 1 Like 2 Shares |
NYSC / Re: Marry Yourselves – DG Advises NYSC Members by smileysmiley(f): 5:11am On Jun 25, 2016 |
cosade:ahhhhh!!! its not fair ooo.... that's my past |
Romance / Re: How Long Was/is Your Longest Relationship? by smileysmiley(f): 5:03pm On Jun 24, 2016 |
Lattop:awwww.... so cute |
Romance / Re: HELP ; My Girl Friend Won't Let Me Wash Her. by smileysmiley(f): 4:57pm On Jun 24, 2016 |
votemysticgal16:op this is true, take her to a hospital if you love her cause washing with soap will only mess up with her natural flora... the female vagina should never be washed with soap cause it'll only cause more problem by weakening her vagina's ability to fight germ and increase the problem for the both of you |
Romance / Re: How Long Was/is Your Longest Relationship? by smileysmiley(f): 4:16pm On Jun 24, 2016 |
9 months, it was beautiful but we both knew it was time to walk away... one of those relationships that hold no regrets, it was more like a lesson ground.... it has made me believe in the power of 9months |
Romance / Re: How Long Was/is Your Longest Relationship? by smileysmiley(f): 4:12pm On Jun 24, 2016 |
Lattop:9 years chisos... if no marry that babe, I go swear give you... chisos... |
Romance / Re: ......... by smileysmiley(f): 4:04pm On Jun 24, 2016 |
#teamforeigndudes just kidding, I love my Igbo men |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Effects Of Britain Leaving The EU by smileysmiley(f): 3:38pm On Jun 24, 2016 |
oga op leave this big big grammar, the only thing I want to know is if it'll weaken their currency... our naira really needs that now theoneJabulani |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Effects Of Britain Leaving The EU by smileysmiley(f): 3:38pm On Jun 24, 2016 |
oga op leave this big big grammar, the only thing I want to know is if it'll weaken their currency... our naira really needs that now |
Politics / Re: Dolapo Osinbajo Empowers 800 In Imo (pix) by smileysmiley(f): 3:31pm On Jun 24, 2016 |
TrueHeart365:me too ooo... 810 beneficiaries ke, where dem hide such large amount of people.... another scam 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Shaking Alaafin Of Oyo's Hand by smileysmiley(f): 3:17pm On Jun 24, 2016 |
I guess she was trained in Yankee abi... even kekere me greet chieves by bending and allowing them pat my back... there is no excuse for this, the first family is uncultured... if the mother can do this, the daughters will probably say "heyo what's up"... is this pride or forgetfulness and to all the morons supporting her all in the name of civilization, remember that the same Yankee people you guys are copying are the ones that made the statement "when you are in Rome, behave like a Roman", these same Yankee people bow and prostrate when they come here and you all you"civilized" buffoons are here spewing trash, local things forming what they are not... mumu dey smell for hia 3 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: I Just Finished Masturbating On My Neighbours Car by smileysmiley(f): 6:09am On Jun 24, 2016 |
do you want to impregnate somebody's car |
Romance / Re: My Cousin Says He Looks Like Phyno (photo) by smileysmiley(f): 9:39pm On Jun 22, 2016 |
Is he hungry sorry I meant fasting with our Muslim brothers |
Romance / Re: I'm So Happy, Just Received A Sum Of 10,000 Naira From A Nairalander Today. by smileysmiley(f): 4:52pm On Jun 22, 2016 |
Francis95:its not a laughing matter, tell oga cosade to consider me na |
Romance / Re: I'm So Happy, Just Received A Sum Of 10,000 Naira From A Nairalander Today. by smileysmiley(f): 3:16pm On Jun 22, 2016 |
Francis95:you are shining 32 cause you've been blessed, may this blessing never pass me by oga cosade oga cosade oga cosade oga cosade oga cosade oga cosade oga cosade I'm not a trouble maker, you can make enquiries, my head is very leveled o... |
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