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Politics / Re: Osinbajo To Act As President For 10 Days- Buhari by smileysmiley(f): 4:32pm On Jun 06, 2016
In as much as I dislike Pa Buhari's leadership, I don't think Tinubu will be a better option. That man is so evil, he will monopolize Nigeria's economy as he did with Lagos using Fashola as his tool. God where are we heading to as a nation? please come to our aid
Romance / Re: I Am Looking For Sex by smileysmiley(f): 8:42am On Jun 06, 2016
BoiledHead:

Your mother
ok
Romance / Re: I Am Looking For Sex by smileysmiley(f): 12:14am On Jun 06, 2016
BoiledHead:


I don't understand.

I'm making my announcements and whoever is interested can pm. I would pay if needed and if anyone is gracious enough to do it free then it's a good thing.
ode
Politics / Re: Should President Buhari Bring Back These Goodluck Jonathan's Folk's? by smileysmiley(f): 12:01am On Jun 06, 2016
Davvymavvy:


Shut up if you don't have any meaningful thing to contribute. Who was the most outstanding minister in Jonathan's regime? Adesina, a Yoruba man. The best achievement of the last administration came from agriculture, a ministry supervised by a Yoruba man.

What did Igbo technocrats do other than plunging Nigeria back into debt, supervised the looting of our treasury and drown the future of Nigeria in an ocean of economic hearrmohage?
can we please stop all these tribalistic sentiments, its our greatest problem as a nation and it has eaten us really deep
36STATES:
Don't mind them.
This is a typical envy Yorubas have for successful Igbo ladies because their women are non achievers.
Can you point one Yoruba woman in the calibre of Okonji Iweala, Oby Ezekwesiri, Chimamanda Aduchie, Aruma Ote, Dora Akunyelu, Mrs Odua etc? Yorubas marry them off too early, they reluctantly send them to school, they're more interested in staging best owambe in town than sending their girls to the best schools. This is quite opposite of Igbo families.... we send our girls to Harvard if we can afford it; thank God they have the brain to study too.
The whole thing is simply envy.
Davvymavvy:


Shut up if you don't have any meaningful thing to contribute. Who was the most outstanding minister in Jonathan's regime? Adesina, a Yoruba man. The best achievement of the last administration came from agriculture, a ministry supervised by a Yoruba man.

What did Igbo technocrats do other than plunging Nigeria back into debt, supervised the looting of our treasury and drown the future of Nigeria in an ocean of economic hearrmohage?
can we please stop all these tribalistic sentiments, its our greatest problem as a nation and it has eaten us really deep
Crime / Re: Father Kills Son For Sleeping With Sister (photo) by smileysmiley(f): 7:45pm On Jun 05, 2016
The boy is better off dead, why is the father crying? He has helped to get rid of a potential rapist and molester... Haba... 11 is just too young, I for roast that thing sef if na me... Devilish child, he should go back to hell where he came from
Politics / Re: Buhari Is Sick, Has Meniere Disease (Ear Infection) - Premium Times by smileysmiley(f): 3:32pm On Jun 04, 2016
quickly:


Ur making too many assumptions based on appearance. Where has the so.called strong men taking us too. Let the army do the physical strength work and the president and other so called leaders do visionary planning and .

If.anything happen to bhai Osinbajo will take over and nothing will happen
ok
Politics / Re: Buhari Is Sick, Has Meniere Disease (Ear Infection) - Premium Times by smileysmiley(f): 1:15pm On Jun 04, 2016
quickly:



