darkenkach:
Chio! Thank God I saw this. My next of kin is my girlfriend and the future of the relationship isn't guaranteed. First thing on Friday I will be going to replace it with ma dad.

chisos! do people really use bf and gf as next of kin I thought it was a joke o

abimbawealth:
This is Jigyasa's promise to you...



All of them be devil

hahhhhahaaa

Who is the queen of wickedness amongst these four women? My vote goes to Sindoora of The Vow, that woman is deadly.


Top left - Rekha of East meets West
Down left - Jigyasa of The Promise
Top right - Urvashi of Saloni
Down right - Sindoora of The Vow

op sweet potato abi Irish potato

I think its the op that is being clingy sef, the babe doesn't even give a f*** with the replies she is giving... op console yourself and move on

bitchcrafts:
If he was near perfect, why did u now Fukc him up? Ladies n heartlessness

heartlessness you say, but I would rather use the word "thoughtful".... I still miss him but the relationship had no future

That statement is related to obsessed people, my ex used to say it a lot while we were dating and I started believing him cause truth be told, he was near perfect. I feel he was a little bit obsessed though. I wonder if he still stalks me on Nairaland sef, he is a guest and will always stalk my every comment. No two people are the same though so I don't see any reason why I'll find someone like my ex.

I love the woman

post their pictures, lemme help you choose

babysophie:
U should v shouted n booed her ryt dre so pipul wil gather,beat d hell out of her before snapping n videoing it for d internet.

you seriously don't believe what you typed, right your thinking is quite shallow o... beat and boo her for what? did she kill anybody? and then you had to end it with snapping and videoing for the internet... Nigerians are truly barbarians, what happened to minding your own business.... that is how a man was killed for stealing a generator early yesterday morning and he was tied to it and his dead body was being ridiculed with different camera snapping for the Internet... see people hailing his murderers like they were some kind of heroes.... why should such barbaric step be taken? sweetheart have you never cheated on your lover before? should such be done to you if you were caught? stop the barbaric thought before it eats too deep into you.... say no to jungle justice

sumborri:
but it wasn't even my idea. It was my friend oh. She isn't speaking with him too. But look at it, I have never played a prank on her. I am not a prank person. She started it all. Me sef would have died from her own. I have sent messages tire , called and yet no head way. I just feel she is being unfair to me. Knowing its a prank. Do you know when last I cried ? She made me cry, made me faint, yet I forgave. I feel cheated sef.

give her time, she might come around... you could speak to her family and friends, explain to them and make them realize its an expensive joke that will never repeat itself again... Good luck!

op you sef went too far... me sef will never forgive you no matter the prank I played on you... haba big rats and cockroaches... NEVER!!! that could have easily given her a heart attack na, if only you know how scary those things could be and in the dark... haba... to be sincere, I'll never step foot in that house again if it were me, its traumatizing na

show us your six packs

op are you Jesus that all of them are trying to crucify you if they are all saying the same thing about your presentation then there is an iota of truth in it.... I agree with your boss in the sense that most Nigerian graduates need to go back to school, bunch of dumb humans... if you were intelligent enough, you should have taken it as a constructive criticism and work on it but now your brain is telling you they are ganging up on you... so dumb and lame.... you want to kill yourself cause you were asked to put more effort in work, lazy thing.... kill yourself and see if the world will end because one man somewhere that virtually nobody knows killed himself... on the brighter side, take additional classes if there is need for it and improve and watch the world celebrate your success

everybody should send to their own parent

MarryMeee:
I have been with my husband for a while now and I can say we have been doing well for ourselves. But i have a problem with some relatives that are turning us into their atm machine. My husband has an uncle who has always had other people taking care of his children (5children from 3 different women) for him whilst he goes out to enjoy himself without a care in the world.

Last year my in laws asked us to take in one of his daughters so she could go to school in the city. I was hesitant at first since i did not know much about her or the father, but eventually I warmed up to the idea. Fast forward 6months later, I am sick and tired of it. She does not do her homework without being forced and sometimes she skips school. I have already been called 3times by her teacher making complaints about her attitude in class and her perfomance. If you do not dig for her homework from her bag she will not do it. This girl is already 11 and she is only in grade 4 and she bed-wets.

I do not usually resort to beating a child because I have told myself that should be the last resort, but at the same time I am tired of buying things for her because she is always destroying them. She will wear her best clothes to go play with mud outside and she has turned her school shoes in slippers. She is always losing her stationery and she has torn 2 of her school uniforms already. She once broke the toilet and we had to get a new (not toilet seat, i mean the actual damn toilet) and she broke the plasma in the living room barely 5months after we got it.

As if she is not a big enough headache, her father always finds himself in my house almost every month and he will not leave until you compensate him for coming to your house uninvited. Of course he will expect you to give him money and groceries to take home.