ur a numbskull the law is if president die, vp takeover and if vp and president die speaker take over.....dumbass
In as much as that is the law, our VP lacks the strength to rule Nigeria (I mean no disrespect), he was once made an acting President for about 4days but he was mute throughout... I'm sure he'll be praying seriously for his President's recovery cause he is not ready for such responsibility, they'll just kill him and pack or he'll resign cause Yoruba leaders sef can't help him.... I wonder why igbos and yorubas keep on attacking themselves when they need each other
Politics / Re: Buhari Is Sick, Has Meniere Disease (Ear Infection) - Premium Times by smileysmiley(f): 1:08pm On Jun 04, 2016
if this man die for seat, Hausa man go run from presidency ooo... na so Yaradua own start... All I know is that for them to disclose it, it means it couldn't be hidden anymore, they tried so much to hide Yaradua's own and only disclosed it when it couldn't be hidden anymore... I wish him speed recovery but more importantly I wish Nigeria a speed recovery.
Romance / Re: While You're Here Calling Me Jobless, I'm Somewhere Making 5k Everyday -photos by smileysmiley(f): 10:20am On Jun 04, 2016
chisos! the guy is crazy already
Romance / Re: Women! Get This Straight! You Are For Sex Only! by smileysmiley(f): 10:08am On Jun 04, 2016
another fool on the loose... paulkillerman have you seen what you have caused, imagine what you are doing to people's sons at a very tender age... you had better fix this cause Nairaland is filled up with a lot of boobs sucking toddlers, I guess you didn't know, right? now fix this before their parents start suing you for brain damage to their underaged kids

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Romance / Re: Paulkillerman Is Right! Girls Are For Sexual Gratification Only. by smileysmiley(f): 9:58am On Jun 04, 2016
op leave this to paulkillerman he is more matured and reasonable and doesn't go about insulting people cause they don't share the same thoughts with him... all I can say is you attract what you are
Fashion / Re: Lady Wearing Padded Fake Vagina (photo) by smileysmiley(f): 7:30pm On Jun 03, 2016
that thing is too big and embarrassing, haba.... imagine walking on the road with such bulge when I no be man wey get prick
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Babymamas And Children Of 2face by smileysmiley(f): 7:34am On Jun 02, 2016
sheilak:
According to you, ugliness equals lack of class. You must be really smart NOT and how dare you talk about beauty, did they choose their faces themselves or what? undecided

Unfortunately for you, there is nothing about Annie shows whether she is classy or not. She hasn't even been able to get it right in movies. It is your bad luck that he didn't choose you desire your beauty. You don't have to hate on these women. Despite their ‘ugliness', he chose to lay with them and their kids stew beautifulsmiley.

ok
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Returns Back To Nigeria,Given A Lovely Welcome(photo) by smileysmiley(f): 1:10am On Jun 02, 2016
Lalasticlala hope you are not the one who brought this to front page without making adjustments... Abeg its Dr Good luck Jonathan, he spent 3 years+ to acquire that title so accord him that respect... The name looks so plain, there should be a title accorded to past Presidents cause this thing looks somehow... Only PhD holders are allowed to quote me
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Babymamas And Children Of 2face by smileysmiley(f): 1:02am On Jun 02, 2016
One thing is certain, 2baba no dey use eye enter market, they are all ugly and old apart from Annie who tried small... #moneyisnotclass... with his wealth he could have easily gotten the creme de la creme ladies but... *shakes head* I'm disappointed... and to think that he kept on going back over and over again cause they each have about 2 kids for him... next time he should ask flavor how it is done, that guy get better eye ooooo
Romance / Re: Wish A Sweet/hot/pretty/handsome Nairalander U Admire A Happy New Month by smileysmiley(f): 9:13pm On Jun 01, 2016
Thiwalade:
luveu2 , smileysmiley... happy New month
happy new month sweetheart

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Romance / Re: I Give My Bae 5k Weekly And Shes Complaining. by smileysmiley(f): 1:19am On Jun 01, 2016
*clears throat* ehm op *scratches neck* dem dey write application letter to be your babe? as you see me ehn, I'm not a greedy person, I'll give you discount sef, #4500 is what I'll collect, you can be using the remaining #500 to send recharge card to your younger one... I'm a very thoughtful lady o and I'm sure I'm prettier than that girl sef....


