Everything has been frustrating my husband as well and he is considering taking the girl back to her father's house as soon as schools closes and to be honest i really do not have a problem with that, but my issue is that his family is against the idea because its not a christian thing to do (1Timothy 5v8)

To those who have been in the same situation, how did you resolve it amicably and where did you draw the line?

op forget all this people saying "what if she was your child" cause that is total bullshit, there is a reason she is not your child... my mum is a philanthropist and she filled our home with kids of relatives while we were growing up, she took care of them like hers but when they grew up, they teamed up against her and almost put her in a state of bankruptcy... open your ears wide and listen carefully, bundle that girl up and return her to her parents this weekend, let them deal with their mess, they can like to take her to an orphanage or throw her away, its none of your business... stop trying to claim miss goody bag cause you were not the referee while they were f*cking like rabbits after all.... no matter how good you are to that kid, she will still grow up one day to know that you are not real mother and know that you bought a yellow dress for her and a pink dress for your own daughter cause you don't like her, it never works and it never will cause they'll always feel cheated.... if you need more convincing, you can pm me and I'll give you a breakdown gist of what my cousin's did to my mum for being miss goody bag, it wasn't funny at all, I caught the other one putting saliva inside my mum's food sef, they almost ruined my kid sister's life, after everything they left to continue wandering in the village, one became pregnant barely six months after she left our home, now she sells recharge card by the roadside, these were kids my mum was paying close to 100k every term for them as tuition in a private school... the school me sef attended did not pay up to that cause we were not buoyant enough then, now every investment in them is a waste.
moral of the story: cleaning a pig up doesn't mean it'll never return to its dirt.
a word they say is enough for the wise, I want to believe you don't have kids of yours yet, channel your energy into creating a family for your husband... don't make anyone make you feel like a wicked person for making this decision cause this is the time to selfishly invest all you have in your husband and kids, you can always visit them once in a blue moon and take any spare thing to them... have a good lif

Strahovski1:


I am not black. Call me anything. I am not black

of course you are not black, you can never be black with that white skin you carry about that makes you look like a person suffering from leprosy... you think your skin is attractive go to the mirror in the dark and light a single candle, let's see if you won't run away from the ghostly reflection of yourself... your type make me sick to the core

I vote Ivyy

Cc: NLJega

cosade:


"oga cosade my detective skills have figured you out, I'm level headed too ooo, I don't bash people, oya should I pm you my details grin"

lol

lol

lol

ahhhhh!!! its not fair ooo.... that's my past

Lattop:
Dear we are happily married with 2 children

awwww.... so cute

votemysticgal16:



Even if u wash it in the Jordan river seven times, the smell in her private part won't go off. It's caused by bacterial infection and she should seek medical attention.

op this is true, take her to a hospital if you love her cause washing with soap will only mess up with her natural flora... the female vagina should never be washed with soap cause it'll only cause more problem by weakening her vagina's ability to fight germ and increase the problem for the both of you

9 months, it was beautiful but we both knew it was time to walk away... one of those relationships that hold no regrets, it was more like a lesson ground.... it has made me believe in the power of 9months

Lattop:
It's been 9years now and we're still together

9 years chisos... if no marry that babe, I go swear give you... chisos...

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just kidding, I love my Igbo men

oga op leave this big big grammar, the only thing I want to know is if it'll weaken their currency... our naira really needs that now

theoneJabulani

oga op leave this big big grammar, the only thing I want to know is if it'll weaken their currency... our naira really needs that now

TrueHeart365:
where the beneficiaries. abi the products produced themselves or na another scam propaganda?

i am in imo at the moment and everyone seems to be asking the same question.

#ShowUsTheBeneficiaries

me too ooo... 810 beneficiaries ke, where dem hide such large amount of people.... another scam

I guess she was trained in Yankee abi... even kekere me greet chieves by bending and allowing them pat my back... there is no excuse for this, the first family is uncultured... if the mother can do this, the daughters will probably say "heyo what's up"... is this pride or forgetfulness

and to all the morons supporting her all in the name of civilization, remember that the same Yankee people you guys are copying are the ones that made the statement "when you are in Rome, behave like a Roman", these same Yankee people bow and prostrate when they come here and you all you"civilized" buffoons are here spewing trash, local things forming what they are not... mumu dey smell for hia

do you want to impregnate somebody's car

Is he hungry


sorry I meant fasting with our Muslim brothers

Francis95:
Lwkm ..mehn u funny.

its not a laughing matter, tell oga cosade to consider me na

Francis95:

you are shining 32 cause you've been blessed, may this blessing never pass me by

oga cosade

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oga cosade

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oga cosade

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