ORI O PE
when was the last time you sent something to mumcy, girlfriend don turn to paid job, make I rewrite CV sef
I can cook
I can do that thing well well
I can make your friends jealous of our love
I can pamper a man like say tomorrow no dey
I can wash cloth
chai! thank you so much op, bye bye to joblessness... printing a new CV first thing this morning *dancing shoki*

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Romance / Re: A Note To My Toasters! by smileysmiley(f): 5:45pm On May 28, 2016
[quote author=Swazzkid post=46057726][/quote]oya don't tell me
Romance / Re: A Note To My Toasters! by smileysmiley(f): 5:45pm On May 28, 2016
jozee8:
you just won urself a trip to dubai, for being so modest grin you just won urself a trip to dubai, for being so modest
hahahhahahh

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Celebrities / Davido Offers To Pay For A Fan's HND Form by smileysmiley(f): 5:31pm On May 28, 2016
This seems like the new way to get a favor these days. I'll start my own o...

Romance / Re: A Note To My Toasters! by smileysmiley(f): 5:22pm On May 28, 2016
Swazzkid:
okk oooo....in dat case bitter leave, hospital too far n pumpkin leaf would be great since u re a great cook.....

besides Wat do u want?
cars, mansions, money
or love
love; D




















slip of tongue, abeg give me car, mansion and money
Romance / Re: A Note To My Toasters! by smileysmiley(f): 5:19pm On May 28, 2016
jozee8:
wink ok, tell me what you want wink ok, tell me what you want
G-wagon grin
Romance / Naija Ooo! by smileysmiley(f): 3:20pm On May 28, 2016
Oya dab

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Romance / Re: A Note To My Toasters! by smileysmiley(f): 3:12pm On May 28, 2016
jozee8:

ahhh!! if you can cook this much, trust me i go plant rose flower, even orchard for our garden
hahaha... me no want flower ooo
Romance / Re: A Note To My Toasters! by smileysmiley(f): 3:11pm On May 28, 2016
osesology:

Are you in Nigeria? Cos I know Naija guys dont give flowers, neither do Naija babes request for it.
better o
Romance / Re: A Note To My Toasters! by smileysmiley(f): 2:40pm On May 28, 2016
KashyBaby:
grin maybe a rose soup...
abi o

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Romance / A Note To My Toasters! by smileysmiley(f): 2:37pm On May 28, 2016
It's the fact.

Romance / Re: Why Do Black Girls Want To Look Like White Girls by smileysmiley(f): 2:34pm On May 28, 2016
WhitegirlonNL:
I am not a troll. Just a quite observer of black lives and yes, this forum.
Wondering. Do you really hate your dark skin that you risk putting chemicals on them?
why re your prettiest black girls "whitish"? IDG


And your hair. No gadgets, creams yet to keep them soft, smooth and nice?
Or weird, pointy nose is a "beauty-feature" now and hazel- brown, green, blue eyes?

Is it a veil covering your eyes or white girls win. Hey

hello.


Amanda

op the same reason why your black ass is hiding behind a white girl's profile... are you that insecure... and if you are truly white, what's up with the black girls on your dp whether you are white or black, one thing is for sure, you are pretty insecure... now take your insecure ass outta here

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unemployed Placard-Carrying Lady Meets Osinbajo by smileysmiley(f): 12:34pm On May 28, 2016
naija which way how can our vice president proudly pose for a picture with "no job" written on a placard. Is that now an achievement... chai!!!! this is the height... see how he opened his teeth shamelessly... what happened to his public relations officer, didn't they tell him this is bad for his image, make I screen grab the thing sharp sharp, come 2019 these jokers are leaving...

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Romance / Re: Prettywhitegold Is An Impostor by smileysmiley(f): 7:27am On May 27, 2016
SuperSupremo:
Are you sure it wasn't actually you that created that account




What's the name of that your friend being impersonated and from where or
I really don't care about what you believe, I've stated a fact, believe what you want to
Celebrities / Re: Toolz & Tiwa Savage Hangout In Dubai Ahead Of Toolz Wedding by smileysmiley(f): 10:13am On May 26, 2016
holamiday:
shocked 'Getting our nails 'did'. Isn't that the grandest gbagaun of the year? Someone should defend that grammar please. I need an explanation. By the way, will this Toolz's wedding ever come?

Meanwhile Tiwa's thoughts are: 'this Toolz babe thinks marriage is easy. Your eye go see wheeeen! Make we dey see'.

na so Toke Makinwa talk her own 'did' one time like that o... is that the new trend cause I'm getting confused

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